ASMR Personal Attention and Positive Affirmations 

This feels like he got told to “take care of you” and he misunderstood and actually takes care of you instead of killing you.

"You're like a rock. You're my rock" *Everybody liked that*

"You are a rock" 🙂 "You are my rock" 😄 "You are my marble" 😁 "You can sell a marble for a lot of money" ☹ "Can't sell you for all the dough in the world" 😀

"you never really see that baseball bat coming." *2020 in a nutshell so far*

"You're strong, you're strong... You're like a camel." Me: *Nodding through tears* "I am strong. I am a camel." 😭

Boss: "take care of the hostage" Marno: "ok boss" Marno....

Everyone’s talking about being called a camel and a marble but I’m most endeared by being called “you peanut m&m you” or “butterfly wings”!

I imagine that he found that ski mask and his first thought was “I can do a role play where I’m a criminal”

I feel like Marno wants to do full on rp asmr vids sometimes but he has no idea really how to so the closest thing we get is an identity crisis every once in a while.

"You never really see that baseball bat comin'" is a metaphor for life if I've ever heard one.

shoulda been titled “positive affirmations from a canadian robber”

“You don’t gotta look tough for me, you personified Stonehenge....but we all crumble sometimes.” - Marno If marno isn’t a dad idk who is

No one: Absolutely no one: Me trying to flirt: YoU’Re LiKE A CaMeL, VeRY ReSiLiEnT

“You never really see that baseball bat coming” is a whole 2019 vibe Edit: Well...... I guess this is an even bigger 2020 vibe. Edit 2: …Hi past me, welcome to 2022… it’s still a vibe.

Marno’s great at exuding platonic vibes if that makes sense. I feel like a lot of male asmrtists make their roleplays too flirty so it’s really nice to feel like we’re just a couple of pals having some of that good good platonic intimacy™

Marno sounds like his parents are from Italy but he was raised in Massachusetts

This man just talked about the color scheme of a fanny pack for 3 minutes before casually whipping a switchblade out of it. If that isn’t chaotic neutral I don’t know what is

I’m less than a minute in and I don’t know wether to be comforted or creeped out Edit: comforted. Mugger man is a sweetie

This is like the dumb, “why are you even a bad guy?” villian sidekick in almost every kids movie

me during my next breakdown: "you're Stonehenge personified, you're Stonehenge, you're Stonehenge, you're Stonehenge"

Y’all thinking he’s our captor when we’re really his accomplice

marno. i NEED this to be an ongoing character of yours lol. literally loved every second of it. i was intrigued, relaxed, entertained, all at once too.

Me: watching the video Mom: comes in..."what are you doing?" Me: ............"I'm a camel"

When the guy who wanted to rob your house sees that you're too stressed.

Dude, thanks for appreciating me. Honestly, my self steem was affected by the horrible gash on my face, but after the impromptu tooth floss sewing and the positive affirmations, man, I gotta say, I feel fresh and resilient. You're a good bro, bro. Also a good thief. You stole my heart and my lunch when we was kids. And though I cant be sold for all the dough in the world, you make me feel worth it. Let's get it broski.

I didn’t realize how bright and sparkly Marno’s eyes were, until I saw them behind a ski mask

When people meet me “It’s a little ugly... idk how I feel about it”

Mob boss: " *take care* of it" Marno: "say no more"

this shit hit different, this one was definitely a good idea dude

I didn’t realize an ASMR video could give me Stockholm syndrome

How he edited the cuts has great comedic timing

“You ever seen Baby Driver? Nobody can replicate that” Me: internal fangirl screaming

“You’ve got them nerves of steel” jokes on you... I canceled a very important doctors appointment today because I was nervous

i started the video and was instantly confused

Feels like this is the character that conforms a kid while something tragic goes on in the background

Mob boss: take care of him, he’s a liability Marno: you got it boss *marno comes back an hour later* Marno: alright boss, I patched him up and I’m running him a bubble bath

Imagine walking in and seeing a man wearing a ski mask talking to a microphone while brushing a camera

Did this man just stitch my wound with f l o s s

"The movies a rom com...... a romantic. Comedy." Gives off big John Mulaney vibes and I'm living for it

Me: supposed to be falling asleep Also me: literally laughing out loud at the glasses and ski mask combo 😂

Boomers: u gotta watch out on the streets these days u never know who’s a criminal Actual criminals:

Okay, despite the context of the video I can't stress enough that this is actually the most tingle enducing, relaxing asmr video I've watched just... Ever. It's definitely the soft spoken accent. Made me feel real good about myself too. Never thought a dude kidnapping me would make me feel so positive before sleeping, heh OH IM HIS PARTNER IN CRIME

I NEED MORE OF THIS I NEED MORE OF THIS CURSED ROLEPLAY THIS IS THE CONTENT THAT I WANT NO I DONT WANT IT *I N E E D I T*

1 year later, this video became my confort video. I SWEAR every time i have a mental breakdown i watch this video and i feel safe. I really don't know why but this is my favourite video of ALL time. Thank you so much, you inspire me SO MUCH, you have no idea. ❤️

This needs a sequel I wanna know where this goes

me: * opens vid * me as soon as it starts: ayo tf is this

“Mafia Boss Cleans You Up, You Little Camel”

Marno gets the floss through the needle Me: FIRST TRYYYY

This... This is... *THIS IS THE CONTENT I SUBSCRIBED FOR*

Marno: "Couldn't sell you for all the dough in the world though." Me: :))

This is genius. Literally. I would have never thought up this concept, but the execution here was brilliant. A strange video to become my new favorite, but here we are.

me: marno: "you're a camel, very resilient" me: *stockholm syndrome*

“you’re like a camel, very resilient” that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me

“Or uh y’know....utensils” 3:45 That had me dying

gta characters when the users go offline

“It’s a little ugly..but I like it” my wife says the same about me

I’ve never felt so confident in myself after being compared to a camel and bedbugs

When I watched this video, I felt like he was robbing my stress.

“They can drink up to 30 gallons in 13 minutes.... any other animal that would try that would croak.” Me laughing while thinking “especially frogs 😂”

Concept: The criminal is actually talking to an alpaca he stole from the local Petco. For some reason they sell alpacas. You’re the alpaca. Your name is Camel, and you’re very resilient. That’s why he named you Camel. You were brought along on a mission because you can carry stuff on your back and spit at police officers but got unexpectedly vibe checked by an old man with a bat. Checkmate, fellow theorists, I bet you can’t beat that.

“You’re like a rock” Ten seconds later: that ugly rock

"You personify Stonehenge, but we all crumble sometimes" damn

I’ve never felt so loved . And I’m just being told that I’m like a marble. Wild

I like this character of "kind and supportive friend that is also definitely a dangerous criminal"

Mugger Marno: You can put apples in here... *Gabe randomly appears with arms full of grapefruits instead*

Y'know i saw the notif and i saw the mask. I saw this thing, was somehow surprised, but the most out of place thing, for me, is the soft new york accent

idk why... but i always come back to this video whenever i'm feeling anxious. it might have something to do with the particular way you soft speak but don't really whisper in this one; it's very soothing but in a more casual way, lmao. thank you for the great content my dude. i cannot even count how many times i've played this video and watched intently, let alone how many times i've played it in the background to keep me grounded when i'm trying to be productive. i just appreciate your channel so much, tbh.

I waould love for this to be a SERIES! lets get Marno's character a name and learn more about the lore of Marno's accomplices. Is he in the mob? Is he kleptomaniac? So many questions!

No one: Not a soul: Marno with a fanny pack: *you can put apples in here*

Him: “Or um, you know, utensils.” Me: Yeah i like forks too.

That accent is the most soothing thing I've ever heard. WTF.

For some reason the spiders thing reminded me of the immortal words of a beekeeper to a bunch of newbies: "Sweat dripping down your back is normal. These suits can be hot and it's nothing to worry about. Sweat dripping up your back? is not sweat. *That's a bee.* "

I cannot express how much I truly love this. The accent, the plot, the triggers...it's perfect!

“You’re a personified stone henge... but we all crumble sometimes” 🥰

The fact that I've watched this so many times that I know chunks of the script is amusing to me lol

Welcome to Mugger Marno and Blackout Bruce, one does the robbin and the other takes the clobbin Edit: I am a grammar goblin

when a criminal supports you more than your friends 🤣

When your partner in crime is clearly in love with you

I love that we know he is Connor and has made a return now

This guy is definitely friends with Vincent Squingilli

“you’re like a camel, very resilient” me at almost 2AM: realizing that i’ll not sleep laughing so hard

Me - Marno - * is a New Yorker who is patching me up after probably getting me into too much trouble to handle * Me (after looking at the caption and being a long time subscriber, knowing exactly what this man is like) - 14:18

19:13 Finally I'm not the only one who just called this "the thing" because they didn't know what it was called

This style of whispering is different from how you usually whisper. I'd love for you to do this more cause it's very relaxing

This criminal dude feels like he could be a very good and cool anti-hero character in something. Perhaps an Edgar Wright movie.

"Can you believe I actually bought this stuff?" ... "Just kidding."

this is my favorite asmr video of all time

I just found this video again after 4 years. The nostalgia is crazy. I remember certain lines cause of how many times I used to watch this. Love you Chris!!

every sentence in this vid could be a full on life quote

Alt title: Marno jokes about stealing and flirts with you for like 20 minutes or so also he calls you a bedbug

7:04 that signature "alright!" is just so wholesome like ackk

"Take care of our friend here" "Should I take care of him or, _take care of him_ ?" "Take c a r e of him" "I don't know which one that was, I can't ask him or he'll take care of me" If y'all get this im-

"i feel like i can fit in at a tyler the creator concert" made me howl

OMG the “crack an egg on your head” was the first time I ever experienced ASMR as a small child and it literally took me until this video to realize

Okay, listen. It's been 2 months and I've watched this video I'll bet at least 30 times not just for the personal attention but also for the wittiness and the character. This *NEEDS* a part 2.

I've come back and watched this video atleast 20 times, no joke

"Allow myself to introduce myself" only tru ppl know

Man, the cops that have that place bugged must be confused as hell.

This feels like gta 5 when you first start story mode

This video is an instant classic. Somehow, accents like this give me loads of ASMR. Great, great work, Marno.