I reviewed a one star Chinese takeaway (Penrith, Cumbria) TASTING BRITAIN'S LOW STAR TAKEAWAYS 

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What would have made this video is Mick’s head emerging from from the bubbles in the hot tub 🛀

I fucking love this channel.

The one question that’s keeps me awake with every vid you make: how the hell do you swallow all your food with hardly any chewing?

I'm watching this with a massive bowt of conjunctivitis and thought the peacock was a long Swan... 😆 rights

Brilliant to see family Blot🙂Grabs the food "...and then we'll do some Monchengladbach..." haha, love it Chris 😆👍🏻You're some Bear Grylls you are. Cheers 🥃Can't wait for the serious stealth camping.

"A bit of beef curtain. Lovely, tasty, nice and soft. Mmm, that beef is just melting in my mouth." Oooooooooh Matron!

We came for stealth camping but stayed for ur ideas and personality mate keep it up the variety is brilliant keep doing what ur doing

I nearly spat my drink out with the " Beef curtain". Legend.

Awesome to see Mrs. Blot be part of the whaskey review and video

and the famous Mrs Blot.... oh she's some marilyn monroe 👍👍👍

Love it Chris good review my mandingo friend looking forward to your nxt camp

Ha ha Mrs. Blot is lovely!

Great vid mate. Great to see Mrs Blot joining in as well. You know it makes sense.

Love to see a stealth camp in Marine park, South Shields. Lived in Shields till I was 8 but visited regularly up till the 90’s and remember most of it. Great vids, keep it up😊

Nice Mrs Blot is in another video, can we see more of her? "OH MATRON". Great job Chris, you surely are on the beam. Thanks brother manfriend, you're the best! seriously.... ike

I know the smoke signals might give u away Mandingo, however maybe try a throw away bbq for one of your stealth camps? Oh yeah, u know it makes sense! 🍺🍗

I like how there's a bathroom mat as soon as you walked in haha love your channel man.

Its ok Chris dont apologise for not being prim and proper, you're from Sunderland man im suprised your even using a fork 😂😂

HA-WAY THE LADS 👍🏻👍🏻 Brilliant once again. Penrith is just an amazing part of the world 👍🏻👍🏻 keep em coming 👍🏻👍🏻

I visit Penrith often by train to visit family. Love the place

Can't get better than a nice break in the Lake District and a Chinese takeaway!.

£16.50 that would cost at least £25 where I live. Exceptional value for money!

Great video again Mandingo looking forward to the wild camp with cowboy Chris and the shoe bomber aka the king of swing!! You know it makes total sense… RIGHT 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

Another top Vlog 👍

Not surprised your son is on the autism spectrum. Stealth camping is a reclusive pursuit. I'm on the spectrum and love your program!

Top class food reviewww👌👍💯

I do believe your videos are getting better and better!! I love looking at the comments and even replying to them! Once again I loved the town you visited and walked us through,, I found it on Google again and what a lovely little town! Thanks YOU LEGEND YOU!! And to Mrs. BLOT for her sharing you with US!!! Keep 'em coming mate!!

Hello Mrs Blot ! .. behind ever Mr Blot Is a Wonderfull Mrs Blot ! :)

wow thats a nice looking house!!!

I absolutely enjoyed this Great video ,very entertaining Mandingo , respect to little blot 😉you have a real talent of what people want to see , much respect M8 😉💯👍🏼 many thanks , appreciate your channel it’s good watching arrrrrgh 😀 cheers 🍻

Love the end bit 😂😂😂 makes this channel what it is

Music at the beginning reminds me of sling blade.

Mrs. Blot is just lovely. You cheeky feller, squirreling away a wife like that. Good for you, mandingo

You'll get the shits. 🥃

I hate it when a nice hotel room doesn’t have proper glass drink glasses to have a drink out of! I’ve taken to calling down to the front dest and have them send up a proper glass.

Nice review and very deserving by the great food there mandingo. Being located down a dodgy alley, you know that it makes total sense oh yeah, you know what I'm talking about Ahhhh! Rights ➡️ ➡️

You should visit takeaways with low trip advisor ratings, the food would be awful and more funny to watch. Food hygiene ratings dont reflect the quality of the food so we are merely watching you eat food that is ok. Love your channel.

Love your videos Chris, I've never seen a man eat mouth fulls like you, I'm sat there mesmerised and at the same time hypnotized as well, anyway who cares! Up the Blot!!

Morning chris What can i say , YOUR THE MAN .. keep up this great work KEEPING IT REAL 🍺 😎🤝

Oki Doki Jimmy Jokey Rise & Shine!!!....Another top video from the Main Man!!!.....RIGHTS!.....and Aaaaaghhhhhh!!!!!

Raw stealth camp

Did that food even touch the sides going down 😮.!! 😂. . As it was that nice i hope you also left a review.. ❤

Always lovely to see you Mrs Blot! Need to get you a bib for that scran Mandingo 😂

Mrs blot you're some Jane Mansfield ! 🤩

Thank you for your appearance Ms Blot! And little Blot, don’t worry about being camera shy, I also do my best to dodge cameras! Also, I concur with the above commenter that Lil Mick popping his head out of the hot tub would have been amazing. Haha

Can you please show us around the takeaway to show us all what it look like cause that pink rug was bad full of bits 😂😂😂

Looks good mate, cheers 🤟😁🍻

Awesome as always, if you're passing Harrogate pop in to Jugglers takeaway for (literally) a 'Death by chocolate ' pudding 🤢

Pure class, wuskey review from the hot tub Right! 👍

Penrith looked quiet. Was it a Sunday morning or something?

Top bloke fair play love your channel 👍

Chinese, hot tub and whiskey with the Mrs on holiday, life does not get any better

Proper , nice one mate

Aaaah looked lush that like. Love a good mouthful of beef curtain. I bet there was some bubbles in that Hot tub later on after all that scrandingo and Corona!! Can't blame little Schmick for the smell this time either. Oh Matron.

At least it's not Penrith, New South Wales. Riiiice

Any tubs a hot tub if Micks in it 🤣 Thank you for a great vid Chris. Great to see you and Mrs Blot having a lovely break away.

Your content is one of 2 channels I watch to remind me of England. Living in Arizona now there aren't many opportunities to wild camp unless you're best friends with the scorpions and coyotes. I miss home, thanks for keeping it refreshing. I'm hoping to be back for my 29th, I come from, bath, Somerset so it's hardly up to par with your area but I've done it before with friends, I loved it! Good work both you on the vid 💯

Hey chris.... great video as always mandingo... 👍🏻 Chris where were you staying marra... looked great and doggo friendly.... ???

Brilliant

Yes mate too rights👍🏽🤣

Mate your a 2 legged hoover 😅 . Keep the Vids coming Chris 👍

Fantastic that Chinese that's really maybe hungry hungry you you better believe it 🐉 Look like a lovely place as well

Some James Bond in the hot tub 😂😂😂😂 the things you get up to😊😊😊 hi to Mrs. Blot ❤❤❤❤❤ and of course a big hi to little Blot❤❤❤❤

Great to see a fleeting glimpse of Messi 🐕

My favourite Chinese love it!!!

The beef at the Chinese is the same method as the chicken, it’s called “feathering” and they soak the meat in bicarbonate soda over night. Ooooooh matron!!!

Penrith !..have you gone on holiday by mistake

Love the channel love you trying all the whiskey keep up the good work can't wait to see you next video 👍

Looked good that my little man dingo that chow mean looked like finger licken chicken chow mein my little man dingo 😂

Awesome review! This food made my mouth water incessantly. Doesn't help that I'm hungry. LOL.... Good stuff Mandingo! RIGHTSSS!!!

Little Smick should have popped up from the hot tub those bubbles are from me as he drops his guts.

Chris .A real sneaky stealth camp would be in a camping shop . Somewhere like Asda's Decathlon camping department 🤣 Hide in a tent and stay the night until the store opens in the morning lol . I read somewhere a bloke in the US did this in walmart 😁👍

I know I'm obsessed with your channel as I called my cat mandingo yesterday without even meaning to 😂😂

Great video liked as always

Absolutely class lol liceeeee

Fantastic video, fantastic food review. Keep the great work up absolutely amazing your friend Luke

Bravo 😂🎉❤

Most Geniune humble English man i ever Met. One of the best whaskie review on YT... Rights

Aussie Dave in USA here brother,... I GREW UP IN PENRITH !... Penrith in Australia, about 30 miles west of Sydney 😎

Penrith Station used to have a sign warning people to keep away from the platform edge as they might get sucked off. . . .

When there’s peacocks about, be wary of the damage they can do to your car. You know what I’m talking about Mandingo …… rights !! Great video, as usual 👍

Must be nice round there them costa coffee chairs would be gone in a hour round my end you better believe they would

Sometimes those back ally joints have the best food!

Brilliant as always cheers Mandingo

Some swagger on u sur 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

this episode was so priceless, i was laughing to tears when we joined you in the jacuzzi hahaha

"It wasn't dirty" The food hygiene inspector will give you an argument.

So good to see your better half and another great vid love it

Class Chris...hey man here's an idea I remember Shoe bomber ( Chris ) was talking about having his own channel, well think about this the shoe bomber should put in his own music for your scenic scenes on the video, that way you avoid copyright & all that shit, you it makes total sense.. Rights 🥃

what is the intro song? I’m sure I heard the full version in one your videos 🤔🤷‍♂️👍🏻 Awesome channel, excellent videos, you’re quickly becoming the highlights of my week 😇🙏🏻

Chris, thanks for another great video. There was nothing wong with that ! Rights !

Your a real Allen Wicker you.

god that makes me hungry good review and walkabooot

Lets try the beef curtain 😂

Great vid bud, I can’t believe how quick u eat pal, u don’t seem to chew lol, ur like a competitive eater like “beard” that’s why u nearly choked wen u was eating that steak 🥩lol, love it Mandingo, I think I’ve watched most of ur vids 5 times each vid. And I’ve only been subscribed and watching ur channel for about 6 months, I’m not talking shite I really do enjoy watching ur channel my man friend thanku for entertainment dingo 🎉❤

Id like to see ya do a hammock hot tent weekender

Class music in this one mandingo look forward to your vids every week 😎 2 lice...

Speakin of mick ... we're watching a goofy animal show and a chimp farts and looks at his butt ... my wife says " bananas" ! It took the EMTs 20 minutes to stabilize my heart ! God that was funny cuz she said it like mick " bahnanaas" gonna miss a few days at work but .....

Maybe you should pick up a one star takeaway and stealth camp as close to the restaurant as you can and eat it?