Asuka and Shinji Go to the Movies 

"It's so cool that you have a job and that women can do that now" shinji what 💀

"your dad made us" had me rolling

"allergic to the letter W" 😂

“Would you like a twizzler?” “Would you like a twizzler?” “𝕎𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕥𝕨𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕝𝕖𝕣?”

The idea that Rei wears her eva suit in her day job and everyday life is pretty canon tbh

“I think it’s called a rizzler” got me 😂💀

Really thought Asuka was about to throw Shinji under the bus when she handed him her phone

"I can carbonate it, watch" 😭

This whole thing is incredible and really funny and surreal but I think my favorite thing is Rei just being behind the counter for no reason and not actually working there lol

My word. Why does Shinji have so much anti-rizz in these skits? As if I didn't feel sorry for him already.🤣

This is Shinji’s canonical voice. Not the ADV or the Netflix or the japanese one. This.

"Life hack: don't be a bitch" is the best advice I've received all year.

You know I thought that yknow just normal Asuka was the best thing ever and now Ive found... this demented version and it's somehow even better

The whole shinji/rei counter exchange is just top notch

“I-I-I’ll settle for a crab ragú~ 😖” It’s been days and I can’t get this line out of my head

the whole counter interaction. shinji saying breadmaker making me guffaw and then right into the maya winky vid i SCREAMED

This is a certified "Alright Fazgang" moment

"Your dad made us" LMAOOO

"Life hack: Don't be a bitch 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻"

1:39 why is this so in character for Asuka 🤣🤣?

This is like the best and most pathetic version of Shinji....perfect.

0:49 literally the definition of “are you really asking me this right now”

Your take on these characters is so hilarious it’s starting to replace how I think about them forever. To me, this is canon now. Thank you.

Rebuild of Evangelion 4.44: You can (Not) Afford Popcorn and Candy

When he said, thanks for inviting me, I was expecting something cruel but not something that would hurt ME personally

“Thanks for inviting me guys” “”Your dad made us”” “i know 😢” That was amazing all the way through but the ending was just perfect

“I think it’s called a Rizzler”got me rolling on the ground

Only reason he carbonated it was for that indirect auska kiss 😭

"would you like a twizzler" had me rolling

Asuka liking Foxy is in character.

"Would You Like A Twizzler?" [Insert Shinji Rambling] "Would You Like A Twizzler?" [Insert Shinji Rambling Again] "Would You Like A Twizzler?" [Shinji Rambling Again] "Would You Like A Twizzler?" "Would You Like A Twizzler?" "Would You Like A Twizzler?" "Would You Like A Twizzler?"

the bit before the ending was funny af ngl

They never knew I was hiding in the back of the theater

Now I wanna see a whole series like this where shinji, rei, and asuka and everyone else just goes around doing the dumbest things imaginable. Seriously, after all of the serious topics Evangelion covers, i just wanna see them doing things like this (plus its just really funny lol)

I'm also allergic to the letter W, that's why all I take are L's

Rei’s voice is spot on

Lol the return of 5 NIGHTS AT FREDDIE'S THREE and the SCRINGLEBOP! You're so silly goofy

WHY IS NOBODY MENTIONING ASUKA'S "i went to college." AND THEN JUST. SKATING OVER IT

i forgot how emotionless and motionless rei is just repeating the same thing over and over again.

Watching these videos as someone whos never seen evangelion makes it better

would you like a twizzler?

chad shinji: aw jeez this is some poor reception from these ladies!!! ive gotta neon genesis get out of here evangelion!! twizzler:

Asuka should be careful with those Twizzlers, I heard they can poke your eye out

This is what got me into evangelion 💀

Shinji get in the animatronic

What if in a Christmas special Asuka, Shinji, and Rei were supposed to go to the North Pole, but their sleigh takes a wrong turn to fuji. So they have to cel Christmas in the southern hemisphere, dressed in tropical clothes.

To be fair, she is very scrungly

Rei getting ready for the gaslighting olympics

“I’m a gummy bear”

I would love to see Tiffany, Amanda and Spike voice these videos.

Plot Twist: the Sprite ran out so Rei was behind the counter making Fanta "with" the staff.

"Your dad made us"

Thanks for making this

It's so cool that... you have a job and ( I don't work here ) and that women can do that now...

The voices are amazing

I love these

Shinji is so cute when he says; "Rei I thought you were at the front desk!"

1:07 asuka be wildin

*W O U L D* *Y O U* *L I K E* *A* *T W I Z Z L E R*

I've watched this at least once a day since it came out. Please make more (:

Asuka is Five Nights at Freddy's? 🙀🙀🙀

YOUR EVA BITS NEVER MISS!

i mean rei was made by gendo

Evangelion truly has the best meme Fandom on the internet

Every time I see that you post, I know I'm in for some hilarity. This is NOT an exception XD

Five nights at Freddy’s 3

Would you like a twizzler?

It's very cool keep the good work ❤

I might be reading this wrong but it's pretty funny to imagine this is time traveling post Third Impact Rei filling in for normal Rei, hence the teleporting and missing explanations

Would you like a twizzler

This is awesome

This is great luhmao

Shinji is like that guy who says the funniest shit when they’re nervous😂

Who knew png's on a jpeg background could be this funny

I just realized that "Fnaf 3" was a callback 💀

Bro this is beyond comedy 😭

Gurlies a maya winky fan lesgooooo

w o u l d y o u l i k e a t w i z z l e r

I am infertile from eating scented candle.

i love that asuka is a reddit femcel

When they said "your dad made us" i at first thought that this was based onnthe rebuild continuity.

YES I LOVER YOUR VIDEOS NEW VIDEO YES YES WOOHOO

Would you like a twizler?

“Nobody knows who they are” 💀

I jus want yo make the hospitale scene please 🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏

"i went to college" got me good

Ah yes the most classic Evangelion thing

Shinji gives of such a human car wreck vibe around him it’s hard to watch but hard to look away

I love Shinjis va

Asuka moment

Your voices are better than the English dubs imo

nice

You know, Asuka kind of reminds me of Stormfront from the Boys. Just that similar vibe. Wonder why.

This sounds like moral Orel

Who else understood the it's time to die refrence?!

five nights at freddy's three~

need more sonic fr but this shit is hilarious tho 😂

Do one with Mana.

Ngl, I laughed WAY too hard why Shinji said: "women can do that now?"

How do you do the voices?