are cody ko and noel miller short kings? 

Sounds like noel thing to say alright

You probably are an Amazonian then because they are literally average. Its bordering on body dysmorphia at this point.

Anything over 120 pounds is obese.

As a lanky 5’9 person I think Cody especially looks short in full body pictures because of his wider build. 5’9 is weird because shorter people think I’m tall and taller people think I’m short which means it’s just a dead median average height lol

A white person could do the most for the black cause, but that still doesn't make them black

Maybe if they only hangout with people 6 foot and up.

they are 100% not short tho

Because they’re not short

They aint short. As a 5,4 guy they should be D tier

They’re going down to C now

LA beauty standards.

The rise of 6'+ dating requirements on online dating tbh

@@gilly_axolotl exactly bruh sad😂

I’m 6 inches taller than that…

Wait no 8

They aren’t technically short kings, but they are short allies, kinda like how you are an ally for supporting gay rights even if you aren’t technically gay yourself

Its normal for females to be short though, or at least more acceptable rather

Omg I'm 5'1 too. Short queens hell yeaaa

I’m 5’10 but usually feel I’m taller than most men. Like taller than 60% of men in a place

5’7 is literally average height

Bruh what im 6'1 and feel tiny 😩

Really depends on where you live I think

​@@katyishere Not in America lmao I would say more like 5'10

Same

LA dudes have height dysmorphia lmao

What? I'm 17 years old and 5'8" (174 cm) and have literally always been shorter than almost every other guy I know my age. Are American people that much shorter? Becasue where I'm from I highly doubt it can be considered average.

@@tamasjambor8668, 5’9 is average in US. That’s a LOT of people taller than 5’9 lol

Exactly.

​@@tamasjambor8668 You Russian?

Not to be that guy, but men act like height determines worth BECAUSE women care about it. They're fine to, peoples standards are peoples standards, but that's obviously why men hold height to such importance.

Nah, its pretty much only women who care about height. The standards are unrealistic and obscene. Its just no man has the balls to say it.

@@jhonklan3794 What, and you do? Look at how quick the both of you were to “correct” me! So much for “no man has the balls to say it”, it sounds like men can’t stfu about it. I’m sorry to break this to you, but even if you think it’s a standard solely women invented (it’s not) men who uphold the standard are still just as responsible. Passing trends and phases cause body dysmorphia in people all the time-from the brazilian butt lift to now “the heroin chic comeback” where celebrities are having surgery to remove what they added and be as thin as possible-and the best way to ensure people’s tastes keep on passing through is to completely ignore it. Women’s decision to ignore heroin chic 2.0 was deliberate. They already reached a consensus that a body type isn’t fashion & that genetics decide what your body will be shaped like: getting surgery to enhance breasts and thighs just to remove them in another surgery 5 years later is off the table. They’re not falling for it. This is where personal anecdotal bias comes into account because 99% of the women I’ve interacted with have a horror story about seeing a man’s height on tinder, swiping right because being 5’11” or below is still attractive, and dealing with the raging hormones of an insecure man who won’t shut the fuck up about how every woman he’s been with left him over his height. The 1% who complained to me about a man’s height were tall women who are sick of getting the “stop wearing heels it hurts my feelings uwu” demands. 60% of the men I’ve interacted with practically walk around with an open sore they keep picking at as if being so clearly wounded about such an ultimately inconsequential aspect of their appearance will draw women over out of pity. The 40% who didn’t weren’t 5’11” or 5’10” they were _noticeably_ short. Like 5’5”/5’4” and under range. Either conflict breeds strength or they were so clear-cut out of the anti-short king dating pool that they didn’t have experiences like that. Men 6’ and over weren’t so secure though. If a guy was 6’3” and the guy next to him said he was 6’4”, the first guy will blurt out that he’s 6’5” no matter who’s in the room to listen. That’s over the 6’ minimum. There’s literally no point to one-upping each other like that if not for the illusion of added dominance. All this considered I’ve pretty much always been willing to bet the men women complain about saying every woman leaves them over height… they probably made it the issue in their relationship. Not to gaslight gatekeep girlboss the both of you, but I’m almost certain their constant whinging and insecurity drove the women away (because that’s what the women literally said) and then he’d come up with a new “every woman dumps me over height!” story. Fumbling the bag them-damn-selves and then getting all martyr about it.

You don't "assign" gender at birth.... That's biologically what you were.

That was both so informative and also so weird a read. Of course, those aren't mutually exclusive at all, but still... An experience!

They are still there lmao

Lmao I can't believe smosh is still getting these comments 😂

Might not be ideal anymore buddy

Well....they dodged a bullet

Cody’s technically 5’8 3/4” so he’s slightly under average

I actually think nobody asked ngl

@@pinkboy1181 funny how you mention that, since I don’t think anyone asked you to respond.

Don’t worry about it, Adam. Just keep making really bad comedy films that we will continue to watch regardless.

No it isn't lol

@@artemis88899 ok short person

@@copbutcher1312 Anything average or taller than average is objectively not short

@@artemis88899 ur short shush