Arcade History 

Nevercake: "Did you get the candy?" Gingerpale: "Yes" Nevercake: "At what cost?" Gingerpale: "5,000 tickets"

"You sir are you poor" Poor worker: Heh Yeah "Eww" Historic Accuracy: 100

The sentence “...still dead in 1910.” implies that Gingerpale is a primordial entity who has previously existed, died, and was resurrected into the 21st century to continue his quest for global domination. In this essay I wil-

Ginger pale content is good but he actually cares about quality over quantity.

"GingerPale, you were still dead in 1910, how could you be here" ... **S L A P**

“You were still dead in 1910” Who resurrected Gingerpale?

Nevercake: are you poor Poor man: yes Nevercake: *ew* but ok

I grew up during the "Golden Age" of video games and it was, indeed a magical time. It seemed like anything was possible. Imagine being 10 years old, having a cheesy slice of pizza then basking in the electronic glow and sound effects of Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Just, Space Invaders, Battlezone, Centipede WHEN THEY WERE BRAND NEW! It was heaven.

“Are you poor?” “Yes” “ew I mean that’s fine”- Old Nevercake 1910

“This is just like a phone game, but bigger!” “muCh lIKe mY diSSapOinTmeNt.”

1:19 "you sir, are you poor?" "hehe ye" "E W..."

"You sir, are you poor??" "Hehe, yeah." " *EW* " i lost it

"How much money did you spend at the ARCADE?" GingerPale: *YES*

Mortality: I am inevitable. Gingerpale: And I am Gingerpale

GingerPale: **breathes heavily** _GIVE ME A FUTURE_ GingerPale's Fans: **breathes heavily** *_GIVE ME A VIDEO_*

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how GingerPale has taught us all at least one thing per video, probably more, but still makes lessons be entertaining to watch and listen to.

4:08 Gingerpale: Oh! This is just a phone game, but big! Much like my- Me: He's gonna say male genitalia, I know it, I know he's gonna say it- Gingerpale: -Disappointment Me: *Okay so what if the internet **_has_** ruined me*

"Balls,dancing and guns,my 3 favorite things" -gingerpale 2019

Ah the arcade or as parents like to call them “the child casino”.

Me just realizing that that guy with the hat and stick is NeverCake

"are you poor?" im personally attacked...

When I was at a Dave & Busters in Cali, they had this Kung Fu Panda game where you basically hit a bunch of targets with your hands. It advertised that IF you could beat the game with a perfect score on round 3 before time ran out (As in, don't miss any of the targets and get the amount needed for every round prior as well), you would win 1000 tickets. I got to round 3, the final round, and I found that I had missed just one target and only got 32 out of 33, so I didn't win the tickets....and then I started thinking about the validity of what they were saying. So I played it again, got it perfect, didn't miss a single one, was at 32, but when they were supposed to give me one more target, there was a delay and it still marked me as losing so I wouldn't get the jackpot. I played it one more time, quicker than before, didn't let time run out at all, perfect score, at the 32 mark. An even LONGER delay occurred and it said I once again, lost and was not eligible for the jackpot. And that's when I realized that it, like many other games, was dookie and scamming the kids. I got a cool plush cat with a mustache though so, I guess I am the true winner of this tale.

I feel like lately gingerpale’s videos are just school projects on weed

2:04 Random dude: I’m looking at a horse! :D Me: * *laughs in funny* *

When you realize Gingerpale could be a teacher on the internet if he’d just stop swearing.

GingerPale: Sir, I have 5 thousand tickets what can I get? Guy: *flips off* GingerPale: :0

“I spent a $100 for this” Everyone who bought the Ultimate edition of Jump Force felt that.

Gingerpale: Peep show Anyone in Britain on Netflix: mark and Jeremy?

*'You, sir! Are you poor?"* *"Yes"* *"Ew."*

"There's too many buttons!!" *Looks at keyboard*

Gingerpale: What can I get for 100 dollars? His friend: You can get SO much! Chuck E Cheese: *Half a candy and getting flicked off*

“You sir! Are you poor?” ‘Hehe, ye.’ *”Ew...”*

"Gingerpale, you were still dead in 1910!" I mean, he's not wrong.

Nobody: Gingerpale: *slaps nearly everyone in the video* Me: Good job.

"I'm lookin' at a horse!"

I feel like this glossed over a whole period in the late 80s to mid-90s. Operation Wolf was my jam.

When your so early the video didn’t even start

No one: Gingerpale: EYE MIS DAD

Nobody gonna talk about the “Eye miss dad” names on the high score list? No? Okay, ima head right out

“Balls, dancing and guns my three favorite things!” -Gingerpale

"Stand behind this horse" "Yoo this kid's paying out" -Nevercake 2019

Way back then: The Stone Age Then: The Golden Age Now: The Iron Age Future: The Diamond age See what I'm getting at?

Inventor: *Tries to make a medicine to cure diseases* The outcome of the invention: 2:04

Kid: '' stands behind horse Horse: " hits kid Nevercake" yo this kid is paying off

"I'm looking at a HORSE!" 🐴🐴

Gingerpale: uploads Everyone liked that

Someone: Nobody: No one: Gingerpale: *C O M E D Y* Everyone now: *l a u g h s*

0:36 GIngerPale’s thumb is covering the “I” in “immortality” if you look really closely

I LOVE ARCADES and i love gingerpale

When I heard “bagatelle”, I heard it as “bagel tell” like it was a bagel fortune teller.

Gingerpale: dosent even censor his mouth

0:46 me when my brother can’t stop talking

“Ok just put a penny-“ *MACHINE ABUSE*

Moral of the story: Never tell GingerPale about a time he wasnt there otherwise you get slapped

STACKER IS RIGGED? YOU FOOL. I'VE WON THE TOP THING DOZENS OF TIMES. I'M THE STACKER MASTER, BABY.

“You sir, are you poor?” “Hehe, yeah...” “Ew.”

4:10 "This is like a phone game, but big. Much like my dissapointment" mood

GingerPale: I have 5k tickets what can I get? Random green guy: 🖕🖕🖕 so relatable

Fortune Teller: gimme $10 Me: Okay Fortune Teller: You lost $10. Me: Dang, how’d you know?

"Ginger pale, you were still dead in 1910 how could you be here?" *How can you be dead, if you never lived?*

GingerPale: “...Peep shows. Not what your thinking of ya freak.” Random Guy: I’m looking at a horse! GingerPale: *Thats great good for you*

"You were still dead" is such a weirdly menacing phrase.

GingerPale: Are you poor? Guy: Hehe ye GingerPale: *e w*

I KNEW I"D HEARD THAT VOICE BEFORE! Nevercake was in a league of legends ad!

Gingerpale: *sees guy in a dark cloak in a white van* Man: "you got the goods?" Gingerpale: "Yep 5000 tickets" "you got yours?" Man: "Yep I got you your happiness" Gingerpale: *trades with man* "thanks man I appreciate that dude" "Btw where did u get it?" Man: "don't question the god..."

I like that in the beginning, the child says that ginger was still dead The implications of that are wonderful

“Yo this kids paying up” that creepy guy who thinks poor people are “ew”

Rando: I’m looking at a horse Gingerpale: that’s great good for you

No one : Literaly no one: Not even James Charles: Ginger pale: *breaths heavily* gIvE mE a FuTurE

Gingerpale: dig dug Any stranger things fan ever: *audible gasp followed by screaming*

0:20 *violent shaking* Captions: [Applause]

"GAMERS RISE." **Teleports all gamers to the 1910.** "Oops wrong year sorry." **Teleports all gamers to 2069 since karlson is released :D**

“iM lOOkin aT a hOrse” “Good4u”

Me to my teachers when he's handing my exam result " _GIVE . ME . A . FUTURE_ "

Mortality is inevitable -Gingerpale 2019

"What use do hydraulics have?" Polybridge players: 0:23

"You sir,are you poor? "Y-yes." *"ew-"*

"I Spent A Hundred Dollars for This" -GingerPale 2019

"Where the first arcade was _coined_ " Crowd: *Boooo* Me: Laughing alone in my room thinking about how the first thing I did after wake up was look at youtube

Guy: You sir! Are you poor? Poor person: hehe yea Guy: Ew.

1:00 I don’t get this joke, it doesn’t make cents I’ll see myself out

Man in box:*doing nothing* Gingerpale: GiVe Me A fUtUrE. Man in box: Uh, okay. Literally 5 seconds later: *Gingerpale ruthlessly smashing the box and killing the man*

I learn more from him than school thanks gingerpale!

Every single one of his videos is a fever dream. I love it.

What monsters could give a dislike to this beautiful masterpiece More than 0 dislikes is to much

Ahem. *”Mortality is inevitable”*

everyone: arcade history me: IS THAT LOUIE ZONG MUSIC I HEAR IN THE BACKGROUND

How would he know Gingerpale if gingerpale was “dead” so wouldn’t that mean he has a Time Machine?

High Scores: EYE MIS DAD He left me here on the way to the grocery store, you know? about 15 years ago...

Nevercake: you sir, are you poor? Poor guy: yea Nevercake: weird flex but ok

Ginger pale: gets half a piece of candy for 5000 tickets Nevercake: ;-; Ginger pale: searches up if nevercake is a real cake Also gingerpale: I NEED SUGAR Nevercake: AGHHHH

Why is this channel Actually Educational in the weirdest ways

Nobody: RU-vid Auto-generated Subtitles: *[Applause]*

Gingerpale: But I’m 22 Worker: No free token for you then.. Gingerpale: Aw :( Me: I felt that :(

Hello to me in the future watching this again if anyone says hi hi back

0:07 I thinks thats from Naruto, thats Gara breathing and saying "Give me a future."

“Little bit of family fun?” Huh, more like assaulting people in arcade machines

4:10 “oh this is just a phone game, but big much like my disappointment”

When are so early, that you write an unoriginal comment.

"Balls, dancing and guns" MY THREE FAVORITE THINGS