ASMR Relaxing Afternoon With Conor (Showing You Stuff He Stole & Giving You a Neck Massage) 

I think you are in the 1% that can sell stuff better than most salespeople.

Stealing RMR drip?

i think i'm gonna get my dad on the helix train using ur link >:3c thank u marno

That's legitness!

Damn $200 off 😳

Don't forget a masseuse

@@lindsaym.8267 t h e. d r y. m a s s a c h e

@@lindsaym.8267 omg you're right how could I forget. Make that THREE jobs

4, he's also Gabe's co-worker

Not just a aversge robber a *PROFESIONAL* Robber

He's a Burglar, not a Robber. A thief, not a thug.

So we are all born with sin, but in order to get to HEAVEN we would have to be sinless, bc HEAVEN is a place w/o sin. This was not possible, but through HIS ONE AND ONLY SON JESUS CHRSIT, (GOD in the flesh) HE lived a perfect sinless life, and died the death we deserved as sinners, being crucified and whipped and tortured and suffocating to death. So HE could repay our debt of sin, thus making us able to go to HEAVEN. You see GOD loves us so much that not only did HE do all that for us, but HE made it free, GOD made is so that all we had to do to accept this free gift was to but our FAITH AND TRUST in JESUS, in what HE did for us. Thats it, that's all we needed to do. And in doing so HE will use us, in order to spread HIS love to others, to be vessels of HIS grace. I am just a mere peasant, but even though I am a peasant, GOD honors me like HIS child. HIS love for us is not comprehendible. All HE asks is that you love HIM as HE as loves you first. GOD BLESS.

nice name lol

@@servantofgod9679 you good?

@@servantofgod9679 lol give me 200,000 dollars and ill consider it.

Better writing than that other MCU

MARNO CINEMATIC UNIVERSE 💀

he got good competition tho

Agreed

@@leiferikson9884 BAHAHA

He hearted it. Must be true 😳

Well I feel stupid, I had to look up Gengar. That is wild! So many types. I learned something new today 😄.

Absolutely without a doubt

no doubt in my mind mate, he probably knows how to fix me up if i do get poisoned. bein a doctor’s assistant and all

I would trust him with my life

Connor would steal your things to give them back as gifts while you're 3 months into the relationship

he'd drink it, not roofie it

Your giving marno ideas lol

You don't happen to be missing some very nice and expensive necklaces, do you?

So we are all born with sin, but in order to get to HEAVEN we would have to be sinless, bc HEAVEN is a place w/o sin. This was not possible, but through HIS ONE AND ONLY SON JESUS CHRSIT, (GOD in the flesh) HE lived a perfect sinless life, and died the death we deserved as sinners, being crucified and whipped and tortured and suffocating to death. So HE could repay our debt of sin, thus making us able to go to HEAVEN. You see GOD loves us so much that not only did HE do all that for us, but HE made it free, GOD made is so that all we had to do to accept this free gift was to but our FAITH AND TRUST in JESUS, in what HE did for us. Thats it, that's all we needed to do. And in doing so HE will use us, in order to spread HIS love to others, to be vessels of HIS grace. I am just a mere peasant, but even though I am a peasant, GOD honors me like HIS child. HIS love for us is not comprehendible. All HE asks is that you love HIM as HE as loves you first. GOD BLESS.

@@servantofgod9679 bababooey

@@servantofgod9679 Good thing i don't believe in an afterlife OR the existence of a god, seems like it's a complicated thing to have to play by all those rules

massach

@@TheKatiecat68 haha. Quittt

masatch

Masaj

Massadge

Little bubble stickin aht it’s tungg

This is my favorite character

Same, God he's so funny

Yes!!!

Aaahw love that haha

Don't forget stealing the neck pain.

@@cryodoctor8857 It's not stealing if the other person doesn't want or need it

That, and stealing all those items. But yes, that :)

I like to think he got it as a gift and was too polite to get rid of something he didn’t use until he was legitimately threatened by it. Or he was Christian, but that doesn’t strike me as the case. Something about him thinking he could be a vampire convinces me otherwise

pretty clearly the thought that he could be a Vampire changed his outlook on life and made him leave his job as a door to door bible salesman

@@germanrodriguez1842 he gave people pamphlets for years and when he got bit and turned by a vampire and realized that thats HELLA annoying he started sneaking into peoples homes to get the pamphlets back but he realized people thru that shit away immediately so he just starting taking their stuff

@@justintime112 coming to theatres near you this summer: Burglaratu, Witness repentance

@@germanrodriguez1842 i need it and i need it now. also that's an awesome movie title wtf

Yeah it's like modern take on Robin Hood.. It's Amazing.

As I saw this comment he said that like 2 seconds b4

One of em!

@@MarnoASMR how many do you have?

infinite, they just keep being made.

@@joebiden1766 thanks joe

@@rand0mguy642 Who's joe?

:0 I want that nowww, gosh dangit

@@origamitiger1329 get in the van, loser, we're frantically scrawling half baked lyrics onto the back of a Wendy's receipt

@@zeehall2737 heck fricken YES

Ok but if anyone can make that roleplay Marno can

look at the pic in the back at 15:27

Mob boss: "Conor. I need you to...'take care' of Paulie" Conor: "No worries, boss" Also Conor: cures Paulie's chronic back pain and helps him get a new job

theres always the next connor vid, so dont give up on that idea yet lol

Yooo he liked my comment that’s crazy

I need this

“Here’s a ton of ketchup packets I took from a chick fil a. I don’t even eat there I just grabbed the ketchups”

@@EmilyTotallynotbees he better cite you in the video because that sounds exactly like something he’d say

@@EmilyTotallynotbees I totally read this in his voice lol

thats new

I always think that he's a well groomed guy.

its a tax write off hes good

Plot twist: he ACTUALLY stole all of this stuff for the video

More like $250,000

Nah bro, Conor would make sure every homie had a four poster bed

Obito.

@Ariana Storms *ah a fellow naruto fan i see*

"godspeed marno" reminds me of the shopkeeper outside the brotherhood in ac unity

​@@simsonchin godspeed Arno

nobody can stop the flow

I'm waiting for him to shave it off completely

omg i bet they use the same conditioner 🥺🥺

@@1996Pinocchio sounds like ephemeral rift lol

Funny thing is that mines longer I’m 14 my hair is super thick and pretty long it goes below the top of my spine by quite a bit

Id come and watch too

Is this ya mahm? Hi there, ya kid was just healpin’ me wit my businest. He’s a very helpful young boy.

Same

You stole the words from me!!!!

Me

He only wears the mask because he's cold

same!

Or when the waitress at the diner calls you hon'

@@FaulkieB he went skiing

@@FaulkieB i wear ski masks for funzies sometimes (also so i don’t get windburn)

NICE ADVERTISEMENT

@@viporal7898 thank u my friend. 🤗☺️

@@ASMR_Orangely NO PROBLEM, DUDE

blatant advertisement, cop this dislike and report.

Only Marno Could create this type of role play

Let's goooooo

Hes got some shit with some bop init

@@claddd YEAH YEAH‼️

OMG ITS DABABY OMG AHHHHH

Pretty sure we're the accomplice, but I would also let him steal from me anyway