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Please leave 5 stars I have to feed my pet Minecraft dog and cat.
Hope you all enjoy this ASMR Haircut "Worst Reviewed" video! Huge shoutout to Gibi and the other creative content creators who have been making these!
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@reeethegamerguy1825 4 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He burned my sideburns,dyed my hair pink AND EVEN DIAGNOSED ME WITH MERCURY AND SCOLIOSIS -impressed customer

@ps4nowwoot972 3 года назад

Mercury poisoning is highly deadly

@thezimchannel7361 3 года назад

@TheAspiringTuber r/woooosh

@ps4nowwoot972 3 года назад

@@thezimchannel7361 hilarious

@allgunsblazed9106 3 года назад

@@ps4nowwoot972 I'm glad you cleared that up.

@ps4nowwoot972 3 года назад

@@allgunsblazed9106 sarcasm

@lil3284 4 года назад

My mum still hasn’t come out Only a weird pink haired woman who said “come with me, son”. I ran -Little Josh

@tnediekidz1309 4 года назад

Lol 💀

@theultimatefatyoshi6642 4 года назад

GO BACK!

@blagoevski336 4 года назад

Lmao

@bengallagher9087 4 года назад

LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOLLL THIS THE FUNNNEH

@Memer_Monkey 3 года назад

@@bengallagher9087 Jesus Christ calm the fuck down

@sluggz2982 4 года назад

⭐️---- He was whispering the whole time and I couldn’t hear him -broken headphones

@fedsrwatching111 3 года назад

You think

@fedsrwatching111 3 года назад

@Bloviated 3 года назад

@@fedsrwatching111 r/wooooosh? or are you just 5?

@maddog1154 3 года назад

Same

@sacramentalmente 3 года назад

-People who don't know what ASMR is.

@stupidummy77 4 года назад

⭐️ ☆☆☆☆ "He didn't give me any pop rocks..." -A starving customer

@user-is2kd4em5w 3 года назад

69 likes

@definitive9426 3 года назад

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I just went there to dye my hair pink. I think he is a professional at hair dyeing hairs." *-A satisfied costumer*

@BODIMB 3 года назад

⭐️⭐️ He put a towel over my head and I suffocated -Dead Person

@soulfulwaffle8365 3 года назад

0.39 "I'm joking, no one's ever made a booking here" lol

@Flowerx.blooms 3 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He snatched my wig now I feel more comfortable with myself” Bald customer 👩🏿‍🦲-

@roanhartevelt7655 5 лет назад

Haircut ⭐ Video ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Jojo ( as always ) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ You're doing great. Keep going and hope you soon hit 1M subs!!!!

@josephhernandez4568 3 года назад

Am I the only one who gets more tingles From his voice than from the vid

@yourlocalarinator733 3 года назад

⭐️ ⭐️ He gave me too much water -Your bladder

@lilie459 5 лет назад

What we look like 👂🏻👁👄👁👂🏻 👩

@joshthenormie1019 5 лет назад

bruh we have 4 eyes and 4 ears now?

@bruhmoment3116 5 лет назад

@@joshthenormie1019 bruh moment

@umi.a178 4 года назад

I was looking for this!!😂😂

@marshytheplumpmellowman.6437 4 года назад

Lmao

@JustinsGaming 4 года назад

👁👄👁

@triggerguyasmr5461 3 года назад

⭐️ I’m allergic to hair dye -Man with fabulous hair in Hospital

@user-oj7np2ej1z 3 года назад

My hair is amazing, but it cost me my life

@trevoriscool3246 3 года назад

Wait

@entrancedfairy9182 2 года назад

I maybe allergic to hair dye but at least I didn’t DIE. I’ll leave

@JustHab1t 4 года назад

🌟🌟🌟🌟- "I woke up in his basement and he started to give me a haircut, I'm still stuck here but my hair looks great" -Scardly Satisfied Kidnap victim

@playzify6357 4 года назад

Habit are you ok did he make you give him four stars

@about1082 4 года назад

*69 likes*

@AlexAstill0409xx 4 года назад

@@about1082 Lmao

@jameshorton4345 3 года назад

😀🔫

@katielahey2456 3 года назад

Sangwoo who lol

@maxxx0931 5 лет назад

Jojo: *kills off my hair follicles and gives me mercury poisoning* Me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@angelm5446 5 лет назад

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

@remi69420 5 лет назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🚬🐺

@enzoth3anonimoadorocafe.855 5 лет назад

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐😅😅🤣🤣

@jamonrandomstuff4294 5 лет назад

☀️☀️☀️

@joshuagraham5750 5 лет назад

Gavin Lee : D you became delusional

@KrakensLifee 3 года назад

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "He shaved off my eyelashes and turned it into a sweater. I needed a gift for my friend so it works." -Spongbob

@sollitsubunaek5938 3 года назад

My favorite

@DapperDan-zx9fu 3 года назад

Spunch glop

@theangrymilitant 3 года назад

@@DapperDan-zx9fu oh hell nah spunch bop

@scoogy7196 3 года назад

S p o n g

@KentuckyFriedMantis 2 года назад

Asoingbob

@eyjay4000 4 года назад

⭐️- - - - “He cut off my forehead skin” -Jojo Siwa

@TitansOasis 4 года назад

fritata that’s what I read it as too till I saw this comment

@sweet_honey9661 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@boopsboops7692 4 года назад

There’s probably something to be said that a lot of us read forehead skin as foreskin.

@babysirenhead675 4 года назад

what

@kittencatboy1531 4 года назад

Oh my, It’s baby siren head

@scoobedydoo 4 года назад

Five year old me cutting my doll’s hair:

@zoeradkeig 4 года назад

LOL SAME OMG

@madmax4085 4 года назад

@Madison Burrell that was just a joke lol

@madmax4085 4 года назад

@@zoeradkeig hi

@madmax4085 4 года назад

@@zoeradkeig my dog's name is zoë...it's spelled like that

@juliaplayz5773 4 года назад

HighYeenUh relatable

@deeznutslmao660 4 года назад

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ YES "Old water turns me on" --Very very VERY satisfied customer

@toffeehealey 4 года назад

@Memer_Monkey 4 года назад

HMMMMM TOTALY NOTHING WRONG HERE OFFICER TOTALLY NOT.

@just_ally5561 4 года назад

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@kyocera1618 4 года назад

THATS HIM OFFICER

@jacobjohnson2350 4 года назад

U-i- wtf

@dremdram5496 3 года назад

⭐- - - - "He forced me into the 3rd person, i can't get back-- help me" -3rd Person Steve

@romaniac205x7 3 года назад

I'm in second person and now you wonder what does second person look like

@enclavesoldier1112 3 года назад

Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter

@supergames2073 3 года назад

hello caesar

@mjason8985 2 года назад

@@romaniac205x7 i’m pretty sure that there is no second person

@romaniac205x7 2 года назад

@@mjason8985 Yes

@fwif. 5 лет назад

Day 70000000 of crying in the basement for squidward roleplay

@JS-iu3ce 5 лет назад

squidweed thank squidweed

@ahbbadon 5 лет назад

Squidweeird

@ldrsven0m364 5 лет назад

squidweed 🤣🤣 the name 🤣🤣

@teosim6656 5 лет назад

Do not worry the roleplay is near, I can sense it

@cam71 5 лет назад

He said he’s making one

@desseraie 4 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ YES “The dead janitor smell is hot” -Satisfied Client

@bengallagher9087 4 года назад

EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE FUNNNEHHH 1000 YES

@kcgamer2086 3 года назад

Dax isnt dead lol

@justafan9836 3 года назад

⭐️ “I don’t know what hair he’s cutting if I don’t have any” -Bald customer

@genow2287 2 года назад

Underrated comment

@cringeboi.1111 2 года назад

BALL Hair he's cutting

@100inchdestroyergodBull 2 года назад

Mustache or beard?

@cringeboi.1111 2 года назад

@LamboLando Gaming i honestly don't know i competed that at like 4 in the morning

@hugos69 4 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️- - “ Don’t know why he’s giving me a haircut in an dark alleyway and whispering to me. “ -Normal Customer

@cynicalbutterscotch6581 4 года назад

Beautiful comment

@subzeroelectronics3022 4 года назад

If the average rating is one star and this one is above one star, that means that there are reviews below one star.

@tvyze 4 года назад

That’s what worst reviewed barbers do.

@donjo7349 4 года назад

Bootaful

@youtubeexotixz8124 4 года назад

Lol

@cheddarpop_8185 5 лет назад

The entire video = me to a barbie

@Mikasa-li8do 5 лет назад

ThatOneStar_ Here lol

@prodbynatty8071 5 лет назад

once again waiting for sqidward asmr role play also check my new beat leave a like and lmk what u think :)

@Purple_Puffin 5 лет назад

🐙🐙🐙

@danielavazquez9322 5 лет назад

🐙🦑

@larrycartier345 5 лет назад

he said it’s coming.

@JS-iu3ce 5 лет назад

Nathan coleman day 1,472

@conor3178 5 лет назад

🦑🦑🦑

@ipettynote 3 года назад

⭐️ “He brushed my hair so hard that I now look like Sia.” -Beyoncé

@deepicrat7935 3 года назад

How come no one is noticing you as a verified RU-vidr?!

@tricitytheinkangel42069 3 года назад

@@deepicrat7935 who would want to notice a gacha tuber 💀

@Milesmorales79 3 года назад

@@tricitytheinkangel42069 my man just because theres some bad people in the community doesn't mean gachatubers are bad 💀

@tricitytheinkangel42069 3 года назад

@@Milesmorales79 gacha tubers are cringe imo lol, like leave fandoms alone and the characters alone your just making cringe

@Milesmorales79 3 года назад

@@tricitytheinkangel42069 I love anime, fnaf and other fandoms and I didnt know what I was making at one point. Some are Cringe but cmon some are trying hard.

@theeggman7967 5 лет назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He had a relaxing voice- cant hear it now he chopped off me ears” -newly deaf customer

@infiringwingsope 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@soapmbx7432 5 лет назад

what about “worst rated ASMRtist” where you scream and punch at the mic

@JS-iu3ce 5 лет назад

Anonymous Avocado just 3seconds long?

@hyungutz8180 5 лет назад

Anonymous Avocado ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CL_BTmrrZW8.html he doesn’t scream but punches you

@yu_9406 5 лет назад

Reyong ASMR too does punch you

@spork2839 5 лет назад

Moon Child that brought me on a journey bro😂 I watched like 3 vids

@mlsanica7618 5 лет назад

*jasonr intensifies*

@karennrskovthygesen2851 4 года назад

⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Went for a trim, got tubercolosis and can't breathe" - satisfied costumer

@purplealpaca9278 4 года назад

XD I star I'm dead -satisfied customer

@Slugger11111 4 года назад

This was a good day

@internetexplorer8121 4 года назад

It must suck how you're named karen

@karennrskovthygesen2851 4 года назад

@@internetexplorer8121 well... the jokes are getting old

@coolguy4998 4 года назад

@@karennrskovthygesen2851 silence karen

@zinnser_2978 3 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Amazing service, great for the price, my old barber used to do everything I asked, it made my hair so bland 🤢. I’m really happy with the new look! -Impressed Customer

@wynn6240 4 года назад

⭐️ - - - - “My hair was already way too pink” - Stephanie, Lazytown

@3aboudwakeelo298 4 года назад

Lol

@ttvtheyluvkaeden9624 4 года назад

The perfect sound of candy is This candy asmr

@_kendra__8563 4 года назад

My nostalgia just.. i-.. I have no words. Ur a god. Ur amazing

@ttvtheyluvkaeden9624 4 года назад

@@_kendra__8563 omg thanks

@sexylady86ish 4 года назад

I grew up with lazy town who was that blue guy called with the go compare mustache call he ate vegetables 😂😂😂😂 also I love how there are only three ppl in the show every one else is a puppet😂😂😂😂

@twilightspire9983 4 года назад

⭐️⭐️🌟- “I thought this was a restaurant” -man who wanted Panda Express

@itzadamisnoob771 4 года назад

he had the *munchies*

@markduell4510 4 года назад

Now I want some

@user-lx9tl6fz6c 4 года назад

*a*

@rnb9904 4 года назад

Yo that only makes 4 stars total

@girlysoap9031 4 года назад

⭐☆☆☆☆ I waited outside for my mom for ages and havent seen her yet, only a large black bag on a long tray was wheeled out by some men. -timmy jr

@pixels8762 4 года назад

zombie brains yep she’s kicked the bucket

@blue._.t0ast 4 года назад

Don’t know what to tell u timmy

@vodu990 4 года назад

shes taking a vacation

@funtimefreddy4204 4 года назад

Damn that’s dark!

@toastonham 4 года назад

Nah she's just asleep

@legendmimes7907 3 года назад

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 “ I finally got my hair cut if there are any Titans call me you deserve it” -Eren Yeager

@jojid1342 3 года назад

I’m a bit late, but this is my favorite comment lol

@HamoTheUltimate 3 года назад

I dont understand.. what titans... Call you how... Why do they deserve it

@jojid1342 3 года назад

@@HamoTheUltimate it’s an attack on titan reference, bud :)

@dripking1037 3 года назад

aot is overrated as hell

@skycruz9003 3 года назад

@@dripking1037 like ur life dumb ass shut the actual fuck up

@xlxlxlxxl9364 4 года назад

⭐️ - - - - “The haircut took 3 hours!” - *bald elderly man*

@MrFrog-rd8lx 3 года назад

Very long hair cut huh?

@J_a_y_l_a 3 года назад

Seems about righr

@MrFrog-rd8lx 3 года назад

Excuse my bad grammar I am a frog after all

@crnxlf 3 года назад

Turns out he cut one hair

@MrFrog-rd8lx 3 года назад

@@icydoesyt here a sub from me

@sartenazo8106 4 года назад

0 Stars. "I'm bald." The Bald Guy

@langotango2170 4 года назад

U did it wrong

@langotango2170 4 года назад

@@sartenazo8106 tf u on about

@jimmyschannel9 4 года назад

Sartenazo no u

@jimmyschannel9 4 года назад

Sartenazo noob

@langotango2170 4 года назад

@@jimmyschannel9 thanks for the support 😂😂

@SusJayMusic 4 года назад

id like to think the microphone's my head & he just talks that close to my forehead & looks straight past me

@jimmydollarsign 4 года назад

"how to talk to short people"

@Keira_567 4 года назад

Lol 😂

@juliegmailmclean1017 4 года назад

*Mind Blows to smithereens*

@lilianafox6741 4 года назад

Oh right.... Your not wrong

@federicocostanzi1234 4 года назад

Lmao

@peanutbuttier3424 3 года назад

⭐ He kept on spraying me like I was misbehaving - A cat

@jimmyschannel9 4 года назад

⭐️☆☆☆☆ “Why was he whispering?” -Karen

@proheadpopper 4 года назад

@Toxicity King you dont understand the joke

@fdp478 4 года назад

Toxicity King lol

@jimmyschannel9 4 года назад

Uhh Man ...

@blagoevski336 4 года назад

@Uhh Man Cringe

@jimmydollarsign 4 года назад

@Toxicity King the joke is we are portraying this as someones actual experience

@PulseOfDivinity 5 лет назад

Don't cut off my ear or i won't be able to watch ASMR

@TheEvilleafy 5 лет назад

Just watch it with subtitles

@AAAAAA-tv9wg 5 лет назад

Well, technically you could watch ASMR without your ears...

@PulseOfDivinity 5 лет назад

@@AAAAAA-tv9wg Sorry but we don't get technical at this barber shop

@stefanocarrara8253 5 лет назад

@@AAAAAA-tv9wg 😂

@AAAAAA-tv9wg 5 лет назад

@@PulseOfDivinity Uh, technical, Dr.T knows about it

@macaco358 5 лет назад

⭐️ - - - - “He cut off my ears” -the new Van Gogh

@macaco358 5 лет назад

Thank you I’m not English so I’m really bad😅

@joshthenormie1019 5 лет назад

@@macaco358 *I’m not English so I’m really bad😅*

@KeepCalmAndGamePRO 5 лет назад

@@macaco358 he means Van Gogh only cut off one ear, grammar was fine.

@Emoflorist 5 лет назад

Teqir bruh me when I was cutting my hair my self

@rugbyfreak5782 5 лет назад

Teqir nO

@stars444_sp00ky 3 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ broke into the hospital and started whispering at me and even took my hair off after dying it and put it on his mic. magical experience! 😍 i knew it wasnt just the meds.

@muddypawstherian9994 4 года назад

⭐️ “He shaved my head, made my hair into a wig and put it on his microphone.” -A frightening customer

@artiejay 4 года назад

@Katsuki Bakugou no the customer is scary

@victorjurado3365 4 года назад

@@artiejay Lmfao

@KodyWayne9210 4 года назад

This is the best comment I’ve seen on this video lol

@foxbearvr9100 4 года назад

@Katsuki Bakugou your name seems familier

@jesse-d1v 4 года назад

@@foxbearvr9100 Wow two angry boom boom boys

@civiliangaming9012 5 лет назад

day ? of watching people asking for a squidward roleplay

@thomasdwyer1283 5 лет назад

287

@kirb0799 5 лет назад

Around 90 [ish] days

@ashleyABB 5 лет назад

Day 1000😂🤪

@cam71 5 лет назад

He’s making one he said so 4 days ago

@charlottem42 5 лет назад

Over 9000

@creativeladykay237 4 года назад

🌟- - - - "How the heck did he get mercury? WHY does he have mercury?" -*a deeply terrifiyed costumer*

@christianrocks9714 4 года назад

I am more concerned on who is giving him mercury

@wij8044 3 года назад

@@christianrocks9714 The same people giving him plutonium. He should expose them in "Worst Reviewed Nuclear Arms Dealer"

@Arktic06 3 года назад

@@christianrocks9714 *fear*

@latunen5241 3 года назад

Terrified* dumb*ss

@bujuwaj8842 3 года назад

@@latunen5241 its called a mistake, like you

@gojixkong 3 года назад

Timestamps 0:00 long intro (start) 1:12 giving you a glass of water 1:18 carries on 1:46 talks about your hair cut 2:42 dyes your hair pink 3:18 makes sure your hairs lookin goooood 3:38 sprays your hair with water 5:10 puts water on the sides of your neck 6:14 pulls out in growth hair 8:10 puts pop rocks in his mouth 9:12 brushes your hair 13:03 snips your hair 13:54 CAR HORN (credit to el_gato_bedwars69) 14:00 snips and brushes your hair 14:56 just snips again 16:00 strokes your hair 16:28 rubs your hair 17:30 brushs and shaves your hair 17:37 says he'll put shaving cream on your hair 19:17 wraps up but somehow when he was putting shaving cream on he got it on his mouth 19:57 brushs and snips your hair again 21:00 sprays water on hair 21:30 da pink hair again 22:05 makes you pay $365 I use pounds though 22:10 talks about stuff aka outro 23:21 you walk out and look "very attractive" and you "totally" don't die of Mercury poisoning Hope you have good dreams (*SPEEDRUN TUNE*) and see you another time Good night 🌘 Thanks for 100 likes, never had this much!

@jay_cannizzaro3724 3 года назад

shut the fuck up - again, otherly inthusi im not gonna pronounce it black guy.

@Kai0mGD 3 года назад

Thx

@y2kgothemplayer256 3 года назад

@@jay_cannizzaro3724 shut up

@jeffjeff2514 3 года назад

“Weird cola sweet” bruh he literally said the name in the video

@gojixkong 3 года назад

@@jeffjeff2514 wdym he said the name in the title

@Raul-sr8vr 5 лет назад

Imagine your hair dresser starting to tap the water bottle for 3 minutes straight

@botenimea1999 5 лет назад

Aolo ce facem Raule?

@edward6359 5 лет назад

that's why they call it tap water

@elara715 5 лет назад

imagine them dying your hair and only after saying you might get mercury poisoning 😂

@matt2328 5 лет назад

@@edward6359 ima report you just for that pun

@RapunzelASMR 5 лет назад

Id laugh 😂😂😂

@sillygrl 5 лет назад

⭐️ i don’t think the janitor was dead😳 ~creeped out customer

@TurboRexouium 4 года назад

The janitor was the cosmotologist

@grug925 4 года назад

Plot twist the janitor was the murderer and used the bathroom as a stash

@veganmeatball5276 4 года назад

Wdym

@jaestarisawesome 4 года назад

⭐️ ☆☆☆☆ “He didn’t like my unibrow” -Upset customer

@purplealpaca9278 4 года назад

🌟☆☆☆☆ He ruined my hair -unhappy customer

@kennethross3919 4 года назад

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I had a crush on Van Gogh -a crazy customer

@pizzaaaaaaa2446 4 года назад

★☆☆☆☆

@lifeiswhy5111 4 года назад

⭐️☆☆☆☆ “He wouldn’t stop whispering and talking to a camera” -pink haired woman

@nw9120 4 года назад

Hey hey😂 deny no guest even the most ridiculous request 🦀

@NoahSmyth 3 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️- “idk why he kept tapping the bottles but at least it sounded good” - confused customer

@aivavarkaviciute8856 4 года назад

Me: Mom I want to go to the hair salon Mom: We have hair salon at home Hair salon at home:

@zackmorse4566 4 года назад

YES

@narc_potato7851 4 года назад

Wait who tf has a hair salon at home

@flujayz7168 4 года назад

@@narc_potato7851 me mt dad cuts hair at my house we are a hood solon called good hood solon an we got the best lines ever

@jeebuschris950 4 года назад

Why do you have a salon at your house?

@vaxcot 4 года назад

@@narc_potato7851 it says it in ur name

@gravegrrl 5 лет назад

Jojo: So that will be $365 : *Mercury poisoning kicking in*

@Ashton4foster 5 лет назад

Nicky Harrison in first to comment

@paigeduarte3124 4 года назад

🌟 - - - - “There was no manager to complain to.” -Karen

@ilikedinosaurs5041 4 года назад

yes

@crypticsin6763 4 года назад

Hell yes

@donjo7349 4 года назад

Wait if there is no boss they can do whatever

@biggboii3635 4 года назад

Very original

@mewhenlikeuuh5499 4 года назад

Stop insulting karen I cannot like all of these comment and reddit memes

@hawkman2735 3 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “ I wanna make sure he can feed his Minecraft dog and cat” - A kind customer

@Jaketheaxman 3 года назад

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ *"Amazing hair stylist"* "I can't describe to you how amazing the experience was. I'm bald, and this guy cut hairs I didnt even know I had. Sure, he put a few nicks on my tounge, and scraped up the inner part if my knee, but he got the job done."

@StarxFD 3 года назад

Made me laugh so much and made my day ty

@tristanrichard7247 2 года назад

Lol

@tristanrichard7247 2 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Amazing He was amazing he didn’t cut any hair which I am grateful for since I’m growing it out and I got a really relaxing experience would definitely come back

@vqidmc 5 лет назад

What about “worst reviewed school” Where you teach stuff that is wrong

@connersweet9616 4 года назад

So normal school?

@vqidmc 4 года назад

@@connersweet9616 lmao i cant agree more

@corevortex6198 4 года назад

So best reviewed school because its easy

@isaacborer8409 4 года назад

My teacher told my class that chickens and cows arnt native to the UK.

@heavycxmps7558 4 года назад

40x1 is 63838

@kaxlex9378 4 года назад

"Yo this is some old water! Sorry" - JoJo ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

@kaxlex9378 4 года назад

@Bic 211 JoJo siwa changed her look

@kaxlex9378 4 года назад

@Bic 211 haha

@mjason8985 2 года назад

wat is with the comments

@Emily-mf1nj 4 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He shaved my sisters head, and my moms eyebrows, my dads beard, even my brothers eyelashes. But that TALL, FRESH, BEAUTIFUL, CLEAR, glass of water was EXTREMELY ✨R E F R E S H I N G✨

@emeraldknight4915 4 года назад

Underrated comment 😂😂😂

@rantingbeanie9522 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@raptorrider7002 4 года назад

Thats some high quality H2O - Waterboy (Adam Sandler)

@anxiron 3 года назад

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@therealdanielalarcon7204 3 года назад

Lol I forgot about that

@hellotherewewooooo 5 лет назад

I don’t know why everyone is commenting for a squidward role play I am here for a peppa pig one Edit- Thanks for the Likes it’s gonna help with the role play petition

@brodyschneider6460 5 лет назад

YES TOTALLY PLEASE

@thatticklingunclehasyourki5 5 лет назад

PEPPER PIG ???

@doomf1stme 5 лет назад

Thanks Bruh.

@blueninja12321 5 лет назад

I’m still waiting for the asmr LEGO Star Wars the complete saga play through

@LordofBeer0 5 лет назад

NEW META IN COMENTS!!!

@livvym8327 5 лет назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Loved the service, seems so legit. I'm kinda the weird one for booking an appointment at 8:30 p.m. But he handled it like a champ. Also, the bathroom has rats, and I like rats. Yes, the janitor is dead in there, but they have toilet paper in ALL OF THE STALLS. The tall glass of water I was given was beyond refreshing. Thank you, barber Jo!!! ~ Satisfied Customer

@velvetblood5441 5 лет назад

Lol i booked my appointment at 11:10 p.m.

@frithal2029 5 лет назад

Booked mine at midnight

@cadenlavine7790 5 лет назад

Olivia Thomas Mango IM DEAD😂💀

@49erz_777 5 лет назад

✒️

@jxexrxoxn 5 лет назад

Mine was at 3:33 am

@chewbacca2664 3 года назад

The person getting trimmed be like: “Please.., just give me a haircut..., I don’t want to listen to this tapping on bottles anymore...., why do you even do that, just get me trimmed..”

@manageri555 5 лет назад

When will jojo do the "one star open heart surgergeon" asmr

@becominghero9754 5 лет назад

Manageri555 THIS!!!

@lazysquxd6306 5 лет назад

Manageri555 nuuu I’m scared of surgery’s

@arkgaige3296 5 лет назад

Lol u shouldn’t be awake for that appointment

@Joseph-fn8cz 4 года назад

@@arkgaige3296 well it would be worst reviewed

@corevortex6198 4 года назад

It should be 5 star but its only 5 because a murderer made someone go and the murderer rated 5 and its in this style of the 1 star ones

@pacooftaco 5 лет назад

Worst reviewed haircut, my arse. Best one I've ever had, I will make sure to recommended you to my friends. If I had any.

@zukowys 5 лет назад

Lol deserves a like

@thedrummer8562 5 лет назад

Jeeze man, are you ok?

@pacooftaco 5 лет назад

@@zukowys thank you, have you heard of Joe the barber? I really suggest you check it out.

@SandyFruitBasket 5 лет назад

Paco OfTaco whos joe? 😏

@deansaffron9562 5 лет назад

Paco OfTaco this haircut: five stars on yelp

@rdsbobcatconstructio 4 года назад

⭐⭐⭐ " I am now somehow a pink version of the planet mercury" -Very confused planet

@Pepijnvos-lj4vc 4 года назад

Why on the freddie planet tho?

@kcaelus 4 года назад

Hehe Made this At 269

@jakefreemusic9151 3 года назад

⭐⭐⭐- - "He cut my hair with a KNIFE. It was quite satisfying" - Insane customer

@liquidtags 5 лет назад

Girlfriend wakes: Wtf are you watching Me: I’m unsure Edit: Thanks for likes..

@andresl.193 5 лет назад

That really happened?

@liquidtags 5 лет назад

@@andresl.193 Really I swear on my nan

@yeetyeeterson5444 5 лет назад

Novaz If she judges you for watching ASMR bruh she gotta go /s

@andresl.193 5 лет назад

@@yeetyeeterson5444 fact

@liquidtags 5 лет назад

yeet yeeterson she lives at my house. She can go 😂

@bestfreshmaninthenation 4 года назад

"Oops I cut your ear I'll just get you a bandaid" Van Gogh and school nurses have entered the chat Edit 1: Don't mind the comment section

@SimplyKelp 4 года назад

🌊

@sourlemonations 4 года назад

The ice don’t forget the ice

@bestfreshmaninthenation 4 года назад

@@sourlemonations oh crap my bad

@thatoneperson4311 4 года назад

My school they have a nurse that kisses your forehead and that heals your whole body because that’s her quirk

@wake_up6792 4 года назад

What school nurse think they are: the healer What they are: ice queen

@brinleyhull8058 5 лет назад

Me getting ready to spray that spider with Raid: 4:38

@erifnm3164 5 лет назад

Brinley Hull I step on them

@zhxry 5 лет назад

Jrr_killz how do u step on one that’s on the wall

@comradedrugs711 5 лет назад

@@zhxry You can't walk on walls? Huh. Might wanna get that checked out, mate. That's not normal..

@Walidrs3 5 лет назад

@@comradedrugs711 😂

@mochimochi2881 5 лет назад

I get out the 1 textbook i never use *ever*

@AlexanderFaux 4 года назад

"you're the first costomer today" "yeah it's been a very busy day"

@carriet96 4 года назад

Yeah that makes sense

@brunow.a.8539 4 года назад

I agree

@cjenson5355 4 года назад

Yea

@bloodymoon7315 4 года назад

😆

@angale8891 4 года назад

Well fight him

@goldengloaming1164 5 лет назад

jojo: I'm just gonna dye your hair pink me with freshly dyed pink hair: well this is awkward

@LupeSunglass 5 лет назад

JoJo's Awkward Adventure

@stephutech 5 лет назад

but did he do a good job?

@ariannacleveland 3 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️ Why on earth was he whispering? -Deaf Costumer

@pinki6828 3 года назад

Wait a minute....

@freya7151 3 года назад

Wait how can you hear hes wispering? -blind costumer

@ChesnokOrNot 3 года назад

Hol' up

@bobuildr7368 3 года назад

@@freya7151 How did you read their text - Illiterate customer

@gic6485 3 года назад

@@bobuildr7368 What the fuck -Doctor

@boofenshmirtz3658 3 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The candy he gave to me was very good. Also I love the new hair color, been looking for a good pink but I think I found it and my new barber -A very satisfied costumer

@kizaru2418 4 года назад

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ -he cut off my ears and ripped my hair off and put on his mic in a dark allyway Amazed Customer

@abdullahkhashogji7540 3 года назад

You should’ve whipped out that rasengan

@MikaLuvssYou 5 лет назад

My hair is on the screen but he's looking up so I'm like.. 👁 👃🏻 👁 👄 Bish wtf you snatched my weave

@holographicmeatloaf1384 5 лет назад

Maybe isa mirror

@we_allhaveapurpose3954 5 лет назад

👁 👁 👃 👄

@pigdon1987 5 лет назад

👁️👄👁️

@chibimammon4531 5 лет назад

👁. 👃🏻 👁 👅

@biszcuitboys 5 лет назад

1 star. Hairdresser whispered the whole time and tapped on all the hair products which was very strange and uncomfortable for me.

@lisaideart5090 5 лет назад

😅🤣🤣🤣

@freakydancer6968 5 лет назад

4 stars it would have been five if I didn’t pick up so much sexual tension 😂😂😂

@Ilovemillip3d3s 3 года назад

⭐️ - - - - - he put a wig on my head and cut that and not my hair

@piccoro714 4 года назад

"He cut off my legs, but I got the trim I wanted atleast" -⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ customer who lost his legs in this place

@broraune3800 4 года назад

Neese!!!

@DTAM-Aviationshorts290 4 года назад

Wow

@cmcglinnen272 4 года назад

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS IF... DID I GET THE KAREN CUT?!?

@Dryxeclan 4 года назад

WTF

@MangaGirl78 4 года назад

I’m your 501th like

@MedicGaming07 5 лет назад

Jojo: What can I do for you? Me: *yes*

@generalkaboom6642 5 лет назад

That answer doesn't make any sense!

@williamroderick6 5 лет назад

Oh dear 😂

@JS-iu3ce 5 лет назад

General Kaboom you don't make any sense

@maximum6883 5 лет назад

@@JS-iu3ce lmao that was so violent I shouldn't have laughed at your comment 😭😭✨

@mightymachines6675 5 лет назад

@@generalkaboom6642 WOOOOOOOSH.

@dereksapp2075 4 года назад

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Cut off my nose, was much easier to not smell the janitor. - A stenchless person. Edit: 🅆🄾🅆 ɾǝsns ɔɥɹısʇ ༼⁰Ø⁰；༽꒳ᵒ꒳ᵎᵎᵎ ｌｉｋｅｓ

@ziggygames1282 4 года назад

lmaooooooo

@fartballs1845 4 года назад

Bruh

@pedrotorres5598 4 года назад

Wah

@ShunkCrafts 3 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ It was aight - Yo homey Tyrone

@ShunkCrafts Год назад

Ur not funny 😐

@Ilovemaskedmen585 4 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ *5 STARS* “He got me a dead janitor” -scared customer

@mr.goodman7682 3 года назад

...

@parkerplataz4920 3 года назад

Oh mu dad can I have him bavk

@jackpearson5251 5 лет назад

Guys stop asking for squidward. Perfection takes time... We must wait for this masterpiece with patience Squidward

@ItsWouty 5 лет назад

Just commenting so u realize u have 300 likes

@nobodyexistsonpurposewerea6623 5 лет назад

WoutiBoy The Goat now they have 250 likes

@jackpearson5251 5 лет назад

@@nobodyexistsonpurposewerea6623 dam I never even realised

@randomdoggocuteness2865 4 года назад

⭐- - - - "I don't like the color pink" -Goth teens

@genyashinazugawa3023 3 года назад

@@gentryhayden627 what now

@andreathiessen6986 3 года назад

@@gentryhayden627 not everyone likes pink😐

@dibpilled 3 года назад

i like pink its pretty

@O_XEO 3 года назад

@@gentryhayden627 hahah 9 year old

@latunen5241 3 года назад

@@gentryhayden627 delete your youtube account, youre not old enough to have it

@TheThrilledOOOF Год назад

8:15 this part Is tingly but now I really want pop rocks 😥😥

@eugeneorevillo5431 4 года назад

⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Is this what the teens hair look like nowadays" -Grandma

@zinnser_2978 3 года назад

Yes ma’am. My hair is constantly pink, despite the fact my school says I can’t have it like this

@user-oj7np2ej1z 3 года назад

@@zinnser_2978 screw your school, pink hair all the way

@zinnser_2978 3 года назад

@@user-oj7np2ej1z ikr

@ToadtheGreat1 5 лет назад

Me: goes to doctor for a sore throat Jojo: *aight we gonna put you through the femur breaker nothing to worry about*

@duccducc3186 4 года назад

*SCP 106 wants to know your location*

@mcknightujc 4 года назад

Scp 106 has eaten u

@Chipcats 4 года назад

Scp 106 has entered the area

@justquoted80 4 года назад

ducc ducc I don’t get it

@stevefoulds1815 4 года назад

SCP 106 has joined the chat

@febuddbbhdbebdh1636 5 лет назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “i can’t see what i’m typing, he cut my eyes out” ~fbjurszjhgvn

@ksporty15 4 года назад

"I cany seevim tyoing, hr cut my eues ouy"

@amandeds7979 4 года назад

Js cqge gwwe geyudvhe cur mdvdydyd idff

@cozymisty4753 4 года назад

Good one

@ariana-uk8do 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@iciatt 4 года назад

I can't see what I'm typint, he coat eyes out

@tallwater2067 3 года назад

⭐️ ☆☆☆☆ "Idk why I rated it 1 star just bored lol" -Random person looking through reviews

@minto3522 4 года назад

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “He dyed my hair pink which was exactly what I needed for my show, didn’t know how he knows but I guess it works” -Stephanie from Lazy Town

@Usergeueyeu 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@Bloviated 3 года назад

lol

@soggyricee 3 года назад

YES.

@freya7151 3 года назад

WELCOME TO LAZY TOWN THE PLACE WHERE YOU WANNA BEEEE

@freya7151 3 года назад

Stephanie im such a huge fannn

@ElongatedMusketGun 5 лет назад

Me: *peacefully listening to ASMR*. Gatorade: PACKS CARBS TO REFUEL, AND ELECTROLYTES TO REPLENISH.

@speedwheel1807 5 лет назад

No PLEASE, not the electrolytes to replenish! Anything but those!

@thecrunchh6 5 лет назад

Not to be a picky Paul, but I'm pretty sure it's not Gatorade. Don't know what it truly is, but I think it's not Gatorade

@bradmcclintic6015 5 лет назад

TAST MY ELECTROLYTES AND IF THAT DOSEN'T FINISH YOU THEN TAKE MY CARBS!!!!!! Lamooooooo!🤣

@blpanther16 5 лет назад

Marcus Duby it is Gatorade, I had it recently

@thecrunchh6 5 лет назад

@@blpanther16 ok cool hadn't had it in a while so wasn't sure

@airconditionergoat89 3 года назад

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 “It wasn’t 100% quality but it was a great experience! Also I hope you can feed your minecraft cat and dog. Also wear a wig, I did so I don’t have tuberculosis and mercury poisoning.” -a grateful customer

@thecolors1414 4 года назад

Jojo: Does haircut ASMR Bald people: *jazz music stops*

@bananaloluwu-2675 4 года назад

Le oof Edit:OMG I GOT 1 LIKE!

@hoodie6872 4 года назад

*jazz music restarts as he cuts off their ears*

@rats1131 4 года назад

i can see this photo and it makes it so much funnier

@moshedabash1265 5 лет назад

Who else can't feel tingels but still watches asmr video?

@moshedabash1265 5 лет назад

@Not the king of Israel yeah I do switch up asmr creators from time to time and it does help btw I'm from Israel

@bibble03 5 лет назад

i thought i was the only one....

@natalieburkett1160 5 лет назад

Me I use asmr to help me sleep

@ethan3056 5 лет назад

I used to get tingles now I don’t or it’s just really specific triggers kinda sucks but still enjoyable

@ranger1653 5 лет назад

I have been watching these videos for a while and at the start just because of the memes but then I started to enjoy them and kept watching them for the past two years and can’t feel tingles but still it gets me in a calm environment where I can fall asleep faster

@missgirl2089 5 лет назад

Moral Of The Story: *Dont* *Become* *A* *Janitor*

@xxxxxxxxx1652 5 лет назад

@zadigthejasp 4 года назад

DBAJ

@jklein9207 4 года назад

True true *Me starts dying of laughter*

@madmax4085 4 года назад

@@jklein9207 just ask nugget or Monty from kindergarten 2

@zealoussky3747 4 года назад

Wow good to see my old account comment is still here

@0verclipped741 3 года назад

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ This was the best cut I’ve ever had, I finally got paid attention to:) Satisfied customer -

@Ipzorofn 5 лет назад

Its dangerous to scroll alone here take this with you 🔪🔫 Edit: thx for the likes small RU-vid btw

@ahhhhh7891 5 лет назад

BeoX_Plaze 42 no

@lukabogdanovic4658 5 лет назад

@@ahhhhh7891 yes

@Moonstar_410 5 лет назад

Thanks for the stick

@mym1ndflows 5 лет назад

„I like .... Sticks“ only true people like Becky get it

@hdidjjejfh7167 5 лет назад

*_Takes sword and a gun🗡✖🔫❌_*

@sofialancaster7315 5 лет назад

⭐️⭐️- - - “He didn’t let me speak to the manager” - Karen

@blitzkrieg7353 4 года назад

@@eaterofdoggos2622 So?

@NightwolfXD-gs2mp 4 года назад

Same - Kyle

@joseeh1246 4 года назад

@Kyuboo · 101 literally what I thought when I read it I was looking for this comment

@OplackTheSwift 4 года назад

I'm just gonna Naruto run away from the situation

@devpatel7154 4 года назад

Sofia Lancaster this meme sucks why is it always Karen

@mmysticblairmmysticblairmm1509 5 лет назад

T- those I- incredible N- noises G- got L- literally E- everyone S- sleeping

@moistcatfood790 5 лет назад

This deserves more likes

@mmysticblairmmysticblairmm1509 5 лет назад

@@moistcatfood790 I guess lmao

@moistcatfood790 5 лет назад

@@mmysticblairmmysticblairmm1509 did you think of this? Because that is very true

@mmysticblairmmysticblairmm1509 5 лет назад

@@moistcatfood790 Yea it just popped up in my mind

@LlamaColon3 5 лет назад

It has 69 likes Now it has 520

@chloejohnson528 3 года назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “‘my hair looks amazing but it’s cRUsTy” -me I have come back a year later and concluded that this comment was very cringey and this video is so full of tingly sounds, it always puts me to sleep. -still a very satisfied customer