ASMR The Shave & Haircut Combo 

fact: dollar shave club is actually a secret asmr cult

Marno: *doesn’t say hey, how are you* Me: aH wHat

0:39 *cue the vine of the kid struggling to form a proper sentence*

“Just a RU-vidr doing their thing” Dollar Shave Club: *im bouta fund this whole mans career.*

0:38 "...i dont- i wan- i don-" wise words by a wise man

Nobody: The Mosquito in my room at 3AM: 14:04

“We wanna keep your hair beefy... like beefy strands of Stromboli.” 3:16

10:16 Marno casually cutting my eyebrow off

0:00 - SPONSOR TIME 2:00 - Drench Time (Whispers, white noise and brushing sounds) 3:10 - Nutrient Rich Shampoo time (bottle tapping, whispers, beefy stromboli hair, soapy finger flutters, and scrubby sounds) 4:23 - Slowing it down 4:44 - LETS WASH THAT OUT (white noise background, very quiet water dripping noises, inaudible whispers and clicking) 5:17 - Towel Time (fabric sounds, whispers, breathy sounds) 6:00 - Haircut Consultation! (Whispers, tapping) 6:36 - Protective Crepe! (Whispers, Velcro/Corduroy/Fabric sounds) 7:36 - Snippy Snippy (fast and slow scissor sounds, inaudible whispers + regular whispers, white noise background [razor and hairdryer sounds] ) 9:07 - Snips and Comb (scissor snips, comb flicking (?), clicking type sounds) 9:31 - Smoothing (?) Shears (case tapping, inaudible and regular whispers, scratchy sounds) 10:08 - PacMan Scissors and Creaky Door Comb (different scissor sounds, comb sounds, white noise background, breathy boy, whispers, wacka wacka wacka) 12:46 - Brushing the loose hairs off (brushing with big fluffy brush, whispers) 13:51 - Lightsaber shaver (quiet buzzing) 15:11 - Consultation + Rogue strand Annihilation (whispers and more quiet buzzing) 16:39 - Blowdry (quiet whooshing, whispers) 16:53 - Check out that haircut and take notes (whispers, tapping, finger flutters) 17:54 - Shaving! (Squishy, sudsy firm shave soap, whispered explanation, mixing sounds) 20:40 - Very Lathered Brush to the face (whispers, tapping, little lip smacks, swipes, ticking) 21:24 - Relax or get cut (swipe swipe swipe, whispers, breathy, razor shaving your beard, background white noise) 22:50 - Get one last look in the mirror (fabric noises, whispers, getting cleaned up) 24:20 - Final touches! (Whispers) 24:50 - Crepe Cape Removal (whispers, fabric noises) 25:56 - It’s FREE. Never done time stamps before, loved the whole video. Please make sure to listen to the sponsor. Much love to Marno.

“What hair cut do you want?” “A mullet” “So high and tight?”

At least he wasn't sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends, right?

title: shaving roleplay *me, as a woman:* i am fascinated dont worry y'all i shave just not my face lmaoo

First off, I love your channel man, there is truly an art to what you do, it doesn't seem forced or awkward when you create videos. I just love your whole attitude man. Also when are you going to collab/Q&A with goodnight moon again? You guys seem to just kind of vibe off of each other's energy and it just seems so natural and very enjoyable to watch.

He’s the only male asmrtist i dont feel uncomfortable watching

I always like watching asmr role plays because: 1. The ting tangs. 2. Imagining them as real life situations makes me laugh.

"so what kind of a style are you going for?" *well you know that avatar guy...*

click here if you’re in need of a lil sugar ↓ 1:57

I started watching ASMR about 3yrs ago, and its been over a year since i last got tingles. Tonight, i got slight tingles in the back of my head, missed it like crazy! Thank you!

marno with the razor: ⬅️➡️↗️↘️⬇️↖️⬆️↙️

1:57 Me: blushes Alt title: a shave with the boys

now i really feel like one of the boys. beautiful.

Totally saw Marno at 7-Eleven today. I wanted to say Hi cause it's the 2nd time I've seen him around but there's no cute way to say "Hey, I fall asleep to the sound of your voice from time-to-time, Nice to meet you!" lolll.

Marno could shave me bald and I’d thank him for it

3:18 “like... beefy strands of stromboli” *immediate regret*

Please inform the boys that me and my wife are now partaking in the dollar shave club.

3:27 Marno: Let me know if I'm being too rough Me: you're scratching my eyeballs out but it's ok

15:29 marno: *casually shaves off your eyebrow*

8:26 from this part it is so relaxing💕💕💕

Best timestamp ever! 1:57 1:57 1:57 1:57

10:08 Marno: 👀 👄 ✂️ Me: oh, Its okay Its not like my eyelashes and eyebrows were important or anything

Marno, I'm going to sleep now at the start of the video, please don't let me wake up bald

Marno coming in clutch with that good content

I love that you have actual barber's sounds going on in the background, this is the proof that you work hard and put yourself into asmr. I adore you

i just got done with my studies and i’m going to sleep what a perfect timing omg

Its 2 am so you couldn't have found a better time chief

I always wanted to shave shed my head but my mom doesn’t let me to, so I guess this is the closest that I’m going to get.

At first I read “ASMR the slave and haircut” and I was very confused

Aaaaa... now I want a protective grape cape 6:45

ASMRtist: makes a video about haircuts or styling DSC: Son of a B*tch, I'm in

Bro right before I was gonna watch this I was thinking "this dude sponsored by dollar shave club" but then was like nah he barely does any sponsors but here we are with ma man Marno getting his dollar shave club on. (Edit1: thx for the likes. Am glad to make people laugh.)

Best triggers to me 7:48 8:12 19:17 19:53 5:37 9:11 10:09 13:55 1:05 18:20

0:42 I was preparing for a loud noise but it never came. I feel weird now. Thanks?

So I've realized two things 1. This is my new favorite video of yours 10/10 man And 2. My new favorite sound 19:04

I can predict the future and I already know that this video is perfect

I have been struggling with massive anxiety for the past year, take meds and go to therapy. Found I have a lot of trouble sleeping and settling down. I watch this every other night and it helps the me the most out of everything I have tried and of all the videos I have watched/listened to so thank you.

Your last haircut video was a go to for sleep for a while, I’m so glad you made another one! It gives me both tingles and relaxation instead of just one of and I love it ❤️

Love when he shaved my eyes, nose, and forehead

people commenting they’re going early to bed while i am over here am still awake at 2:20am

DollarShaveClub is sponsoring EVERYONE wow... amazing

Marno: we want to keep your hair beefy... like beefy strands of Stromboli. Me: finally, a stylist who understands want I want

Congrats on the sponsorship! Love a good shave. 🤷

You have the perfect voice for ASMR. I also really like the way you layer sounds. My favorite!

The sound of the razer slowly getting closer and then being taken away fast is so relaxing!!

0:38 *"I don't. I want. I don't."* 😂

Best dollar shave club ad I have ever seen

Miss the nail polish BUT THIS VIDEO IS F***ING AWESOME! congrats on the sponsorship

Anyone else notice he seems more joyful in this vid?? Idk it’s like he’s carrying himself differently but it makes me happy to see ☺️ he deserves some peace and contentment in his life!! ❤️👌🏻

Feels good to be early Edit: 6:50 - 7:35 sounded good!

it’s three am and this was the perfect time to post, time to sleep!

Shave butter That’s a satisfying name

this is my absolutely favorite style of video ❤️❤️ i love the hand sounds and hand movements around the camera

With my glasses off at the moment, can't really see what's going on up there so just make it look neat and you get your 5 stars.

You know when you wince and shiver when you get your hair washed at the hair dressers, because the level of human contact you get is little to none.

Soooo relaxing! Thank you 🤩💛

:0 im a crepe? 🥺🥰 edit: watching this drunk is a Mistake that’s *not* helping with my marno crush

Had to click as soon as the notification lit up my screen 🔥🔥

Congratulations on your sponsor!! What an awesome achievement!

he had me at "big", ive got 24 starter packages on their way.

I always come back to this video. That shave foam is intense. (Tingly)

Ahhhh, just in time, as always, marno!

Oh, the layered sounds in the distance are a nice touch.

Those towel sounds 🔥 🔥🔥

Always wanted the beefy Stromboli look

Thank you I want to take a nap and I need a asmr vid

I can literally hear the next customer sitting waiting for this ‘experience’

Idk how he did it but it really sounded like my hair was getting washed at the hair salon

Marno: **makes Christmas triggers for the boys** The girls: Awe man it’s not for us. :^( Marno: **Makes shaving triggers** The girls: *Am I a joke to you?*

I literally love the asmr sponsored shit, imagine if Marno did a whole video of just sponsors in asmr

Just in time ty for this.. 4:24 AM Qatar, Doha good night

I was planning on getting a mohawk👀

The comb and scissors combo are golden- many thanks

Thanks boi! Really needed this to sleep tonight

Just trying to fall asleep🥰 Thank u for new videooo😅😅

This was obviously for us ladies, ladies. Finally our time has come.

Omg, the buzzy sound from the cutters is my favorite thing about going for a hair cut, it's so nice

i love beefy hair, how’d you know?

god, once that light buzzing from the razor kicks in i fall asleep so fast. too bad i instantly wake up when the sound changes 😔😔 wish i could find a video that was just that sound, but i can’t seem to find one that hits the spot like this

this was perfect timing! thank you!!

How can you put a massive smile on my face while doing a sponsorship ... you pure human ... thank you

Hey Just here to say that you're amazing and you deserve many more subs!

i thought you said “kinda sounds like batman” so i had that surprised pikachu face for some seconds

19:50 me as a woman: "Stop teasing me and put that shaving cream on my face" Love it..

Omg the shaving machine thing was PERFECT! Haven't had goosebumps from asmr for a very long time!

I'm surprised he didn't do the things, like, you know. The *thing*! With the hair? And the shampoo! Like, making a huge spike out of your hair? Just pulling that sucker up and making it stand up, lol! Would have been priceless :>

Love you Marno..Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

get my hair BEEFED up

Marno is the only male ASMR videos that i can handle! he is extraordinary, so relaxing!

so if there's a sink behind me, I'm leaning back right? so I'm sitting. so is this man straddling me?

New favorite trigger: Darth Vader laugh 11:34 👀

THIS IS JUST WHAT I ASKED FOR CHRISTMAS