[ASMR] Friendly Fragrance Merchant (soft whispery voice)

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"Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell."
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@jules15dady 4 года назад

"That bad odour is definitely you." me: That's... why i'm here."

@apric0t_7 4 года назад

Oyster Man *Huzzah, a man of quality*

@noahk.6639 4 года назад

Ah I see you are a man of quality as well

@ethcuine7030 4 года назад

Oh no I'm not brave enough for confrontation

@thealcatrazguy6707 4 года назад

Ah... yes, the negotiator

@violetmcfuckinlacksh2o123 4 года назад

I thought showering before putting on a perfume was common knowledge.

@TheSneakyBagel 4 года назад

“What’s your name? Ok. Alright. I don’t like that name. But... that’s great. I’m still not telling you mine.” Fucking gold.

@ItsTheCheese 3 года назад

Yes

@yurmomgay1462 3 года назад

Yes?

@ItsTheCheese 3 года назад

@@yurmomgay1462 yes.

@shockwave2008 2 года назад

seY

@Derosia27 2 года назад

Who? Cares

@ajaxx7252 4 года назад

Theory: Fred is constantly being fired for being rude to customers and that’s why he has so many jobs

@marcebert4687 4 года назад

I think he finally learned from his mistakes though.

@ajaxx7252 4 года назад

FBI I don’t know man, he’s been having lots of different jobs lately. Also tell your brother the ATF to go away

@FandomChronicle 4 года назад

Fred should meet Daisy (from Gibi asmr)

@silvia8950 4 года назад

It's like that guy from "The Amazing World of Gumball"

@randomdingetjes3942 4 года назад

But remember that’s just a theory! A Fred Theory!!

@klone2497 4 года назад

Captain America: Thor, distract Thanos! Thor:

@enileda_rem5719 4 года назад

Underrated comment 🤣

@cedriclankes3115 4 года назад

@@enileda_rem5719 true

@Will-ic8oi 4 года назад

@kezicss 4 года назад

@@enileda_rem5719 underrated comment? This is 124885th comment about Fred being Thor, this shouldn't have any likes.

@enileda_rem5719 4 года назад

kezicss Well this is the first time I’ve seen it my bad lol

@lightcouragefake574 4 года назад

I love how the character he plays warms up to you when he notices you have money to pay for the higher priced fragrances

@ItsTheCheese 3 года назад

When does this happen?

@justinliew9189 3 года назад

@@ItsTheCheese near the end around the 37:00 minute mark

@jaydenhill7614 3 года назад

Just like real life

@simpa256 3 года назад

Once I entered a store in a torn sweat pants and tshirt that had stains. No one served me. The next day I came with a suit and tie and girls were... did you try our new chanel and dior? How about creed? These would fit you perfectly. I didnt buy anything and went to other store. Both both Sauvage and two adg profumo. EDIT: You dont have to believe me but I had issues with that exact store where they were rude, yelling at me and other customers. I am simply sharing experience I had, even if it seems like highly unlikely. Does anything surprise you in todays world?

@thecommentor4914 3 года назад

1:54 he actually low key says it too

@dutch0ven135 3 года назад

All I wanted was tingles and the God of thunder started telling me I smell bad.

@RainyDelaneyy 3 года назад

IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE SAID IT

@plant7789 4 года назад

"FRIENDLY" lmao why did i enjoy getting bullied for almost 50 minutes

@karthikeyashankar7124 3 года назад

When Thor, God of thunder starts doing ASMR...getting bullied is quite preferable and unavoidable. 😂😎😎😝

@brogus_bruh4416 3 года назад

i mean i’m not judging 👀

@lilnugget5557 3 года назад

@@karthikeyashankar7124 yes

@isit5a.malready828 3 года назад

He said friendly not nice😂friendly meaning he's doesn't mind serving you and talking top get you interested

@joyn6654 3 года назад

LMAO Best comment ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.

@lilygordon9843 4 года назад

Me: *just took a shower* Fred: "what is that horrible smell?" Me: 😐

@scarlettme4328 3 года назад

Me too 😢

@familiarstranger9617 3 года назад

ur soup sucks

@alien6052 3 года назад

What’s that horrible smell? The smell of old cologne my friend😁

@jimbothetimbo6790 3 года назад

@@familiarstranger9617 I like soup 🍲

@glick7192 3 года назад

@@jimbothetimbo6790 mm soup

@MsBabbi 4 года назад

Whenever I see ‘friendly’ in the description I become suspicious🤔

@chrisnam1603 4 года назад

lol, i thought same :), thankyou Fred for all you create!♥

@olympusastrology9965 4 года назад

I'm slowly learning that lesson

@alimohsin697 4 года назад

hez an idiot

@ethanbrandt8617 4 года назад

I went into shock in the beginning because after all of the rude characters I expected a friendly character to be polite

@fake9635 3 года назад

Sus amogus

@playboicarticat5431 4 года назад

"Friendly" *says right into my face that he doesn't like my name*

@oscarpie6751 4 года назад

Every single one of his vids that have "Friendly" is a REG roleplay lol

@the420studiosincttv7 4 года назад

Gabriel Peterseil you must be new here

@lewddewdero 4 года назад

How fucking new are you?

@lewddewdero 4 года назад

I've seen these comments on every "friendly" asmr, you aren't the only who was fooled. But it gets repetitive, seeing this exact comment,, letter to letter.

@wearenegritoz1089 4 года назад

*rookie*

@frogsnidget_7345 4 года назад

He seems unfriendly but still shows respect and care to a professional degree..

@jeffington1224 2 года назад

Professionals have standards

@cadenceiscanon8908 4 года назад

Ah yes, the three genders: Smart, upright gentleman Classy lady Smelly people

@sharktale5956 3 года назад

@Cade Johnson *had*

@xlixity 3 года назад

You jest but this just might be the most scientifically accurate statement ever.

@Issengan 3 года назад

Gentlemen use the men's restroom, Ladies use the womens restroom, and everyone else goes *OUTSIDE*

@karimadnan2171 3 года назад

@Central Intelligence Agency Fr..

@Sgt_Long_Dong 3 года назад

@@karimadnan2171 you’re talkin mad shit for someone within predator missile range

@dannydan352 4 года назад

Merchant: What is your name? Me: o.o Fred Merchant: I don't like that name.

@blaineburger9663 4 года назад

I absolutely love Dan Vs

@dannydan352 4 года назад

Shame it got canceled

@blaineburger9663 4 года назад

@@dannydan352 an absolute shame. Wonder who we can take hostage for new seasons..

@lewddewdero 4 года назад

Hahaha so original

@kymarie20 4 года назад

Lollll haha

@ASMRBlackScreenZZZ 4 года назад

I’m on edge, is he friendly or not I can’t tell yet, a minute and a half in

@TheAgentdp 4 года назад

I've seen the entire video and I still can't tell

@meganmichelle9246 4 года назад

The first thing he says is that we smell bad xD

@ObviouslyTaxi 4 года назад

@@meganmichelle9246 indeed but honesty is the best policy, so in a way brute honesty is the purest form of kindness even if its hurtful

@kleggbloke 4 года назад

@@ObviouslyTaxi dude, he told us we smell wack dawg, that isnt a compliment

@kittiekat1236 4 года назад

That’s the jk

@xxheartcake57xx 3 года назад

I love putting Fred's videos in the background when I'm studying and having his rude remarks gently interrupt my focus

@Josh-gb6ee 3 года назад

😭😭🤣

@nathanrobertello1021 3 года назад

Fred when he made the first word of the title “friendly”: “see i pulled a sneaky on ya”

@andrewbruning414 3 года назад

Oh, Stephan Ross. Always pulling sneakys.

@modernviking721 2 года назад

Nobody like it anymore. It’s at the good soldier number

@normalwire 4 года назад

Is a coincidence that I farted and Fred said what is that horrible smell

@erins7160 4 года назад

Coincidence .... I think NOT!

@ruhan1upp 4 года назад

Is it a coincidence that I was watching this at 9:06 and wanted to watch some ASMR, two scrolls down my homepage Fred popped up?

@nicholas.lh2466 4 года назад

Bruh this is actually happened to me lol

@jamesclemmer1750 4 года назад

Half of them r already used

@garrettdavid5275 4 года назад

Lmao!!+

@GZ9090 4 года назад

Whenever I see the word "friendly" on an ASMR video, I immediately think of this channel. Fred always manages to deliver a mixture of egotistical, arrogant, rude and self-absorbed attitude with charm. The man is a genius!

@dbzjay2442 3 года назад

You should do a part two to this where the person comes back smelling and dressing better

@diamondsandgold1993 3 года назад

I 2nd this!

@eden0565 3 года назад

@@diamondsandgold1993 I 3rd this!

@imwastingyourtimealexxd3579 3 года назад

I like turtles

@interndoug2750 2 года назад

@@eden0565 4th this

@steelsoul7217 2 года назад

@@interndoug2750 5th this :)

@fxckedup7250 4 года назад

Tiny brain: Perfume Salesman Big brain: Fragrance Merchant

@jeffington1224 2 года назад

Or Anglo words v Saxon words

@___Lyric___ 4 года назад

“Friendly”? This seems like a trap. “What is that awful scent?” I KNEW IT.

@charlieprice7908 4 года назад

Fred nature: Friendly = Rude Gracious = Nice

@boyinthelakereviews8751 4 года назад

These friendly ones are my favourite, always look forward to these and am guaranteed a proper nights sleep, thanks Fred

@chrisnam1603 4 года назад

same here :)

@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 4 года назад

Well said... Daddy TV

@VRN_Sieger 4 года назад

"You're a wizard Fred" Fred: "I'm a what? "A WIZARD" Fred: 25:20

@waxiboi331 4 года назад

True

@asapjay3213 3 года назад

😂

@Abu_anas_almuwahid 3 года назад

Underrated

@darkrinshade4363 3 года назад

dear God

@finndonohue9434 3 года назад

🤣

@littlekitten6600 3 года назад

Fred gives me older brother vibes, hes rude but also nice and helpful at the same time

@mustangGTO20 4 года назад

I can name everyone of those bottles as I work in a fragrance shop. Great selection fred 👍

@Perktube1 4 года назад

Do you carry Joop? Prada?

@jakemitchell3506 4 года назад

nadine what are your top 3 male fragrances?... if you’d care to share 🙂

@mustangGTO20 4 года назад

@@Perktube1 we carry all the joops and we occasionally stock Prada. ☺️

@mustangGTO20 4 года назад

@@jakemitchell3506 Good evening jake, there's so many to choose but if I really had to I'd say I'd pick jean paul gaultier le male, lacoste blanc and hugo boss bottled. Which are your favourites Jake?

@harryfbrice 4 года назад

@@mustangGTO20 I am buying a couple of your recommendations as I am clueless about cologne and have bought only 2 my whole life.

@NoCluYT 4 года назад

Next episode: Mean English Coronavirus doctor treats you while you're in isolation

@anonymoustopsecret5995 4 года назад

Lol nice idea

@bitpusher2600 4 года назад

That would be fun, but I’ve heard rumor that posting about or talking about coronavirus will automatically demonetize your video :(

@Perktube1 4 года назад

Definitely need that

@Shinobi_X18 4 года назад

Good idea

@amandahill7410 4 года назад

Yes please...☺️

@pariah_carey 4 года назад

I can’t wait for the future when youtube figures out how to implement Smell-o-Vision. I will be bookmarking this video until that idea becomes a reality.

@yovinceeeee 3 года назад

It’s 11:55 and I have a project due in 5 minutes and I’m just laying on my bed listening to Thor selling me cologne

@crash8051 3 года назад

11:56 right now for me

@Lallier5 3 года назад

@@crash8051 1:43am for me

@RealRoxanne6262 3 года назад

As you should

@Horse-bot 3 года назад

Fucking mood!

@jimbothetimbo6790 3 года назад

What was your grade?

@zerogee768 4 года назад

A fragrance shop that doubles up as a library... That's a new one

@lieutenantlettuce4041 4 года назад

TheBigGeeWhizz maybe he has a fragrance of that “new book” smell

@terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад

Lieutenant Lettuce oh my god I’d buy that in a heartbeat

@Anastasia-fe6sm 4 года назад

But there are lots of books about fragrances! Fragrances is a science so Fred is a professional actually

@grace.reynolds 4 года назад

Gotta make a living somehow!!

@THEChancell0r1 4 года назад

@@terra_the_nightingale135 if you truly want a fragrance that smells like books, check out either "Paperback" by Demeter Fragrances, or "Paper" by Commodity Goods.

@everydaycuber9649 4 года назад

Nobody: Fred: I can smell you

@milesgordon2185 3 года назад

why did i read that in morgan freemans voise

@imshambles3353 3 года назад

@@milesgordon2185 same lol

@Qhdychdbducbdjxnmmdkd 3 года назад

Who else watched asmr as a joke, but then got addicted to it and can’t sleep without it😂🤦‍♂️

@geek_on_coffee 3 года назад

Yyyup lmao.

@jeffington1224 2 года назад

It’s like cocaine but beneficial

@immalogg1642 2 года назад

@@jeffington1224 COCAINE ISNT BENEFICIAL!?!?!!!?!

@DavidLLambertmobile 2 года назад

I've noticed over the years how several You Tube ASMR channels had left completely or reduced the videos, content 💻. Why? Im not sure. Some seemed very wierd or used ASMR to deal with mental, personal issues. They may of come out of it, said; "what the &=□÷ am I doing"?

@DiegoPerez-mj7ov 4 года назад

Theory: Fred has to be nice to a*holes so he discharges all his contained anger and judgement on this videos

@an0nimo_p 3 года назад

Porque hablas ingles???

@DiegoPerez-mj7ov 3 года назад

@@an0nimo_p que te importa chamaco pregunton ya duermete

@loxione210 2 года назад

@@an0nimo_p nadie preguntó, chico

@asaowens2509 4 года назад

That suit coat better mean a Jack Skellington role play at some point Mister Fred

@cecilyerker 4 года назад

Jack Skellington is American

@pleesher 4 года назад

Me : Ahh a Friendly Roleplay Also me : why did i expect it to be really friendly?

@Lolpie7 4 года назад

Fred waving those smelling sticks makes him look like a conductor of an orchestra... wait that would be a awesome video for you to do Fred 😁

@stringynoodles9151 2 года назад

I'd like to give Fred a pat on the back for not only doing such a great job on all his videos but also curing my insomnia with his relaxing voice. I had insomnia for several weeks and Fred helping me fall asleep. Thank you Fred you always make me sleep.

@JetKerido 4 года назад

20:02 got me laughing instead of sleeping lmao, nice editing

@iammousav3928 4 года назад

Fred: "These are all newly opened bottles." Me*Looking at the almost finished CK Bottle On Right*

@bruhlaro5416 4 года назад

There is a lot of him to cover. So newly opened for him is probably 5 minutes at most before it gets consumed by his beard.

@h3llr361 2 года назад

Fred: "My name is only avalable to friends" His Family:

@MiojoComPeixeFrito 3 года назад

The longest, chillest roast session in human history

@pimhls 4 года назад

This may be the best roleplay yet.

@DerMessiasderSatire 4 года назад

What a coincidence. I've been looking for a perfume shop roleplay for such a long time, but I haven't found one that really hits me. I'm pretty sure though, that your video will give me those tingles. Good night.

@AlphaMexiko 4 года назад

*title says friendly* Me: "oh finally a nice roleplay." Fred: *makes rude remarks throughout the video*

@goblingunk_ 4 года назад

Absolutely phenomenal as usual Fred. Olfactory was always my favorite part of a cranial exam, so any form of 'here, smell this' is very relaxing to me. Thank you for all you do.

@louisehill85 4 года назад

“What’s that horrid stench?” “Oh, hello there” 😂

@satan7733 4 года назад

lowkey wanna be a fragrance merchant right about now

@bec877 4 года назад

this feels like the talk that i have with my mom when i haven’t doust myself in enough perfume yet

@TheVincedagreat 4 года назад

I never seem to know any better as I try to sleep to these "friendly" videos only to burst out in laughter every single time.

@MSDesignASMR 4 года назад

When Thor (Fred) uploads... I click. I'd love to know what cologne he wears.

@freddo4304 4 года назад

Does anyone read cologne as co-log-ne

@maxfirbank8000 4 года назад

@@freddo4304 yes I do

@DiabolikalFollikles 4 года назад

This judgmental European Jesus is “growing on me.”

@microwave7843 4 года назад

Leslie Warnell You say European like you think classing British people as European is acceptable

@microwave7843 4 года назад

Ida Seidelin Most of them were nazis until recently

@ida4687 4 года назад

Microwave So because they were brainwashed back in WW2, it is unacceptable to class Britain as being European? They are still a part of Europe.

@microwave7843 4 года назад

Ida Seidelin They’re either apart or a part make up your mind

@ida4687 4 года назад

Microwave I meant a part. A grammar mistake.

@Idk-cz9ms 4 года назад

“Friendly” proceeds to flame you the second you enter the doors

@thatdiamondofhope 4 года назад

Videos like this is exactly like how it goes in my head. People I don't have a connection with yet, gives me a compliment. My mind thinks it's sarcasm and followed up by a passive aggressive insult. At least you're still friendly in this video, so that's nice. Also, your voice is amazing and so soothing! It helps me easily to fall asleep

@mattjcole908 4 года назад

"Friendly" fragrance merchant 😂 30 seconds in and he's basically taking the piss out of me and saying I stink 😂

@stealthpanther 3 года назад

Did we expect anything less? 😆😅

@lazy2855 4 года назад

Fred: „What’s your name?“ Me: „Only for friends. And you are definitively not in that category!“ Fred: 😶

@skinnymann9932 3 года назад

I like how throughout the video, he keeps remarking how he may or may not believe we are poor 😂

@inflam3 3 года назад

Wherever the art of perfume is loved, there is also a love of humanity.

@kraddaku1567 4 года назад

Would be cool to do a video where we find out we’re royalty and have a princess diary moment and you teach us how to act like a lord

@NFSMAN50 4 года назад

Fred is the King of Asmr, Asmr King Fred!!!!

@crazybacon9911 4 года назад

ALL HAIL KING FRED!!!!!!

@genoblade3704 4 года назад

NFSMAN50 is your PFP CM Punk’s attire?

@Christian_509 4 года назад

God of asmr instead of thunder

@flarpynarpy5885 3 года назад

The thing about perfume shops is you don't have to buy anything you can walk in and smell good

@ginabattz9716 3 года назад

You just THREW me into a flashback of my beauty department years and I’m LOVING IT ❣️

@jessicakessel3191 4 года назад

Thank you, Fred, for a break from the Covid insanity! Hope everyone is staying healthy and well!

@amroth_painting8319 4 года назад

Fred is the friendliest but only to his friends, to everyone else he is Abrasive ASMR Man! I love your asmr mate, always a winner for getting me to sleep.

@leahwalker7993 4 года назад

Me when I was 5 selling my "potions" I made with shampoo and hand soap 🤣

@jasondelre1400 3 года назад

Please do another one of these!! We all love your work!

@someguy6220 4 года назад

Me: Ah, Fred made a new video. Lets see, it is, "[ASMR] Friend-" Also Me: *ah shit, here we go again*

@mayabridger6049 4 года назад

Rude Fred was an early proponent of social distancing.

@kingofcapy3291 Год назад

Fred: you smell bad Me: that’s why I’m here🧍‍♂️

@applelife5682 4 года назад

From my own perspective views, your videos about asmr are absolutely wonderful.

@gxstahr2319 4 года назад

“i dont like that name but, th- thats great.. im still not telling you mine”

@Brandon-wh6id 4 года назад

My friend smells exactly how you described, feels weird to be in his shoes ngl

@Foy97 4 года назад

Be a good friend and tell him

@angelmontenegro2467 4 года назад

Oof

@jakemitchell3506 4 года назад

FOY do you have any idea how hard it is to tell someone they smell funny 😂...

@fenix9463 4 года назад

@@jakemitchell3506 not hard

@doaadaraz185 4 года назад

@@fenix9463 damn wow

@velizarzhelev6552 4 года назад

I like how he gets progressively nicer throughout the video

@BlazeStar1109 3 года назад

yoooo why i am laughing more than getting sleepy lmao, this was a great vid fred!

@Sam-eu4yg 4 года назад

Is it just me or is this friendly shopkeeper much nicer than the others. All in all 5/5 would reccomend to the people I share my name with

@DoughboyWD 4 года назад

He sure takes some liberty on defining, “friendly.”

@TheSchlieb 4 года назад

Didn't even think I'd be schooled on where to spray cologne. LOVE your content

@DeedzEcho 2 года назад

Thank you for practically calling me a low class, stinky piece a shit before selling me a fragrance! That’s exactly the kind of assurance and comfort a person needs when shopping anywhere. Exceptional service, Fred.

@flufftacular_4105 2 года назад

fred out here making my want things that i definitely dont need

@yesmaam603 4 года назад

Friendly or "friendly"?

@christiancoleman7387 4 года назад

Yes

@gxstahr2319 4 года назад

ive watched this 3 nights in a row because ive yet to watch the whole thing before falling asleep

@ThatCarGuyNamedAdam 2 года назад

I was almost asleep until 18:09 when he sprayed the bottle into the mic but I love it!!!

@chaseholt3677 4 года назад

I'm actually surprised with how good some of the reviewing of the colognes is haha. Especially since he's being harsh he describes stuff you Normally wouldn't lol. Like the first one being somewhat alcohol smelling and that its a strong long lasting smell lol.

@jamesmaestro5390 4 года назад

“great.....I don’t like that name.” Lmfao🤣

@marytuba7290 4 года назад

My gosh,this really gave me tingles

@JustGameplay112 3 года назад

I mean yes its an Asmr. But how the video is written is just so fucking good holy. I mean i really feel like someone is guiding me. Its not random, he isnt just showing u all the stuff he has. The construction of this video is just awesome ^^

@trevsicle456 4 года назад

Fred: Only my friends can use my name Me: Ok Thor

@thelonestrider5225 4 года назад

No no no you got it all wrong his name is admiral Fred he commands a vast fleet in the imperial navy simply known as Fred's fleet his flagship is know as the fred i happen to know because i was once captured by him as a rebel spy the joined his side to crush the rebellion

@polskijp6870 4 года назад

Normal people : ‘aftershave seller ‘ Fred an intellectual : ‘Fragrance merchant’

@mamajama779 4 года назад

Normal people? How bout slightly dumb people because (seller) literally is not a word

@pauly8k180 4 года назад

@@mamajama779 ??

@nnewtongames9233 4 года назад

@@mamajama779 Okay so? Just because its not a word, doesn't mean you have to be an absolute bellend and correct him.

@LordVader1094 4 года назад

@@nnewtongames9233 Correcting someone makes you a bellend? Yikes, lol

@lastand09 4 года назад

@@mamajama779 Except that seller absolutely is a word. From Merriam-Webster Dictionary: sell·er | \ ˈse-lər \ Definition of seller 1 : one that offers for sale