Adam Driver, I am so incredibly sorry. You are immensely talented. You seem to be a very nice guy. Humble. Intelligent. You even give back with your non-profit for the military. I'll bet you're even a good husband and father. You deserve respect. So I deeply apologize for not being able to look at you without falling into a painful state of arousal. There's no excuse for objectifying a person that way. Of course, I'm only one of many. It must be awful to know so many strangers (of all genders) fantasize about running their fingers through your hair, grabbing your big beautiful ears and...there it is. Painful. I am ashamed.
