ASMR Religious Junk Mail (Part 1)

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The Religious Junk Mail video I uploaded on March 18, 2021 was intended to be a one-time thing just for fun.
Surprisingly, a couple of people requested more videos about it.
I thought to myself, "That's a good idea"!
So, here we are at my attempt at making this an ASMR video. I did not realize I would receive more junk mail from the same source in such a short period of time. I'm glad they sent it to me though. It allowed me to make this video.
While editing this video, I found out that I became a little too excited/frustrated during the middle of the video and I started speaking and moving a little too quickly. I'll try to control myself next time. Hopefully I'll receive some more religious junk mail so there actually WILL be a "next time". I'd like to make a "Part 2" to this.
Godspeed On The Devil's Thunder!

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26 апр 2021

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@Burt_Sampson 3 года назад

The king has returned once again

@cIeetz 3 года назад

who, Jesus? ahaaaaa

@lilj9326 3 года назад

@@cIeetz 👏😂

@balmain2496 3 года назад

That Oreo necklace is SWEET 🔥

@Jamie_Pritchard 3 года назад

Your voice and manner always hit the right tone to totally chill me out. I could listen to you read this rubbish all day and night 😁

@FourScoreSevenYearsAgo 3 года назад

Wait till Peter Popoff sends you some miracle spring water. Also “God touched my daughter’s body” at 22:30 is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

@kirkleitch8416 3 года назад

So funny 😂

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Haha! I admit. That "God touched my daughter's body" part caught me off guard. I don't know why they allowed that one to slip through. My mother actually received some of that "Miracle Spring Water" from Peter Popoff back in the early 90s. I totally forgot about that stuff. I think she also followed the instructions too, but... Nothing happened! Peter Popoff just asked for more money.

@reuben8140 3 года назад

I’m happy with the role modern Christianity plays in my country but man the organised stuff you guys have stateside is wild, like those mega-churches and pastors with private jets etc

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Yeah. It's bad over here. Luckily, religion in the United States is on a slow decline. The younger generations are departing from it due to all of the abuse and corruption.

@thesavannalady 3 года назад

This is such a great video. nice one. I just watched your Q&A video from EIGHT YEARS ago... I remember watching that when you first uploaded it. where does time go. Have you done another one since then?

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Yes! Time is FLYING by :O I have not made another Q&A video. The demand just isn't there. I'll keep making regular ASMR videos though.

@horseluver136 3 года назад

Yess, another video! It’s really sick that these people who send the junk mail would prey on those who are simpler and gullible enough to believe in this stuff. Just sick.

@AiraLee 3 года назад

Waddup, Luke?! Religion separates people.

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Amen to that! That's exactly why there are so many denominations.

@SCHughesMSP 3 года назад

It sounds like a long winded fortune cookie strip.

@DrDeusExMachina 3 года назад

I love your new place. Its awesome to watch the evolution of your channel.

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Thanks, man :)

@sheridan7490 3 года назад

You’re bad ass Luke! You showed them, you ain’t no sucker. Great pitchfork :O)

@flipdiesel9652 3 года назад

How often do you replace your purple contacts with new ones? And where do you get them? I’ve watched your vids for a long ass time haha since 2014 I believe. And I’ve always wondered if you’ve had the same ones for all this time or if you go out of your way to constantly replace them. Also do you wear them when you’re just chillin by yourself or do you only wear them for videos and when you go out in public

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

I use Soleko Queens Solitaire. They're from Italy and I replace them every three months. When I first started this channel years ago, I used an American brand which was far superior to the Soleko. Unfortunately, the American brand no longer exists. I wear them all of the time and everywhere because they're also prescription, so I am nearly blind without them and I don't own glasses.

@toughsuga2 3 года назад

So relaxing

@marsianin1967 3 года назад

Hello form Ukraine! I like ur videos, i watched u since 2016

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Hello, Nikolay! Thank you for supporting me. Although I've never been there, Ukraine seems like such a nice country!

@ASMRvelous 3 года назад

Lol you tearing apart this BS propaganda is honestly now my favourite place on youtube. I fell asleep too quickly yesterday but now I'm getting to the gold. Brilliantly done, sir

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Really? That caught me by surprise, but I'm glad you enjoy it :) I actually plan on making another one soon because this "church" sent me another letter a couple of days after I uploaded this video.

@ASMRvelous 3 года назад

Looking forward to it! They must really want you (or your $$$)

@santiagocamacho1077 3 года назад

This is amazing.

@jamiejuba9914 3 года назад

This is hilarious. I love it

@pepsil4life475 3 года назад

Can't help but notice your mics are binaural. Would be heavenly if you could do some binaural asmr, you're probably one of my fav asmrtist atm!

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

I do plan on making another close-up whispering video with this camera, but it might be a long time before I make one. I'm behind schedule with these videos :(

@Burt_Sampson 3 года назад

@@BlackMaleASMR looking forward to it 😃😃

@gnarlyasmr 3 года назад

Omg this voice. It’s like butter.

@BillboBirsay 3 года назад

That's alot of religious mail! We dont get any of that in the uk

@UloPe 3 года назад

Yeah same in Germany. Praise the FSM.

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Yall don't receive any? I'm going to have to relocate :O

@chrisdecafasmr 3 года назад

I legit get amazing ASMR from reading religious junk mail. The sort of unique, bizarre, naive, manipulative text, it feels so earnest and so fake at the same time. If the envelope was hand-addressed, even better.

@thelittlewildkat1 3 года назад

You look fantastic!

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Thank you!

@kirkleitch8416 2 года назад

We used to take those prepaid envelopes from credit card companies and pack them full of all of our other junkmail. Just another idea next time you get one. 😉

@BlackMaleASMR 2 года назад

HAHAHA! Man! That's a great idea. I'll have to try that out.

@RalphAngel40 3 года назад

🙂🖤🖤🖤

@jamiejuba9914 3 года назад

Alien demon from outer space holding a pitch fork. I’d love to see their faces when they open this

@tzizimime 3 года назад

In México people dont send stuff like that (as far as ibknow) but it must be fun to read through it. XD hahaha keep the coin as a funny trinket

@Sweetirishwhispers 3 года назад

I love getting religious junk mail. It makes me LOL so much. Especially when my cats are sniffing at it like it’s a foreign body 🤣 I live right beside a church. Some of the elders came around during the time we had a referendum for abortion here. That was a fun convo 😖

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

WOW! I've never lived near a church before. I don't know if I'd be mentally capable of enduring something like that :O I'm a little jealous that I didn't hear the conversation you had with the elders though.

@AugustTheStag 3 года назад

Hey dude! Your name is totally Luke Wilson, isn't it? That's badass! He's definitely the better of the Wilson brothers and you are definitely the better of the Luke Wilson's, hahaha

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Yeah, man. It's a coincidence. I just wish I had as much money as the other Luke Wilson. Then I'd be all set and living in my dream city of Phoenix, Arizona :D

@AugustTheStag 3 года назад

@@BlackMaleASMR dude same. I get told I look like John Lennon all the time. If only I had Beatle money hahaha

@AugustTheStag 3 года назад

@Aegis Music I'd agree with you, but you try going your entire life with everyone including close family continually, over and over again, tell you you look like some other person. It gets very very very annoying.

@WIDfigga23 3 года назад

Have you tried the strawberry frosted donut Oreos yet?

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Man! I've been hunting for that flavor for over a month now. I STILL haven't been able to find them. These department stores and grocery stores in my area are slacking!

@WIDfigga23 3 года назад

@@BlackMaleASMR I feel your pain! I haven’t been able to find them either...I’ve been dying to try them, but I need your expert opinion on whether they’re good or not lol keep hunting!

@RelaxElise 3 года назад

Thankaa you 😀

@RelaxElise 3 года назад

Your voice + sharpie on paper = 😍

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Thank you! When I was editing this video, I discovered that the sound of that Sharpie sliding across the paper did actually trigger my ASMR. I was shocked. I might make a video my myself just writing on a sheet of paper with a Sharpie. That would be cool.

@RelaxElise 3 года назад

@@BlackMaleASMR yes , please. 😊 getting relaxed when making relaxing videos for others is a win win 😎

@MichelleCaruana 3 года назад

22.30 lol 🤣🤣

@olganikiti 3 года назад

🤫

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Hello, Happy Lady Olga!

@eagzsez8925 3 года назад

So I looked this "Church" up. St. Matthew's Churches, formerly St. Matthew Publishing, Inc., is an evangelical Christian ministry. It is primarily a mail-based ministry with an address in Tulsa, Oklahoma, with churches in New York City and Houston. In 1999, St. Matthew Publishing Inc. reported $26.8 million in revenue.[1] In 2007, it reportedly earned $6 million a month. Unfortunately, many adults with the intellect of children have fallen victim to these charletans.

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Seriously? I didn't even think about looking this "church" up on Google! They have all of those millions of dollars, and they're asking ME for money? HAHA! They need to go ahead and give me the $1,000,000.00 that I asked for! They can afford it.

@marsbeads 3 года назад

I need to start a church. So many gullible people!

@treeeester 3 года назад

Not paying taxes allows for a lot of $$$$ for marketing and such junk mass mailings. 🙄

@135Pandemonium 3 года назад

Im religious. But its not nice to get spammed like that. The Bible though even for non religious people is one of the mega books in the history of literature

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Exactly. I'm sure these churches would hate it if the Church Of Satan started sending solicitation letters to them. I wish I could put a stop to these letters.

@HauntingTheHoly 3 года назад

Luke is like a GOD compared to...well...God!

@vfnxjcjcujenxncjdzx 3 года назад

Be. My. Boyfriend.

@PBottomPoochies 3 года назад

Lol. definitely pretty sexy. That voice!

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

Haha! Well, I have a horrible track record. Believe me!

@MrKgbronx12 3 года назад

What happened to your beautiful skin. Maybe its the lighting.

@BlackMaleASMR 3 года назад

You're right. It's the lighting. My skin has been the same for years. In my last couple of videos, I decided to use the sun as my main source of light so that everything could look more natural.