Another one star Chinese takeaway review (Ferryhill, Co Durham) TASTING BRITAIN'S LOW STAR TAKEAWAYS 

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Love the episode! But my 80yr old mum said you must chew your food more otherwise you'll get indigestion 😅

One thing I appreciate from this channel is getting a street level view of these places thousands of miles away. The UK is such an ancient place. Humanity has been there for most of human history. We don't get that here in the U.S unfortunately! I especially love your videos of going to see some of these ancient places. What's funny though is that its not just the castles and monuments that are old, your cities are all so old. The intro to this video of you walking through an alley is fascinating in itself! That neighborhood alone has to be at least a couple hundred years old

Hey there Chris! Fun video as always! FYI You don't have to do so many retakes, just correct yourself and go on. We can tell you are a perfectionist but we just enjoy your real self!!🤩

I was in Sainsburys the other day, looking at the coffee, and I found myself thinking that I should get some Cappadingos!! I can’t believe that I’ve started to think in Blot language!!😆

Great video, very entertaining as usual. When will you get round to South Shields for a stealth camp or take away review? It's just up the road, Mandingo.

Great vid mate that church yard looked good for a possible stealth camping spot under the trees next to the path 👉👉👉

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I've got a question chris I'm sure other people would love this aswell since all of you guys work in the same factory will we ever see you and the 2 chris and little mick camp together I'd love to see that so much you 3 and the little mandingo together! P. S. Love the content mate

Chinese east garden Sea road is top notch 🔥 Pennywell burger van cheap and cheerful 😂

It does make sense to get the house special

Some shows says they put theyre life on the line for science, you put your gut health on the line every single time you do this, keep it up

M&S 8 year old blended malt £18. Or, Aldi Glen Marnoch 12, 15 & 18 year olds , from £17.49 upwards. All pretty decent whaskies for the price.

so far, your one star takeaways are better than our four star fast food joints...now i'm hungry again

That looks like something I put down the toilet earlier

The Egg Fu Young is called Foe (Fu) Young Hai here in the Netherlands. It has a tomato-based sauce on top.

It makes you wonder why some places get low reviews, that food looked fine.

I don't see why it matters that you were camped slightly further apart 😂 I'd like my own space to just sit and chill too! Nice one Mandingo 👍

Chris you know the metal container you get the food in if you pull the corners open gently it turns in to a plate/dish to eat it

Omg the way you eat that saucy Chinese food, it looks so good.

Let's face it who doesn't like a nice Chinese meal now and again you know it makes sense 😉 love blot an co looking forward to tonight's installment mandingos, too rights 😀

not too bad for a one star 😀 keep it up Chris, loving these vids!

Cleaning Products and breakfast cereal. An interesting combination there Chris haha

Yes Chris... Let's see the shoe-bomber, AKA the 1 and ONLY king of swing owt for a food review. 😆

Here comes the lilt man…. LILT the totally tropical taste…. Yo know what I’m talking about…. RIGHT!!

Where is Mrs Blot you make the dream team on the food review, great double act👍

The meats dish looked the best mandingo. Another great show. Be nice to see little Smick again on a food review😊You know it makes total sense😊

Haha only 4 miles away from where we live but a place I have rarely gone too for a night out and one horse town sums it up to be fair. To be honest I am not a fan of Chinese food or know what is a good price or not. Seemed a friendly lass serving on mind and certainly plenty on the old plate sexuals. Fair review and you sure seemed to enjoy most of if, so they should be pleased with that review. Always love the bloopers 🤣🤣, cheers Alan

Love these low star takeaway reviews 👍

Recommendation for some top quality bait is Friez n Burgz in South Shields. Top quality burgers and specials are to die for

Another classic food review video mandingo, haven't had egg foo yung in a while looks good. my Whaskey tonight Dewars blended Caribbean smooth scotch with rum cask finish 7/10. Too Rights 😊

Love your Chanel makes me happy good when I’m down from food review to stealth camping with little mick or the two Chrisers & i like the top food review that you mite be starting & Berger van review I always give your Chanel thumbs up

7:56 perfect stealth camp spot in those trees with little Schmick and a few tinnies

Please consider doing a Too Good To Go surprise bag/meal x

Couple of suggestions for good takeaways.. The food Palace in Thornaby Middlesbrough. Quality Chinese, huge portions and pretty cheap. King's Road parmesan house, North Ormesby. Lovely crispy parmos. Both a bit of a trek but decent mandingo 👍

Used this place a few times and was always good...this was a few years back so not sure if it's the same owners.

Every time i watch one of your videos Chris it makes me smile....actually started drinking Whaskey after being inspired by your weviews...Nice! Question....do you prefer urban stealth camping our more rural ?

Good idea trying good rated food places. Wildfire pizza at the ship isis in sunderland is unbelievable, pizza and fried chicken! Another good place to showcase sunderland

Keep up the good work Mandingo ooohhh yes

Alrighty pal great to see u got a holiday off work this week coming going down to Wales for 7 days

Hi, the next your in the lake district with Quick Draw Cowboy Chris and Harrry Potter how about you do some cold water swimming in your Borat Mankini?

The miners memorial site is very upsetting. Luckily for me my great granddad survived but wasn’t recognised by my grandma when he returned. She was born after he joined up and left. Anyway a good video to watch.

Yes yes Mandingo arrhhh love this show keep up the good work if there was ever a chance to go on one of your little adventures with you and little smock I’d be up for it arrhhhh

You are getting closer to my suggested kebab wrap challenge. 😂 Spennymoor just down the road. Sunnys fish inn. You can get it with donner or mixed meat, salad or chips. The chilli sauce will warm you on the way in and out..... oh matron!!

Hello mr B That tucker didn't look to shabby, loving the whiskey review...and I dont drink it haha.. Well done and looking forward to young mick's return.. Thank you 😎🍺

get yourself to La Cucina on the Team Valley or Daveys in Low Fell Gateshead, absolute quality food in both places mate, proper bonk on with all their food

Don't ever stop doing these vid's Mandingo. they are the best.

top stuff again chris keep it up🤟

love video and especially the bloopers keep them coming

Can't whack it mate, wee dram,Chinese, camping 👌

Fabulous intro, nice vid!

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Hello Blot.. the food looked OK ish.. can't wait for stealth camp.. also going 5 star

@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW idea for next stealth camping EAT A MRE.

8:48 Quite possibly the sexiest "AHHHH!" that Chris has ever done. lmao

Just started following you and i think your vids are class, keep up the good work

Surprised you got out of Ferryhill alive mandingo, Class vid as per Chris 👍. Lice!

I enjoyed the tour of Ferryhill, these Durham pit villages are a part of the world not visited much by outsiders. If you ever had , erm, stomach problems the following day, would you report that (for all the reviews) ?

Filming in Ferryhill I’m surprised you still had wheels on the old vansexual when you got back lol

Oooooh Yeeeaa Loved it chris great weview looks like a good dish too really enjoyed as usual my mandingo looking forward to your stealthy sunday with Benski beat possibly aunt bessies or could it be Mr Kipling hahah....look forward to your tongue twisting adventure again My mandingo.....as you referred to spacing your camping with the guys as fear of copyright i.e. music....how bout Young chris get some blu tooth earphones for his music just a thought lol.....Where wil you go next thie sunday see ya then Mandingo RIGHTS

The risks you take for your fans! Of all the food reviews, this one I wasn’t envious of. I love Chinese food, even when in Hong Kong, ( think Jasper Carrot in Hong Kong), but that looked scary! Hope you’re feeling okay !

Surprised is a 1 star,,, amazing food there

love the new editing. top class episode

Frydayz best takeaway in Shildon County Durham i

Awesome

Mandingo! I walk my dog through the Station. Would of loved to meet Blot himself.

Nice and funny video. Great work my friend.

Great review mandingo! Can you explain what egg fu young is? I've never tried it before. Will Mrs blot ever come on a stealth camp with you?

hey blotto what is it with English takeaway and curry sauce almost every time you buy. a meal you have curry sauce?

Salt and pepper Chilli prawns from East Bolden Chop Suey House, to die for.

Bless you, mate. Love your charisma and videos, but I hope you don't get food poisoning! lol

Fantastic food review keep the great work up your friend Luke. Look forward to your Sunday night video 💯💯💯👍🏻👍🏻

I gotta say, that looked like the worst Chinese you've had so far Mandingo. Didn't look up to scratch. Not sure what was the worst, the scran or the whaskey lol. Nice one Chris. Lookin forward to Sundays offering before me n the wifey hit the Lakes for a fortnights camping

Make the drive to Flipped Burger Co. in Hamsterley Colliery if you’re looking for burger places to try - the bait there is top class! 🍔

Great video, as always!

Blot if the van starts to stink it's because a drop of gravey fell down the square cut out in the middle of the table.

Hi we have a good 1star takeaway here in coundon near ferryhill it's called kurlisees lovely food

Great vid but my personal opinion stick to the low star thers far to many channels reviewing top end takeaways “rate my takeaway” u doing ur own thing is wat makes ur channel different and better than the others blotmy man friend

Egg fu yung is sooo very different in New England ! It comes in a mild brown sauce and is shaped like a patty ( big hamburger shape)

It's just so funny how each and every UK takeaway looks like some early 20th century doctors office or sth

Once again Mandingo an amazing weview!! Food looked good, except the eggy thing, GROSS! You're waskey weview was very good and I totally agree with your new plan. You've tasted the low end now try the higher end and compare the two!! Excellent I idea!! Best wishes from across the POND!!! Cheers mate!!

bloody love it. honest and class 😀

your whiskey review had me laughing out loud.....smelled like cleaning products and breakfast cereal????????? OMG!!!!!!!! That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! You videos are great mate!

What a top class genuine bloke Cheers Mandingo ur a legend my friend

Regardless of comments about how you should chew your food more it is making me hungry. Right. Tonight’s meal will be a Chinese but he screams when I sink my teeth in. Lol. Good one as always.

Do you have a works canteen?... If yes. Could you do a review from there?

Tasty House next door is canny mind. 👍

I live in Suffolk and the equivalent dishes at my local Chinese cost 21 quid!

Don't forget to chew .You know it makes sence

Hold up... you're called Chris as well!? do they only employ chris's at your place hahaha Looked good though that! might change it up from ordering the chicken chow mein next take away!

Very good although I think you should go the full hog and bring proper plates with you. Will look and handle better. Righhhtttt

Too rights my Mandingo boi👍🏽👍🏽

AHHHH!😲 Rights 👍

Great video once again Chris 👍 Hope you don't get a parking ticket from when you were parked up earing ya grub,the parking pirates that operate in that area are ruthless 😳 😡 Keep the video's comin "you know it makes sense"

Probably my least 2 favourite dishes not a big s and s fan,great video again right

Looks tasty. Just missing the old jockeys whips

that made sense!! :)

5* Magic Wok in Houghton Le Spring marra 👍

Looking for a stealth camp in the cemetery 👍

Wooowwwwww. Exotic for Mic. I thought he's a tikka commener