because he was too busy finding my location so he can hit me in the knee with a baseball bat, after that he fucked my parents, ted is such a bad person.
My math teacher is like 70 and talked for over an hour last class about "Zuckerberg's metaverse" and how the "singularity" is upon us. Funniest shit I ever heard
It’s true, Luke. I’m in that class, whole lot of variables. I’m also tired of how she makes us check work all the time. And I believed every second of it. I will be telling her.
I like to believe that those alien meters Scott gave them are real and Schlatt is consistently and constantly extremely close to just letting it all loose.
They are an amazing technology that has amazing uses, but im with "schlatt" here, its a shame that the most popular use is shitty ass clipart profile picture collections
@@virgurilla4084 it’s actively destroying the environment and reversing greenhouse gas emission progress. ngl, if people who bought nfts realized that they were now taxed and could receive a better piece of art if they commissioned a piece from an artist I feel like there’d be 58% less people obsessed with nfts
The moon planet Charlie was talking about was actually Unicron, he is technically not a decepticon but basically operates as one Sorry for the correction
As much as I hate the fact that it seems Ted and Schlatt have actually interacted with NFT's, Charlie's hate for NFT's gives me hope that Chuckle Sandwich is redeemable.
Never really said how much I love how the intro music slowly fades in over their voices plays through the intro then it slowly fades into the background causing us to start focusing on their voices and it then fades all the way out. It’s really good. I enjoy it.
it’s so funny that slime story is the exact opposite of an NFT: 1. You actually receive a physical object for your money 2. It HELPS the environment 3. The slimes don’t pain you to look at
my favorite part of the episode is when theyre talking about the fuck marry kill shit and schlatt is talking about marrying the vampire and refers to the vampire as a him and ted just goes "it could be a woman too" and schlatt just goes on as if he didn't say that lmao made me chuckle
Charlie’s last answer for the Ghost, Vampire, Werewolf is correct and here’s why: 1. Vampires are almost always hot which makes sense bc they’re immortal, so I’d imagine that would be pretty good 2. Ghosts have a lot of wisdom, they’re very old, and they can do fun spectral pranks. The marriage also lasts until after death do you part 3. You could say you killed a werewolf and that’s pretty sick
Ghost is the best choice for marriage because 1. Can't die 2. Fun ghost stuff \/(:/)\/ 3. When you die, you can still be with them because now you're a ghost too
i remember in a past chuckle cast ted mentioned the little scar on his nose that looks like a booger and now everytime i watch a new episode i instinctively look at it when i dont mean to.
This is like watching a conversation inside a temporal rift event where people suddenly age 60 years every other sentence and people barely acknowledge it.
this makes me realize something i never thought of. Schlatt has parents. for some reason i always imagined him as a standalone entity that was born from nothing, sent here with a purpose.
Schlatt became twice as old, and twice as mature, when he grew the mutton chops. It's like when Riker grew the beard after the first season or two of Star Trek TNG, he became a different person.
I love how it was never specified that the vampire, ghost, and werewolves were male Schlatt just assumed they were and everyone else just agreed they'd all be gay in this situation lmao
I'm gonna say this, whenever they have a guest they always ask the question, "What part of the sandwich would you be?". If they ever make a nft it would be cool if it's just one part of a sandwich. Who wouldn't like a nft of a slice of ham
11:15 funny to hear them talking about the Beeple sale as a good part of NFTs when i think it was later revealed to be a plot between him and the seller to jack up the price of some coin that they both owned
schlatt's brain is just too powerful, he thinks of things so beyond other people's capabilities that they see his ideas as absurd. remember the moving the earth thing? genius.
