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ASMR | Bitchy Sanctimommy | Harvest Gets a Job 

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@AurosOrion
@AurosOrion 7 лет назад
*gasp* Harvest! How could you leave your children out in the wild building canoes, ALONE, while you're here at your j-....*gulp*...job!?
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 лет назад
She's really coming unhinged.
@Monsicorn
@Monsicorn 6 лет назад
@@SouthernASMRSounds I hope that doesn't mean Harvest will go axe-crazy
@sydneyknobloch4095
@sydneyknobloch4095 4 года назад
Did harvest run out of money
@Jessponcsak
@Jessponcsak 7 лет назад
I want the phrase "im not a robot, im too organic for that" on a tshirt ASAP
@sevenofquills
@sevenofquills 7 лет назад
Our girl Mary needs some MERCH.
@sydneyknobloch4095
@sydneyknobloch4095 4 года назад
Harvest must have been low on money
@sully2932
@sully2932 7 лет назад
Looks like Fisher is fishing for a way to escape
@morgantrial
@morgantrial 7 лет назад
I would have noped out of her aisle so fast she wouldn't have gotten a single Sanctimommy-zinger on me! Haha I love these roleplays of yours!
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 лет назад
Me too, girl! She's horrible!
@Himaryous
@Himaryous 7 лет назад
Is it wrong that Harvest is starting to influence me? I want to buy a soap making kit. But I'm not doing it from scratch, I'm afraid of lye.
@HAVENWELLE
@HAVENWELLE 2 года назад
@@SouthernASMRSounds But she is fun to watch! Thanks for sharing. 😆
@jessicabenach4085
@jessicabenach4085 7 лет назад
I swear Harvest is gonna end up in a prison video someday
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 лет назад
Oh my goodness...She'd either be stabbed to death immediately or become some sort of prison cult leader. I don't think there'd be any in-between with her.
@karenoldroyd5621
@karenoldroyd5621 7 лет назад
Jessica Benach maybe she and Lynette could share a cell..hope Harvest doesn't get SHIVED..
@chat33th
@chat33th 7 лет назад
SouthernASMR Sounds Oh my goodness, I would love a video of Harvest being a prison cult leader. Imagine her having an underground operation to break out of jail lol
@brookroozen9884
@brookroozen9884 7 лет назад
I guess someone thinks my name is cringey Homestuck child?
@chat33th
@chat33th 7 лет назад
Brookie8Cookie yep that's me
@CrazzyLamas
@CrazzyLamas 7 лет назад
Wait is Harvest wearing some make-up? I really hope she makes that herself too (just like her soap). There is no way she would use any terrible chemical products on her face, right? o: (Lol, a tutorial of Harvest doing her make-up with all natural stuff would actually be really funny)
@jacieemme5388
@jacieemme5388 7 лет назад
Yes, please :)
@Himaryous
@Himaryous 6 лет назад
Harvest also wears nail polish, pretty shocking.
@rachels.6453
@rachels.6453 7 лет назад
you are hilarious!! Harvest just keeps getting better and better/ worse and worse! 😂 honestly though, your comedic timing is so good. 😃
@-Lysander-
@-Lysander- 7 лет назад
If I spent 38 minutes in a checkout lane, I'd loose my shit.
@cheekybluefox9200
@cheekybluefox9200 7 лет назад
Lysander That's exactly what I was thinking and I LOVE your picture!
@kelskush6107
@kelskush6107 7 лет назад
I like your hair.
@averymoeck740
@averymoeck740 7 лет назад
Harvest needs to get a job at a pharmacy; I'd love to see her rattle off about how awful people's prescriptions are and offer them kale and it's-totally-not-dung soap instead. 😉
@ghostii716
@ghostii716 2 года назад
as a type one diabetic, i just KNOE she would be using cinnamon and herbs to try and “cure” it and honestly it would be really good for asmr
@kayytheprincess
@kayytheprincess 7 лет назад
*purchasing ranch dip* Harvest: 'well does this mean you eat vegetables?' Me: 'no, I use it do dip my pizza in to...'
@peachyjimin2193
@peachyjimin2193 7 лет назад
What a coincidence I was watching all of your sanctimommy roleplays and then you posted this😂. But good job I love this series so much♥️♥️
@vm88940
@vm88940 7 лет назад
100% vegan cruelty-free pet food. I can't deal with Harvest! 😂😂😂😂
@skoch9929
@skoch9929 7 лет назад
How are you not on tv? This is hilarious. You are so dry and clever! Thank you for your videos!
@darthpanda2573
@darthpanda2573 7 лет назад
I love your harvest role-plays! How about the bitchy Cheer/dance mom meets harvest role-play when terralyn and haven go to the same dance /cheer practice.
@shadowxoxo
@shadowxoxo 7 лет назад
the next one with harvest should be about harvest going to jail for assaulting her boss and a cop for not getting out of her job site. It should be like her doing your hair or makeup, complaining that the cop assaulted her.
@HeyGuysItsDeath
@HeyGuysItsDeath 7 лет назад
lynette and harvest shoud be cellmates lol
@Karla-gv1qy
@Karla-gv1qy 7 лет назад
I Love How U Put A Lot Of Effort Into Ur Videos And Play A Good Character ! I SUBSCRIBED 💗
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 лет назад
Thank you! I love doing it! I came up with this idea while I was out mowing the yard this evening.
@Karla-gv1qy
@Karla-gv1qy 7 лет назад
SouthernASMR Sounds Oh Ok Either Way All Ur Videos Are The Best ! 💗
@micklepickle14
@micklepickle14 7 лет назад
Another Harvest scenario could be her going to a Whole Foods esque store and meeting her match who is twice as bad as she is lol
@heatherwilson6284
@heatherwilson6284 7 лет назад
micklepickle14 Or one where she's alone with her children
@absolutetrubbish
@absolutetrubbish 7 лет назад
I would love to see Harvest babys- I mean exist in the same plane of existence as a child
@wwelss
@wwelss 7 лет назад
Bahahahaha lost it at Fisher and the mug 😂😂 You're too good at this! //New yurt just freaking floored me with laughter 😂😂😂
@asmrturtlee
@asmrturtlee 7 лет назад
harvest may be the most irritating character of yours but I think she has the most relaxing voice 💕
@theresalehman8070
@theresalehman8070 7 лет назад
I haven't even started watching & I am like... Awww Hell yes!!!
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 лет назад
I hope you liked it! ;)
@amberbrown3111
@amberbrown3111 7 лет назад
I love your ASMR videos! They're very calming and relaxing! ❤️
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 лет назад
Thank you Amber!
@thatveganfatkid6882
@thatveganfatkid6882 7 лет назад
can we have the class on how to pronounce gees name
@lenoredecker5024
@lenoredecker5024 7 лет назад
would love to see Intense push back from the customer that results in Harvest has a meltdown and is arrested
@SkyleonMK7
@SkyleonMK7 7 лет назад
And I thought lines at Walmart were long! Love this! 😊
@campersonja7157
@campersonja7157 7 лет назад
Puffed up chemical birds..haha. Just this morning I was thinking about how nice it would be to see Harvest today.
@josephstalin4430
@josephstalin4430 7 лет назад
If this was real life I would have walked straight out of that building yelling and go to Walmart.
@emilycumana2006
@emilycumana2006 7 лет назад
YES! I fought over my flour yes girl, fight her.
@StormsLover94
@StormsLover94 7 лет назад
I got SOOO excited seeing the new upload!! I love watching your videos!! I work 12 hour shifts and majority of the time I'm listening to your videos!! Keep up the awesome work!!!
@Neko-vj4if
@Neko-vj4if 7 лет назад
Love your roleplays! Especially Harvest. This character would get slapped into another timezone, when she started telling me how to feed my cats & putting it back on the shelves
@ChaiChai1965
@ChaiChai1965 7 лет назад
How harvest manages ti be both calming and wretched, I'll never know.
@matildabredberg1920
@matildabredberg1920 7 лет назад
Yay, Harvest!!! You are so incredibly hilarious, your timing is flawless.
@shannon8914
@shannon8914 7 лет назад
I am a mommy. I NEED THAT MUG. That is the best thing I've even seen.
@tylerretra3433
@tylerretra3433 7 лет назад
Harvest should have role play after she gets arrested for a protest and ends up in jail and shares her two cents to the other inmates
@girlycat180
@girlycat180 7 лет назад
Always excited to see a new Harvest video! You're so funny and talented, these seriously make my day haha
@ellerykaye445
@ellerykaye445 7 лет назад
this is hilarious! i would love to see a roleplay where Harvest meets another sanctimommy lol that would be amazing
@Mindfulmommaof3
@Mindfulmommaof3 15 часов назад
I lost it at "puffed up chemical birds"😂😂😂😂😂
@jennifereewing
@jennifereewing 7 лет назад
This will be my 4th time falling asleep to this video. I nap a lot.
@asmrAlice
@asmrAlice 7 лет назад
Oh Harvest, I'm sorry you had to take a job for those tedious financial issues. I hope you won't need to be for long. I'm not sure you'll be allowed to be there for long.
@jessejones7701
@jessejones7701 7 лет назад
I love to relax and laugh prior to sleep. I'm so appreciative of your vids:)
@spaghettio_s
@spaghettio_s 7 лет назад
"harvest is all about peace" me:harvest is all about fucking up my day and breaking the employee rules
@leahbrandman7549
@leahbrandman7549 7 лет назад
Hilarious, as always, Mary! I'm lucky Harvest didn't get at me for not having local, organic, cold-pressed, extra virgin olive oil! Lol. Thank you for another fabulous video!!
@selap.3789
@selap.3789 7 лет назад
Yay! Harvest finally got a real job!! Lol I love the harvest replays keep up the amazing work
@miroslavagomez2849
@miroslavagomez2849 7 лет назад
plz do a mean teacher roleplay plzzz you are good at making these videos
@Rhapsody151
@Rhapsody151 7 лет назад
I'm gonna have to watch this right now, just to find out why she got a job. Poor Negy...Ngye...Ngy
@annikasvenningsen9028
@annikasvenningsen9028 7 лет назад
THESE ROLE PLAYS GIVE ME LIFE!!!!!!❤️😂
@cthulhugreen1240
@cthulhugreen1240 7 лет назад
Prison lunch roleplay would be 10/10 Keep up the great work! :D
@MyPumpkin75
@MyPumpkin75 7 лет назад
1:39 I held my breath too! Just started watching ur character videos and I really like them! Your whisper show & tells are my sleep sounds, but I'm going to watch more of these funny vids! Hope you had a great time at your family reunion!
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 лет назад
Thank you! I had a great time! I was sooo tired by the time I got back Saturday night, though. I stopped by my mom's for a visit and ended up falling asleep on her sofa mid-conversation!
@songwithoutword
@songwithoutword 7 лет назад
Wooooow I've just stumbled upon your channel. I want to watch but I keep laughing because you're amazing!!! So funny, such a great voice and an adorable accent.
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 лет назад
Thank you so much!
@juliethall5700
@juliethall5700 7 лет назад
If she wore a wrist cast she would look like Miranda sings mother
@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150
@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150 7 лет назад
Juliet Hall has
@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150
@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150 7 лет назад
Yas
@juliahoffert5946
@juliahoffert5946 7 лет назад
I love Harvest! She's one of my favorites! Keep up the good work! I love your videos, easily my favorite asmrtist ❤! Thank you for the great content Mary!
@camillafederici5928
@camillafederici5928 7 лет назад
I love youuuu you're so talented it's incredible!!! You have truly a gift! ❤️
@jomia8145
@jomia8145 7 лет назад
LOVE Harvest so much! Brilliant video as always 😊
@HAVENWELLE
@HAVENWELLE 2 года назад
I love it when you do Harvest. You are so talented. I appreciate all that you do. 😀
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 2 года назад
Thank you so much!
@DreaJoy474
@DreaJoy474 7 лет назад
this made my night! thank you for the tingles and the laughs!
@saintblu6730
@saintblu6730 7 лет назад
Dude, she talk to me like that and I'd be jumping that counter. 😂 You make amazing videos!
@AbigailArwen
@AbigailArwen 4 года назад
I crack up every time I hear Harvest say "puffed up CHEMICAL BIRDS!"
@molly1342
@molly1342 7 лет назад
THE MUG. I didn't realise how much I need it in my life.
@kspree5341
@kspree5341 7 лет назад
perfect timing 💜
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 лет назад
Awesome!
@sean____2886
@sean____2886 7 лет назад
8 minutes in and nun of my items have been checked out
@gillianbarth5927
@gillianbarth5927 7 лет назад
Somehow, Harvest eludes being smacked upside the head yet again...this is exactly how I imagined her behaving in a service job 😂😂
@TheToki88
@TheToki88 7 лет назад
I love your videos so much. my godmother is exactly like this to the point where I can't even relax to these vids lol.
@sadcholaclown9163
@sadcholaclown9163 7 лет назад
This is so perfect. I live in Austin, Tx and 90 percent of the population here is some version of Harvest.
@crystalbrooks9245
@crystalbrooks9245 7 лет назад
When she uploads a video. Crap I'm at school, but I guess we can fall asleep Love you!! ~
@ddavi3212
@ddavi3212 7 лет назад
I love your role-plays and this video is amazing
@mayabustan3140
@mayabustan3140 7 лет назад
I love your videos so much they are so nice and relaxing❤️❤️ Thank you🙃❤️
@carmanahhain622
@carmanahhain622 7 лет назад
These make my life so much better! :)
@d.olluwu
@d.olluwu 7 лет назад
“So when you keel over dead, don’t come running to me” Hopefully I won’t come running to anyone. That would be bad lol
@JMinds
@JMinds 7 лет назад
Who is Harvest to tell me what I can and can't buy? 😤😅
@Miss_Wonderful1
@Miss_Wonderful1 Год назад
I would have never expected to laugh like a fool when someone whispered "It gives you cancer" in a conspiratory voice 😂 Harvest is my mood-booster.
@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150
@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150 7 лет назад
Can you imagine the customer going home like "SHE THREW AWAY LIKE HALF OF MY GROCERIES!"
@marc_leblanc
@marc_leblanc 7 лет назад
I literally LOL'd when I saw the shirt! :-)
@TheFairyTrails
@TheFairyTrails 7 лет назад
OMG when she shades Thomas for making separate trips 😂😂😂
@cricketphx
@cricketphx 7 лет назад
I died at "puffed up chemical birds". OMG.
@BougASue
@BougASue 7 лет назад
I love your role plays but when you asked if I would promise to let the gerbil go when I got home all I could think was "I'll do anything to get you to shut your mouth and give me my groceries!" LOL!! 😂😂
@justkristy
@justkristy 7 лет назад
This is almost too hilarious to be relaxing!
@autumnbouford1662
@autumnbouford1662 7 лет назад
*pokes head around corner* santimommy? is that you again? xD yay! i both love and dread this character
@josieg581
@josieg581 7 лет назад
OMG SHE SHOULD BE A REAL ACTRESS!!!!
@sgorick
@sgorick 7 лет назад
The best ASMR channel on RU-vid!
@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150
@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150 7 лет назад
I'm watching this in the middle of the day because at night I get to like two minutes and i never finish
@SerenaBrann
@SerenaBrann 7 лет назад
Yay Harvest is back! She's my favourite.
@MarvinBla
@MarvinBla 7 лет назад
Half way through thinking who is Tomas, what does he think about meat products and would he give all the 'no' products back to the customer)) You are literally a gem! Thank you so much!
@nikiiskrycki798
@nikiiskrycki798 7 лет назад
Harvest needs her own TV SHOW 😂
@hawkpeterson
@hawkpeterson 7 лет назад
You always have the best timing
@longlongtran
@longlongtran 7 лет назад
oh my god i love your satire so much
@madilovezyooh
@madilovezyooh 7 лет назад
The grasping part killed me 😂
@allisonmatter5091
@allisonmatter5091 7 лет назад
Ahhhhh omg the mug!!! I love it!!!💓
@kaylaboyd9894
@kaylaboyd9894 7 лет назад
I'm having major deja vu with this video
@abeau1
@abeau1 7 лет назад
Mary, this is SO funny! I can't pick one particular bit as it's just all brilliant! Do you think about what you are going to say beforehand, or does it just come out once you start recording?
@vidmaster011
@vidmaster011 7 лет назад
This was GOLD LMAO PERFECT!!!
@sean____2886
@sean____2886 7 лет назад
I had a neighbor who acted just like this....he was 9...he always would comment and tell us how to "properly" take care of our trees in our front yard...bc to him we were not doing a proper job...
@lover2122
@lover2122 7 лет назад
so funny + relaxing ! do you think we can expect a miss molly roleplay ?
@tristahnbenn6930
@tristahnbenn6930 7 лет назад
love your videos
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 лет назад
Thank you so much!
@marissasimas9258
@marissasimas9258 7 лет назад
Yay, she mentioned her spouse! Love Harvest.
@s0mewhatskeptical
@s0mewhatskeptical 7 лет назад
holy crap did you get the mug custom made its fantastic
@Ponymon656
@Ponymon656 7 лет назад
Absolutely lovely as always! You always make loveable characters, no matter how bitchy. ;)
@SmilinObserver38
@SmilinObserver38 7 лет назад
I really enjoyed this.
@methos101
@methos101 7 лет назад
There is no dung in this 😂. Harvest is horrible and funny 😂. Earthbound name 😂. Thanks Mary for posting 😊.
@ckburns81
@ckburns81 7 лет назад
Me : " Can you please just ring me up "
@HappyLilac16
@HappyLilac16 7 лет назад
I swear, one of these days, Harvest is gonna end up snorting flakes of her homemade soap to calm herself.
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