Ranking every food description in ASOIAF with Glidus 🍖🧀🍽️ 

Fuck you I love this

This should be the pinned comment 😂😂

oh my gods this made me let out the nastiest laugh, that visual is too funny!

I wud sub to that of ngl.

this made me neigh

Ranking cultural norms Do it you cowards

Another 3% are Littlefinger’s menagerie of multicolored doublets.

omg yess

Something something wool and doublet

the main reason we need Winds of Winter soon is so they don't get to ranking the sex scenes

i don’t like that you’re right 😟

That line was definitely written pre-lunch.

Actually I agree bc later on in another stream they also count the gross description with the dudes eyes floating in a dish of blood or sth

"nice juicy mutton chop" got me fucking howling

Or a food INscription

Are they actually a couple?

Is Tyrek Lannister a horse? Of course, don't be silly

@@Spongebrain97 is Benjen Coldhands?

​@@queeristhemindkiller depends on the continuity and if George is lying

​@@Spongebrain97 "I don't think George writes characters who haven't been in love" -Glidus to Alt Shift X, discussing the cryptosexuality of Brynden "Blackfish" Tully

and then relapses a bit when ned dies as well

I think it comes up when Bran and Rickon "die" as well.

Yeah, that line about it being “much more than she asked for” says a lot about the household caring for her and encouraging her to eat and keep her strength up. They’re looking out for her while all her attention is on Bran.

This 100%, it’s a touching testament to how much the Starks are loved by their commonfolk and a commentary on Catelyn’s state

I already posted a comment but another point. In the first third of Clash there's like five or six chapters in a row that juxtapose the food people are eating as political commentary. People starving in king's landing while Tyrek's wedding feast is flaunted. The harvest feast in the North. Tyrion eating like a king. Arya eating bugs and worms in the Riverlands. The summer feast with Renly's people, etc.

GRRM might not have meant it, but it could be a way of seeing Stannis caring enough about his brother never to hold his sexuality against him. He never told Robert, at least, since Robert doesn't even realize Loras is as gay as sunshine and praises him as the kind of son anyone would want. Or Robert isn't homophobic and is more based than I thought

​@@zenebean Hugo Lloris is my favorite asoiaf knight

Stannis' reply lives in my head rent free. I truly got mad when they forgot.

​@Zayne Isgett Robert's opinions on homosexuality likely became a lot more open when he witnessed his five year old skin a cat alive

@@blueberryf1nch969 Yeah that might help give you perspective on things

I mean, can you blame her? Beautiful bright lemon cakes iced with a sweet vanilla sugar glaze... yummy

Lemon cakes are delicious so it’s understandable.

She’s been through a lot she can have a little treat

Renley would have related to her since he loves cake also.

Lemony = Melony 🤔 now that's food for thought

I thought the same thing

The horse heart has verified freshness, unlike the fish stew. I mean, the chef prepared it right in front of her

@@zenebean the chef being the horse's chest

YES. Especially when reading in winter and feeling slightly cold yourself

Perfect comment.

If he is in the mansion he could at least tell his father to write faster.

Glidus is rich? Where is he? Point Piper?

Instead of chilling in his tin roof shack under the overpass next to the airport

He has long been monetizing his lead-contaminated water and noise pollution

​@@frankmerker630😊юююююж0з😊😊

I'm not sure the boys are equipped to judge sartorial descriptions to be honest

And after that, a sex scene ranking which won’t be awkward for anyone. It‘s only awkward if we make it so. Followed by a fake death ranking, a ranking of each instance the word „plop“ was used, a weather ranking, a musician tier list excluding Ed Sheeran… The possibilities are endless, who needs Winds of Winter?

Ringed mail under boiled leather

Blue and cream colored silk robe

@@btarczy5067I love the fake death ranking idea

oats too.

Right, exactly! I'm Hungarian, and we sometimes have pig slaughters and we always have the blood cooked with onions for breakfast, it's amazing with some fresh bread

@@SkullerMc now I want to try that, youve convinced me.

strangely enough that description does not convince me (i do not want to eat blood)

@@neonxvices But its so GOOD

and multiple times each

so true

Same

Same I hate streams so much but I could listen to these two forever

The H3 Podcast releases 4 hour streams sometimes

So proud of Ghostrider still loving Shwiftus despite his many bastards 😂 Eat you heart out (while the Dosh Khaleen chant ominously) Catlyn😂😂

Holy shit 👍

And that's why the curtains were blue

*Is beans*

myrish swamp

Probably can't do that on RU-vid

Ummm it’s a FAT pink mast

That's fascinating

I’m just curious if you’re willing to share. What nomad culture are you from?

@@rainbowchewynuggets well, my people were part of the Mongol empire until we separated from them. That's actually what the name of the people means, Kalmyk, - separated. Historically we were called Oirat Mongols.

@@basang32 That's really interesting. I'll have to read about them sometime. Thanks for sharing. :)

​@@basang32Oh! That place betwen Volga and Caucasus? Aren't you like the biggest Buddist community in Europe?

The Mongolian dream: conquer your neighbours, relax with some fermented mare’s milk. Conquer your new neighbours, relax with some fermented mare’s milk. Rinse and repeat until you conquer the world or run out of milk.

They definitely knew each other well even if they didn’t like each other.

I had the same experience, but discovered that if you eat enough, you will stop feeling sick from it. I'm still a bit concerned about his health, though. I feel like the best way to do that would be to make it into soup and eat it over the course of many days. These books have a *lot* of pages

@@hithedragon7842 a winds of winter chowder perhaps? 🤣

@@nicolablackwood1286 or a milkshake ! Sugar helps the medicine go down, so it could work with ground WoW paper 😅

It's not really a big concern - hi will only eat the book if it comes out, and it never will. So it's fine. If he really did have to eat the book, maybe he could do it slowly, over several years, consuming small pieces of paper at a time.

🥺

Blood pudding is exactly why I thought of, too.

Jep, we have those sausages here in Austria (Blunze). They're very alike to blood pudding.

Yummy blackpudding

Ah yes I do remember the blodpudding dagar in school

Why tf does every culture NEED to eat blood😂 My mom used to eat heated pigs blood as a kid...it was just A THING. Now its not allowed to be sold at butcher shops anymore (in Sicily)

Diving into the imagery of Joffrey feeding the snail to sansa, snails are soft and flacid which could also be a representation of Joffreys lack of attraction towards Sansa since she doesnt know he hates her yet but we find out later he does, so the snail represents Joffreys flacid attraction

@@drVarulvEnglish teacher energy

@@roronoalaw7772as an english teacher who read OP’s comment and audibly ooh-ed like I was grading an essay, I have never been more offended

​@@l33tspaniard Good. Bc english teacher afe wild fr Although my German teacher always liked my interpretation of texts bc I usually picked up on the Christian imagery 😂

No but Im convinced Robert and Ned fucked at some point in life.

Yeah thanks shwifty😢 from all Muslim viewer's

Gonna have to hit up the Allah Snackbar later

Lmao fr & Ramadan Mubarak to you 🌙

Ramadan mubarak, and April fool's!

Ramadan Mubarak 🌙 to y’all too

Yes but also the video would have been 5 hours long

Solid A tier

I was fascinating by listening to them not knowing how to use blood as food. I didn't know this is such an unknown thing, I mean c'mon, *black pudding*?

I fucking love black pudding

Yeah, the fact she 'didn't ask' for what she was sent shows the care of the staff for the lady of winterfell

That's a backhanded compliment if I've ever heard one lol

@@taylorleibel4327 depends on your view of spartan women, they all exercised before marrage and where known for their beauty, Helen of troy was spartan herself. Spartan can also mean minimalist, unfancy, void of decadency.

id interpret spartan beauty as lithe, and athletic but in an austere, cold way, very severe angles and little softness

So you're saying Visenya is a dommy mommy confirmed

@@evannesbitt7852 her cutting Aegons cheek to convince him her idea of the Kingsguard was necessary supports that

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the fermented milk is an idea he got from Mongolian steppe dudes

I also think of cream based alcohols like Baileys

Like I always say, misery is the best spice

also "honeyed wine" is prob mead, if you've never had it at a renn faire: that shit slaps hard

Yup, this is called airag (sp?) and has been produced since at least Gengis Khans time.

And barley. I'm going to buy some tomorrow so I can eat some stew 😋 Update: I made some ASOIAF inspired stew. It was beef and barley stew with huge chunks of potatoes and carrots. That shit was a 10/10, wow. Sadly, I can't post a recipe because I cook freehand, but all I know is GRRM knows his shit

Man, I wonder what GRRM’s favorite vegetables are

I mean for a medieval setting there’s no refrigeration, so any foodstuff quick to spoilage becomes much less common outside of wherever its grown. So hearty root vegetables that can last a month or two after harvest are going to often be on hand.

British peasants

Americans often put mushrooms on kebabs.

@@jenniferpearce1052 angry Turkish noises

Heard about a alt schwift snow show

Love the description. But hate the food lmao

Lol pretty good

"The still warm, viscous fluid rushed from the mommy mammary and delightfully filled SweetRobin's mouth with the taste of teat"

Heres a description of my lunch break! (For context i work at a drugstore lol) "She hurdled to the break room table, desperate to satiate as much of her incredible hunger as possible with what little time she had before she had to return to the grueling task of sorting the vast array of potions and creams on the shelves of the apothecary. She pulled out a concoction of soft wheat bread inlaid with cooked chicken breast laid on strips of crisped bacon and lettuce with a rich creamy sauce, the crumbs settling on the edges of her hungry mouth. She devoured the meal in 5 minutes and washed it down with a soup of coffee bean powder drowned in a thick sugary syrup and plenty of milk. She wiped her mouth on the sleeve of her tunic, and prepared herself for the toils and battles with angry customers that lay ahead of her."

@@Stanzaawashere I think we've started our own sub-genre!

I always assumed it was regular wine that they then added honey to to sweeten it

@@theleviathan3902 this very well could be true also!

Oh but I won’t forgive that you missed my superchat about how I’ve immortalised Glidus as a cryptic reference in my own writing, I’m tempted now, as an act of vengeance, to refer not to you but to that foul bastard Alt Shift X instead

I love that humand everywhere fucking LOVE fried stuff. My family (Sicilian but idk if it has anything to do w that) takes bread thats gone stale and puts it in milk and then egg. Then we fry it! Its delicious! We usually eat it on its own but some put sugar on it.

It’s the best way to find such a gem😇😆((been there before too and I was dreaming about it when I woke up like whahhhht…oh -lit !that explained so much😂🎉)

Alt Shift Fresh. Alt Shift Fast. Alt Shift C-Salt. Alt Shift Mash.

Heddle Master Plan. Love it.