"Cupcakes. Candy bars. A little slice of cake at a birthday party. That's the gateway drug. The next thing you know, they're freebasing bags of sugar in the alley." Incredible. This is too, too funny.
Daniel DeMartis she’s not even 4 and she’s already made two houses and the brother is like 7 and is speaking Japanese I’m going to hang myself this is making my 13 year old self feel ashamed that I am not speaking 15 different languages and building houses and doing family yoga😂😂💀
SouthernASMR Sounds KILL THE CUPCAKES BUT ONLY WITH GLUTEN FREE, NON TOXIC, FREE FROM, ORGANIC WEAPONS, AND KEEP THEM AWAY FROM PEOPLE UNDER 564.2 MONTHS
Omg a roleplay where Autumn finds another Sanctimommy who is legit a little more extra than her. "N'Gee paints self portraits since...o yours teaches art for free in a homeless shelter since he was 41.2 months old...wow."
@@SouthernASMRSounds Funny, how you make fun of woke narcissists. Most of them have no life & think they are morally superior, when they are anything else.
So calm, and yet so hostile! I wonder sometimes how these videos would play to someone who didn't speak English. Would it just read as soothing, or would the body language and passive-aggressive tone cross the language barrier? Speaking just for myself, I enjoyed the heck out of this.
You could make a Mrs Bennet type character from Pride and Prejudice, but with a Southern twist, it would be hilarious! Trying frantically to marry off a flock of daughters. Pha-ha-ha :D
Although I want your channel to grow and become famous, I sort of don't want that to happen! I don't want you to become influenced by your viewers or other asmrtists. You are SO unique and your work is truly amazing, please don't ever change!
I hate her but love the vid. So true! I really can't stand when people are like this. I would have called the police first thing or warned her to leave
Oh my god as soon as you said "not a real mother because you didn't give birth" i lost it I think that's the first time an asmr roleplay actually pissed me off 🙃😂
and just give like a wildly inaccurate perspective on it all! Like 'oh yeah my neighbours adored having me round, they encouraged me to pop over whenevr' etc
Bahahaha! I should do it! "We had to walk TWELVE MILES on our HANDS AND KNEES just to get loose leaf paper for school and dammit, WE WERE GLAD TO HAVE IT! :(
Lmao these harvest roleplays are great. I know people like this, and you've captured them perfectly! It especially pisses me off when people say parents with adopted kids aren't real parents.
My brother used to play soccer when he was younger and you don't understand how many moms acted like this, I would just listen into their conversations and they would be like "omg we totally need our sons to have a play date and feed them quinoa pizza with kale chips!" God they were annoying sometimes.
This kinda offended me because I'm adopted and if people ask who my real parents are I always say my mom and dads name that adopted me and even though they didn't breast feed me they are still so loving and caring and they are MY parents!❤️😊
EVERY line of dialog in this is brilliant. I had the widest grin when you went through that list. Each word, cuts deep in to my inner being without remorse, and I'm not even a 'mommy' nor a woman.
i actually love these videos !!! my mum is pregnant with twins and we get never ending sanctimommys and these are so accurate it's hilarious, you could try one where she's babysitting someone's child woke style love the videos keep them coming xx
loved the video! if this women came to my door I probably would have told her to get the fuck out of my house and that if I found out that she was looking through my trash again that I would call the cops on her for trespassing
you probably aren’t checking the comments on older videos, but i wanted to let you know my husband is saying “Nnnnngee” all the time know 😂 he’s slowly learning about harvest as i fall asleep at night lol. thanks for helping us relax! Harvest is our favorite character of yours.
I don't know how this asmr is supposed to help me sleep because I can't stop laughing. But it's ok, I'm sure you're doing your best. ;) I just found your channel a couple weeks ago, but I love your videos. I would toss Harvest out like my trash that she was digging through. But first, I'd take both bars of her gardenia soap because I bet it smells fantastic and it would remind me of my momma. lol
Looks like we've got Kellyanne Momway over here with #fakefood! Brilliant work, I've been watching your Chanel for a couple of months and think you're definitely one of the best ASMR RU-vidrs. You put so much effort and creativity into your videos, it's fantastic!
I used to have a Sanctimommy in my life. No matter what I did, it was wrong. She was CONSTANTLY harping on consuming things that I didn't grow myself. Anything in any sort of container was poison, and my kids and I were always moments away from death because of it.
The conversation with me "What is it you do?" "Where do you take them everyday?" Me: Work, and school? "You- you have a job?! How can you do that?" Me: I need to eat. "That's terrible!" Me: Well starving is terrible too. ------------------------------ "It's no better than cocaine sweetheart." Me: coffee is way better than cocaine, sweetheart
I love you and you are amazing but I swear I would punch Harvest if I met her. lol But you are amazing! And I love these roleplays! Also I'm gonna show this to anyone who asks "what does bless your heart mean?" because this is the best example! :)
I'm right there with you. I'd have to check off almost every single item on that "Bad Mom Checklist." She'd pass out if she had this conversation with me!
I feel sorry for them. What are they going to have in their lives after their kids grow up and (theoretically) move away? Their entire sense of self revolves around their kids. They don't seem to have anything else in their lives. It's pitiful, really.
I know people watch you for relaxation......not me. This is better than anything on TV! You are funny, creative and these vids very inspired. You're a riot!
I've been traveling Costa Rica for two weeks and we haven't had internet until tonight and I'm so excited because I've missed your videos like crazy and I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight thanks to you and all your hard work. Thank you so much for all you do for those of us who need this to fall asleep!! Your the BEST and I mean that from the bottom of my heart! ❤
but seriously , nobody could make me laugh this hard , good job and please keep making vids for this character i hate her so much but love the way i would react and makes me laugh
I am laughing so hard! I' m a teen and I have never seen people like this, but I just hate it when people act like everything they do is right, unlike everybody else! Nice channel, and I like the fact that you are just so different from other ASMRtists... Wish you the best from Greece
For as judgmental as she is, she always assumes the best no matter how many times we disappoint her. "You know how every batch of soap comes out different- you've never made your own soap?" "You do homeschool. You don't??" "I'm sure you get a lot of grief for still keeping your children rear-facing. YOU DON'T?"
OMG this is brilliant. You have no idea how many times I've seen people criticize mums who didn't want to breastfeed or say "you wouldn't understand the way I feel connected to my kids" to mums who adopted.
