+Kurt Cobain typo. Yeah if it's recorded its classified as "pornography" which has its own laws. Interesting fact, the age of consent in Germany is 14 and in Japan it's 13.
Can you imagine how uncomfortable it must be for the checkout staff, to see a grown man suddenly approach waiting to pay for his vajazzle. Brave man is Ashens, I couldn't survive the awkwardness.
I think you're meant to pick one each day and do it until you have done everything. Telling you not to do something makes you wanna do it more, that's the idea.
The image of passing a partially dissolved, spit-coated sweet back and forth between one another's mouths may be the qeasiest an Ashens video has ever made me. Including the Canned Chicken video.
A pair of lips as a Vajazzle icon? That's a bit on the nose, isn't it? Considering where they put these, why not just go whole hog. I want to see a Vajazzle shaped like an arrow. Or, like, one of those guys with the light wands who direct airplanes when they taxi onto runways.
+chibi hungary I don't think that's really a cultural thing I'm pretty sure clerks do that everywhere unless that person happens to be particularly chatty which is a rare occurrence
I was hoping we'd get a second love dice so we can get some hilarious Simpsons-esque results like "Lick Eyes" or "Whisper Into Ass". A man can dream, can't he?
SFPT Yup. Also, many times the female is simply raped. Male cat forces her into a place where she can't escape then bites the back of her neck and forces hims self onto her. This often leaves punctures and lacerations.
They're amazing. I remember I bought one and my sister and her boyfriend came around and I was in the next room and all I could hear was them moaning lol I was afraid to go into the room but when I did I just found them taking turns with the head massager lol
This makes me appreciate being alone this year. I would actually much rather watch an Ashens video than go out with any men that I know of or even don't know of.
Ashens always gets something slightly wrong, doesn't he? I never would use those Vajazzle kits from Poundland (who would?!) but they did say immerse the area in hot soapy water before peeling away. He didn't seem to have done that...
+HerHollyness His significant other will be quite disappointed that he did not follow the proper procedure for applying his Vajazzle. Therefore Ashens will only be cuddled this Valentine's day.
Heard those heart suggestion boxes were recalled do to a printing error. They mixed up the script to the Saw series and all crazy kinds of stuff were turning up.
I have no idea what ashen's social/romantic scene is, but I would imagine his relationships don't last long when he invites people over and they see dollar store genitalia stickers lying around.
when you mentioned vajazzle i went "OHHH" (cause i immediately thought of vagina) then i went "ohhhhh" (because i realized it probably wasnt about vaginas) and then OHHH again (because you said it DID have to do with vaginas)
pretty sure it's a space butterfly, space butterfly, watching the world take to the sky, everything perfect, made by design, a kaleidoscope built by your mind, built by the mind of one known soldier, hoping to find, hoping to find an army, an army of space butterflies.
