asmr for intelectualls 

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Haha. Sneaky shameless self advertising short living crack.

@George That is a joke only intelectualls will get.(sorry for sounding rude)

AsheaMaster101 i see you understand the correct spelling of intelectuall

If Ephemeral Rift says it, its true. (this is satire in case anyone cant tell.)

ObviouslyASMR this is the best comment I’ve ever seen(obviously)

What is this? A crossover episode?

ObviouslyASMR just shut the fuck up

I’m wearing pjs so I’m surprised too

I would have assumed that my hyperactivity and constant twitching would tip them off, but apparently crack-heads can be intellectuals as well.

Are you insulting Forrests IQ? IQ is not only academic, it includes musical and emphatial for example, and Forrest has a very high Emphatic IQ Also ik it was a joke

@@Aalju Jennaaaay.

@@Aalju he didn't clarify the size of the jump in IQ he experienced going from Forest gump to Einstein, so he did not insult anybody. Please do not but words into others mouths. And yes I know this is a joke on a joke that was made based of a joke so this comment is not to be taken seriously.

Forrest*

Doodooo Da did you read the end of his comment sport? You make me sick to the dick

And the shower you thought of that in is an artificial waterfall

lmao

❤️

Oh so you’re reading the dictionary? Name every word that starts with a-g.

I had a shit ton of math homework to do today so instead of reading during English language arts I did my math homework. I feel like a rebel

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Funsyze think about this. If you read the whole dictionary, you’ve technically read every book in English literature out of order.

@@Sam-zo2hoHe just said what you said but in a more understandable way to those less intelligent.

Funsyze *MIND BLOWN*

sayge blackmon indeed my good sir

I don’t consider this all that fascinating because most dictionaries don’t even consist of every word. Especially the slang words, they don’t consist of any of those if you have an official dictionary, and not some special kind of dictionary that has every word, actual words and slang. Which those aren’t very likely to actually exist anyway. So I can’t help but feel disappointed by the concept of this joke

I found that the subtitles were in fact, not in Sangheili or Dovahzul.

Same with shanqilla/ongota

Jonathan Lumbreras they’re languages spoken in Halo and Skyrim.

I learned to speak in heiroglyphs

@@xxengineermain6.9youtube82 I'm sure you did

That is just wrong 😂

Is this truly correct? As bones are also matter

@@Uranium----...---23592 Boneless bones

Redacted Souls Boneless boneless bones

Diarrhea is just butt snot

Ah Yes my good sir, I do have to agree to this very truthful statement of yours. Very good sir👏

yuky

You may prefer the thesaurus but my favorite book that amuses me has to be the encyclopedia. A great read for people of mine and your caliber. You can borrow my sometime if you want.

Y’all heard of the Necronomicon?

I find the Torah to be great read

Portal 2

Quite

Kwite*

Floorseption

"All doors have the ability to be opened" --me

I don’t know about that, but holy crap it’s good to see your name pop up here. Hope all’s well!

Wow. 1 whole year ago. I feel like no time has passed. (Sidenote: ER didn't even like his own reply!)

We all agreed

Thanks

@@hamsnadwich6767 wow one whole extra year ;-;

This is big brain time

When the algorithm itself tells you you’re smart

Nice subscriptions you got there

@@immxturelol bro I didn’t know windows had a yt until I read your reply and checked

@@Mr_Dravus i didnt either

Bella per mortebianca, ero sicuro che ti avrei trovato qui

666 liked

Them: an intellectual

Dog filter. PH 14

Me: an entilectooall lol

It's all in the "l"

Furry: an intellectual

*Latin

Both

@@apoluke72 i think we'll first need English subtitles, and only then someone crazy could translate from English to Latin and Ancient Greek. (Sorry for bad English)

Latin actually

NoobGamer 25 perfect English 👌 no errors

Pardon me for a brief moment as I remove my sleek spectacles

hvaså din bysse Uek was that suit ahah ur alcohol 🍺 I eaten eso even a little too young for my dongle national day

ModdrrRusky 2 alrighty

Marius Pedersen Yes

Mmmm, yes. My functional optical accessories.

That’s still a fan theory.

Dude that part made me cry

If you think that's a spoiler, wait until you get to Zyzzyva.

Wait. You can’t be serious!!! That’s.... impossible!

Z o n e

I saw a Charlie Brown cartoon the other day that had old Chuck reading War and Peace....big book for a kid his age.

@@Kuronosa They did read way above their level, now that I think about it.

DONT SPOIL IT!!

Im on V peasent

T gang

I’m only on m, don’t spoil it

CoolDJS Masquerade

He is speaking the language of gods.

@@massineben7198 hmmmmmm, the shoe here is made if shoe.

You wouldn't get it, pleb.

shoe you mean THE 2ND LAYER THAT KEEPS YOUR TOE HOLDER PROTECTED

So I just saw this comment and I haven’t stopped laughing at it 😂

299 iq feelsbadman

255,278,457 IQ here. I am *_s u p e r i o r_*

The imbecile has deleted his comment

Your IQ is probably closer to 60 because you believe whatever the internet tells you

The Spooterman woooosh

Indeed?

Darkkmane ref here Nice to see

Have you heard of the rough ER and the nucleus

Gee... I thought for the past 10 years dark matter was the powerhouse of our cells. Maybe it's just because my environment here in Topeka, Kansas is overpopulated with devolving manipulative trolls. Help spread the ER in my zip code. Evolve all trolls into a state of being that resembles humanity, and rid their teeny weeny souls of the dog feces. Thank you ER for giving me peace during the dark night of my soul.

intelectuall*

You forgot the fact that you are standing on the edge of a building,

Waffles I have iq very big number so you don’t tell me what to do

Don’t forget to turn on controller vibrations.

So... Are you drinking coffee upside down? Or are you drinking coffee while the cup is upside down somehow?

Ah yes...reverse psychology

@Kaleb Robinson truly an intellectual

Debatable

Not for long

Indeed

There are even more (Jeff Mangum voice) aeroplanes over the sea

@@CrazyGamer-eg9jt i don't think so

Bro how could you spoil it

@@rumineedstosleep9426 ...zipper, zucchini, zebra, zoologist, zest, zodiac, zealous, zombie, zoom, and Zealand...

I mean, THAT'S A REAL SPOILER

And dictionary

Ammon Janey no

@@user-re7po 3:22 yes

Yes

1:13

Please tell me what your profile picture is from. Why does everyone have it

intelectuall***

Onely entilectuawls wood yous it

@@luanpaixao4684 fr fr

Ungeziefer 88 Check the channel Maximmillian Mus, it’s a brilliant troll

LMFAO

Jason Li underrated comment

Ho ho ho, thy puns have no equal! So amusing indeed, you ingenious entity of intelligence!

Rick and rick and rick and rick and rick and rick and rick

Your not an intellectual Your a British

Ryan Hinkson dead by the 10 minute mark

ya hav3 some drinks

You want our dead or what

*Mission Completed*

Say the word intellectual every time someone says “take a shot every time ER says the word “intellectual.””.

Pickle Rift!

He was caught "gerkin” off.

I think you mean B I G B R A I N S

This is big brain time

*Fascinating*

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Stupidn’t

Love your vids man!

Lucky for you he’s reading the dictionary. O diccionario, si tu eres uno español hablas.

Al Capone fue español muy malo pero, ‘ta bien

Namia xox hold down the “n” button on your phone or press the “~” and “n” button on the computer at the same time.

That is a great way to learn English. I learned a lot of my English trough videogames and the internet.

😂😂

Me neither

It means someone who doesn't fortnite dance

An intellectual is someone who enjoys reading or studying and is really smart

This is a house of learn-ed doctors.

We in the *international league of intelectualls* do not truck with Intellectuals. Those people are snobs.

Same 😂

Any Chili Heatwave Dorito guys here too?

Purple bag? What flavour is the purple bag?

Bunny Femboy sounds nice, here we only have like 3 chilli heatwave, tangy cheese and the original one.

Bunny Femboy haven’t you had it? Its my favourite by far.

Cicholas Nage

Tonald Drump

I believe you wanted to say "Richard and Mortimer" or "Rigor and Mortis"

Lini Madd.

@@justcallmelab8400 hdolf aitler

And sentence

Sometimes remixes are better than the original.

Every book you ever read is only comprised of an arrangement of 26 letters. So the dictionary is just a spinoff of the alphabet

The dictionary is a remix of the alphabet

You've just read every English book ever but in mixed order.

Always knew intellectuals were dirty commies.

@@bruhlaro5416 Filthy capitalist. We shall *_s t a r v e_*

red alert?

Yes, he is oozing intelligence because he got creative by using an AK-47 as a trigger to relax his comrades

Yuri dopted

Is this Obama Care? The all mighty one?

*laughs in 2020*

cherrivodka *DOOM*

Eh.

Ëē

wtf is going on with that E?

Don't boast about having 300 IQ if you haven't read the complete Captain Underpants anthology

Andrew Ramlall Does that mean I can boast about my 300 IQ then?

I have all of them but their most recent titled 'The Meltdown' guess I'm not a true intelectuall 😔

Jonjoun11 i feel called out .

Yes, I myself have read both the Captain Underpants, Super Diaper Baby, and Dog Man anthologies at least thrice. Such intriguing insights to the philosophical bedrock of society contained in those pages of knowledge. Must-reads for any self-proclaimed intelectuall.

Hah you watch Rick and Morty I read it in brail

*sneezes in brail*

@@bobbystoes55 brail subtitles that are also in japanese

Good God. I'd have a headache.

I read the entire plot of rick and morty in alphabetical order in brail then rearrange the brail back into its original position in the plot with my eyes closed.

you truly are an intellectual, mrmcreeper

I, as an intellectual, believe that thou art quite an intellectual, sir backwards flesh

Which direction is that?

All of them.

OddHal9000 downhill

FemLiterMcNutt fuck you

AGREED.

**Thomas Paine Enters The Chat**

Nickersons Theme ASMR for the proletarians

@@moddrrrusky2910 He made a Communist ASMR video before this.

@@moddrrrusky2910 You can also watch any video with Comrade Yuri.

Goodness lol

y e e h a w 🤠 🤠 🤠

H A W Y E E as we in Vegas say.

Lu Ju yee yee

Did you mean Y E E T H A W

@@K4inan how in the world did you get that from the comment above?

@@kuennyg7861 You tell him.

Polygon

Yes, grass, quite interesting

Lel! 😂

Lol, it's the little things.

**Stalin enters room**

She spelt it right tho

It was intentional I think

It is actually spelled “intelllactauls”

OR IS IT (DUN DUN DUN)

Was searching for this comment!

Matthew idk how to even spell it so i understand him here’s my attempt: intellectual woah i did it 😎😎

Yeah that was the joke

UnZkiPriimE he did it

OONKA BOOOGA

@@RobotWaffles thanks for the translation

You’re at 69 likes rn

BRO. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT. You know what they say about us intuleqtualz. We think like-mindedly.

I was searching for this comment for so long

@tHEReaLsLIMshaDy69 has requested to know your location: Do you accept?

Bubble guppies at 5, Rick and Morty at 6

This is child's play to JoJo's Bizzare Adventure fans

@@Cyrolia did some say Jojo? (Golden Wind starts playing)

Plot twist.

Step I. Get any book. Step II. Read book. Step III. Unscramble the book to get the words in alphabetical order . Step VI. Reread the book in its unscrambled form. Step V. Profit.

no no its actually Me and the Bois

I feel like it depends on the sentence

Me and the gentlemen

@@Thehalomen this one is epic....!

@@Ashe2605 original comment: 1 year ago *Replies in 2 mins*

Nice one

I love this comment

I also consider my self an intellectual, but no as much as you might, for I am slightly above average, whereas you might have the intelligence of Nobel winners, and if you do, you have every right to be condescending to the below average group, but if you were truly smart you would know that there is wisdom in humility and kindness

@@gavinhoopes3744 I don't know if you taking the piss and I'm missing the joke or if you missed the fact that my one is either way I'm confused now 😂

underrated comment.

Ok this is intellectual as fuck.

Very motivational

How?

@@thegreenguy8837 You humans are about two centuries to find that out. If I explain it, you wouldn't understand it.

Don’t care Einstein was a human male

@@kevinmckinley363 Source?

@@billwilliamson1506 Rick and Morty, of course.

Kevin McKinley Oh sorry, that was the only thing wrong with that sentence?

@@santeriairaksinen398 duh that's the joke

This is an interesting remark, roughly speaking

Donald J Trump has entered the chat

*cultural Marxism intensifies*

Im sure he's telling us to clean our rooms

😂

Papa bless

Thomas Loodts stay blessed

Amen

Ralph Wiggum I have seen you before.....

Space Age dreams, probably

@Yeet 69 lmao what??

Yes, this is big brain time

You have lost pp privilege

300 more like 3 xd change your profile, bot

@@flamingkittyumad shutup

hey oculus does your mother know you're being mean to strangers on the internet?

@@flamingkittyumad You are so cringy it's ridiculous. I'm getting vibes like you're a kid who's trying to act tough on the internet. Also are you really.mad over the oh yeah yeah meme? Guess you're a fortnite kid then...

@sayge blackmon says the kiddo who wrote an entire block of text because I said one sentence. so angry

Once you've read the dictionary, every book is a remix

if salt is added to the water, it is no longer 100% wet

I would say wet is a property of non liquid objects when introduced to liquid. The ground becomes wet when it rains. A lake does not become wet when it rains, it just increases in volume.

Yes, water is wet. Anyone who says otherwise is

@@timewellspent8137 it doesn't become wet, it was already wet

@@Gustavoenderdragon the water itself is still wet. The liquid isn't 100% water