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Ask A Dalek - Languages 

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Derek the Dalek takes time out from conquering the universe to answer your questions.
In this episode, Derek reveals how many languages the Daleks speak. Poorly.
Send your questions to askadalek@gmail.com or tweet @DalekUnitZX4927. #AskADalek

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@connormaloney2180
@connormaloney2180 4 года назад
I've now been called an inferior human in 7 different languages and commanded to subscribe to a RU-vid channel by a Dalek.
@AnnabellaRedwood
@AnnabellaRedwood 4 года назад
Obey! Obey!!!! OBEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
@AwkwardHypernerd413
@AwkwardHypernerd413 9 лет назад
Wow, even Klingon! Amazing! I was wondering if dalek still knew Klingon.
@jamieolberding7731
@jamieolberding7731 4 года назад
bringoutthelegos 4 years ago Speaking Klingon is awesome.
@ekij133
@ekij133 2 года назад
I was more impressed with Esperanto. There are more Klingon speakers than Esperanto speakers!
@Axolotroll
@Axolotroll 9 лет назад
Yaaaaay Derek is back! :D "Our prononciation is perfect!"? Well, I'm french and... 😂😂😂😂😂
@enderbrine2.054
@enderbrine2.054 7 лет назад
Le Dalek a juste un accent anglais XD
@cramerfloro5936
@cramerfloro5936 6 лет назад
Axolotroll : Redstone & Commands Blocks Well, I'm german and...T_T
@halopro8958
@halopro8958 5 лет назад
Axolotroll : Redstone & Commands Blocks Do you really want to try and correct Derek? He's a Dalek and they can be a bit... hostile when dealing with inferior lifeforms such as humans, especially when corrected.
@ethanray2021
@ethanray2021 9 лет назад
Dear Derek, What will happen once you exterminate everything? You won't have anything to do except sit there doing nothing. I have been pondering this question for far too long. Please reply, Ethan
@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828
@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 4 года назад
Email it
@markritchie584
@markritchie584 3 года назад
I've been asking the same thing for years and I think I know what will happen when that time comes. Dalek 1 "The Daleks have exterminated all lifeforms in existence. The Daleks are supreme. The Daleks are the masters of the universe." Dalek 2 "What do we do now?" Very loooong silence... Dalek 1 "Bugger. We did not think that through."
@NiennaFan1
@NiennaFan1 5 месяцев назад
@@markritchie584then they revive life forms so they have something to exterminate, good guys after all ❤
@UltimateThanos
@UltimateThanos 9 лет назад
I want a war between the Dalek and Klingon Empires!!!
@danielblair4413
@danielblair4413 4 года назад
The Daleks wouldn't stand a chance against the Klingon empire. All you have to do to defeat a Dalek is to knock them over because they won't be able to get back up. I saw one almost tip over on a video of a sci-fi covention once and if a human didn't prevent such a thing from happening it would've fell over.
@jamieolberding7731
@jamieolberding7731 4 года назад
@@danielblair4413 Don't forget. Both the Klingons and also the Daleks have very powerful ships too.
@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828
@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 4 года назад
@@danielblair4413 what about the exterminator ray
@reversethepolarityoftheneu773
@reversethepolarityoftheneu773 3 года назад
@@danielblair4413 all you have to do to defeat a klingon is fire lasers A favour which cannot be returned effectively
@reversethepolarityoftheneu773
@reversethepolarityoftheneu773 3 года назад
Also daleks have planet devastating bacteriological weapons
@looe9195
@looe9195 8 лет назад
When the dalek was talking in Czech, I heard the word "horse shit" lol The Chinese version made me laugh. The last one was good too. I heard "dalek neck" at the end of that one.
@narwhalblast
@narwhalblast 5 лет назад
I'm Chinese and I have no idea what he was talking about lol, not a single word expect "Dalek"😂
@craigcampbell5590
@craigcampbell5590 6 лет назад
A Dalek speaking Klingon! My geekometer just exploded!!!!!
@gordonbennett835
@gordonbennett835 26 дней назад
Vote Dalek for a brighter shorter but happier future .All hail the Daleks
@tombstonedweller6973
@tombstonedweller6973 6 лет назад
I absolutely loved Derek's french pronontiation
@rhysdavies4615
@rhysdavies4615 Месяц назад
Why did I just KNOW, in my gut, that I was about to hear a Dalek speak Klingon? :D
@annaliz1981
@annaliz1981 7 лет назад
Klingon! ha, ha
@RoryMarverous
@RoryMarverous 9 лет назад
Of course you are perfect! Hah..sure... (great, I didn't laught like that for days. thanks) :)
@britanimations2002
@britanimations2002 9 лет назад
Damn, I thought it was one of my questions then lol
@dalekfilesdaleksec4330
@dalekfilesdaleksec4330 9 лет назад
what would a dalek do in its spare time,if it had a concept or spare time?
@artsyheartsy361
@artsyheartsy361 8 лет назад
XD when the dalek was demanding me tosubscribe I actually did
@ChrisKunix
@ChrisKunix 6 лет назад
The Klingon one is what made me laugh.
@nerdgeek8911
@nerdgeek8911 8 лет назад
Dear Derek, Can daleks fall in love with one another? If so, how do they express their love? By exterminating side by side? Flirting with each other? Or complimenting them on how well they can exterminate life forms?
@moist_mason
@moist_mason 8 лет назад
Rory? RORY??!?!?!? LOL
@thearchivesoftime8466
@thearchivesoftime8466 4 года назад
Wow you know a lot of languages lol
@glitchthegothbot970
@glitchthegothbot970 8 лет назад
roflmao 😀 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I like the klingon that was awesome! oh I'm glad that u used a really geeky language lol
@slik_
@slik_ 5 лет назад
That German got me
@the_nerd5976
@the_nerd5976 9 лет назад
hey I understood that last translation
@thefoxeskyle4825
@thefoxeskyle4825 8 лет назад
You go
@TheEldritchGoth
@TheEldritchGoth 8 лет назад
Dear Derek I am a long time fan of the show and I wish to know what the "Eternal" tellatuby Dalek is used for. -Hate, Ravenlover 133
@hauntinggoingonwithangelamylif
Hay Derek 😚
@woahhnohoway
@woahhnohoway 8 лет назад
matt u should do ask a weeping angel /look at it and piss on it
@internetbrowser2023
@internetbrowser2023 8 лет назад
Klingon awesome, can you do Vulcan, Narn or Sanghilie
@jagarcia0705
@jagarcia0705 9 лет назад
Dear Derek, have you read Spider Man's One More Day? Derek: I have read One More Day & the inferior life forms who made it need to be *EXTERMINATED*!!
@michelefornovotapia2600
@michelefornovotapia2600 8 лет назад
Hey, you missed the Spanish, the Japanese, Afrikaans, Latin, Romanian, Italian, Portuguese, Korean, Bulgarian, Ukranian, Russian, Armenic, Dutch, Croatian, Bosnian, Polish, Belarusian, Hungarian, Irish, Indonesian, Serbian, Swedish, Danish, Icelandic, Macedonian, Malagasy, Estonian, Finnish, Catalan, Mongolian, Persian, Lithuanian, Norwegian, Turkish, Vietnamese, Elfish, Mordor language, Urdu, Somali, Welsh, Greek, Slovenian, Slovak, Swahili, Arabic, Albanian, to mention some, you arent a Dalek, you are an impostor (XD).
@AwkwardHypernerd413
@AwkwardHypernerd413 8 лет назад
I'm pretty sure the Derek wanted to cut down on time
@pokemonmasterlunala6534
@pokemonmasterlunala6534 7 лет назад
You no that Derek is just a toy moddell
@bananaman432
@bananaman432 4 года назад
Don't forget judoon
@joannaxiong2056
@joannaxiong2056 5 лет назад
I am Chinese, but I don‘t understand a single Chinese world from this Dalek
@emp420
@emp420 3 года назад
... dr who the chase ... ... steven (peter purves) mechanoids "english input" ... ... oxford concise english dictionary includes a smattering of french + german "deutsch" words + phrases as "english language" ...
@hungrycatproductions1393
@hungrycatproductions1393 9 лет назад
Hey Derek, how do daleks build spaceships without hands?
@grahamturner1290
@grahamturner1290 Месяц назад
🐙
@sirenia755
@sirenia755 7 лет назад
3:18 no, what do you call a dalek without a weapon, answer helpless, tee hee.
@turtle4643
@turtle4643 8 лет назад
haha I´m German and I understd the english bertter than german :D
@paradoxmacaw
@paradoxmacaw 7 лет назад
dear derek how many ships sank
@orielsibonga4926
@orielsibonga4926 8 лет назад
Why do you fight with the Cybermen?
@jordanburgstra7625
@jordanburgstra7625 7 лет назад
dear derek wat is jou favoriete tv serie
@shiroprancer5798
@shiroprancer5798 9 лет назад
Also, my question is: Why haven't the Daleks made things to counter everything possible?
@foremolegurpaw5085
@foremolegurpaw5085 8 лет назад
2:06, lol
@JohnBarrowmanFanzone
@JohnBarrowmanFanzone 9 лет назад
Can daleks drink tea or coffee
@YodaOnDMT
@YodaOnDMT 9 лет назад
Yes but can a Dalek do regional accents? Is there a northern Dalek or a West Country Dalek?
@1d10tcannotmakeusername
@1d10tcannotmakeusername 5 лет назад
What about an Alabaman accent? Sorry if my comment shows up a billion times, youtube's on the blink.
@1d10tcannotmakeusername
@1d10tcannotmakeusername 5 лет назад
What about an Alabaman accent? Sorry if my comment shows up a billion times, youtube's on the blink.
@1d10tcannotmakeusername
@1d10tcannotmakeusername 5 лет назад
What about an Alabaman accent? Sorry if my comment shows up a billion times, youtube's on the blink.
@OnASeasideMission
@OnASeasideMission Месяц назад
There were once Welsh daleks. No, seriously.
@jake26gamer98
@jake26gamer98 8 лет назад
hey derek why have not see davros here jake
@sirenia755
@sirenia755 7 лет назад
2:11 I was just thinking those are earth languages, bet you daleks don't know Klingon, this dalek must read minds as well, lol scary
@zacimusprime4865
@zacimusprime4865 6 лет назад
Lol 😂
@starsiegeplayer
@starsiegeplayer 7 лет назад
Klingon :) :) Are the Daleks superior warriors compared to Klingon?
@mayo4660
@mayo4660 3 года назад
Dear Dalek, your German you shold improve, and pls don1t kill us
@MommaWolf1967
@MommaWolf1967 6 лет назад
Can Daleks speak yisidh or hebrew
@imbadateverything8095
@imbadateverything8095 3 года назад
100th person who commented!
@mustech5244
@mustech5244 9 лет назад
Dear Derek, What happens when the Dalek race is the last race in the universe?
@alexvargas8794
@alexvargas8794 8 лет назад
deer Derek have you invaded mexico?......if you did!!...........PLEASE don't exterminate mE!!!! that's my hometown...to prove it i"l talk........Hola me gusta.........see!!!!!!!!!
@george4799
@george4799 8 лет назад
What Did You Think Of The War Between Daleks And Cybermen. P.S Daleks Would've Won
@Rodecpt0
@Rodecpt0 8 лет назад
Your Chinese is not bad for an alien life form. Although you might consider attending a few more classes of Chinese school. Also, you'd be surprised at the inferior earth technology and what it can do.
@therandomsoldier5387
@therandomsoldier5387 9 лет назад
Of course daleks speak in all languages, but I feel that derek has many faults with his other languages.
@Crockett-the-Bohemian
@Crockett-the-Bohemian 6 лет назад
Im czech
@therandomsoldier5387
@therandomsoldier5387 9 лет назад
Dear Derek, How are you enjoying life on earth also are you gonna ever kill the doctor? Sincerely Dalek #3507/Pathos
@joannaxiong2056
@joannaxiong2056 5 лет назад
The Chinese one should be:你们好,蝼蚁般的人类,欢迎来到最新一集的问问Dalek(Put this in to google translate) But for god seek, this is sound like a damn racist Dalek!
@alexthemtaandr211weatherfa2
@alexthemtaandr211weatherfa2 5 лет назад
What’s exterminate in Spanish.
@davidtucreador4533
@davidtucreador4533 7 лет назад
Y el español que ?
@ZaccOfficial
@ZaccOfficial 8 лет назад
the chinese is kinda random I know Chinese
@Edward-it9cr
@Edward-it9cr 8 лет назад
I know Chinese as well I think he just read the pinyin in the English way
@foxxojones4757
@foxxojones4757 7 лет назад
You didn't say if we would be exterminated if we didn't sub, so... eh.
@riddlie787
@riddlie787 7 лет назад
I am czech, and that czech was bad
@marcusbowman5666
@marcusbowman5666 9 лет назад
Dear Derek, Here on Earth the United States is the most superior and most powerful country in the world according to my Freshman History Teacher. How can you confess with that? Alpha Bewilderbeast
@thwartificer
@thwartificer 7 лет назад
Daleks cannot speak Russian!AHAHAHAHA!
@7writer285
@7writer285 7 лет назад
Dalek caan I like your English language but I will not observe because I have decided that dalek Derek is planning to get stupid.
@shiroprancer5798
@shiroprancer5798 9 лет назад
First :D
@FinlayT-C
@FinlayT-C 3 года назад
No it is not. You did not do spanish, dutch russian ect.
@xXThunderchu1700Xx
@xXThunderchu1700Xx 9 лет назад
Dislike = Immediate Extermination
@nils6128
@nils6128 6 лет назад
Dear Dalek, you German translation ist very bad D: you need an update :D
@alexthemtaandr211weatherfa2
@alexthemtaandr211weatherfa2 5 лет назад
Dalek only speak dalekanise.
@dalekfilesdaleksec4330
@dalekfilesdaleksec4330 9 лет назад
l
@andrea.pernicova
@andrea.pernicova 8 лет назад
lol, ta čeština snad ani nebyla čeština.
@jeff-geoguessrcz
@jeff-geoguessrcz 6 лет назад
Roman Pernica Lebeda že jo :D
@lewis-scutiproductions4577
@lewis-scutiproductions4577 7 лет назад
You have a very bad french accent mon ami (my English accent is bad too )
@mbarlow625
@mbarlow625 5 лет назад
Why are you made of plastic you can be melted down
@user-ml9tp7lg6r
@user-ml9tp7lg6r 6 лет назад
Dear dalek. I'm a Chinese why you Chinese is so bad ? you sincerely quan yuan hao
@lordcthulhu919
@lordcthulhu919 9 лет назад
Your german prononciaton is poor at best. My mother tongue is german and the only thing I understanded was "Herzlich willkommen". That proves that the Daleks are inferior in speaking german to a native speaker
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