They've sped up to the point where they provoke The punchline before they have told the joke Plenty of desperation to be seen Staring at the television screen They've sped up to the point where they provoke You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke Well sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist It wasn't in the Top 100 list And it's the thousandth time that's it's even bolder Don't be surprised when you get bent over They told ya, but you were dying for it saw it and she grabbed it, and it wasn't what it seemed The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means Another variation on a theme A tangle on the television and the magazine Do you reckon that they do it for a joke? Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath That says that we are defenders Of any poseur or professional pretender around When did your list replace the twist and turn Like a fist replaced the kiss? Don't concern us with your bollocks, I don't want your prayer Save it for the morning after And it's the thousandth time that's it's even bolder Don't be surprised when you get bent over They told ya, but you were gagging for it Let's have a game on the teddy picker Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Already thick and you're getting thicker Let's have a game on the teddy picker Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Already thick and you're getting thicker Presuming that all things are equal Who'd want to be men of the people When there's people like you?
