Apple's $300 MacBook opener toolkit vs a $5 screwdriver and 5 cent suction cup. 

Apple launched their self-repair program for MacBook's and sure enough the prices are as hilarious as we thought they'd be. Don't have a screwdriver or suction cup to open the bottom case on your MacBook? Apple's got you covered with their $300 tool kit, or just $50 if you want to rent it.
All you actually need to open your MacBook is a screwdriver and a suction cup. Or buy my kit for $250.
Blame Lupe for the horrible camera quality. He got stuck in ultra-wide mode.