ASOIAF theory pictionary with Glidus! 🎨🎨

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@TheRealNorth21 7 месяцев назад

It is hilarious to me that this community is so cracked that Bolt-On is now considered a vanilla theory.

@benabroad8872 7 месяцев назад

😂

@thing_under_the_stairs 7 месяцев назад

That's what I love about this fandom. How serious and logical it is.

@balthazarwerner7792 7 месяцев назад

Wait till u hear about thunder-off. Apparently there r still some insane theorists that don’t believe roose isnt a son warging vampire

@theyoungknight.3119 7 месяцев назад

Listen right, Vampires suck blood and leeches also suck blood so since Rose likes leeches he is a vampire, Theory confirmed!

@thing_under_the_stairs 7 месяцев назад

@@theyoungknight.3119 That makes perfect, logical sense. Just like how all the Stark kids are obviously werewolves. Except Sansa. Obviously.

@benabroad8872 7 месяцев назад

Literary analysis has gone too far when “Tyrek is a horse” is common knowledge

@sarveshmunde9846 7 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂.... 😭😭😭 I just cant stop laughing at the place this community has reached Even Martin's silence has given the world brilliance

@greazypozer 4 месяца назад

i mean it's clearly stated in the text it SHOULD be common knowledge

@NaniMoose 7 месяцев назад

Shwifty, your theory generator is clearly broken. It gave me "Daenerys is secretly a Targaryen" but this could never, ever happen.

@leewan8873 7 месяцев назад

i entered after reading this and got "Meera Reed is secretly Meera Reed"

@SpiralSine6 7 месяцев назад

@@leewan8873 “Arya will wield Oathkeeper” ok not bad “Alys Karstark will wield Dawn as Sword of the Morning” pretty wild but cool I guess “Jon Snow is secretly Varamyr Sixskins” oh shit “Benjen = Jon Snow” it’s too obvious

@randomchannel9473 7 месяцев назад

First theory and it's 'the Maesters built Ashai'

@Mewobiba 7 месяцев назад

@@SpiralSine6 I got "Daenerys is the valonqar" Ok, I'm sure some people believe that "Theon will fall in love with Asha" Yeah Gurm and some siblings getting it on, i hate it but fair enough "Marwyn is secretly Lyanna" jsdkvsdgt

@rongpirson5250 7 месяцев назад

I once got "Tywin hooked up with Tywin at the Tourney of Harrenhal"

@Exvilness 7 месяцев назад

I decided to check out the generator, it gave me "Jon Snow wrote the Pink Letter" which is something I 100% believe now

@Starduckvalley 6 месяцев назад

Theyll never suspect a thing

@HOTD108_ 5 месяцев назад

Jon unconsciously wrote the pink letter whilst sleepwalking one night.

@owenbridgers 4 месяца назад

@@HOTD108_Jon warged into Ghost who wrote it

@Venomm737 Месяц назад

@@owenbridgersBloodraven skinchanged into Jon and wrote it while he was sleeping

@fildariusv7045 Месяц назад

@@Venomm737Ghost skinchanged into Jon Snow who skinchanged into Bloodraven who then skinchanged Ramsay to write the Pink Letter

@cupofcait 7 месяцев назад

The high pitched ITS HOSTER TULLY had me in tears 😂

@joshuamacdonaldmusic 5 месяцев назад

King* Hoster Tully 😂

@Sugarspoon18 5 месяцев назад

I heard "Lisa" and I asked sooo many questions, like whooooooose this Leeesa? Despite there being an obvious Lysa Tully. XD

@lquartey4840 7 месяцев назад

I will dedicate the next month of my life to creating fan art depicting every theory the ASOIAF Theory Generator throws out.

@hillbillypowpow 7 месяцев назад

Butterbumps is the Shrouded lord, Garth Greenhand is the Night King, and Shierra Seastar is the waif.

@pabloreed7717 6 месяцев назад

@@hillbillypowpowand they are the three heads of the dragon of course

@LuvLee296 5 месяцев назад

Update??????

@pabloreed7717 5 месяцев назад

@@LuvLee296 they better have it done after 6 weeks. Don’t let us down @lquartey4840

@AW-xc1xc 4 месяца назад

Theon is the younger more beautiful Queen everybody!

@47thLight 7 месяцев назад

And another idea: play Guess Who and your first question always has to be "Are they a secret Targaryen?"

@potato4481 7 месяцев назад

guess who would be a fantastic asoiaf game

@saturninenull1008 7 месяцев назад

@@potato4481the interesting nerd club has some videos where they play asoiaf guess who

@theownerofsexreal9559 2 месяца назад

The answer would be yes for everyone

@mothernyx4933 7 месяцев назад

How dare you guys stream at reasonable times in your own timezone

@jackthehumanofficial 7 месяцев назад

for real

@Matt-xc6sp 7 месяцев назад

🙃

@domi6026 7 месяцев назад

“I failed my exams and stubbed my toe and I blame the Maesters” - Pate, predeath

@depravitypd 7 месяцев назад

19:16 “THAT’S AN ANIMAL?!” Is absolutely phenomenal comedic timing😭

@Half_Finis 7 месяцев назад

made me actually lol at work

@jovial.milieu 7 месяцев назад

Put it out of its misery 💀

@HOTD108_ 6 месяцев назад

@@Half_FinisASOIAF fans go to work? I thought we all agreed to go on strike until Winds? Have you forsaken your oath?!

@SadnessCentral 7 месяцев назад

In the random theory generator I got “Septa Lemore hooked up with Septa Mordane at the tourney of Harrenhal”. Knowing how much George writes stories of forbidden love, this isn’t entirely impossible

@Dr3wB 7 месяцев назад

When the dunk and egg show comes out I really hope it’s just Harry Lloyd playing all the characters like the audio book

@yetipotato8567 7 месяцев назад

Just like GRRM intended

@HOTD108_ 6 месяцев назад

I don't think that will happen, as Harry Lloyd was last seen ahorse.

@Special_Tactics_Force_Unit 6 месяцев назад

Oh snap, HE reads them?! well I have to get them now no question

@yetipotato8567 6 месяцев назад

@@Special_Tactics_Force_Unit ye you should he is really good

@pimpchimp1330 5 месяцев назад

Only if Harry Lloyd wargs into Roy Dotrice and then narrates it

@whensomethingcriesagain 3 месяца назад

That generator spat out "Jaime is the valonqar" and "Jaime is Nissa Nissa" back to back, and I honestly can believe both

@PatTheHyruler 7 месяцев назад

These Schwift + Glidus streams bring me an absolutely unreasonable amount of joy. Definitely some of my favorite content among all of humanity's creations.

@GarthKnight1884 7 месяцев назад

I hate to admit how fun it is to go off the deep end with these two via GOT

@HOTD108_ 6 месяцев назад

@@GarthKnight1884What's a GOT and how can I GET rid of it?

@merkbromerkington3215 Месяц назад

I’m so glad I found this community. What a cracked bunch of absolutely amazing people.

@iansavard4489 7 месяцев назад

Imagine the absolute slapstick comedy potential of having Euron’s lovecraftian kraken monster kaiju destroy Oldtown, it reaches the ship with the barrel of pickled Maester Aemon. The kaiju then procheeds to destroy said ship only for the people of Oldtown to gaze at the sight of a marinated centenarian ragdolling out of the barrel.

@hughchapman-brown6369 7 месяцев назад

secret tunnel moment was beautiful

@AntrozLPs 7 месяцев назад

The build-up was better than for the Endgame finale.

@johnython2 7 месяцев назад

alt schwift x and glidus is the best duo in the whole community

@cfs_pr 7 месяцев назад

😅

@MissJoy16 25 дней назад

Agreed ❤

@brandonstahl5150 7 месяцев назад

My favorite theory I've ever gotten with this generator is that Robert Baratheon caused Robert's Rebellion. I think it might have a slight chance of being something that could be even half true.

@MeganAllen1738 3 месяца назад

I think that's honestly pure speculation. We should wait till more hints come out in the next book before jumping to those kinds of conclusions.

@commonpepe2270 5 месяцев назад

A stream idea: Each of you has to defend a theory from the generator and then the chat gets to vote which theory is true.

@aaronmelgar7116 6 дней назад

This needs to be an actual video.

@joshuagambrell180 7 месяцев назад

My cat's name is Zora and I always end up calling her "Azor Ahai" (ah zora hi) while watching these videos lol

@noahbathgate7133 7 месяцев назад

When she meows when you first see her it’s called A Zora Hi

@DinMor-bo3pp 7 месяцев назад

Secret tunnel literally killed me. It's not okay that you do this live. My ancient ass doesn't expect it to be possible.

@Charles-In-Charge 7 месяцев назад

Giles Rosby and Coldhands being twins was an EXCELLENT drawing. I LOVE that he’s just a guy coughing and I got it a whole 2 minutes before Glidus

@hillbillypowpow 7 месяцев назад

Someone coughing? That could only be Gyles Rosby or the Shrouded Lord

@za1du 7 месяцев назад

@@hillbillypowpow Are you implying that Gyles Rosby is the shrouded lord?

@hillbillypowpow 7 месяцев назад

@@za1duOf course not, the Shrouded Lord is Rhaegar's daughter Rhaenys.

@Chris-gu5lt 7 месяцев назад

I would like one Displate of Alt Schwift X and Glidus sharing a womb

@leslie4521 7 месяцев назад

by the rules of the infamous FAKE ASOIAF THEORIES video all theories drawn today will from now on be considered real and actual theories i love it.

@genosseunge7089 7 месяцев назад

Shwubelubl and Glimblimble are legit the best thing on RU-vid right now

@juliemarie612 4 месяца назад

I have to say, I was pregnant with twins once, and this is exactly what it looked like 31:30 Sans the large elk following us around 😮

@renatocpribeiro 7 месяцев назад

Find someone who makes you laugh like schwift makes glimber laugh

@HillJoseph 7 месяцев назад

Schwifty + Glimbo = best combo on YT

@CarsonigenACS 7 месяцев назад

Hands down

@BLooDCoMPleX 7 месяцев назад

Ah yes, Grimbald and Schwanko, my favorite Orthodox ASoIaF Esotericists.

@staytuned2L337 7 месяцев назад

Happy to confirm that Mr. Hank's "cellular mishap" (brilliant description) is indeed in remission 🎉❤

@k1l7r0 7 месяцев назад

Viserion is a reincarnation of Aerion Brightflame and the third rider besides Jon and Daenarys is fAegon who is actually a descendant of Aerion. That is all.

@matt_9112 7 месяцев назад

No in*est? No eldrich brings? No convoluted plot, reducing the world to only 2-3 people actually having agency? 5/10

@bimbambummmmm 2 месяца назад

That moment at 49:00 is some of the best payoff for a running joke I have ever heard in anything, love you guys.

@infamousgamer767 7 месяцев назад

Another three hour video to watch multiple times and fall asleep to. Fantastic work as always lads.

@joeybonzo347 7 месяцев назад

the pretender Alt Shift X could never hope to put out content of this quality

@stephenporter4668 7 месяцев назад

The Great Stalion will resurrect Khal Drogo as a horse wight

@AdamS-argonwow 5 месяцев назад

I think the most absurd theory I got out of the generator said "Daenarys will ride a dragon", so ridiculous.

@flowergirl6242 6 месяцев назад

I got some absolute normie theories from that generator of yours, Schwifty. It said that "Jon Snow will be resurrected by Melisandre"; "Catelyn isn't dead"; "Jon Snow is secretly a Targaryen"; "Varys is secretly a Blackfyre" and "Grand Ser Pounce Conspiracy."

@EPICxXxDOG 7 месяцев назад

The moment the secret tunnel music kicked in was actually absurdly transcendent. Glimby harmonizing with himself and Schwifto in the mix !

@ultimacaster 7 месяцев назад

This is one of the best ideas ever 😂 love you both parasocially glibus and schwifty

@Andre_APM 7 месяцев назад

That build up to the secret tunnel meme nearly killed me 😂 Edit: 49:00

@aarroncross3801 6 месяцев назад

This is what I just got from the Schwifty theory generator: Bran will wield Oathkeeper in one hand and Tormund's foot-long member in the other like a total badass. Clearly canon.

@JLchevz 7 месяцев назад

George please just release Winds so that we have new things to talk about lmfaoo. But anyways I'm gonna binge this video gleefully.

@eric2500 5 месяцев назад

Much needed relief until Winds comes out in the 2060s!

@zehsackett6132 4 месяца назад

The fish people made an alliance with the Westerlings and live in the sunken ruins of Castamere. The "birth control" they've been giving Jeyne is actually magic used to make her give birth to a squisher.

@myujmes 3 месяца назад

this is bending my brain

@JoshuaKevinPerry 7 месяцев назад

Bran poisoned Jon Arryn

@ianschmitt4991 7 месяцев назад

RU-vid doesn't support image insertion here but I tried to post the Michael Fassbender perfection GIF

@Kingbobman69 7 месяцев назад

So true

@shanestevens5352 7 месяцев назад

Absolutely, if Lysa was driven insane because if she ever walked passed the God’s wood she would hear bran taking to her and he was telling her to kill her husband

@hillbillypowpow 7 месяцев назад

Bran time-travel wargs into Cersei Lannister to poison Jon Arryn. That's why she doesn't know she did it.

@2intheampm512 6 месяцев назад

@@hillbillypowpowI can finally die at peace. Thank you stranger

@SpiffierShindigs 7 месяцев назад

I will never tire of the secret tunnel bits.

@thisguy8106 7 месяцев назад

This livestream goes to show just how rich this story is. A color and a shape, and you know not only the family, but the exact person. It's incredible.

@admadras 7 месяцев назад

I feel like a sick stream would be like a ASOIAF Shark Tank where you allow people on the call to try to convince you their theories are true

@2intheampm512 6 месяцев назад

"I need twelve dollars for a lemonade"

@erikhenry8742 7 месяцев назад

"Davos will kill Patchface with Tormund's foot-long member" Too plausible because all of these characters have been to the north, unlike "Drogo and Hizdahr zo Loraq hooked up at the Tourney of Harrenhal"

@nico7566 7 месяцев назад

I have an idea for a video which I hope Schwift and Glidus see. They should put all the good and shit theories in a hat and pick one out. The theory that you have picked, you have to debate for and the other has to debate against. The chat is the judge and they can vote if they now believe the theory or disbelieve it. I can’t wait to hear a serious debate about how Tyrion is a time travelling fetus 😂

@audreychambers3155 2 месяца назад

I have no idea what this channel is, but apparently RU-vid autoplay really, really, *really* wanted me to wake up to "SECRET TUNNEL, SECRET TUNNEL, THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS, SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL!"

@brettd2308 7 месяцев назад

2:24:20 The big problem with citing urls like that is that they break so often, thanks to websites changing or going down. I've seen plenty of academic papers and books with website links directly to sources, and it can be shocking how rarely they work when you try to follow them. Just the other day, I came across one from only 7 years ago where the source website it tried to link to had been replaced with a sketchy porn page. Traditional citations, while cumbersome, allow anyone to know where to find the same information.

@francescapatti2934 7 месяцев назад

Everyone else: theories, haha fun stuff Me still tryna figure out how tf Glida Sand and Shwifty Flowers would be cousins and what happened to the bastards Darkstar kidnapped?? Is Alt Shwift Stone still fighting at the Bloody Gate? I need ANSWERS 😂

@randomchannel9473 7 месяцев назад

I wonder when someone with money to spare for super chats creates Glinda of Bravos.

@anemone3694 7 месяцев назад

Easy, Glida Sand's mother and Schwifty Flowers' mother are sisters (They have different surnames because Glida Sand was conceived on a trip to Dorne and raised by Wylla the wetnurse at Starfall)

@francescapatti2934 6 месяцев назад

@@anemone3694 Oh yeah that makes sense! Cant believe I didnt figure it out! Honestly thats so cringe of me bc the Starfall thing is like RIGHT THERE in the text. Obviously Wylla was a wet nurse but she had to have had a baby right? So tbh I posit that actually Glida Sand was Lyannas daughter with Glidus and obviously Jon Snow is actually Ned and Wyllas son! Rhaegar was just kinda there.

@eric2500 5 месяцев назад

🤣🤣😃😃😊😊!!!!

@HelciusCabral 7 месяцев назад

Man, I honestly wish you guys would go into Martin's old sci-fi stuff, both from the 1000 Worlds and the other unrelated stories like Unsound Variations. There's some wild stuff in there that relates pretty 1:1 to ASOIAF

@HelciusCabral 7 месяцев назад

Most of them you can find in both of the Dreamsongs collections, but there's a pdf with all(?) of them in one single place I'm pretty sure

@GarthKnight1884 7 месяцев назад

I love you two jokers in tandem(solo as well).Walder Frey being all the Walder Frey's will make for a legendary T-shirt. I hope either of u sees some joker wearing that shirt some day in the life;) y'all are a fun listen

@thewanderingartists 2 месяца назад

I wish i had friends who were into books

@tasorodri 7 месяцев назад

There is no word in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this marvel.

@SpiralSine6 7 месяцев назад

25:23 now I’m trying to think of names for different baseball teams Winterfell Wolves, King’s Landing Goldcloaks, Riverrun Raiders, Sunspeare Scorpions, Flea Bottom Fighters

@noahbathgate7133 7 месяцев назад

I totally agree with you on Dale not knowing about John Redcorn. I think it undermines his character and his relationships if he knows but keeps silent

@JoshuaKevinPerry 7 месяцев назад

Joseph and Dale both believe aliens impregnated Nancy.

@TimeTravelingFetus 7 месяцев назад

2:07:10 "On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. Woof" -Jon

@eric2500 5 месяцев назад

Back in Grandad's time we were still waiting for the finish of ADOD and they still thought " Varys is a merman" was radical theory!

@vontosmagicmurderbag2611 2 месяца назад

Every time this comes up in autoplay list, I go find my own random theory. Today I got: "Daenerys is secretly a Targaryen." Fucking wild theory, no way it's true.

@rubbish_kat 5 месяцев назад

The incomprehensible sounds at 2:01:54 had me cackling and serotonin activating.

@rhombicgalaxy 7 месяцев назад

I still cannot tell if they’re in the same room

@Stego1611 7 месяцев назад

the boys: "'ah we don't have any special chemistry.. it's just that we are talking about a dragon book" also the boys: 2:01:55

@johnnygreenface4195 7 месяцев назад

The secret tunnel bit killed me

@shookt1569 7 месяцев назад

This episode, by far, has the most potential entries to the Glidus wheezing laughter tier list.

@HelenBree 7 месяцев назад

I’ll never look at twins the same way again 😁

@pardoe17789 7 месяцев назад

Upcoming Glidus and Schwift theory NFT scheme with such great artwork. The money made from it they can bribe GRRM to finish writing his next chapter

@evanb4307 7 месяцев назад

Edmure will be defeated in battle by Edmure at Storm's End. This theory generator is a gem XD

@nevaehaho61 7 месяцев назад

I was drawing some of the theories but I also got “Tywin hooks up with Jaime at the tourney of Harrenhal” and I can’t draw that and thought you should know.

@aegorrivers6700 7 месяцев назад

I got : Bran, Daenerys and Jeyne Westerling's hips are the three heads of the dragon

@queenofburggrafenamt5485 7 месяцев назад

You always manage to change my day's mood for the better! Thank you guys.

@Cobalt360Degrees 7 месяцев назад

48:58 This fucking bit absolutely killed me and I should *not* have been laughing that loud and that hard at 3 in the fuckign morning.

@noobymonster 6 месяцев назад

When I went to the theory generator, I almost immediately got "Arya will skinchange into Arya" and it won't get out of my head

@serlazarus8438 7 месяцев назад

Schwambo, glimby, i want you to know that i will gladly wear several of these drawings on shirts

@samwinchester1326 7 месяцев назад

I love David Lightbringer and his theories and takes are pretty legit. Love to see him get some clout

@sarveshmunde9846 7 месяцев назад

30:50 I fuockin lost it there 😭 They are this wild off the camera as well!!

@alexjohnson-fry3778 7 месяцев назад

me: watching the replay of the stream days later also me: Craster! its CRASTER! come on Glidus its CRASTER

@ILikedGooglePlus 7 месяцев назад

Yo that Tribune Aquila is a deep cut!

@47thLight 7 месяцев назад

I need the OmniWalder as a tshirt

@jolinefields3460 7 месяцев назад

S+G= H😂🎉 The happiness of finally catching a live show is everything! I would’ve liked to see the chat from the show but I was playing along and bombing like crazy while laughing so hard at everything ❤😂 you guys are the greatest !!

@alakomachado9680 7 месяцев назад

i really dont want grrm to release anything anymore, THIS kinda content is what asoiaf means to me now honestly

@zander3096 5 месяцев назад

I cannot tell you how much I love yall two together. I am constantly re-watching these streams PLEASE KEEP DOING THEM!

@andorifjohn 7 месяцев назад

Joffrey killed the lemon trees in bravos!

@gjallahorn6789 6 месяцев назад

out of all of the theories that it generated for me "tysha is tyrion" takes the cake

@Radi_vvanker 7 месяцев назад

I still don’t know jack l abt GoT but these are very entertaining

@TiroX517 7 месяцев назад

Schwifty thanks to your theory generator I now know that Tyrion = Tyrion, thanks mate, would've never gotten there myself

@johansmallberries9874 7 месяцев назад

When I picture these guys i can’t help but see the Australian Mighty Boosh.

@jayschmidt2196 Месяц назад

The hilarity that is a deep conversation about the nature of storytelling, religions, and endings sprouted from craster V melisandre

@dilthepickle5346 6 месяцев назад

I think I’m getting a displate with your guys visual representation of twinship

@shrimp3rjr413 7 месяцев назад

H O S T E R T U L L Y

@addisonmaly2081 7 месяцев назад

You guys should do a collab video with David Lightbringer!

@JoshuaKevinPerry 7 месяцев назад

I was hoping you guys were going to do spooky book passages.😊

@hillbillypowpow 7 месяцев назад

I just wanna hear them read me Old Nan's stories.

@spassky3489 7 месяцев назад

Hey guys. This video idea sounds great but I usually listen to these as podcasts. What do you guys think? Doesn't look like one to listen to😅

@katiegrace9036 7 месяцев назад

it's still enjoyable to me just listening :) the theories are just that wacky

@spassky3489 7 месяцев назад

@@katiegrace9036 Thank you! I will try that out!

@Gingersnackpack 7 месяцев назад

this was such an amazing idea for a live

@golgarisoul 4 месяца назад

"What is a dragon if not a big scaly cat?" Skwifer Cheece

@stephaniec9539 7 месяцев назад

Oh my the omni walder

@BLooDCoMPleX 7 месяцев назад

Olivia Coleman would make an incredible Barbrey Dustin!

@francescapatti2934 7 месяцев назад

Some ASOIAF pronounciation stuff I did when I first read the books. Eh=NOT like the Canadian thing more like "ehhh..." when youre thinkin 😂 Daenerys - Da-eh-ne-rys😂 Aegon - Ah-eh-gone Lysa - Lisa Catlyn - Kate-Lynn Sansa - Saan-sa Baratheon - Bara-Theon😭 Walder - Val-derr (Im German) Rhaegar - Ra-eh-gar Ros - Rose Stannis - Sta(as in staff)-nnis (bc Im Italian😂) Tully - Too-lly Doublet - Dooblet (also no idea wtf it was😂) Cant think of anything else I misread 😂 but in my defence English is my third language💀