ASMR Loop: Acupressure - Unintentional ASMR - 1 Hour 

Worst asmr vid ever. Awful

I don't know, I just feel these new airport pat down procedures will create some long queues.

Purple outfit and magic healing... Katherine must have had a daughter😂

This video is a life seva

Healing scams are always the best asmr

Oh my god her voice is like silk.

I’ve worked at this hospital and have seen this work for our patients. In other hospitals I’ve worked in this was also utilized for every age group. It may be seen as a scam but even so, for some people it works! I’ve always thought that it was because of the ASMR aspect of it all. Gentle voice, gentle touch, empathy, and quiet and mindful attention to the patient.

THIS TIME THE OLD LADY IN PURPLE IS THE ONE IN CONTROL.

Step 1: check her leg length

A leg stretch which we call a leg stretch.

The hiss on this is brilliant when things get quiet.

She’s got nothing on Saul Shaye. The dude can solve an imaginary Rubik’s cube and take down his grocery list, while healing all 200 parts of his client’s body

I like to watch videos like this first thing in the morning as a challenge to see if I don't go back to sleep.

Here is when I’d usually say that the phoniest health stuff is the most relaxing, but it seems like she works with sick, injured, or elderly folks and I bet receiving this is actually wonderful for them.

How does she not make herself fall asleep? Goodness, I was barely able to type that out.

I like a good square message table, substance too it. None of your modern wood pulp. Legs were never meant to be triangular.

I must have passed out before seeing the vortex diamond spray...

Very relaxing! Very talented, gifted presenter. Much appreciated. Thank you.

I'm gonna need more triangles we call triangles and closing up auras here.

37:01 Did any else check to see if the video was buffering? Can we appreciate her stillness.

I'm looking for a purple scrubs for war

One of the magnificent unintentional asmr ever

Her voice reminds of a therapist I had who taught me mindfulness meditation. I almost fell asleep at more than one session. I still miss her gently talking to me.

Final consonants did it for me... "bacK" "wanT" "pointS" How is anyone still awake?!

Wow what a voice on her . Super relaxing and soothing

And of course we have the protocol, the lovely little protocol.

How is it you always know what I need to get relaxed? Would you like to explain? Anywho great work as always!

I don't really get ASMR tingles from this, but it relaxes me so powerfully that I can't keep my eyes open

I’ll support your arm so go lovely and floppy

We may never know how many points there are in the "protocol" because no one will ever remain conscious long enough to find out

All these OG ASMR comments but ya'll seem to forget the "millions of little nerve ganglia in our stomach regions"

I nominate her for Madame Web in the next Spider-Man Movie. She has a beautiful soothing voice that helps me with stress and sleep

If she was my doctor I’d fall off the seat asleep once she says hi each time

She did forget the words Chevrolet, Zebra and Honesty. Made only her become red in the face. She should close her eyes like she had soap in them now.

An asmr video with a reference to 9/11 in the intro, sold

Very helpful!

How is she supposed to feel the sensation of someone holding her feet, if you're actually just going to hold them?

This would put me to sleep listening to her.

"Reiki", "energy healing", "acupressure"... Why don't they just say "I'm gonna put my hands on you and speak nonsense in a soft voice, it'll send you right to sleep, you'll love it"

"So they can fully... come......... into this moment" lmao

This acupressure was grown locally

Sahnskreet

"Just slide your hand underneath the patient's backside, here you will find their wallet and possibly some loose bills".

This has some Buzzfeed vibes.

‘Or perhaps you don’t feel a pulse..’ generally what happens when your model makes a convincing cadaver.

I believe 'The Acupressure Protocol' was also a Frederick Forsyth novel from them 1970s

The University of Maryland may feel that that teaching this technique is value for money for their Nursing students, but are they assessing the freedom of necks following this therapy?

Such a voice!

“This protocol begins with what WE call a leg stretch.” Actually, I think that’s what everyone calls it

Hello fellow asmrists. I find playing with the new controls and slowing and speeding these videos up sometimes gives me tiggle overloads. Especially if the voice is right. (She’s pretty good on fast and slow speed)

Id pay for this treatment; it’s super relaxing. They wouldnt be using this if there wasnt demonstrable data behind it. This and the kooky university of arizona lady who doesnt even touch the patient basically show how much humans need each other in close proximity. Also this kind of thing isnt an intervention like surgery or medication. This kind of stuff is to get the patient to relax and reduce stress after all the meds and surgerues, which will get the patient out of survival mode and into recovery mode. To illustrate: i have a family member who is a doctor. They mentioned to me only yesterday that they suddenly have a lot of patients (and NOT vegans) with B12 deficiency where they were ingesting more than enough, so it should be impossible for the deficiency to exist. The world being what is in the last 1.5 years or so, i replied “it’s all the stress isnt it?” They said that is their working theory; their stress is so overwhelming and they arent managing it for these patients their bodies arent absorbing enough of the B12 present in the diet. Interesting, no? My own medical and mental history has taught me the ability to relax and let go is of vital importance, because fight or flight mode is impossible to sustain for long periods of time without severe consequences. Asmr is totally part of my relaxing toolbox too!!

6:13 So glad she added "-to a deep sense of healing" to the end of that statement 😳

Between Carol Joy and Hollie Berry I’m set!

I love loud swallows. So satisfying.

She reminds me of a calming Frau Farbissina.

I'm going to seva this

Have a wonderful response.

I'll pay for this scam any day if it relaxes me lol

Use however many fingers work for you.

They're using a "effing" green screen effect!!!

I have a video recommendation for your channel: Lady Gaga's 2010 InCamera Live Interview. It's a 2 hour long interview and it's her talking, drinking tea & someone typing her answers on a laptop. Tho it's under ShowStudio's official RU-vid channel so idk if it's under copyright.

Can you do Jeff Goldblum in portlandia as “the knot store” guy? ❤️ so relaxing

I don't know anything of what she is talking about, but i liked very much.

MD in the house!!!! Ayyyyye

Say: "dressings or drains or tubes." Now, repeat 100 times!

Here we have Becka, our "participant" (subject) for our families

want it to happen, expect it to happen and enjoy the process

Basically feel good hormone released through touch.

When did Robin Gibb preform acupressure?

How do you make an hour long video of a 56 minute video? Love both vids for the record

First I'm gonna smoke this crack to align myself with the energy fields

This is therapeutic for patients with cancer

47:40 This lady looks like Snow White!

It starts with what we call, ‘a leg stretch’🤔

Lovely little protocol. (Whoops I accidentally mixed 2 famous AMSRs together.)

Audible Ambien × 10

This is some major mumbo jumbo, but it’s really relaxing, and that in itself is healing to some extent. ☺️

How many fingers can I use ???

💯💯💯👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

I’m having a hard time getting past the 9/11 comment...

As someone who lives in Maryland. This is both hilarious and embarrassing. Her voice is soothing though.

Love her voice but wish there weren’t ads in the middle of the video 😢

Try the banana.

If they did that right, the nurse and the patient are supposed to be red in the face...

Who is this lady ? Can i find her anywhere else ?

Are you comfortable?

Seriously, ads in the middle of an ASMR video? That wasn’t there before.

Am I the only one deeply confused as to why she refers to these as "protocol"? lol

The scam starts at 0:00

Ads in the middle of the vid are still there! Drops those please.

Also asmr loopz accused me of being a concave earth conspiracy theorist bc I asked him to upload a loop he removed

8:04 things take a dramatic turn towards the erotic.

I like the idea that 9/11 first responders covered in concrete dust would be getting a quick fix of accupressure in between their shifts dealing with the collateral from a terrorist atrocity.

This is what is being taught at a university medical centre 😂

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Ok but can we acknowledge how GORGEOUS becca is??? 😍 she looks like a Disney princess ❤😭

At first I was like wow one that's not a pseudo science bc she said university of Maryland medical center but nope lmao

I wonder how much this cost

And now there's ads during asmr videos. I use my phone so I can't stop them. Burn in hell google, burn in hell.

Im going to go to the University of Maryland and becoming a paid and licenced wizard