Animal Weaknesses 

One thing I really love about your videos is, that I can watch them in 144p to save data on my phone and don't miss anything

When he mentioned ferrets, I thought he was going to talk about how females in heat will die if they don’t mate.

Shark police: stop you're getting pulled over Shark: wait a minute Shark:*dies*

That description of a kite made from someone’s own organs doesn’t sound out of place as a circle of hell in Dante’s Inferno.

Sam: **Minding his own business** Uncle Harvey: “ If a shark stops swimming it *DIES* ”

Loudest sounds known to humanity: 5. Baby crying on the plane 4. THX intro 3. Atomic bomb 2. Star collapsing into a black hole 1. Sam O'Nella intro

Sloths are the Italy of the animal kingdom, Changing teams as soon as things get rough

The sloth isn't the only one, apparently sea anemones are animals, some can even move, and it is terrifying

I made my mom watch this and now she won't stop watching Sam O' Nella videos. I haven't eaten in 2 days.

Fun fact: German Name for sloth ist Faultier wich means litterally lazy animal.

Kangaroos can't jump if you hold their tails up. Cows can't walk down stairs. Crocodiles can't stick their tongues out. Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants can't jump. Birds can't eat without gravity. Zebras can't sleep alone. Sloths are better at swimming than moving on land. Keep 'em coming.

The fact sloths used to be giant herbivores who could kill almost anything in their environment before they just quit and decided to go into the trees and become one of the slowest animals is questionable yet unique.

"The sloth is the only member of the animal kingdom who was brave enough to say alright, I made the wrong choice here." cries in coral*

"Stimulate your ferrets" is right. Did you know that female ferrets never leave heat once started unless they are impregnated? It gets so bad that their immune system eventually shuts down and they die. There is a simple way to stave off this problem until such time as you can either have them spayed or bred: lube up a q-tip (water based) and "stimulate" your ferret.

"In fact, ferrets are probably the easiest animal to clog in the world."

When he mentioned sloths I thought he was going to mention that they shit once a week and it’s like childbirth for them, there’s so much. They don’t do it very often because there are predators on the ground where they do it, and they just can’t let it drop from the tree I guess.

polecat= cat that is good at pole dancing

The Etruscan Shrew has such a high metabolism that if it doesn't eat within 4 hours of a previous meal it will starve. Also it has a bpm of 1500, or 26 bps.

The video starts at 3:35 Turn up your volume it’s a bit quiet though

As a wise man once said.... "HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE"

HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE

*_STIMULATE YOUR FERRETS_*

One of my ferrets unfortunately had a blockage and I will confirm.. it did indeed cost $1,000.

Fun fact: nurse sharks are actually able to breath normally without moving, so you can often find them just sitting on the bottom of coral reefs.

Why has this channel not blown up yet? honestly.

I think an interesting video would be dumbest things done by WW1 generals. Trust me, there is a lot of material

new 5 gum constipate your ferrets

Fun fact this shows up when you look up “Five gum, stimulate your senses”

prepare for a lawsuit from 5 gum

3:27 One of my ferrets died from eating a small bean a few months ago. Well, I'm sad again.

*E Α S I E S T T O C L O G A N I M A L S*

I think there was a miscommunication when Sam was doing the reasearch on sloths. The whole "starved on a full stomach" isn't because it takes them so much energy to digest leaves. It has more to do with their gut bacteria, which are highly specialized. Sloths eat basically nothing but the leaves that are their absolute favorites, which, much like your sedentary human, is a very very small selection. So their gut bacteria are extremely specialized to digest ONLY THOSE LEAVES. If a sloth has only been eating leaves from one type of one kind of fruit tree, if you take that sloth into captivity, it'll eat when its hungry, but its gut won't be able to digest or gain nutrients from the incorrect type of leaves. Sloths are actually really hard to preserve in captivity for this reason, and often times "starve on a full stomach" because the scientists didn't observe what leaves it was eating prior to capture. I think sam has misconstrued that as evidence that sloths are stupendously weak animals capable of dying from the effort of digestion, which isn't true. Sloths ARE slow because they're weak, but not in the way you might think. Their physiology has made many sacrifices to be capable of surviving solely on leaves- namely because no matter how big your stomach is, leaves just don't have a lot of nutrients in them. So instead of getting huge and developing (what would be efficient at THAT size) a cow's four-chambered stomach, they opted to just skip arm day instead. And leg day. And abs day. Sloths are relatively incapable of building up what would be considered in most animals "normal amounts of locomotion-related muscle mass" as well as developing an extremely slow metabolism so that the leaves have time to be digested thoroughly enough to provide enough nutrients (again, leaves have almost nothing to them) before becoming emaciated. Sloths just skip the whole "starving to death" thing by being super emaciated in the first place, their bodies already in self-preservation weakened states. They've become adapted to that lifestyle to the point that it's necessary for them to thrive. I don't have this information by my own logic or anything, I have it from scientific essays written by people who did the research themselves, with actual labs and actual sloths. Basically I read. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk, and have a good night.

“The easiest to clog animal in the world” is a sentence I thought I’d never hear.

as a Polish person I must say, the ferret thing made me laugh so hard xDDD

stimulate your ferrets

Animal weaknesses: *something related to its morphological issues that aren’t too pressing and something that is usually avoided* Human weaknesses: depression, stress, existential dread, phobias, allergies, obesity, dug addiction, minor cuts and abrasions on our thin skin, sun burn, falling down stairs, falling down hill, just generally falling down, rampant STDs and other diseases, being alone, being with someone, being with more than one person, having too little money, ingrown nails, genetic issues, poor eyesight, arthritis, wars, riots, bothering with the wrong crowd, lego bricks, diabeetus and Black Friday sales

This channel has a thing other documentary/history channels doesn't *BLOOD*

You know how a dachshund is a wiener dog? Introducing the ferret, the wiener cat.

"HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE!!!!"

"HELP, I CANT SHIT NO MORE!" Me: Suffocates from laughter

*How it feels to chew 5 gum* HALP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE!!!1!!11! *5 gum: stimulate your ferrets*

Fun fact about white sharks, they do stop. In areas where there are a strong currents to keep the water flowing past their gils

during a shark attack Most people: *get out of water* Me, an intellectual: *stands still, cause to eat me, it’ll have to stop.*

sharks when they stop moving: *mY LUNGS-A WHEEZIN'*

I'm really likening this salmonella guy

*how it feels to chew 5 gum* H E L P I C A N T S H I T N O M O R E! *5 gum* *stimulate your ferrets*

Ferret:*eats literally anything* Also Ferret:cONstIpaTiON

As someone who owns ferrets I can say it's pretty difficult for them to get constipated, yes, easier than a dog, but those beasts are basically goats. We've only had one of our ferrets get constipated (ever), turns out they accidentally ate some fabric. Apparently the ferret was able to throw up most of the fabric, he literally was able to vomit on his ceiling. After that he did a poop and the rest came out. Guess we were lucky.

So I've run out of Sam O'Nella videos and I've come to complain. Who's with me?

“HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE” this kids... is why Sam is the best

HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW FIVE GUM "Help I can't shit no more!" FIVE GUM. STIMULATE YOUR FERRETS.

I just noticed his name sounds like “salmonella”. Why didn’t I notice this before

3:35 I was eating a snack and saw this and legit almost started chocking. Still best scene

"Ferrets are probably the easiest to clog animals."

"how it feels to chew 5 gum" "H E L P I C A N ' T S H I T N O M O R E ! ! ! ! !" "5 gum, stimulate your ferrets"

I think you mean nerfs given by God because these animals were too OP

Intro: Classical music Outro: *H E L P I C A N T S H I T N O M O R E*

Me : watches the video Also me: *Stares at my ferrets for 2 hours straight*

Ferrets are the easiest to clog animals Weird flex but ok

“How it feels to chew five gum.” *HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE* “Five gum, Stimulate your ferrets.”

Another awesome video! Thank you very much for making them.

i'm from poland and in fact i dont know how cat looks like

That was lovely as always, but I have to ask- how was it drawing that picture of a cat vomiting?

Fun fact: mushrooms are more closely related to animals than to plants

how to become my favorite RU-vidr

There was a popular post on r/wholesomememes about a dog that sprained its tail just by wagging it too hard

These videos are really good. I hope you don't start focusing on youtube drama like a certain other "Zero Punctuation-styled" channel. *cough*GradeAunderA*cough*

"the animal is just takin a nap" on the ground with his stomach and lungs out of his body while bleeding but he is just fine!

I love the ferret five gum commercial

I told my science teacher to play this in class and she did 👁👄👁👉🏼👈🏼

"ferrets are probably the easiest to clog animal in the world" is a sentence I didn't think I'd hear this morning

3:34 I hear this in my head sometimes and your voice violently scares me

Stimulate your fucking ferrets, I'm dying!

Fucking hilarity every time.

also for the ferrets I'm surprised you didn't bring up adrenal disease, something that's fairly common in fixed ferrets. it's a scary thing- the ferrets are no longer able to absorb calories from the food they eat, so they're pretty much starving. they lose fur, weight. there's two options to fix the issue, but there's no cure- they can go through a life threatening surgery to permanently fix the issue, or they can get a device implanted just under their skin to help their body absorb calories better. I opted for the device. it costs about $250 per ferret (I have two and they both needed the device. my younger ferret wasn't as bad off as my older one, but he still has the disease) and it needs to be replaced every six months.

sam name is me after I eat raw egg

Okay but honestly the ferret thing is so true. I have two of them, and they are literally such strict carnivores that if you give them anything other than meat it can block their intestines and they could die. I've had several scares with my little gals

My boy is back in action

He really left when the world needed him most. 😔

S T I M U L A T E Y O U R F E R R E T S

This is late but I need to say this. So, if the old French word for chicken is pol, then wouldn't Poland be chicken land...?

Very interesting stuff, you've well earned your +1.

I can't describe how much i absolutely love the way you draw sloths

A lot of animals have switched teams. Coral's come to mind. Clams too.

I can confirm the ferret part

186 Ferrets disliked this video

"This will make you run fast" "Heck" Don't know why that part made me laugh so hard lol

A common weakness is B U L L E T S

"Easy to clog animals"

HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE

That 5 gum part had me laughing in class. my teacher didn't even know why I was laughing or what it was about but she also started laughing too. lol

Hey! Polish people know how a cat looks! It has green skin, long snout and very sharp teeth. I called mine "German Shepherd"

Damn you and your witty banter!! I need to sleep!! Enough knowledge!!

"pls fix" Oh my God, I have tears in my eyes!

as a ferret owner this is true, mine ate one of my dogs food and it got stuck. we got it out somehow and he then proceeded to act like nothing happened. Needless to say, he never ate any small objects like that again.. but he did burn his whiskers by poking his nose into the fireplace which was still warm from last night, he escaped out house for 2 nights and came back with a chipped tooth, and jumped out of the 2nd floor window and then ran to the front door and began scratching to get in

Those "5 gum" adverts still exist?

3:32 This is just here for me so I can replay. U can just ignore.

Sam please do not stimulate my ferret

“sad, slow, sloth stomachs spend so” mega alliteration

DNA: This make you run quick Baby: *"HECK"*