ASMR Voice: By Design [M4A] [Cyborg/Android] [Sci-fi] [Horror/Yandere]

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I was made for you... don't you love me?
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Written by Pastella
Recorded by CardlinAudio
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10 сен 2024

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@carlijefferson396 7 лет назад

hmm.. he pulled that guys heart out in the living room? I guess it's the dying room now

@whathuhwhuh 7 лет назад

What'd I miss? Unfortunately, I didn't miss this comment. I'm kidding please don't cabinet battle me

@LunaP1 5 лет назад

😆👍

@akirawolfe6610 5 лет назад

yes give this man a Nobel prize

@LonelyBlackWolf96 5 лет назад

More like :The dining room became the dying room.

@zilithbasham1683 4 года назад

Bu dum tis.

@Rachella8980 7 лет назад

At the beginning. . . VERONICA, OPEN THE, OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE! VERONICA OPEN THE DOOR!!

@yeetyourselfintothesun 6 лет назад

CaptainSwan- Fan Veronica can we not fight anymore please, can we not fight anymore

@myaisnotonfire 6 лет назад

Jasmine Rae Veronica sure your scared I’ve been there

@yeetyourselfintothesun 6 лет назад

@@myaisnotonfire I can set you free

@Parsnips001 5 лет назад

Veronica, don't make me come in there!

@patriciacantwrite7236 5 лет назад

I PUNCHED THE WALL AND SCREAMED “BAM BAM BAM” THEN I FOUND YOU CHANGED MY HEART *continues to comment whole song* Veronica? I brought you a sNaCk! *screams*

@whathuhwhuh 7 лет назад

5:36 ...well someone just died. **climbs out window** I'm not dealing with this shit.

@MichixEdits 7 лет назад

FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT

@unnecessarydelivery5549 7 лет назад

GONNA PACK MY BAGS FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT

@SugarSkulled_ 7 лет назад

DONT MIND ME IMMA JUST GRAB MAH STUFF AND LEAVE 'SCUSE MEH PLS

@missmyers4 7 лет назад

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE IMMA GET THE FUCK UP OUT OF HERE

@LillithChristfoREVer 7 лет назад

Considering the robot brought us the mans heart, yeah I would say he's a little dead.

@ShiningAndStarstruck 7 лет назад

cardlin: "why do you have that phone?" me: callin' for pizza, i'm hungry. you want anything?

@katsukibakugou1524 5 лет назад

Cardlin: pineapple pizza , please. Me: ...that's it, I'm calling the people that made you. You got a screw loose...

@yunuenhagane3495 4 года назад

Omg yess

@TheAmityElf 7 лет назад

My impression of the guy at the robot factory: "Alright, who ordered the hot male android with suppressed homicidal yandere urges? (undertone) Friggin idiot."

@withcamryn 7 лет назад

Oh my gosh lol 😂

@thunderhorse9974 7 лет назад

AmityRavenclawElf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@norbertkillmouseky2066 3 года назад

Yes

@bloocuteandcuboot 7 лет назад

CardiBot:"It's because I'm not human, isn't it?" Me:"What, no? That's RACIST."

@quartxio 7 лет назад

Tianna 'Tia' Allen lmao beautiful XD

@auroreabt8287 5 лет назад

THAT'S ROBOPHOBIC

@crystalryx 5 лет назад

@@auroreabt8287 Someone knows Danganronpa V3---

@Den1seQu0ta 5 лет назад

When my friend says something that I don't like for example "Ariana Grande sucks" I always go "RACIST"

@glove2734 5 лет назад

@@auroreabt8287 *YES*

@sydm5237 7 лет назад

He kind of sounds like Baymax from Big Hero 6 :3

@StarseekerYuli 7 лет назад

Yaaaaaasss. I may never be able to watch that again without thinking of this audio!

@whathuhwhuh 7 лет назад

Extreme Otaku yaaaandere baby...

@clownfetti_z 7 лет назад

Extreme Otaku Yesss thats what it reminded me of lol

@Syel0820 7 лет назад

Yeah. So funny !!!

@B10H4Z4RDGaming 7 лет назад

When he was behind the door he kind of sounded like Sonny from I, Robot. Lol

@jin-ahlee6471 7 лет назад

I'm so conflictedddd like "No, don't be sad" but also "Don't kill meeeee"

@crocodiletears5986 7 лет назад

**Confused flustered screaming**

@whathuhwhuh 7 лет назад

Crocodile Tears same

@katsukawaame4190 7 лет назад

*confused flustered questioning screaming*

@MichixEdits 7 лет назад

*CONFUSED FLUSTERED IN EVERY LANGUAGE*

@katsukawaame4190 7 лет назад

Michelle Martinez *_CONFUSED FLUSTERED IN EVERY MUSIC GENRE ESPECIALLY THAT JPOP cuz ya gotta be _**_#moe_**_ afterall_*

@spicybuttjuice498 7 лет назад

*confused flustered screaming under blankets while eating popcorn*

@JamesLee-km7gd 7 лет назад

5:36 [softly singing as I climb out the window] I don't know what the fuck just happened but I don't really care imma get the fuck up outta here fuck this shit im out

@iuliabandula352 6 лет назад

Levi Motherfuckin' Ackerman same

@madtophatter1020 7 лет назад

when I heard the "no your not getting through" and crashing noises, I literally whispered "...oh shit....O_O"

@alyssaclark3278 6 лет назад

mad tophatter Same. I was just saying to myself,"Oh god...I shouldn't of created hi- *crash noises* 😱

@jocelynwolfe5011 6 лет назад

mad tophatter 😂

@emtinalmess3188 5 лет назад

Same

@kyoyaootori9174 5 лет назад

Sing songy: 'Fuck this shit, I'm out!'

@troubledfiend4426 7 лет назад

File Cardlin.exe has a virus and has become corrupted, I have to force shut down. *grabs a baseball bat* o-o

@eldritchgoddess4434 6 лет назад

Jacqueline Sanders same

@stormsyde 6 лет назад

Cardlin.exe: *grabs bat* what are you going to do with that *bat breaks*

@fangirltmurphy9998 6 лет назад

**grabs chainsaw** LETS DO THIS. **epically pulls on shades**

@sashawolfson3602 4 года назад

Me: **Grabs a metal Baseball Bat and a Gun** It must be stopped.

@TheFuronda 7 лет назад

This was scary. Listening to this in a dark room wasn't a good idea.

@katiekendrick5557 7 лет назад

TheFuronda perfect idea my friend listening to this audio by yourself in a dark room late at night is just THE BEST AND I MEAN THE BEST GODDAM IDEA EVER!

@princessrosalinastarstoolm4928 6 лет назад

Faints!

@emtinalmess3188 5 лет назад

I made the same mistake I also have a electronic bot my brother made me a few years ago in my room.. I'm hiding in my covers😂😂😂

@funky5170 5 лет назад

My door was open

@jessestone3573 5 лет назад

Holy shit, same

@onemoretime3249 7 лет назад

It's like Googlipler. GoogleAudio? Googledin?

@whathuhwhuh 7 лет назад

Bre Shore yes. Yes! YEEEEEESSSSS

@mcartc4755 7 лет назад

Bre Shore YASSSSSSSS QUEEN YAAAASSS

@akirawolfe6610 5 лет назад

Googledin for the win!

@potato_chip5972 5 лет назад

Caribot

@supercalifragilisticexiste6494 3 года назад

@@potato_chip5972 THATS THE ONE

@deancasey8946 7 лет назад

*hears the first glitch in his voice* NOPE NOPE IM OUT GONNA LISTEN TO SOME CUTE STUFF INSTEAD SCREW THIS

@jessestone3573 5 лет назад

Same bro, I'm scared

@carsextendedwarranteecalle8749 5 лет назад

Same, I jumped off the couch lol

@nessa_rose8822 6 лет назад

At 4:02 when he said "only you" and paused, I legit said out loud "can prevent forest fires"

@RandomStuff-xx8ls 2 года назад

HELP I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

@BlackDollNerd777 7 лет назад

ME: "Shut Down." CyborCardlin: I don't understand Shut Down. ME: SHUT DOWN! POWER DOWN! SWITCH OFF! SHUT THE FUCK DOWN I SAY!!

@TheAmityElf 7 лет назад

Control alt delete END TASK!

@Nitenixu 7 лет назад

BlackDoll NerdPrd I was thinking the same thing like

@kian84ismyoppa91 7 лет назад

Me: BE HUMBLE cyborg: I don't understand be humble Me:oh well I give up am a yandere's girl now wow Cyborg: yay !*drags me by foot* Me: well this is my life now😭

@animetanimater4505 7 лет назад

Ctrl + Alt + Del! CTrL + AlT + DEl!! CTRL + ALT + DEL!!!

@ukuleiah816 6 лет назад

Me: *walks around cardlin-bot Bot: what are you looking for?? Me: I swear there was an off button? Or was that a mute button? Meh, both will due

@MissMangochannel 7 лет назад

"I must care for you.. " talk about Bae-max

@Rhi_willowgrey 7 лет назад

This sounds so creepy, and scary, and so perfectly terrifying. Thank you!

@humpsalotivana 5 лет назад

Rhianna we love a spice queen ♕

@CardlinAudio 7 лет назад

Had a LOT of fun with this one. Thanks to everyone who submitted art for this piece and to Pastella for the amazing script! ^_^

@rokuhoku2423 7 лет назад

CardlinAudio Baymax is that you-

@merryapple6571 7 лет назад

CardlinAudio You always do amazing work. Thanks! 🌹

@gamerarts3386 7 лет назад

i have never been this scared since the cardlin demon.... i am never going to look at a cyborg the same again.... congrats cardlin... you have official given me nightmares for the next 2 weeks ... and i am not going to continue watching one punch man ...again... i need tea

@kookiesonly 7 лет назад

Omg! You are such a fantastic android/cyborg! I love it!

@introverted.artist9230 7 лет назад

great job :D i liked it would you consider doing a non-horror version?? something like, if the cybord/android and the listener were in love with each other and the android tried to understand human feelings, emotions or if the android whould be, like "injured" or something, and the listener would be sad and want to help to him

@waitjessaminute 4 года назад

That robot laugh!!! I wheezed!!!

@marisadoyle3944 7 лет назад

Cyborg- *offers me a real heart* Me- " W...well... that is sweet off y...yo...you. B...but I like candy hearts. S...S....sorry.

@a_dumb_lebean7962 4 года назад

I would deadass either faint or start crying

@spoilprin913 4 года назад

Pfft-

@nyoslyblueseragaki6926 7 лет назад

Me : * Watching it on full blast volume while friend is writing script* Friend : * Decided to scare me to take a break from the script* In the end, I fell off my chair while screaming 'Holy Baby Grizzlybear!'. Did a good job CardlinAudio. 👍

@silverstar6909 6 лет назад

OH MY GOD THAT IS ADORABLE.

@VoicingSims 7 лет назад

Oh geez, that was insane, and really entertaining. What had me cracking up was the monotone laughter "ha--ha--ha" and the glitches of the voice was so oh my gawd, it was amazing.

@alexiayearty8105 7 лет назад

Him: Why do you not love me? Me: No it's not that, it's that I'd your AI is evolved enough to be able to fall in love with someone, then your programming is forcing you to fall in love with me. If youre human enough to love, then you deserve the chance to choose who you love. Autonomy. Be your own bot. Lengthy comment over. Absolutely loved it Cardlin!

@juno2949 7 лет назад

ok this is insane I just took a nap and dreamed that a cyborg love robot malfunctioned and he murdered all the gaurds in my castle (I was like princess bubblegum like I did science and I was a princess) and then I woke up and got this notification wtf is up with that

@SugarSkulled_ 7 лет назад

Isabel Curtis That's some weird magic you got there sir

@lemxnpeach 4 года назад

Coincidence? *I think NOT-*

@tamiaihara1646 6 лет назад

This... now this is a striking reminder of the deviants in Detroit: Become Human. I just finished it and I'm having an existential crisis. ANYWAY THIS WAS 1010 GR8 AUDIO

@popatomcmemes7334 7 лет назад

**wheezes in several different languages** LORD BLESS

@purplekat4208 6 лет назад

Popato McMemes **cries in brail**

@roseamor6887 6 лет назад

Popato McMemes SEVERAL DIFFERENT LANGUAGES!!!!! AAHAHAHHAHHA

@akirawolfe6610 5 лет назад

**dies in satanic chanting**

@daftoptimist 7 лет назад

So scary and so damn good!! This is by far my favorite out of all your yandere characters, I think it's because unlike some of the others, where they're just really shitty people and they know they're shitty, I genuinely believe the robot doesn't have a clue. The poor guy's just doing what he's programmed to do. So instead of feeling angry at him, I feel very scared and very sad, which I guess is kind of a classic reaction to a yandere. I hope he shows up again, either in another scary audio, or -- dare I say it -- a fluffy one where everything's OK! Although I will admit that second option is the more self-indulgent one for me, because being the sci-fi loser I am, if I had a robot boyfriend, or a robot friend, or any fully sentient and autonomous robot being close to me, I would CHERISH that baby, and they would know it. It would be, "No, babe, I'm calling the Institute because you're not feeling well, and they can tell me what I need to do to make you feel better. I would never ever throw you away boo." Anyway, long-winded reply is long but damn this audio and this whole concept are so fun!

@clutterbot7279 7 лет назад

me af tho, i'd die for a robo-significant-other lmao. like it would help me in so many ways ahah

@Huyosumi 6 лет назад

same! very well put!

@cypher2655 7 лет назад

"It wasn't too much effort to break the lock" Me: Ohhhhhh shit, SAYONARA JOE! IM GOING TO MEXICO, WHO'S COMING?!

@playtimeboom7677 6 лет назад

🙋🙋🙋🙋ME TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!🙏🙏🙏🙏PLEASE

@pepper5005 5 лет назад

*packs bag* that's where I'm from.

@AngelsDiamonds 5 лет назад

@dimplessdory5206 6 лет назад

Cardin: why do you have that phone? Me: IM CALLING THE POLICE *proceeds to dial 911 on the microwave*

@SamS-di8vd 6 лет назад

Paper Hearts nah call 420

@VEASLY101 7 лет назад

This story was delectably creepy and gloriously executed! oh pastella, I cannot express how much I hope you wrote/will write a sequel!

@laurenrothbauer2557 7 лет назад

Well, someone broke the first law of robotics. And someone's creator didn't think this through. XD Like, how do you get those effects to the voice? Those are awesome! Keep it up!

@hanabanana5817 7 лет назад

Cardlin: you let me feel the experience of being alive. Me: *sighs* I'm such a fucking perv. ps: GREAT WORK!!!♡♡♡

@pandesalcheeks 7 лет назад

Oh gosh that robot voice legit scared me..there was no emotion, no trace of the loving Cardlin we all love, no ..nothing ...loved it haha~ (awesome script pastella~)

@dragonopossum1441 7 лет назад

*hears scream.* Oh no. *sweats nervously.* Ohmygod he's dead isn't he.. you've killed him or mortally wounded the poor bastard. "Here, my love. Just a little something for you." *leaps out of a window* FUCK THIS SHIT

@elenawickstrom4321 7 лет назад

OMG. Ok does anyone else know the episode of black mirror "Be Right Back" because that's EXACTLY what this reminds me of and it's hurting my SOUL

@caughtyoulackin69 7 лет назад

Cardlin: Why do you have that phone? "Bitch, I'm watching Markiplier, what else?"

@danid9935 7 лет назад

@cyber2729 6 лет назад

*watching this after getting obsessed over Detroit become human*

@Kizame777 7 лет назад

It makes me think of what if " Absolute Boy friend " ( which is a great manga) gone wrong

@lunaheart9013 7 лет назад

This was so creepy. I loved it. Robot voice was top notch.

@spagootqueen6752 7 лет назад

BOI YOU SHOULD DO A STAR WARS ROMANCE ROLEPLAY WHERE YOU'RE A JEDI AND YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THE LISTENER WHEN YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BECAUSE THE JEDI COUNCIL WILL FIND OUT. Ok, sorry I'm just really excited. You are really cool tbh

@hanabanana5817 7 лет назад

Chell In Aperture OMG YES THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!

@spagootqueen6752 7 лет назад

Anime Girl SOMEONE AGREES YESSS

@hanabanana5817 7 лет назад

Chell In Aperture CARDLIN HAS BROUGHT US TOGETHER! ...god I'm stupid, sorry XD

@spagootqueen6752 7 лет назад

Anime Girl It's alright omg We can be stupid together XD But yeah, I LOVE Star Wars and would love if Cardlin did a Star Wars romance roleplay!

@hanabanana5817 7 лет назад

yay! yeah that would be awesome, i mean, I'm not crazy about star wars, but i still really love it! it would be like a forbidden romance and they have to ceep it a secret, oh but maybe his master can know and OMG I'M GETTING EXCITED JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT XD it's probably unlikely that he would make a star wars video tho... I'M LISTENING TO GRELL FUCKING SUTCLIFF SINGING WHILE WRITING THIS XD

@buritomillion3934 6 лет назад

hI mY nAmE iS cOnNeR, i'M tHe AnDrIod sEnT bY cYbEr LifE

@BambinaBelleblog 7 лет назад

some friendly tips cardy: 1_ Careful with the mouth sounds. 2_ breathing too, we could hear you breathing and for a robot character audio, this can make us unfocus a little bit on the fact that we are listening to a robot. But other than that this was amazing! the effects were put at the rights moments and your voice tone were on point! I really wanna hear other audios like these. love 💖😘

@saberonmariel3802 6 лет назад

Bambina Belle

@kirawillisagain6797 6 лет назад

" I Won't Leave Until I Know You Are Okay" Thinks: *I'm Fine You Toaster*

@bribridraws443 4 года назад

Part of me was wishing, when he took care of the "help" We called, to hear that default scream sound in literally every action movie-🤣

@ItsMe-cb4on 7 лет назад

I miss the comforting audios....

@Cheezedtomeetyou 7 лет назад

He gave us a heart, what's more comforting than that? Muahahaha.....sorry.

@nekoshiro7015 7 лет назад

It's Me-😑👏👏👏 😂

@cylcyls 7 лет назад

They're getting scarier and scarier ctfu

@sleppykitty207 7 лет назад

don't worry, cardlin is just doing his best to cater to all types of people.

@infinitylime7981 7 лет назад

LOL, to me these are comforting. XD

@jacejacobs4044 7 лет назад

This is so amazing. I'm a bit of an amateur film and theatre director, and your audios like this always play out in my head like a film. Clearly that's a mark of true talent. Keep up the great work, man!

@akariniko1410 5 лет назад

Cardlin: it wasn’t too much effort to break the lock Me: *unholy screeching*

@purplekat4208 6 лет назад

Detroit Become Human. But better. Because it’s Cardlin.

@zeni_mp4 7 лет назад

*broken laughter*

@none-tv2ok 6 лет назад

anddd now the detroit: become human flashbacks kick in

@ghostlynthespook4628 7 лет назад

This needs to be a series !!!!!!! It's freaking amazing!

@animetanimater4505 7 лет назад

"Why are you calling them?" "Don't worry bro, I'm just calling them to fix that weird voice glitch you have. It's all good fam."

@drownedatcamp3653 7 лет назад

"your not like other humans."Thats where your wrong kiddo.

@Babygirl1980able1 7 лет назад

Carldin:"WAit." Me: *freezes* -(Ur voice is scary. I was shaking before you said I was)-

@missmyers4 7 лет назад

Please tell me there's going to be a part 2? 🤞🏻🙏🏻

@whathuhwhuh 7 лет назад

If J.D and Googleplier had a baby.

@elanurishunter 7 лет назад

November Pines Agreed

@revalus3336 6 лет назад

The 1 year later person quote I have to do “Hello my name is Connor- the android sent by cyberlife.”

@anniepark6694 7 лет назад

How did you make the sound be kind of shaky at points, as if the robot is almost malfunctioning? It's amazing!

@ghostmutt4684 6 лет назад

This reminds me so much of Detroit: Become Human, it's great I love it

@keishi542 6 лет назад

That glitch thingy is amazing!

@whathuhwhuh 7 лет назад

I like how you cycled through art styles in this video.

@xaliaviper9395 6 лет назад

IVE BEEN PLAYING" DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN" AND THIS FUCKS ME UP...BUT IN A GOOD WAY

@emilyowens1352 7 лет назад

*glitched squeals*

@HappyHakkitoSmiles 6 лет назад

It's Cardlin. The Android from Cyber life

@ludlzluvlurz4353 5 лет назад

Cardlin “You made me experience the feeling of being alive “ Me “Now if u don’t back up your gonna experience the feeling of being dead “ Also me “ why do I love him so much ?“

@ladychaton3455 7 лет назад

*While he's away* Bye!! *Swan dives out the window*

@lunamidnight3223 5 лет назад

Me : Alexa please turn off the Android Alexa : No Detroit become human

@jennybunny5282 7 лет назад

This was amazing, I loved it!! Please do a part 2.

@Momo-P 7 лет назад

Oh god...More like Spock mixed with a demonic Freddy Fazbear mixed with an insane Yandere Boy... Though I must do this... You ARE AN ANDROID not a real boy!

@lpscoffeebean13dean16 7 лет назад

"I don't understand go back to the living room" Me: IM SORRY BUT IM YOUR OWNER YOU DONT BOSS ME AROUND ROBO CARDLIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOO (says under breath) Sassy robot.

@MysteryPortal73 6 лет назад

Cardlin! You need to make a series for this character ASAP! This is one of my favorite asmr/Roleplays Besides the cuddling and game time (which I always fall asleep to). Over all this is an amazing video [of course made my an amazing asmrist] (I think that’s what they’re called). You always make great content and always make me laugh when I’m sad or fall asleep when I have insomnia, so thanks for your help and have a wonderful day/night!

@an33sa. 7 лет назад

As soon as he left my room I would've *YEETED* out my window.

@elleanorjinner6965 3 года назад

"Unlock the door Joseph~" "No!" "YOU LOCKIN' DOORS JOESEPH?!"

@grahamendersby8483 7 лет назад

#AntiCardlin #Darkiplier #Anti-septiceye

@CardlinAudio 7 лет назад

+Graham Endersby #Darclin

@whathuhwhuh 7 лет назад

Graham Endersby **clears throat** YEEEEEEESSSS

@sheepdragoncandythedragon9612 7 лет назад

Graham Endersby HELL YES!

@shrxyx.n5852 5 лет назад

Yasss all my husbands

@undeadanna8423 7 лет назад

(SCARED CONFUSED FLUSTERED SCREAMING)

@undeadanna8423 7 лет назад

holy fucking crap he riped out his heart!

@undeadanna8423 7 лет назад

im scared to leave my bedroom

@thainahcristina2700 5 лет назад

"I'm Cardlin android send by the cyber life".

@laramaniial7854 7 лет назад

I need more videos like this, makes me feel like if i have friends or boyfriend or something ; u ;

@josephlous632 7 лет назад

This is surprisingly amazing!!!!

@animeotaku7601 6 лет назад

Hello, my name's Cardlin. I'm the android sent by Cyberlife.

@rosiered7374 7 лет назад

yandere: why do you have that phone? Me: uhhhhhh well if you really want to know I'm reading hardcore yaoi manga on my phone. yandete: *rambles on about wanting to stay and loving me* me: YAOI! YAOI! I'M READING *YAOI* YOU CAN JOIN IN IF YOU WANT BUT BY GOD LET ME READ! THE OVERPOWERING SEME IS ABOUT TO "TAKE" THE ADORABLE VIRGIN UKE!!

@cypher2655 7 лет назад

It really be like that though! 😂 I know alot of people who would read hardcore yaoi while this happend. God I love the fan-base

@rosiered7374 7 лет назад

Eris Atako lol so true tho. If a yandere ever likes me they legit dont have to worry about me liking anyone 'cause I'll just read yaoi all day!