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@mo3bandz91
@mo3bandz91 9 лет назад
"I'll be there eating my popcorn like damn who got diabetes." I'm dead man 😂
@tracykilpatrick7219
@tracykilpatrick7219 8 лет назад
Keenan Gordon "My grandmoma the insulin's"
@snarfer5612
@snarfer5612 8 лет назад
+Tracy Kilpatrick it's, "my grandmama got 'da insolence"
@tracykilpatrick7219
@tracykilpatrick7219 8 лет назад
Lmao how did I miss that?
@zafarkhanis
@zafarkhanis 8 лет назад
Bahahahah
@juniorshadows
@juniorshadows 8 лет назад
I don't understand that joke idk y
@alvinsurreal2698
@alvinsurreal2698 8 лет назад
Aries is a very intelligent comedian!
@DraculaCronqvist
@DraculaCronqvist 6 лет назад
He's funny, but not intelligent.
@thechunkiestmonkey6887
@thechunkiestmonkey6887 5 лет назад
@@DraculaCronqvist well you're not funny or intelligent
@alexz98d
@alexz98d 5 лет назад
yes he is, but the 80% of the public don't really get the jokes and don't laugh because , what do you know , they're black.
@thechunkiestmonkey6887
@thechunkiestmonkey6887 5 лет назад
@@DraculaCronqvist well you say he isn't intelligent in which there is many forms of intelligence and I would say you don't have one.
@DraculaCronqvist
@DraculaCronqvist 5 лет назад
@aaron pryor I do get his jokes, and I find them funny. That doesn't make him intelligent, however. If you do not know the difference between finding something funny and intelligence, then... you truly are stupid.
@michaelpinto5448
@michaelpinto5448 9 лет назад
Aries is a freaking genius
@wiseguy8438
@wiseguy8438 2 года назад
a nuuuu cheeki breeki iv damke!
@ColdDream224
@ColdDream224 10 лет назад
"Now hither away before the third planet from the sun is plagued by darkness at a command from the higher lords." Basically get your ass outside before it's dark out!
@jonwilson9644
@jonwilson9644 9 лет назад
hither away ;)
@jonwilson9644
@jonwilson9644 9 лет назад
and he's saying leave before it gets dark :P not be back by dark
@ColdDream224
@ColdDream224 9 лет назад
Jon wilson Monsieur Jon Wilson! Your good deed today shall not go unacknowledged, for it is due to your expertise in the subject of spelling, that I, Bryan, is blithely aware of his erratum on this ever fateful day. Though my pride may be wounded, it is not without enlightenment for my own benefit. Now bear witness to the fruits of your efforts as I rectify my past endeavours.
@jonwilson9644
@jonwilson9644 9 лет назад
ahahahahahahahah nice
@tre-moon-dous6122
@tre-moon-dous6122 8 лет назад
+Bryan can you maybe please tell me what to google if i want to learn how to speak like that? its a really interesting way to speak
@keefswet381
@keefswet381 2 года назад
"Ah there he is My son My seed My young loin The mirrored me that spawns from the spew of my male mayonnaise"🤣🤣🤣 Def using this one
@iroezekiela7295
@iroezekiela7295 2 года назад
😂😂😂 me too
@ffiinnrroodd
@ffiinnrroodd 11 лет назад
How the hell did he remember a monologue that complex?
@thedevilsadvocate3710
@thedevilsadvocate3710 5 лет назад
I'm sure he ad libs it. He's obviously got an interest in the old writings.
@VilaToro64
@VilaToro64 5 лет назад
He was an actor on mad tv so pretty sure dude gots experience
@v4vndta911
@v4vndta911 4 года назад
Practice, practice, practice. And more practice. Try it.
@mohammadnurfiqri2831
@mohammadnurfiqri2831 4 года назад
Or he just speaks it. One can just understand the words and say them. lol.
@jd_jd_jd
@jd_jd_jd 4 года назад
I bet you know the lyrics from hundreds of songs... some you haven't heard for years and years... how did you learn them(?) Repetition Repetition Repetition
@LuG8911
@LuG8911 4 года назад
The insolence joke was sooooooooo fuckN clever. It went over alot of people's heads in that crowd
@terencerodgerstr
@terencerodgerstr 3 года назад
Explain please
@LuG8911
@LuG8911 3 года назад
@@terencerodgerstr insolence was being used properly as "rude or disrespectful" in his monologue but he was making fun of the guy's ignorance who was watching the movie, as thinking the movie was talking about INSULIN, a term used primarily by minorities to describe diabetes lol
@dominictoretto9645
@dominictoretto9645 3 года назад
@@LuG8911 people really call diabetes insulin? Hahaha
@LuG8911
@LuG8911 3 года назад
@@dominictoretto9645 i swear! Haha
@donniecastro49
@donniecastro49 3 года назад
@@dominictoretto9645 no Insulin is medicine that is used to treat diabetics lol so we associate those two together instantly
@shubroto81
@shubroto81 9 лет назад
I CANT work under these conditions......lmaooo
@jbulldog10
@jbulldog10 3 года назад
“I need you to follow me..and keep up. i can’t work under these conditions” is the best part of this 🤣🤣🤣
@nardiafuller2722
@nardiafuller2722 8 лет назад
Ah, there you are... LaKeisha................... LMFAO
@TheBillaro
@TheBillaro 8 лет назад
LOVE the English accent and speech. This guy is good.
@algerae1984
@algerae1984 8 лет назад
that monologue was so smooth lol
@TragicPrismatic
@TragicPrismatic 10 лет назад
Wow, it's so rare that I hear an American do an English accent well; this is great! ^_^
@jd_jd_jd
@jd_jd_jd 4 года назад
You're not English are you lol
@bloodyconfessor
@bloodyconfessor 2 года назад
it's a rubbish impression he couldn't stop the ebonics from flowing through lol stop pretending yank prick
@Channel-se6mn
@Channel-se6mn 2 года назад
@Meadow Pinkelle it’s not the best
@clifton6919
@clifton6919 2 года назад
@@jd_jd_jd 🤣
@Anonymous10801
@Anonymous10801 7 лет назад
Now let us admire the tales of fantasy this sire has brought upon us. For only those with highest of potential and the most creative of minds can create such extravagant fantasies which caress our imagination in such a way that we ourselves aspire to do the same workings as the aformentioned sire does when the darkness decends and the hearts of man leads him to flock to his place of gathering to engage in such a joyous time.
@ColdDream224
@ColdDream224 7 лет назад
BillyTheSnake A most compelling assessment from a fellow spectator. I would not believe myself to be the most enlightened in the matter of eloquent dialogue, however even one such as I, a low born bastard, can oversee the height of intelligence required to display a rather pivotal upper echelon performance.
@MissEasyPeasySleasy
@MissEasyPeasySleasy 5 лет назад
I love you both!🤣🤣🤣
@theonewhostandsaboveall6826
@theonewhostandsaboveall6826 4 года назад
@@ColdDream224 yal niggas went off 🔥
@messerx10
@messerx10 3 года назад
@@theonewhostandsaboveall6826 yall both just tryna get some pussy!! shut it . haha
@stevehangzo7159
@stevehangzo7159 2 года назад
@@messerx10 huiha heiha🤣
@kingraj333
@kingraj333 8 лет назад
damn i ddnt even laugh that much, i was just in awe of his english accent
@caneanukunuku8269
@caneanukunuku8269 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂same here!!!
@Thoregor
@Thoregor 10 лет назад
This guy is what I really needed to make me laugh.
@louiegimena4742
@louiegimena4742 6 лет назад
Man! Aries's talent is overflowing.
@7oy.boy77
@7oy.boy77 5 лет назад
"The mirrored me that sprayed from my male mayonnaise "LMHO
@kafil407
@kafil407 3 года назад
"The mirrored me that spawns from the spew of my male mayonnaise"....I dont know wtf you was listening too...lol
@eminentjonfrost
@eminentjonfrost 6 лет назад
Wretched is how I feel as I spew these words of hostility from my lips. Ah, there you are, Lakeesha, the beauty of my seduction. How I long to ravish the concubines of your clavicle... But first I must silence these roars that stem from my belly due to hunger. For it is only fit for a king to dine on the killing of a carcass after a day of duly wages. Ah, there he is, my son, my seed, my young loin, the mirrored me that spawns from the spew of my male mayonnaise. I want you to take these metals of currency and go down to the local marketplace and trade them for a feast of yeast and wine. Now, hither away before the third planet from the sun is plagued by darkness at a command from the higher lords. As for you, my love, only when darkness is among us will I shower you with the fire that burns deep underneath my cloak. For only your seduction can force me to fall to bended knee and sip the wet spicy nectar which flows from the purr of your kitty cat.
@Gyrbae
@Gyrbae 5 лет назад
HUH!?
@killabees3610
@killabees3610 5 лет назад
Lmao Early
@josephinsall9158
@josephinsall9158 5 лет назад
Wow love it
@ashtweth
@ashtweth 5 лет назад
Thanks Bro that actually got me some pussy hahaha! :)
@owómẹ́rìndínlógún
@owómẹ́rìndínlógún 5 лет назад
eminentjonfrost LMFAOOOO
@liamcaffrey1741
@liamcaffrey1741 5 лет назад
As an Englishman, I applaud your accent. It was a lot better than most american's English accent.
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 4 месяца назад
... most *Americans' English accent
@dominiquemcclaney128
@dominiquemcclaney128 8 лет назад
He really likes English accents!!!!! Its cool though!!!! Hes funny!!!! I like the way that he thinks!!!!!
@malcolminthemiddle8777
@malcolminthemiddle8777 5 лет назад
Yea
@nameless.greyceo
@nameless.greyceo 4 года назад
The most funniest, underrated guy ever, why doesn't this guy have netflix specials every month?
@TheKorfish
@TheKorfish 9 лет назад
Get his ass on game of thrones now!
@melissarosario4414
@melissarosario4414 8 лет назад
i know he great with accent
@prayerpowersr854
@prayerpowersr854 8 лет назад
+Melissa Rosario it's actually not that great, you might not be able to hear him slip in and out but to a native englisher, it's clear as day
@jelenapavlovic3579
@jelenapavlovic3579 8 лет назад
You can watch Braveheart (1995) full movie here *myfullmovies(dot)pw/braveheart-1995-full-movie/.* Thanks, Newton.
@thayalsinghamraagavi1708
@thayalsinghamraagavi1708 8 лет назад
TТhis movie is now available tо watch hеreее => twitter.com/0bf2c82822c5bbbc4/status/795841972611084288 Ariеees Spеaaars Diаlоg Оld Еnglish Gladiаtor Braveеehеaaааrt
@jack_daddy_mack
@jack_daddy_mack 7 лет назад
David Sadowski Yes, damn it!
@vamtheanomaly
@vamtheanomaly 11 лет назад
Remember he isnt just a comedian, he was an actor / sketch comedy actor. Its more complex than some can imagine.
@kalebnbrown
@kalebnbrown 9 лет назад
"I can't work under these conditions!"
@wr3tched
@wr3tched 10 лет назад
wr3tched is how i feel as i spew these words of hostility from my lips.
@Deluxe_Sterling
@Deluxe_Sterling 6 лет назад
Wr3tched hi how are ya
@mahadfaycal2843
@mahadfaycal2843 10 лет назад
This guy is brilliant!
@enyionyeobia5103
@enyionyeobia5103 3 года назад
Damn! Arie’s theatrical dialog is on point!! ✊🏾
@MioRaem
@MioRaem 12 лет назад
"PROMETHEUS, PLEASE, SPARE ME OF YOUR BANALITY! xD
@sirreginaldlee3576
@sirreginaldlee3576 3 года назад
😂
@cb4gusto744
@cb4gusto744 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂 I practice that part
@retrofooly238
@retrofooly238 3 года назад
@@cb4gusto744 me 2 😂😂
@javarisjamarjavarisonlamar7517
@javarisjamarjavarisonlamar7517 3 года назад
@@cb4gusto744 on dogs
@pinacoladatv808
@pinacoladatv808 3 года назад
Lmao
@laquetaworley4791
@laquetaworley4791 3 года назад
Yes Aries is complete genius !!!! I love him !!! He always crack me up
@ak-vk3gd
@ak-vk3gd 3 года назад
damn this man is a fookin legend for speaking this old and complex dialogue intelligence that all i got to say
@louv5166
@louv5166 2 года назад
I've been raving about Aries since the 90s. I was always confused as to why he never became a bigger star.
@bahamutr4270
@bahamutr4270 2 года назад
To me overall his material was to early for the era, Carlos Mencia and Dave Chappelle's more commentary comedy hit more at the time.
@laftw93
@laftw93 9 лет назад
"and sip the wet spicy nectar which flows from the purr of your kitty-kat" bahahaha
@Em_Rey
@Em_Rey 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@yafaisquadify
@yafaisquadify 6 лет назад
Very underrated comedian.
@drepop803
@drepop803 9 лет назад
i feel the same exact way. i love the old english/middle ages era. love all the movies, shows, and the oh so sexy women.
@revolutionoftheclassics3630
@revolutionoftheclassics3630 7 лет назад
The Shakespeare bits were amazing Great talent!
@JustAsiaaa
@JustAsiaaa 6 лет назад
He had me at “Male mayonnaise “ 💀
@thedarkwarriorperspective7475
@thedarkwarriorperspective7475 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@malcolminthemiddle8777
@malcolminthemiddle8777 5 лет назад
😂
@VinnyLations
@VinnyLations 6 лет назад
One of the best stand ups of all time!!!!
@Ober1kenobi
@Ober1kenobi 11 лет назад
My grandma got da insolence
@ThouArtOfWar
@ThouArtOfWar 10 лет назад
Insulin
@TostiTostelli
@TostiTostelli 10 лет назад
ThouArtOfWar Man you talkin about your grandma? show some respect.
@ThouArtOfWar
@ThouArtOfWar 10 лет назад
TostiTostelli wtf you talking about my grandma was not mentioned in the video more did I mention her moron.
@Ober1kenobi
@Ober1kenobi 10 лет назад
we're you guys even listening, go back and re listen because he clearly says it it,
@ThouArtOfWar
@ThouArtOfWar 10 лет назад
He says it I didn't your comment was directed toward me. Even if he did it's comedy who cares.
@buttayobread505
@buttayobread505 7 лет назад
Aries is talent
@yoyobones4459
@yoyobones4459 7 лет назад
the way he was speaking old English he should be in Game of Thrones or something LOL it was to good
@andycopeland7051
@andycopeland7051 3 года назад
Seriously the best thing in TV/film/theater is dialogue.
@joemunoz1476
@joemunoz1476 6 лет назад
"my grandmama got the insulins" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@VersionBest
@VersionBest 11 лет назад
Damn I haven't seen him since his MadTV days. He was one of my favorites on the show.
@dre79ful
@dre79ful 12 лет назад
this guy is a riot. very talented comedian!
@wonderfulchild55
@wonderfulchild55 12 лет назад
He did a great english impression. Smart. He is a great comedian and actor!
@AKingAmongst
@AKingAmongst 4 года назад
This bit never gets old 😂
@dexterhinds7945
@dexterhinds7945 7 месяцев назад
Yeah the audience sucked I remember this stand-up. I think it was Manhattan infront of a more cultured black audience and i remember he was saying some funny shit on race and those more liberal blacks were more vague in their laughter
@eisenkreuzmusik
@eisenkreuzmusik 11 лет назад
I have been highly entertained and engaged in laughter by your routine as a stand-up entertainer
@sirreginaldlee3576
@sirreginaldlee3576 3 года назад
"The fire that burns deep underneath my cloak" 🤣😭
@Almadelante
@Almadelante 7 лет назад
Not casting him in Macbeth is a waste. That man can deliver lines. Good damn i would watch that.
@Em_Rey
@Em_Rey 3 года назад
Facts!
@hechx4606
@hechx4606 2 года назад
I love this guy's delivery. I'm not laughing but I'm enjoying myself very much.
@boywithoutsoul587
@boywithoutsoul587 3 года назад
This is the reason why I love this guy
@Iden_Elihio_1999
@Iden_Elihio_1999 4 года назад
Damn his English sounds so accurate .......
@growingwithjoy
@growingwithjoy 2 года назад
This was incredibly good!!! Next level comedian for sure.
@szvqorwnpstahskypfwmp9821
@szvqorwnpstahskypfwmp9821 8 лет назад
Aries is a very talented man. LOL!! Big fan!!
@LORENSSIOK
@LORENSSIOK 7 лет назад
That was harder than it looked! Well done monsieur!
@joshmcnulty5950
@joshmcnulty5950 5 лет назад
Legendary, one of my favourite sketches
@EzequielEcheverria-b3i
@EzequielEcheverria-b3i 5 месяцев назад
I watched , keep watching and I'm sure I'll watch again cause is great this guy .
@aviel3361
@aviel3361 7 лет назад
This guy is freaking BRILLIANT! :)
@AngieFox
@AngieFox 8 лет назад
male mayonnaise lmao
@joeganderton3616
@joeganderton3616 8 лет назад
Very talented
@fallout_patty
@fallout_patty 6 лет назад
Insolence... GOT DAMN WHO GOT DIABETES 😂😂😂😂😂
@RevelationMinistries114
@RevelationMinistries114 2 года назад
Years later and this still golden
@ellias9900
@ellias9900 3 года назад
"I like it for THE dialogues";⚓️;✌️;.
@DJ-D3music
@DJ-D3music 8 лет назад
@ 2:10 some girl got turned on by what he said 😂😂
@justlooking2183
@justlooking2183 6 лет назад
Poetic comedy pure genius ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ bravo
@cypresspuz
@cypresspuz 10 дней назад
His memory BLEW ME AWAY
@pixelhot7888
@pixelhot7888 3 года назад
Woa, I'd take a whole year to memorize those lines!
@MrCONBO
@MrCONBO 6 лет назад
holy shit this guy is a genius
@russellnee-owoo6624
@russellnee-owoo6624 3 года назад
Watching from Ghana love this guy
@grassshadow1
@grassshadow1 6 лет назад
He is so well spoken
@puccan479
@puccan479 3 года назад
Do y’all understand how hard it is to even memorize this joke?
@weirdscience8341
@weirdscience8341 6 лет назад
His English accent is actually fucking good he kinda sounds like my doctor when he does it
@bojanraicevic34
@bojanraicevic34 3 года назад
He is superb.
@Nighthawkwr200
@Nighthawkwr200 6 лет назад
I died at the insolence joke
@sairentoaudio
@sairentoaudio 4 года назад
Dude is underrated.
@Jeffrey9In4Chains
@Jeffrey9In4Chains 6 лет назад
damn that ancient English dialogue was on point my dude!
@bensocrazy7264
@bensocrazy7264 2 месяца назад
This was his best material. It was too advanced for some of the audience. Very well put together wordplay.
@Ali-dn9tl
@Ali-dn9tl 3 года назад
LMFAOO mann wrong crowd. That was gold!
@andrewmaclean9810
@andrewmaclean9810 2 года назад
Aries Spears' accents/impressions are fucking brilliant lmaoooo
@neverfalter1017
@neverfalter1017 9 лет назад
Jesus, I use to watch this guy on Mad T.V! I didn't know he was this funny.
@TheIrregular1
@TheIrregular1 9 лет назад
lmfao wet "spicy" nectar 😂😂😂
@MAJIN_MAGIC
@MAJIN_MAGIC 4 года назад
Aries is so underrated!!!
@beareroflife
@beareroflife 5 лет назад
Hes a true Artist!
@ryan0150
@ryan0150 2 года назад
“How i long to ravish the concubines of your clavicle” LMFAO
@OmarDiego2030
@OmarDiego2030 2 года назад
This is FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@DTRider1
@DTRider1 5 лет назад
One of the best!
@Mike.Jones2
@Mike.Jones2 5 лет назад
This dude is awesome
@mr305monje5
@mr305monje5 5 лет назад
This is why i love black comedians this m.f. are the best in the world period.......
@WarzoneArea
@WarzoneArea 2 года назад
He got that dialogue on point never heard an American get it down like tha
@brianclittle1593
@brianclittle1593 3 года назад
I need him to do a Netflix special!! Please!!
@mopnem
@mopnem 5 лет назад
The dude really is talented
@gloriahodge255
@gloriahodge255 2 года назад
Love him !!!
@waynekennedy7922
@waynekennedy7922 3 года назад
Aries that was so smooth
@mercedesgalan1941
@mercedesgalan1941 5 лет назад
Love it!
@Gabriel-lm7jw
@Gabriel-lm7jw 6 лет назад
He's a genius!
@HiramAvila
@HiramAvila 7 лет назад
''i can't work under these conditions'' I died
@aaronbinns3367
@aaronbinns3367 2 года назад
It’s been 10 years and this is still funny
@genuinepenguinproductions4547
@genuinepenguinproductions4547 8 лет назад
He has awesome accents
@nuclearwinter391
@nuclearwinter391 6 лет назад
Now that‘s real talent
@marquise2246
@marquise2246 3 года назад
I watch the whole stand-up at least 3 times a year
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