Animals that Got the Middle Finger from Evolution 

You can domesticate them now man but you need a huge yard and a beard cause when they lick your face it will hurt without a beard

@@stevefilms1997 It won't be problem for an Arab and we know that rich Arabs keep them as pets

People keep tigers as pets, the problem isn't that they aren't friendly, the problem is like a house cat they can get overstimulated and tear you to bits, but you know, not in a metaphorical sense because they weigh hundreds of pounds.

Oh yeh, that'll be fun chasing after them when they run away at the park. "And spotty just ran into the side of a car going above the speed limit - the cheetah, not the car".

they're already pretty well domesticated, it's just one of those instances where you have to get unbelievably lucky, or steal the cubs and raise generations in captivity.

sounds like communism

[INSERT COMMUNIST JOKE] Now give me likes

@@hiralykowalski6825 sounds more like Capitalism/ neoliberalism

@@hiralykowalski6825 It's very funny you say that, until the capitalisation of Russia the word depression didn't even exist, and this was under a severe dictatorship and a purely socialist environment, so one (with a brain, so not you) can only imagine the happiness majority can have without such a poor implementation of it.

@@thermionicemission6355 oh! You mean being sent to the Gulags for saying some shit about the upper echelons, eating questionable meat from a sausage and dying of hypertension for eating what was probably rat meat, receiving appliances that won't last a month, having money but no goods left to buy, and being incapable of even the freedom to create a different political party is not depressive?

My guess is they just estimated it based on how ridiculously slow its metabolism is. Its body doesn't need to do anything often, including respiration.

@@AskForDoodlesThere was a study on how long rats could swim without stopping. All rats died, so I doubt they just estimated.

@@cosmizy9805 I remember that study, it makes me sick on a whole another level, I know a lot of people don't like mice, but what they did there is just not even human, they had to hire psychopaths just to conduct the study imo

Or how they learned how long pig orgasms last, or how long it takes pigs to devour a human.

*Octopuses

@@proudamerican183 do some research before sending a comment or you will be humiliated. "octopi" is the latin/scientific way of saying "octopuses" "i" stating a group. other letters such as "a" can also be used examples: insecta, arthropoda, amblypygi, and more and if you call me a nerd i wouldnt actually mind, as i know that i am a nerd.

@@elitemetropolice4551 Maybe in your science where you find the need to sound overly sophisticated, you use Octopi and Octopedes. But for us peasants who use English, the most commonly used and accepted plural of Octopus is Octopuses.

@@proudamerican183 very sorry if i sounded aggresive. But yeah, its mainly called "octopusses" but because of my brain's obsession with doing research i usually call animals with their latin name.

@@elitemetropolice4551 I mean, I'm a nerd that likes Latin too because of the Romans, but I'm too mellow to be going off calling animals anything that isn't normal in common society.

ye

Good idea

Number one... Yeah you know which one

I need this

Owls. They only have to fear other owls. Horseshoe crabs as well. If being around for 300 million years isn't nature's greatest high-five, I don't know what is.

😂 😂 😂

Wow. Would give u 10 Likes for that. Was it ur thought or did u read it somewhere else before?

And darkness kills

@@mj_out they heard it in a Billie Eilish song

@@ajausbajdhqj Ah, thank you for the response. It is a really good-fitting quote.

@@notfiveo Doesn't exist.

Please repent and find YHWH Elohim and keep the commandments in Exodus 20 and Leviticus 11. Please read Exodus 20 and pray for forgiveness 2nd Corinthians 5:17 “Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: The old has gone, the new is here!” [37] Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. [38] This is the first and great commandment. [39] And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. [40] On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. Matthew 22:37-40 Please read the book of Jonah, Matthew, Exodus you'll have the information you need😅😊

Try giving Ezekial 23:20 a read.

​@necromancer6405 last time I checked we have freedom of religion, to not discriminate, or to not keep anyone from doing anything based on sex, race, or financial status. You're a child.

​@@BLZ231 ah, a true man of God, I see

Because*

You would've said the same if diego was a 9 inch kitty cat

​@@PCreeperStudios🤓

@@courtneymcdermott3609 bro thinks that calling me smart is an insult

​@@PCreeperStudiosShut up.

Wtf...

That has to be the most bruh moment ever

@@Zeimos. I'm starting to think that the entirety of nature is just a bruh moment.

Damn i wish i could just unalive that easily

Imagine being able to just turn off your heart like 'aight I'm out'

Post nut Omnipotence

Post nut Omniscience

The coomer crab

Post nut transcendence

Which one was that?

and not to mention how much heavier it would be when its dead. leopards are so much stronger than youd think its honestly a bit terrifying

This is an antelope. The difference is that their horns are made from bone and keratin and they also don’t branch out. Deer dont have horns, they have antlers made from bone and skin and they branch out. Two very different types of animals!

😂

Iunno, at least I'm allergic to the fruit....

@@getpumped87 so about 0.001% more deadly

Also, “This is why baby sloths have to hang on for dear life cause if they fall to the bottom of the jungle floor the mother might as well not even go back for it.”

Actually if you find a kiwi with attitude those claws can be deadly, my son once saw a kiwi kick the sh** out of a possum, literally took an eye out. The guy who owned the farm said happens all the time, just that one kiwi who lost his mum to a possum now makes a point of hunting them.

Yeah

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shen never unfurled his feathers so actually no also, he had guns

@@thomasthetanderloin *gun*

Yep

I totally agree, I think this kid is a treasure. He's obviously of great intellect, yet it doesn't come off as being douchey, you know?!? I think he's just super adorable IMO. 💜

@Ni Ce who doesn't love bananas? Full of potassium

Donald Trump is the actual president behind the scenes. Look up prophet Timothy Dixon, God told him this. Trump is in power under a secret operation.🇺🇸🇺🇸

Yup. Here's another PSA: please gene-test yourself and your partner for common genetic diseases, especially ones you know are present in your family, before trying for children if possible. You can always choose IVF, adoption, or surrogacy if it turns out you have something, but at present we can't fix most genetic diseases, so a child that has one will always have a poorer quality of life and will often have a higher child mortality rate and decreased lifespan

@@loganm2766 stop

God DAMN. That's horrific. 😂

As terrifying as that is, it's amazing how nature even comes up with crap like this.

___, & then there is the male praying mantis. Losing his head for a little one time nookie.

Ah yes, marriage 🤗

@@PatrickOliveras wholesome

BROO! THATS A GREAT ONE!!😂🤣

I mean most birds are technically modern dinosaurs, just. We dont need to clarify that they are.

@@Damian-cilr2 but the cassowary is the closest thing to the dinosaurs. They're basically blue velociraptors

@@mrtrollnator123 yeah Agressive as fuck. Well if you bother them. Damn those things are scary

@@Damian-cilr2 yep

It's a family meal

@@bencenagy5459 u rascal 😂😂

Post-partum nonexistence

Good one bro

@@bencenagy5459 Nah, it's a king's buffet. That fat whale.

Lol

and you just relized their mouth was also uh..... a thing

I see you everywhere and yeah Octopuses have it rough

Hes just some guy with a mustache

We meet again…for like the 45th time bruh

Purring: Over 9000

Cheetahs don't know how to hack games.

i'd say for me in that logic: -attack: 2 -defence: 3 -speed: 6.7 -endurance: 4 -intelligence: 5 - talking: 100

Yeah. It kinda bad to have 1 for endure and 10 for speed.

@@zqninja3334 im 1 for everything

ack hahahahahahahahahahaha but for real-

@free sexy albums in my channel How the fuck does that relate to cheetahs being an grub hub food delivery, that they themselves are the food.

@@DannyGamerXD48 it’s a bot

Vulture: There's some good news. The more of you die, the better I eat. I didn't say it was good news for you.

MORE free food (all their food is free🤔)

I literally only just found this channel and Jesus Christ, his comedy smack talk writing even just in this video is so slick that I had to stop the video three times to have a solid laugh break

It’s the “brooding children she never asked for” is what killed me 😂😂😂 or “if ice age was realistic, sir would wear deigo fur as a fur coat” I can’t

@@rhonafenwick5643 omg me too rofl and I have to stifle myself too so I dont wake up hubby. Lol this guy executes it flawlessly too.

And I love the fact he says all these things with a straight face 😭✨

It doesn't make sense and it's kinda dumb tbh.

true it just shows how badass that bird is

Emu 🤣😂🤣😂

Also Australian and i take literally no pride that our armed forces took to a flock of birds and lost despite being armed with Lewis-guns. Some weakass shit.

@@veryhuman7472 except it was three guys versus thousands of bird that can be shot multiple times and keep running twice the speed of Usain bolt for hours, no one’s saying we lost because it was impossible to win, we lost because our national bird is so strong that we would have had to actually commit a large amount of resources to a fight that really wasn’t worth it, that’s where the pride is, not that we didn’t apply great forces but that great forces were required in the first place

@@justagamer2485 I appreciate your analysis and as such, your pride. Still - I can't share it. It should have been determined ahead of the exercise and either resulted in the war not being considered viable or the war should have been won via dedicating appropriate resources.

Wooow!!

Sounds like a some weird deep ish metaphor for life lolz

phew that was close i just managed to eat food before i di-

Well if metabolism is slow and your food is leaves, kinda makes sense. Damn that's so fucking stupid

@@ernodios it needs to be patched

In jurrasic park tho it thinks they ARE shit so it’s like nah

it's actually Jurassic Park 3

Excuse me...TASTE?

@@sneakysneakyraccoon8538 AH yes, the one with the Spinosaurus

Lmao. They tasted it :p@@xxtreyx7274

Who knew...the Matrix closing Neo's mouth had a real-life counterpart...

_Now playing: Metallica - One_

@@ZeonGenesisEvangelgoog Yeah, this youtuber is funny, but Sir Sic is funnier.

If you fell asleep, slipped out of your skin days later changed without a mouth you'd wanna scream too lol

Nope. Can't say anything. No mouth.

Squidward is a squid tho...

@@terryjiang6228 According to this guy, he ain't.

He's an octopus

Octopusward

@@LEGOMANIAC419 he is an octopus tho

They should introduce them to the US. They'd do better and Spice this place up a bit

@@glasgow1875 Cheetahs did exist in North America at one point, but went extinct around 12 thousand years ago.

Not only that, but if a Cheetah injured a foot they’re done. They’re solitary animals so they don’t have any other Cheetahs to hunt for them, and speed is what gets them their kills.

@@Royal_Keith actually, Planet Earth documented an instance of three cheetahs working as a pack to take down an ostrich, a prey item that would be nigh impossible for a solo cheetah. Don't know how common that is, but it's still fascinating.

Which makes the fact that they're still alive even kind of impressive.

If they were hiding it might also attract a bird, unfortunately I don’t think they have the best cam of;auger though

@@daniellewilson8527 birds can't do anything to cheetahs, at least nowhere near what a lion can do

why the hell would you like to sound like a bird in the middle of the most dangerous ecosystem?

i didn't know that

@@somerandompersonbutnobotsh3693 why the heck would you want to live that ecosystem anyway?

He explained right after?

@@fireblow6842 just because you explained something, doesn’t mean it’s your true intention. I do believe that he truly doesn’t want his fans to donate if they can’t afford it. But I’m 100% that there are other youtubers that use the same tactic in order to gain the respect and trust which make people want to donate. You never really know. That’s the point i was trying to make.

Yeah, saying stuff like that is one of the few moves in which it legit doesnt matter whether or not he meant it. It'll have the same effect even if he's not sincere, as long as he never says/does anything else to counter the original statement.

@@benny_lemon5123 very true! Only time will tell. 🤷‍♂️

Yeah, I actually wanted to pay since I know he has a Wendy's addiction....can we send a Wendy's giftcard? I'd contribute just because you were honest...

Cheetahs are the Sonic the Hedgehog of the animal kingdom

aren’t they the only big cat not able to roar?

@@inoli3164 much like cougar they're actually not a true big cat aka cats that belongs to Panthera genus, therefore they cannot roar but can purr instead just like their lesser cat cousins

You know btw, that they have zero endurance? If you are a mile and a half away from a cheetah you could literally slow walk away from them and they’ll never catch you 😂 they hit a crazy speed of 80 mph on average I believe but have like a 30 min rest time after to keep from over heating/dying

Def would not for cheetahs

F in chat for those homies

I subscribed just on that.

@@jiemileng7745 F😔

Yep those lines were one shot kills so imma sub

😂😂😂

Agreed. 👌

We'd be in mars rn

Lol, I couldn’t even listen to him for over 20 seconds. Education is not entertainment and he is boring as hell. Same monotonous voice and talking at the speed of a fighter jet.

But these are legitimately cool animals like economics or math could Nederland be as interesting

@@amoghars whatever, you do you, ain't important to love every popular RU-vidr

Definitely! I remember in my comparative anatomy class, there was a bullet point on an article saying if we wipe out terrestrial life including humans, octopuses would be the first to evolve on land

Yeah like, imagine an army of 2 year olds, but they all have multiple tentacles and some have poison.

@@extrapathos or rather, imagine an army of 10-15 year old octopuses with the intelligence of 20-30 year old humans

Bruh I came to the comments to see if anyone else had this thought

Yet

Either you are a bot or have the worst pick up lines known to man

Sorry Rebecca, but you type like a pych ward patient got a hold of facebook

If I get to 300 suBs today it's free bones for everyone

@@Helpadoggoreachsubs no u

@@Helpadoggoreachsubs you’re cringe

Nature is Maxwell / Charlie confirmed

I came here to make a Don't Starve reference.

I agree.

Playing Don't Starve as a moth. Game difficulty level: IMPOSSIBLE

I was about to say bro.

I like that quote

And the Cheetah goes "Chirp"...how adorable!

lol

Doesn't some spiders do the same?

Many people abort their mothers too when they become elderly abort them into nursing homes.

@@renookami4651 no Usually spiders lay eggs in a "bag" where the babies develop themselves into very small spiders

@@renookami4651 Yes. They do.

The problem is that humans don’t strictly speaking need to hunt anymore, and considering all the damage we’ve done to the natural world we should probably avoid killing any more wildlife unless it’s necessary, which it usually isn’t. Also cheetahs just aren’t practical as pets, since they’re basically the same as house cats except bigger, which means they require more space to run around and a lot more food. So while cheetahs would probably be the easiest to domesticate of the big cats, there’s not much practical utility to doing so, except perhaps to save them from extinction if their natural habitat can’t sustain them anymore because of human activity. And while it’s true that we’ve successfully domesticated foxes, they’re still rather messy animals that require a lot of space to run around, making them less practical than cats or dogs for most people. And I suspect we would run into similar problems with cheetahs.

I think that might be the first time I've ever heard a RU-vidr say that. This guy's the real deal.

Seems like an all around decent guy. Nice to see instead of the misinfomers and narcissists that pollute RU-vid

Crippling Wendy’s addiction

@@calebloudd2473 That's what I thought he said. I'd definitely buy this dude a Double Baconator, large fry, and Frosty without hesitation.

LMAO YEAH

I couldn't care less.

I wonder what Aussies think when they’re in America and see Liberty Mutual ads!

@@elisabetablandin2744 nostalgia.

Is it an emu? No sir, it’s an emo

@@CerealExperimentsMizuki absolute edge Lord dete- oh wait, bait

LMFAO solid point

Welp, all I can hope for is no NSFW artist learns about this animal.

@@Enchie why did you even HAD to say it?

@John Gona i feel a disturbance in the internet, as if millions of notepads and pens are suddenly not being used for good

@@Enchie you HAD to will it into existence didn’t you? I can already hear the tapping of stylus on tablets as hentai facehuggers manifest into the artistic realm for us to deal with…

this description squeezed my heart

and anxiety

@@lichking3711 alot of it. In zoos they need emotional support dogs/doggie buddies

Loins-

Loins

best punchline of the whole video 😂

Octopus are good mothers. Think of her on mother's day, and look at your mom differently.

That made me a little sick 🙊

I died at that line 😄

What’s the time stamp?

Nvm found it 9:11

@@devilheartcandy 9,11 😯😯😯😯😟😹👍🏻

@andres marin huh

@andres marin if you talk about the emoji it's a cat "😹"

The Cheetahs: Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.

@@anonymousapproximation8549 not really. They can't defend themselves against Leopards or Lions.

Read about the evolutionary "bottleneck" in Scientific American back in the 80s. You can graft skin tissue between any 2 cheetahs on earth and its just like grafting skin from the cat you got it from. The huge nasal cavity to feed the massive cardiopulmonary system means smaller canine teeth so cheetahs have to suffocate their prey, unlike a jaguar who can literally bite through a victim's neck vertebrae. But cheetah babies are SOOOOOO CUTE!!!

I do believe that's the only reason pandas are alife right now. The MFs are always on a mission to kill themselves but humans are pouring in tons of money and efforts to save them.

@@Annawa1987 imagine only eating a plant with little to no nutritional value

I see what you have done with ur name

hey u kind of stole my comment lol

@@Jetsweepp think you got the wrong person mate your comment is nothing like mine

@@aceofjacks7071 my comment is literally the exact same as yours

Mine has the same quote and it's 1.8K likes, I don't really care but like just saying

😂😂😂

I've got emotional issues after that one. There's Planned Parenthood, but I've NEVER before seen Planned Childhood.

@Froster Freak what's the name of the phobia of holes?

@@jackmist trypophobia

@@Stocxk_ yeah, so that frog is basicaly the embodiment of that. Pretty sure I have it to.

As i said above , there's a kind of parasitic fly that does the same .

@@lawrenceiverson1924 and, the jewel green wasp does the same with cockroaches

@@isabellehuynh9724 that's not _quite_ the same.

Lul

Sometimes in humans the mom will unalive from child birth while the baby survives but that's not normal.

That’s it! I am now calling cheetahs “Dream Cats”

Haha legs go BRRRRRRRRR

@@BookWormiest yeah

The first Cheetah said, "I wish I was as fast as The Flash", but didn't know a genie was nearby.

Cheetah evolution: Ain't nothing gonna' break ah my stride, oh no! I got to keep on movin'

I mean it's not purely random

Sometimes it has eagles.

Sometimes it gets judged by a human construct.

Which is the exact opposite of what we went through.

@@nightfox1462 we talking about how corona made us forced out of so- wait DID WE JUST GIVE OUR SOCIALIZATION SKILLS FROM HUMANS TO CHEETAHS?

@@nightfox1462 I think… I think we quite literally threw away it and gave it to cheetahs on mistake… fuck

@@babytruci4444 Well good for them, they get to survive and good for me because I don't have to deal with people's bs and got to stay in my room for at least a whole year without mom being on my case.

"Now talk to each other, awkward asses. "

I just tried to imagine what that would feel like and I think my muscular system blue screened

@@r.j.penfold Your comment honestly made my day

@@Raxarion Indeed. That guy needs more likes

This comment is as trippy. Its like the same trippiness as when I learned how cat claws retract

Yes In fact because of this it’s not unheard of for a sloth to die holding onto a branch and stay hanging on for days or even weeks afterward before falling off.

The eggs though. Who came up with that?

@@maarten1115 "Ey let's put a big ass egg inside that poor being"

Some kiwi: "dey took er jobs!"

This!!

Exactly. Our poor Kiwi's should have been alone in the world of tiny flightless birds. At least it's not like the Moa.

But… the video is only 21 hours old?

@@hyfan6195 im still laughing, i scheduled to stop laughing next wednesday

@@viniciusc.8735 that does make a surprising amount of since

@@viniciusc.8735 lmao smart answer

Viva la Emu

Hello, what species is this ?

@@moderneinstein2644 emu. Look up the great emu war of Australia. They whooped the Australian military badly.

@@Salem-1610 Viva la Vida .- Live the Life .

There are many unbelievably extraordinary quotes in his videos.❤️

Ah. That is like my feet at times when I run...

For what's supposed to be an apex predator, cheetahs got shafted pretty hard in that departament.

*Only*

Weellllp, I Googled it and you might wanna check into your education system... Directly from a geographic article: "In 1973, two Harvard scientists bought a couple of hand-reared cheetahs from an African farmer, flew the animals over to their laboratory, made them run on treadmills, and stuck thermometers up their bums. Based on the readings, they concluded that cheetahs can’t lose heat quickly enough while running. Once their body temperature hits 40.5 degrees Celsius, they’re forced to stop. It was a groundbreaking experiment, but an incredibly artificial one. The cheetahs had lived in captivity for their entire lives, and they were running in a lab rather than a savannah. They ran at 30 kilometres per hour for 2 kilometres whereas, in the wild, they sprint for just a few hundred metres but at speeds of up to 100 km per hour. And yet, based on this single contrived set-up, it became common knowledge that cheetahs abandon hunts because they overheat. You’ll find that little factoid in zoo placards, books, and wildlife documentaries. It seems plausible, especially since cheetahs are the world’s fastest land animals. They’re also relatively inefficient hunters that only kill 40 percent of the prey they chase. In some cases, they seem to give up even when their quarry is within range. Is that because they get too hot? Sure. Why not? It has the ring of truth. It’s not true. Robyn Hetem from the University of Witwatersrand in South Africa has disproved this myth by actually studying wild hunting cheetahs. She worked with six animals from the Tusk Trust Cheetah Rehabiliation Park, which allows orphaned or injured animals to hone their hunting skills before returning to the wild. Her team surgically implanted two sensors into each cheetah-one in their hips to track their movements, and another in their bellies to track their temperature. For seven months, the cheetahs did their thing and Hetem watched. Her data showed that their body temperature naturally fluctuates between 37.3 and 39.5°C over the course of a day, and hunting doesn’t change that. Despite their enormous speed and acceleration, they barely get any hotter while sprinting. And while they finished successful hunts with an average body temperature of 38.4°C, they finished unsuccessful ones at… 38.3°C. That’s a definition of “overheating” that I’m unfamiliar with. Clearly, cheetahs don’t give up because of heat. They do, however, heat up more if they actually catch something. In the 40 minutes after they stopped, their temperature rose by 0.5°C if they had flubbed their chases, but by 1.3°C if they made a kill. This wasn’t due to the ambient temperature, the length of the chase, or how fast the cheetahs ran. It wasn’t due to the act of killing, since that only takes 10 minutes. It wasn’t due to energetic eating either, since cheetahs take long rests before tucking into their prey. Instead, Hetem thinks it’s a sign of stress. Cheetahs are built for speed not strength, and they can be easily overpowered by other plains predators like lions, hyenas or leopards. Indeed, a leopard actually killed two of the six cheetahs that Hetem was studying! This means that a freshly killed carcass could attract deadly competitors, as well as providing a meal, which is why other biologists have described cheetahs as being “nervous at kills” and “alert when feeding”. Hetem thinks that their temperatures rise as a result." Soo, that is literally a myth. Why are they teaching myths as fact in a bio class!?

@@kankeydong2500 do you know what a apex predator is?😂 they are in no way a apex predator