ASMR worst reviewed doctor 

⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He has my family”-man who isn’t being forced to say a review

3:20 imagine your doctor is playing with their glove when you’ve got 37 hours to live

Kid: I want doctor Mom: We have doctor at home *Doctor at home:*

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I will always come here, none of the others touch my eyes!” From a totally real customer.

Me: *coughs* Jojo: *googles* yea so you have stage 4 cancer

"I need to feed my Minecraft dog and cat." me: *TAKE ALL MY MONEY*

I love Comedic ASMR videos. I literally can laugh with my eyes closed.

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “Worst ever” - person who does reviews but puts the wrong amount of stars.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ He threatened to redact my kneecaps if I didn’t leave a 5-star review. - A forcefully satisfied customer

So you can’t afford water, but you can afford a *double soy espresso cappacino latte?*

*"and P for... PeE pEe"* -jojo 2019

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I felt like I had a friend” -loner that sits in his/her house

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “I hate my eyesight” -A total human that isn’t insane

when he wiped his hand on his shirt after he shook my “hand”😂😂 •edit• omg thanks for all the likes😂

⭐️ “Had blurry vision left with no eyes” -confused customer

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I can’t see. Did I press one star? Please tell me if you can.”

“I’m really trying to watch my weight *just five teaspoons of sugar please* “

⭐️ “He wouldn’t let me talk to the manager” *karen*

"I found these in the janitors room" *THE MOST EXTREME SNIFF* "They smell okay" 2:54

⭐️ “Didn’t get me my paw patrol sticker.” -An angry child.

U know it’s gonna be a wild ride when the first word he says is “debra”.

Worst reviewed doctor my arse. I will definitely recommend you to my friends. If I had any.

Me: *yawns* Jojo: *I’m sorry but you only 1 minute to live*

"oh don't worry these aren't scissors these are 𝓼 𝓬 𝓴 𝓲 𝓼 𝓼 𝓸 𝓻 𝓼

Me: comes here for tingles Also me: Laughing while getting tingles

This is an actual representation of all the doctors in Morocco

Jojo knows how to make the squidward role play... he just needs the costume

Timestamps 0:00 intro 4:00 squeezing 5:20 scissors 5:45 tweezers 6:13 green tube 6:57 torch 8:30 letter reading test 12:10 writing in the notebook 13:10 idk finger glove thingy 14:24 lens changing 15:41 writing in the notebook 16:49 outro

15:23 I am trying so hard not to laugh because it’s 3 am and my family is asleep

Is it just me or is Jojo’s “worst rated” vids like the best ever 😂 Omg thank you for the likes

"a very mature deez nuts" -quote jojo, 2019

⭐ "He threatened me to leave a 5 star review but he was threatening me with a rubber chicken." -A customer who isn't afraid of rubber chickens

I was just waiting for him to say: “yeah so basically you’re legally blind”

I was not expecting that at 13:40 but I'm glad it happened

⭐⭐ "i cnats ee" -A satisfied customer after being properly treated!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5 star review "After being diagnosed with *every disease ever to exsist* I unfortunately lived to get through high school,college,uni and my first and only job. Until I opened my eyes to a hospital ceiling and debras face telling me the exam went well-" ~A customer who's 'exam apparently went well according to debra'

"You have chronic diarrhea phenomena bronchitis and liver cancer." Me: I just came here for an eye exam. Jesus Christ...... Edit: *pneumonia*

me: oh this isn’t that bad jojo: *pulls out scissors to open my eyes* me: 😦

“Double soy espresso cappacino latte” has me cracking up 😂

It would be so cool if a animator animated his worst reviews.

You mean ASMR 1 out of 10 doctors who don't recommend Colgate

I couldn’t stop laughing through the whole video and my dad yelled at me cause its late 😐

3:06 YALL WE FINALLY HAVE SOME TYPE OF SQUIDWARD ROLEPLAY

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5 STARS He used 3 whole months getting his degree - not sick patient

Shakes hand with patient WIPES IT OFF ON HIS SHIRT Anyone else notice it?

★★★★☆ 4 stars, was really stupid, but made me laugh. - A Satisfied Customer

13:56 that caught me off guard🤣 Edit : Everything past that time caught me off guard😂

Debrah has been with Jojo with every job he’s had. “TRUE FRIENDS”

Day 28 of waiting for the squidward roleplay it’s going to be war

0:08 bruh I tried being quiet for asmr then that meme showed up😂

These "worst" videos are like a new season in Jojo adventure

9:34 teacher: kids think of a word that starts with 'z'. kid 1: zebra kid 2: zombie kid 3: zip jojo: zambodi.

“You have chronic diarrhea pneumonia bronchitis AND liver cancer” Thanks for 1K likes

This is like what would happen if anti-vax kids became doctors

*pulls out scissors* ok so I’m gonna hold ur eyes open

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Best doctor ever, i highly recommend. He broke my back. 10/10.

What’s the purpose of 4K if we fall asleep so quickly?

“ I gotta feed my Minecraft dog and cat” -Jojo 2019

3:20 My mom when I say her that my room is cleaned

Me: *lives* Jojo: You have 3 seconds left. Me: *Eye bleeds* Jojo: You’ll be fine

Ah snap he diagnosed me with a disease called "squidward role play"

Why da fu everyone got a assistant named “Debra”

OmG thAt iS sO ruDe YeS iT is a Real UniVersiTy 1:00

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He was very direct, since he told me I have 36 hours to live. I robbed a bank committed murder, and kidnapped 5 children. So I’ve lived my whole life, in about 3 hours.” -me... a god damn potato with googly eyes glued on

2:58 - "They smell ok, *BLEH*. I can't stop laughing at this and i can't take the rest of the vid seriously hahahha

Me: *moves hand* JoJo: _so yeah you have stage 5 cancer. What type?_ *_all of them_*

*”I don’t even know what we’re looking for”* -optometrist that’s *fully* qualified.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “ I hid my wife he had a knife”, Someone who felt safe

Jojo: I will be checking your eye strength Everyone watching: *Trying it for yourself*

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ five stars, came for some weed, got a exam instead

Sew speakers into my ears so i can listen to you all day

⭐⭐ "Took my gloves" -Debra

You have one week to make the squidward roleplay otherwise im putting some people together and im raiding your house You have been warned

5:59 "Oh sorry did I poke your eyeball" hahaha I'm laughing so hard right now

Loving the “Worst reviewed “series

⭐️⭐️ "He didn't share his food with me" --A Hungry Person

Him: my name is doctor.Joe Me: doctor what??? Him: doctor. Joe mamma

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I liKEd EyE sqUEEZ!” - A totally legit satisfied customer that is a human

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⭐️ “This isn’t anime ASMR” -Weeb

' I got my degree at the OIC' Me: Oh I see... Wait.

Day 1 of asking Jojo for a *Double Soy Espresso Capuchino Latte* roleplay.

My favorite lines: "double soy expresso cappuccino latte" * wipes shand on shirt after he shakes my hand * "Oh my god that is so rude" "It took me a whole 3 months to get this degree" "They just gave me this shirt and jacket and now I feel pretty cool" "I like to just google your symptoms" "You have chronic diarrhea, pneumonia, bronchitis, and liver cancer" "I think you have about 36 hours to live" "Maybe YOU should do my job! please don't this is all I have going for me, I need to feed my Minecraft dog and cat" "We're going to be learning this together as we go :D" "I just found these gloves in the janitor's room... *intense sniffs*... they smell ok * wtf is this noise *" " * blows up glove * * aggressively tries to put on glove * * puts glove on head * " so we're going to try that again, this time with a different tool"... * pulls out scissors* me: * panics * "These arn't scissors, these are a.. op-..domi-trist... skiiiii...sk-skiz-zoors" "T-theres a bit of blood- you'll be fine" "Ok so we'll start with the easiest *points to bottom row* *s m i l e s* o-oh you can't read that? This is the first round-" "F for fudge and P for.... mmmmmmm pee pee" "Personally I think of the word... z-zambodee" "L for le-le pons" "P for pen pinapple apple pen" "A very mature deez nuts" (this one was for me personally) *on row 7* *points to firsts letter* me: *doesnt have glasses on* ...T? Jojo: Yup, F Me: oH-" "This one will be easy *wiggles t h i r d a r m *" " * 4 extra arms just come on in *" " lens number 7 * sunburned boy * or 8 * fat, saggy, wrinkly cat * "You only have a couple hours to live"

🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 "he had a Minecraft dog and cat, was a stressful test" -a man held at gunpoint

I feel sorry for deaf people because they dont get to enjoy ASMR.

Jojo: sniff sniff, smells ok. Random person: 😐 Jojo: (gags) Random person: 😥

Nobody :Making memes in asmr? Jojo: Hold my beer

13:44 I’m literally dead, it’s 4am and I just BURST out laughing lmao

I thought i was supposed to be relaxing and i'm cracking up! lmao

Yaaahs I got the tingles doctor! Love your work jojo😊

jojo : double soy espresso cappuccino latte also jojo : **tries so hard not to laugh**

4:00 Him: “Try your best to resist me closing your eyes” Me: * has eyes closed *

5:47 is that an orb on the top right corner!?!

I'm a *pRoFfEsSiOnAl* but I will google it *-STILL-*

"This degree took me 3 months and that is a lot of time"😂 I can't

⭐️ "HE ALMOST KILLED ME AND WOULDN'T LET ME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER" - Unhappy Karen

0:09 my grandma telling to my mum what cofee she likes

“D for V E R Y M A T U R E D E E Z N U T Z” -Jojo 2019

"Worst reviewed doctor" Me: Say sike right now

I’ve watched this like 5 times and I just noticed on the 9th row on the eye chart there is only 8 letters It’s the small things that matter. Good job Jojo 👍👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿