Ashens Valentines Special 2020 

Stuarts Neighbours: "What's that sound?" Stuart (muffled through the wall next door): "DO YOU SEE!? DO YOU SEE!? DO YOU SEE!?"

They thought "Bumble Bae" was clever, not realizing they really had created a "Bae Bee." DO YOU SEE

*'British man has mental breakdown on brown couch' -- 2020, Colorized*

"I completely lost my voice but I think we just made it" 9 minutes later... "DO YOU SEE?!? DO YOU SEE?!? DO YOU SEEEEE?!?"

Lobster is a reference to 'friends' when Joey reveals his true form in the finale and launches a crustacean based assault on America.

The kickstarter for ashens' therapy starts here.

do you see?! Do You See?! DO YOU SEE?! D O Y O U S E E ! ? ! !

guess we need a new series of Ashens explaining sexual innuendos then screaming "DO YOU SEE?"

The screaming "DO YOU SEE" was a lot funnier to me than it should have been

* pulls love token "You Win The Argument"*, *recieves copy of the album "The Argument" by American post-hardcore band Fugazi *

"Do You See" he shouted, after speaking of his illness.

I love how his tone of voice changes from sarcastic to murderous and angry in 2 seconds.

You’re my lobster is a friends reference “see he’s her lobster” - Friends Phoebe. - Also did you know Poundland we’re selling Valentines Day underwear....

The font and color of the perfume made me misread it as "King in Yellow" 'Smell like the embodied herald of existential dread'.... DO YOU SEE?!

You know what? Ashens yelling as if he is actually angry is one of the most distressing things in the world.

I'm going to set that first barrage of "DO YOU SEE?!" as my door-bell.

This only Valintines day celebration I actually look forward too

"Do you see!? Do you SEE!? DO YOU SEE!?" Easily the sound of a new Dr. Who villain.

According to the television show friends, lobsters mate for life. "You're her lobster" is a quote from that show.

"Have a picnic by a river" - appropriate, given that some folks have the river running through their lounge at the moment.

Well now this is slightly awkward for me since I got the misses the "I hate valentines day but I love you" card since I thought it was amusing and now it appears in the Ashens Valentines tat video.

8:55 a year and a half later, Stuart being uncontrollably mad is still extremely scary

“Your my lobster” is a reference to friends, Phoebe said “see he’s her lobster” about Ross and Rachel a reference to lobsters mating for life.

"Don't attack the bumble bae." -Ashens, 2020

If you look at the reflective packaging in "king in a million" you may see a spooky demon.

Valentine's Day Nobody: Ashens: "DO YOU SEE" (Screams in Dalek)

I feel like Stuart is going insane with these bad jokes.

"You're my lobster" is a reference to the dominance hierarchy exhibited in lobsters since the very early days of their existence as a species. See, multiple factors contribute to an individual crustacean's success as king of the hierarchy, including physical size and aggressiveness. When one lobster challenges another, they'll begin almost a ritualistic battle of sorts, where they repeatedly aggress at each other until at some point, a claw latches on. If the weaker lobster refuses to bow out, he'll be met with severe consequences. It's not uncommon to see lobsters with torn limbs or eyeballs, or a cracked carapace. If the battle continues, the weaker opponent will be torn limb from limb and slowly killed. The oldest, most aggressive lobsters typically have plenty of battle scars, which more likely than not serve to weaken them over time in order to open a spot for a new ruler. So basically, the toy is saying "I want to dominate you".

"Do not exist in a box" sounds like a dumb way of referencing Schrödinger's cat.

"There are no advertisment breaks This is the internet" Ashens, 2010

After doing some research "you're my lobster" seems to come from the old US show Friends.

Ashens shouts like a crazy man..... His Neighbours “Ah it must be random tat video time again”

i really want a photoalbum with the headshots of people who'd unironically gift their significant other a poundland gift basket

I just wanna say I

"You're my lobster" is a reference to the series 'Friends' apparently Lobsters mate for life, and at one point Phoebe shouts "he's her lobster" about Ross & Rachel

DO YOU SEE? THE GREAT RED DRAGON AND THE WOMAN CLOTHED WITH THE SUN DO YOU SEEE?!!!

When I saw BAE on the bee I instantly thought British Aerospace! Ah the aerospace industry does funny things to your mind!

"shred" isn't actually what's included, it's a suggestion for disposal.

Do you see? Do you see?! DO YOU SEE?!

Can we get "Do you see!" on a T-shirt please.

jesus christ you really scared me with that SCREAMING "DO YOU SEE!"

"It's a hundred percent polyester, as with everything beautiful in life." - Stuart Ashen 2020

'You're my lobster' refers to a thing from Friends. Phoebe says that Rachel is Ross' 'lobster', because lobsters hold hands and mate for life. It's actually quite sweet! If the storyline of Ross and Rachel wasn't filled with lies, cheating and manipulation...

Your my lobster is a phrase from the tv show friends

"It looks like a minion. Or a yellow poo." So - a minion.

"Go star gazing" "Look! It's Simon Pegg, and he's slowly going mad reviewing tat on a sofa!"

I just started the video and I'm already disappointed that the bee isn't called the fucking "bae Bee".

Blind people: Ashens: DO YOU SEE, DO YOU SEE, DO YOU SEE, DO YOU SEE,

I hope “Do you see!?” Becomes a reoccurring bit

British-English (French) to American-English translation: Aubergine = Eggplant Courgette = Zucchini And now you know... ...completely useless information!

"BAE" always used to mean British Aerospace. Best check the bee thing isn't a prototype drone.

Looking back at this starting to think Ashens had COVID

But the real question is... *DO YOU SEE?!?!?!?!?!?*

No one: The visually impaired: Ashens: do you see?! Do you see?! dO yOu sEe?! DO YOU SEE?!!!

The lobster is a reference to Friends, to be exact it refers to "The One with the Prom Video." episode in which Phoebe share her belief that lobsters mate for life and later Ross exclaim "You are my lobster!" to Rachel...

"I had a bad cold" >Feb 2020 Oh... Oh Ashens...

After the wooden frog fiasco, I really thought he believed it was an OXOX sign.

Me at my eye exam Eye doctor: DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE?

I thought it said "Touch my lobster".

I got my wife one a similar lobster like that from Sainsbury's last year because we both thought it was very cute. Apparently it's some sort of reference to the sitcom 'Friends' which we both hate! But who cares, the lobster was cute.

"You're my lobster" is a Friends reference. ya know. The TV show.

“Do you see?“ Dumbledore asked calmly.

I'VE WAITED AN ENTIRE YEAR FOR THIS

"Do you see, DO YOU SEE, dO yOu sEE!?" I like to think these shouts have nothing to do with Valentine's day frustrations, he regularly shouts like that during EVERY review, and for whatever reason he just forgot to edit it out of this video. Edit: 14:42 That seems like something you'd see in a sarcastic "An attempt was made" meme

I think "DO YOU SEE" needs to become a meme.

YES STUART I SEE. PLEASE STOP YELLING

1:59 There's an error there, it's missing a few words. It's actually meant to say "You're fond of my lobster, aren't ye?" in reference to the film The Lighthouse

Hearing ashens pronounce "bumblebae" in a British accent is something I never knew I needed.

you're my lobster comes from friends. I knew a girl who had matching lobsters tattooed with her boyfriend! urgh!

Lobsters mate for life. It might also be a reference to FRIENDS

I'm American and I never heard of Aubergine... We usually call those eggplants.

"That was a joke because animes have a lot of episodes." Most don't, really. It's just the really really popular and well-known series that are drawn out way too long that do. "That sounds like an anime as well, actually!" The newest sequel to Tiger & Bunny: _Cat & Potato!_ 11:08 Barry?! Circa 8 or so years ago?!

February 14th, 2020 - Stuart finally succumbs to tat-induced insanity.

We joke about Poundland but when I went to the UK and saw all the cool shit you can buy for a pound that costs twice and thrice more in Europe I was like "damn, I wouldn't mind one of those stores near my house."

"Bae" is just "babe" without the "b" I can't tell if he really thought it was Korean

Bae is Danish and it means "shit." Only a few anime series have a crapton of episodes. Most days they get 12 - 13 episodes, sometimes 26, not to mention OVAs.

DO YOU SEE????!!!!!!

"DO YOU SEE?" is my new notification sound

"Board games night" So a romantic night of "Diplomacy" then, favourite game of Henry Kissinger? How about "World in Flames", the WW2 game that lasts several days? Or "Textile Merchant, Norfolk Edition"?

DO YOU SEE?!?! “Horribly crushed in the bath” bahaha Hahahahaha thanks for the laugh 😂

*it’s valentine’s day and i’m sitting here eating pineapple*

That first one missed a huge opportunity: "Bae-Bee".

The ox joke was way funnier than it had any right to be.

Turn that XOXO on its side and you’ve got a totem of skull and crossbones. So many uses!

You're my Lobster is a reference to the show Friends.

Seeing Ashens get so angry was stressful. Thankfully, crunchyroll has the crossover episode of Cat and Potato and King in Million to chill out to.

The bae brand suppository, the ”I want to eat your insides with butter” lobster, and Enron's 2nd largest export. What a VD we've had together.

Thank you ashens. You saved me from my hangover because I see you're in more pain than I ever will be.

Time to escape my indescribable loneliness with tat!

These specials always help with the annoyance of being born on Valentine's Day.

I really thought bae was a made up Internet slang

“Local Norwich man slowly transforms into Francis Dolarhyde in front of a brown couch”- circa 2020, colourised (Sharticle).

He sounds like he is finally going insane

All this explaining of sex jokes is turning Ashens into a Dalek

Valentine's Day is kryptonite to Ashens' dead, cynical heart.

The whole Lobster thing is from Friends. When Phoebe says “you’re my lobster”

"The world is your lobster, Terrence" - Arthur Daley, 'Minder'.

I loved the explaining of the joke on the skeleton mug.

Ashens has been my valentine since 2012

ahh to be ashens neighbor while hes screaming "DO YOU SEE!!!" at poundland shite