ASMR | The RUDEST Waiter in the World Roleplay 

Really proud of this video! I hope you all enjoy it! Let me know if you like the new cuts kind of format in this video or if you enjoy just one long take videos. Thank you! Don’t forget to smile! 😁❤️

I was having a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day and then rude waiter ruins it in a matter of seconds. Thanks man! 👍

love how you blend great humour & great sounds, thanks Ryan!

One of the things I really like about his acting is how expressive he is with his eyebrows, adds so much to the video

Everytime I think I cant meet a ruder waiter. Can it get any worse?! Fun fact Ryan, your very first rude waiter video was the first video I saw of yours before I subscribed. My how the time has flown

I absolutely love this series! You do such a good job at acting it all out which makes me question if it’s really acting or if this is how you act off camera 🤔😂 Keep up the good work!

Ryan: *being rude as hell* Me: sir im going to put this as nice as possible i'm sick of your shit

one of these days he’s gonna end up ACTUALLY trying to hurt our feelings 😅

Nah cos the way I was imagining myself snapping back with “I’m the CEO.” I started making up my own damn story 🤣🤣😭

If I pay close to $6mil for 3 courses I better never get hungry in my life again🤣

I like to imagine that they actually started to like each other after the first couple times and now they just keep it going as running joke trying to top each other every time

Why do I love his rude asmrs better than anything? I just find his sarcasm and cutting remarks the best ever! Love u ry!

For 5 million dollars, that meal had better come with a lifetime supply of gourmet food delivered to my house.

This is even better because I just watched American Psycho for the first time last night lmao

I can’t believe I got Saturday reservations at Dorsia 😳

Ryan im trying to go to sleep but you are making me laugh so hard rn. Really good video keep it up.

Love that after you poured half the bottle of wine it took a while to focus when you got back. That worked out well.

Plot twist Dorsia is one of those restaurants where the waiters are supposed to be rude. We were giggling the whole time and waiter Ryan made Bank in our tip.

I like how you’re in the background talking in between serving! It would be cool if you added in some chewing sounds from the customer, or some register sounds, something like that! Love the video 🥰

Im sick in bed but this is the first time i laughed all day. Thank u

love how creative ur vids are

The Restaurant Ambience just makes this video a touch better - These small details really does alot imo😁

This man's asmr videos are so entertaining 🤣

I wish the best for your community, have a beautiful sleep 🧡✨

This gives me MJF vibes (ask your brother 💀)

LMAO love this😭🤍 comedy plus asmr is a such an unexpected amazing combo💀

Really love Ryan, really makes me happy and makes me laugh and makes me feel good before a big test

I love your roleplays of course, but I'd love to see some more "casual" type of videos. The video of you building the Master Chief helmet is still one of my favourites to watch!!

Hands down the funniest asmr content creator

Yes the waiter series I love it thank amazing vid keep the great work up

Thanks Ryan for this awesome roleplay! I needed to laugh!

I *really* should not be watching these food-centric ASMR videos so early in the morning. Even just that singular hot dog made me lick my lips. And that "plastic bag" comment reminded me of those ultra shiny puffy jackets you can get and I can just imagine someone responding to that with "Ayo I paid $300 for this! Come *on*, man!" A great video as always!

Wonderful video. You are a really good actor and ASMR artist. Always love seeing your videos. Keep up the good work!💙

Two years ago an elderly woman stopped me as I was walking past her in the grocery store; the reason being so she could ask if I could grab a bottle of wine off of the top shelf as I am relatively tall. I obliged her and grabbed her a bottle of 7 Moons cabernet sauvignon, but in doing so my sleeve caught a bottle and two came crashing to the ground. The thumbnail of this video reminded me of that moment and I cringed so hard I'm no longer sleepy anymore.

Best asmrtist on RU-vid

“I’m not sorry to bother you.” lol

oml your voice is so calming

reservations at dorsia feel like patrick

That “You’re Nothing” killed me😂😂

2:37 Ngl I was freaked out by how accurate that was! Why you gotta call me out like that😂

I'm just in Dorcia to show off my new business cards.

RYAN TILTY TOWIE IS BACK!!!!

I like how when he introduced the hotdog the camera just strictly focused on the hotdog and blurred his face for 6 seconds

I really love getting disrespected by a complete stranger that makes me feel as i’m a useless human being, love IT😄

Ryan is lookin quite dapper!! 🤩

I'm so obbsessed with Ryan's rude roleplays!

It's really made my day,thank u ryan!

Our professional chef, Pablo

that hotdogs looked delicious ! another great video as always

i am getting godly tingles from here

Ahahahah 🤣 “ make a right on poverty lane .” Jesus that really had me ugly laughing

1:30 Love the eyebrow lift 😂👏🥰

I absolutely lost it when he said “I would never walk into your MudHut”!!!!!!! I am fucking dead lmfaooo😭😂🏆

Plz make more of this,u as a waitor is amazing, especially a rude one 🔥🔥🔥💯💯

Reservation at the Dorsia? Impossible

the steak looked really good!

Impressive, very nice… let’s see Paul Allen’s roleplay 🤨

For being 5 stars the food sounds like its from the soup kitchen lol love you Ryan

Chef Pablo role play??? 😂 amazing video

I can’t tell u how many times I’ve listened to this on Spotify. I love ur rude asmr videos sm they’re hilarious

Its always a good day when ryan uploades

How dose he manage to stretch the video out so long while still bing entertaining

"your dog bowl" got me

"Wait so I owe you $30K?" "Nah I'm just clowning you bro it's like $45.50"

Having one of the worst days man will finally relax

Your videos are unexpectedly poppin'!

“We have a dress policy and ew is not on the list” Literally dead 😂😂💀

Bro I lost it at "chug jugs and shield potions"

I don’t blame him for throwing up when well done steak was mentioned, and those who want to argue that well done steak is good can’t even argue because they are still chewing

It’s too relaxing to hurt 😩🤣

1:24 we happen to have a dress code and eww isn’t on it hahaha

The starwars joke got me cause I love starwars

I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia ;Great sea urchin ceviche

My, uh… my name is Dave. That really snapped me back to reality lol

ASMR Ryan your timing for the jokes are great. I know it's scripted and what not, but it still takes talent and you got it.

Feels like Patrick bateman

How did he manage to book Dorsia on a Friday night at 800

Hi Ryan I’m a big fan and I love your videos and I think you’ll be really cool if you did a rude reactor reacting to one of your rude role-plays

3:26 oh nooo well done or we fighting waiter ryan💀

I personally believe today is my birthday and my friends asked the waiter to prank me

Patrick Bateman would be furious if he found out a homeless man got a reservation at Dosia.

I feel like these waiter videos are just an excuse for Ryan to write off his groceries as a business expense

Thank you for the organic mustard, it tore me up on the toilet later. What did you mix into it!?!

Have a hot dog w your wine, before steak 😂 I keep laughing to hard I’m going to wake people up here. Thank you!!

I love this❤

"Eat that with your hands"🤣🤣🤣🤣

My god that glass of wine was huge

i would KILL for reservations at dorsia

At this point it's time for a Debra face reveal

absolute legend

This is hilarious! Am I sleeping or laughing?

“I’ve never been to a freak show” 😂

Can we talk about the fact he talks about socks and Sandals in almost every video🤣😭

Here comes the sequel

The single eyebrow raise is everything 🧐

You were 100% correct on giving us medium rare instead of well done

Tilty towie is back

Titled towey is backkk

That hotdog should be considered a crime against food, nay humanity.

man should make a video only roasting us cause these roasts are good😈