he said on instagram that he was doing something with his hair and I guess he hasn't revealed what it is yet. It doesn't even look different than before from what I can tell.
he can hide the powerful demonic aura he contains inside his body from those not apt in the skills of magic, but it all falls apart with enough identifying magic, and you just sense an immense void full with eldritch power around himself, its absolutely terrifying
Hey! I am in school for zoology, so the thing with lobsters is that they really do not age (I could go into detail but it gets a little complicated), so they just continue to grow. The lobster cult thing is they think that if they assist the lobster as it is molting then it could theoretically live forever so long as it has assistance. The oldest lobsters on record was 140 years old and was caught in the wild. As far as I’m aware, this sort of lobster-assisting hasn’t really happened on a continuous basis, so who’s to say how long it could really live?
@@troublewakingup perhaps I should have been clearer they will do 10 rounds each with increasing difficulty to test their might and their wit Round 1: stand up comedy who ever can make the crowd laugh the most wins (for the sake of argument the crowd is a bunch of humans that can understand what each animal is thinking for the joke) Round 2: boxing each contestant must KO the other player there is no bell (standard rules) Round 3: chess whoever can get a checkmate (standard rules but no timer) Round 4: that one machine where you have to hit the button with the mallet and something goes straight up whoever can hit it the hardest wins (there is no limit to the machine and it can go infinitely) Round 5: freestyle rap battle (no violence) Round 6: destruction, whoever can destroy the dummy city the most wins (scoring: basic street signs and items - 5 points Average car - 10 points (if it’s a nice car according to the judge jschlatt it’s worth 15 points) Average truck - 20 points 50 feet worth of street - 40 points Small wall - 60 points Big wall - 120 points Small building - 200 points Medium building - 250 points Large building - 320 points Skyscraper - 1000 points The universe - 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 points) Round 7: the most complicated escape room on the planet whoever gets the farthest or beats it wins Round 8: whoever can lift the biggest rock wins (can go up to mountains) Round 9: the contestants must build a squirrel prison whoever can create the most inescapable prison that can also rehabilitate the squirrels wins Round 10: fight to the death no rules standard equipment the stage is an infinite white box that cannot be damaged or broken apart Who would win each round and who do you think would take it overall
@@luigi7146 the lobsters winning all the strength ones by a landslide but the snail is old and being slow gives it a lot of time to think so all the wit ones go to the snail, except the stand up one because as we _all_ know snails have no concept of comedical timing but the lobster is losing the prison one because they would not be able to rehabilitate the squirrels because lobsters know no empathy. I'd say it's a draw.
Charlie trying to save "schlatt" from getting psychically stuck in the echoy catacombs of Orlando florida Ted: *ghoulsghoulsghoulsghoulsghoulsghoulsghoulsghouls*
@@Alex-ui2hyI was pointing out the fact that he said it at all, instead of actually loving the idea of him having the skeleton of Joe Biden in his office
I would love it because that would prove that can predict with accuracy some people’s death, imagine “jschaltt” becomes the new Jesus and he’s just waiting to start
we could do it in liken 200 years tops, maybe even the end of this century. Just build an artilect that does it for you, exponentially makes little 3d printed drones to dig out mars and build a big old fusion engine.
I have one weird cryptid story. In middle school I lived in a small town called Sumas in Washington. So many people in that town seemed to whole heartedly believe sasquatch were real. People claimed to see them while driving through the mountains just east of town, but no one ever made a big deal out of it. Talking about their sightings was just casual conversation. According to the townsfolk, the sasquatch are actually smaller than an average man and very docile, like calm chimps. They say if you see one you can pull over and it will come up to your car and just start sniffing it and checking it out curiously, but it's advised you don't get out of your car in case they're less docile than thought.
Mr. Theodore Nivisevelt, I believe the Scooby-Doo cinematic production you speak of is actually “Scooby-Doo; Zombie Island” or something like that, not the live-action ones. I remember pretty vividly the movie you were talking about cause it scared the living meebles out of me.
i think the greatest way to explain the chuckle sandwich podcast to someone who doesn't know what it is is pretend if Charlie from its always sunny cloned himself 2 times and they all made a podcast togethee
I have a list of podcast episodes to binge when my shrooms have been grown, this one earned the spot on my peak, purely for the spooky spelunking segment
man, this podcast is great. charlie has the best puns, ted could break my knees at any second so im scared of saying anything bad about him (not that there is anything bad to say) and "schlatt" is just kinda there
let me just say; schlatt, being a man from new york, a city, gets no opinions on skin walkers/any other “mythical” creatures that may or may not roam the woods
Fun fact for the Unicorn bit; North Koreas leader, claims he has a pet unicorn, and that there is a unicorn cave in North Korea, where all the unicorns live.
50:15 Megalodons are definitely extinct, due to the fact that they stayed near the surface. We most definitely would have spotted a few by now. Instead we just get idiots mistaking large great whites or bass king sharks as megalodon.
Can't the lobster behemoth exist if the cultists help it molt? If they peel off the old shell and help it molt it won't waste too much energy and die. There is still hope.
