It’s like they had to cut fifteen minutes... for some reason? And the staff decided to the first thing to go was the plot. Godspeed, you magnificent bastards. Also, it’s Hellsing time and I am ready.
"We can finally save cancer from itself." Not only was that line stupid, I thought it was a case of "Scientist so stupid, they didn't realize what they were actually building."
"And i can only pop so much corn." Gentlemen! I present: MORE CORN! This time will be different MOAHAHAHAHAHA! Its not Different at all, is it, Steve?! MOAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh sweet child of innocence. I mean sure, it might very well be this dr. Weird from the start. But thats not what im refferencing... Bless your untainted heart.
I've kinda been dreading it. The dude really doesn't like vampires and he's gonna review the most popular anime in the vamp genre. This dude is going to get a lot of shit, even Takahata101 threatened him during that one episode.
He finds them boring and uninspired. Can’t say I blame him honestly it’s a monster troupe that has been done to death and can only be successful if you give it some kinda hook(make them sex, grotesque , or a minority methaphor).
Yes, it is the wonderful time of the year where stores have already started displaying Christmas stuff from last year. Joy. But saving cancer with power armor..... I am intrigued. Go on.
As a member of the female gender I feel kind of wrong saying this but can we have a Suave review sometime soon? I can't help it, his reviews are funny.
I have the soundtrack to this. It was by a band called Trash Gang. To the best of my knowledge it was their only album so I have no idea how it came about being the soundtrack to this. Might be an interesting story if anyone knows more.
1: I have to assume that the cult saved John from the explosives planted in the mech suit. 2: Adler initially wanted too kill John so he could take over the operation (and steal his girlfriend), which is something he proposes after he assumes John is dead. 3: Maybe they just drove into a very big funeral service? 4: She says Geocyber in the original Japanese version too (I forget her name). I'd say it's just the Anime being weird, but this show predates Genocyber, so maybe it's the same technology used in the spiritual sequel, or they just got lazy with the names.
Yeah, as much as I will admit I do enjoy MD Geist 1&2, mostly for a “so bad, it’s good” reason plus I will admit Geist’s armor is pretty cool looking and Crowser’s freak out in the second one......both the English dub and the original Japanese dub just amazing with that one scene, I will say Cybernetics Guardian seems like this was suppose to be either a movie or a much longer OVA so that way it could explain so many MANY plot holes that are never explained, but I enjoy it and that soundtrack is freakin awesome!! Especially the theme “Can’t get enough” by the Japanese metal band Trash Gang FREAKIN METAL AS FUCK!!!! And the next review is Hellsing, well well this is gonna be fun :)
I've always liked Koichi Ohata's mechanical designs, and I even liked MD Geist and Cybernetics Guardian, but his '80s and '90s OVA directing were absolutely terrible.
Fun fact that nobody cares about: This is the first video I've been notified about from Bennet. I subbed like, a week ago and still have around 100 episodes to watch.
Yes Hellsing. I love that show and I've been waiting for you to get to talk about it. I know you are going to probably tear it apart, most people do, but whatever, I still love that show
man glad I first saw this as a review by you cause I would not be able to make any sense of it otherwise also gonna start getting ready to be offended by the next review since I love Hellsing so much good times
As dumb as this looks, the scene of a Skeleton Man carrying off an unconscious guy with rock music is kinda great. And rather un-anime honestly. 'John Stalker' Does this take place in Chernobyl?
Wow, I'm early. Um, uh... Grrr! I can't believe he said that about that thing in this thing I'm assuming is a movie that I've never heard of! *I'M SO ANGRY ABOUT IT!!!*
@@00KingKiller well I chose SD Gundam force because it was the most hated series of gundam before SEED. Completely unwarranted as It had no qualms about being a kids show but Wing edge lords didn't appreciate what the show was.
@@mzpurplemist first quarter yes but once you get to lecroua you are safe to marathon it. And yes that's what I did. Complete eng dub on the channel RolltotheRescue.
13:51 Funny How you mention robocop in this movie. Because Robocop II would steal this exact same plot point. I think you should start calling him Kane now instead of Dick.
5:01 You know, ironically this anime is kind of similar to Warhammer 40,000, what with a coexistence of a futuristic, technological setting with ancient cults and primitive belief systems.
Kind of like what real life is heading towards if we keep evolving technologically faster than we evolve spiritually. I think such stories might be intended as cautionary tales.
sage is reviewing hellsing awesome were more then likely gonna get a taka cameo also we get to see how you tear someones asshole out thew there eye socket sense if i remember right that's what alucard threatened to do to sage if he ever tried to review hellsing back in the Twilight of the Cockroaches review
The sad thing about Genocyber, since he talks about it at the beginning of the review?... the original manga (which remains unfinished - YES, there is an original manga) isn't NEARLY as fucking hateful as the OVA based on it. Whoever made the OVA changed basically every character in the story, from the sisters to the doctor who adopted them, into the WORST fucking people. And this wasn't something that could be done by accident, either. This was a deliberate move that was made for reasons I can not fucking fathom.
