@@ElusiveTy the thing is I looked up on RU-vid what a ripe mango looked like and I got the mango that looked the most ripe. Ate it and it tasted like the smell of gasoline.
@@Beainkle oh hell no. Mangoes are top notch. They smell soo good (def not gasoline smell) n the ripe ones taste soo good too. Maybe u got a bad one or maybe ur just white jk lol😂
I'd like to think she's immortal and has been serving/befriending the same family for generations, either due to a contract or simple love and attachment.
i was like “omg we’re getting so much valley girl content, didn’t she *just* upload one of these???” - turns out the last one was two months ago, and time is an illusion
first encounter with valley girl asmr: "nah i lived in california for years i can't stand this accent anymore" now: "I CANNOT FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT GOODNIGHT MOON'S CELEBRITY PERSONAL ASSISTANT"
Ok but seriously, how do we even kill cactuses? I tried everything for mine, searched for right soil, when to water, sunlight, even talk to them... Vibe with me and the aesthetic I’m trying to achieve for the love of god 😔✊
My friend and I literally watched that earlier and I freaked when I heard her say that lol Edit: when I say watched I mean overanalyzing "I don't dance" multiple times
Highlights: If you’re feeling a little crazy maybe two millimeter-no, okay, sure. Sorry Zac literally just broke both my legs, so embarrassing, I’m sure you’ll find a girl with two intact tibias. Even if there’s full on skeletons on the ground, carpet will cover it, carpet will cover it. KENDAL JENNER CAN EAT SHI- If you played roller derby, your name would be killbo baggins You ran over f o u r. Mailboxes 1. 2. 3. 4 You ran over two fire hydrants That’s. 1. 2. Fire hydrants And one lemonade stand 1. You could take on a dragon in a fight, if it was like bwargghhh. You could just blow back the fire breath with your air breath However many bagels you wanna eat in a day, triple that, there’s still no limit. Krunk would love you babe. She looks so super duper cute, fuck my flowers. She didn’t kill me I just give up It’s okay that your internal compass is like all fucked up I think you could text me the entire communist manifesto in three minutes If you were a mermaid and an uncopyrighted seawitch wanted to take your best quality. She would take your hair.
My fave quotes so far during this Celebrity Personal assistant series: 1.If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would be Legolas. 2. Knowing how to spell necessary is totally unnecessary. 3. You have the most beautiful hair besides me. Oh, and the lemonade stand. Never forget the lemonade stand.
her: [going through all my male celebrity suitors] me: wow this is distinctly less gay than usual her: i t s o k t h a t y o u c a n t d r i v e me: THERE it is
My absolute favorite series ever. I am not exaggerating when I say that these videos are my go tos when others just aren’t cutting it. The accent is so tingly, and the story is always entertaining but not too exciting that I can’t relax. These videos would go down in the asmr hall of fame if that existed.
"So as one does when they spot a rival in beauty, they immediately surrender to death" is a timeless classic goof, and you're all sleeping on it, and it's killing me as surely as if I spotted a rival in beauty.
I love to imagine the celebrity she's talking to is a sweetheart who just jokes around a lot with her and she takes it so seriously, like with the catacombs thing. Someone does something wrong and the celeb is like, "Ah! That's okay..." And her assistant is just violently twitching and foaming at the mouth.
I loooove the scratchy notepad love updates! So tingly Imagine a personal assistant roleplay where we hear all about our potential celebrity suitors (babes of all genders); run through their excessive compliments they’ve told our assistant to tell us, see all the weird presents they’ve sent to win our affection, AND hear about their date ideas - only for us to decide that they’re all trash, and choose to stay at home and hang with our super cool assistant instead 🌹🌹🌹🌹
Jairo Quintana i mean if they're like me it might be anxeity. I've tried several times and i just- forget everything. But i live in norway where the written test is INFAMOUS for being extremely difficult so like it's different for everyone
“hey babe, super uncool that they arrested you! ugh :( law enforcement is SO out these days, they’re lucky to even be in your presence. Well I bailed you out, ~obviously~ and don’t worry, we still have an hour until your Vogue shoot. Here’s your coconut water babe! Drink up, this place is dehydrating your soul.”
Cracking up that she’s even bringing Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson into the conversation at all as if the person she’s talking to wouldn’t be totally in love with her already. I mean - the companionship, the HISTORY here. 🤦♀️ We love an oblivious queen.
I know! I have watched videos of this character more than any other asmr video/character. It brings me so much joy and peace. I find myself smiling throughout them.
9:24 - okay so weird story: I gave up my driver's license about a year ago because driving gave me waaaaay too much anxiety, to the point that I'd have panic attacks just thinking about it. So this affirmation not only caught me off guard but it was actually really helpful to hear x'D
I'm very opposite. It might be weird, but I sometimes get ASMR from funny kinda ones like this. I think it helps activate the serotonin in your brain or something. 😋
✨ FAVORITE AFFIRMATIONS✨ 9:15 “Kendall Jenner can eat Sh*t” 10:11 “You’re too sexy for driving” 10:37 “You’d be a Mango just because they’re my favorite” 11:31 “...all one hundred, just like that” 13:09 “Kronk would love you babe!” 14:11 “she didn’t kill me, I just give up” 14:53 “It’s ok, we’ll just have to put a little bell on you, like a cat ~~HONORABLE MENTIONS~~ 9:10 “the strawberry midi dress looks better on you than anybody else 17:37 “you’re dog knows how much you love her”
I never knew it was this possible to be so mellowed out and relaxed watching something so gut-bustingly hilarious. When she imitates a dragon and then smiles after saying "air breath..." That's funnier than any show I've seen.
Plot twist: you’re an assistant who thinks they’re a celebrity and your assistant is the real celebrity who goes along with it because she loves you that much
Is it just me, or does the Valley Girl series seem like a natural progression? First vid was a makeup artist/stylist, then you got famous, and now she’s your personal assistant.
