Attempting Skyrim's Dumbest "Quests" 

Had a ton of fun with this one! Wish we could've gotten to more suggestions because they were all great! - If you all enjoy this one though, I can certainly dig into the community post from before or make a new one for more fun quests. More videos soon!

The best part of the extreme makeover was imagining Astrid seeing her new inductee just... pull out an entire truckload of random bullshit out of his pants, ignore her demand and spend a few hours walking around meticulously decorating the shack.

It’s funny how raven rock jail is nicer than a large chunk of Skyrim’s residents homes.

24:00 If a kid says something along the lines of "i hate you" or "I hope monsters come and eat you" that means he saw you kill his parents

Didn’t extreme makeover also make those homes way too expensive and the families had to move out shortly after? Kind of a double edged sword if you ask me. Now the dark brotherhood is going to have to find a new murder den.

Okay but a book ranking all the jails in Skyrim would 100% be a book you would find in Skyrim 😂

the items exploding was my very first "experience" with skyrim and made me so UPSET, i felt that so hard got breezehome and put all my food and decor i had hoarded on the table, took me a FRUSTRATING hour left to grab more cups, came back... instantly went to learn how to mod the game

Ahhh yes, another day in Skyrim. Collecting kids and decorating a murder house🤗

The Bulwark wasn't even a prison, it was a rehabilitation facility. It had a zen garden (the escape route), an animal adoption program (the floaty guys whose name I always forget), educational material (books), it encouraged socialization with other inmates (booze), it had it all! The only thing it was missing was like a therapist. 10/10

im just imagining astrid sitting there for an hour just wodnering to herself "what kind of lunatic did i pick up?"

For anyone who wants to do interior decorating in Skyrim, get Jaxonz Positioner mod. It lets you take everything from everywhere and place it at home (also resize it, rotate, and lock in place). It's GREAT fun! But if you want to set up some havoc-enabled items, first drop them from inventory, save, reload, and only then move them into place and lock with Jaxonz. Otherwise they may reset to the original drop position.

Raven Rock tries to keep you in by making it better to stay than leave!

So happy Knud’s in a better situation now. Those stairs look phenomenal

I just imagine the dev who implemented the orphan mechanic was like "oh no what about the kids if a dragon eats their parents? They must be cared for!" And accidentally made the children a collectible

Dancing waifu of copyright defense is probably the best way I've ever seen anyone get around copyright ever.

Your quickload with the abandoned house made me laugh it took so long just to have it ruined

My favourite episode of Extreme Makover Home Edition is when this kid enjoyed playing soccer so the evil genuis that is Ty Bennington decided to put LITERAL fake grass all over his bedroom floor 🙃

A 40 min Joov vid? The night before my exam? You are a bad influence.

The lovely thing with ‘home decorating’ in Skyrim is that when you reload an area; items will spawn where you initially dropped them, not where you moved them

the 'House Flipper' soundtrack playing while you're trying to mush a torch into the rafters of the shack is what really sells it 😂

"sacrifice yourself for the Elder Rolls" caught me completely off guard 😂

well, today I learned that you can actually orphan and adopt those kids lmfao 💀 12 years of playing skyrim and I still learn new things

36:52 “come to gawk at the monster” is my new pickup line.

Now we need Ty Pennington's extreme makeover to be renewed for fallout 3.

I'm not sure if this was ever suggested, but it'd be interesting to try to create a little serial killing plot by giving your kills a little personality. Like by decorating your crime scenes in interesting ways, leaving a calling card of sorts. Maybe aiming to kill every butcher and display their corpse among their wares, or killing alchemists with their own supplies could work as possible end goals.

I always feel bad about the city orphans i can't adopt getting stuck doing child labor. Sucks that you aren't given the option to send them to the orphanage after freeing it from Grelod; and yet, the game let's you send other children there by murdering their parents. Also, no chance to adopt Aventus Aretino

You actually made the abandoned shack look so good, the lighting changed it so much. Such a shame quickloading screws everything over so much 😔

“Surprise it’s your new dad” that feckin killed me lol, nicely done

Next up, making the starting town in Fallout 4 look like the old days. Really bring back that feeling that made the Lone Survivor move in originally!

I just love everything about Ravenrock. They seem to genuinely care about people there. It feels like home whenever you go there and I don't know why. I know that they are big about family and being respectful especially to the dead even if it is an enemy. They will build a tomb and give a proper burial for a dead enemy that they respect despite the fact they were enemies.

"Restocking the orphanage" is the funniest allegory for serial murder I've heard in a while.

20:47 CassieBubbles: Hi Joov! So happy to catch another stream! How are you doing? Joov: Our first objective is to *orphan every possible child in game,* so we have to kill fifteen sets of parents.

I have an "endless chopping" mod, so when I'm low on gold, I can set my character up at a chopping block and go smoke a bowl or check on the laundry or go pee. I'm tempted to leave it running overnight. One day in Skyrim takes 1 hour and 12 minutes irl, so leaving it overnight would be over a week in game of my character doing absolutely nothing but chopping wood with a blank expression, never sleeping, never stopping.

You couldn't send the home owners on vacation during the redesign, so your crew just put bags on their heads. Now that is creativity!

extreme makeover home edition worked like this: they fixed your house, you moved back in, forced to sell it after a few months because it was very expensive to maintain not a whole lotta "wholesome" actually

For anyone not aware, the trick to getting around the "exploding" is dropping everything first, saving/loading, THEN start positioning things.

Joov: "I fear no man, but that thing." *The word autumntide* Joov: "It scares me."

I never understood why Astrid was upset that you killed Grelod. Supposedly, the kid had been doing the black sacrament for a hot minute and the dark brotherhood took forever to respond

I feel like that Winterhold Guard knew exactly what Ty was doing, reviewing the various jails in Skyrim, so he wanted to give The Chill a very strong and memorable introduction.

I actually originally played Skyrim the interior design way when I first played the game. I knew at some point I would decorate a home so I started picking up every furnishing object in sight, one infinite inventory mod later I finally dumped my collection of trinkets in breezehome and ended up crashing the game. I've never been able to enter breezehome since

Yeah the reason your sweet roll kept vanishing was because you moved too far away from the original drop point. If you put it into your inventory every now and then it would reset the drop point and it wouldn’t vanish “I’m aware this sort of invalidates the challenge but it’s all I can think of”

I'm surprised you didn't get an item mod for decorating. I've done some interior design myself and used Decorator Helper that lets you rotate items with controls and lock items in place to prevent the... explosions.. after saves.

Joov, I could feel your pain the entirety of the first task. I know exactly how it feels. Especially when you're doing to toa. Home you own and then after you're finally finished or just need a break you leave and then when you come back the stuff flyers around everywhere. It sucks. Then rinse and repeat a few dozen times until you learn that it won't work because after a set period of time after having left your house the stuff that originally spawned there will be reset to their locations so you can't put gems or jewelry in display cases because they'll fly out (not exactly sure why it happens for display cases tho because nothing spawns in them), you can't have cool items stay on the shelves after you move other things off. It sucks. However if you want real pain. Use the fortify restoration exploit to get a god potion of enchanting and then make some boots that give you infinite carry weight. Then go on some journeys, complete various quests and quest lines while collecting cool items, weapons and armors along your way. Also choose a few specific items or types of items to collect, I chose to grab all the books I could, all the gems, soul gems, potions, poisons, crafting ingredients and then, for a reason that I'm not sure of, skulls. Then after you've gone on lots of journeys, helped dozens of people, completed a good handful of quests and gathered several thousand various items with a cumulative weight of a few thousand pounds, go back to a house you own. Then try to coherently sort and store it all. Trust me it sucks. If I get sent to hell and I have 2 different punishments I can choose from, the first being sorting several tens of thousands of items out IRL but only having to do it once before I can be free to chill or the second option being to do what is probably the most hated quest of all time throughout all games, No Stone Unturned IRL but instead of only like 20 stones I have to look for it's 100,000 and they're hidden and spread across a land larger than the size of the entire freaking known universe and still once I find them all I have start again.... I'd choose the infinite Stones of Barenziah. Wow that was a lot more to type than I originally thought.

This one was pretty top-tier. The AI one felt kinda dodgy as to the real goal and the feasibility of performing it in the game, but this was both silly AND realistically achievable. Would love to see more of it.

Favorite part of this is Joov mispronouncing Knud in 7 different ways 😂

The Companions living quarters is very cozily decorated. It’s such a nice change from the dreariness of the rest of Skyrim.

Joov, I hate to be corny, but your videos have been a highlight in my life the past few months. You and your content have been a huge aid in getting me out of a rough patch in my life and I am so glad I found your channel. Keep up the good work! We appreciate you!!

There're like 3 enemies you need to deal with if you go to Ivarstead through Helgen

Ooo, Raven Rock's jail makes me want to start a new character there who starts in jail and escapes but has to start with nothing but whatever they got from the dungeon reward chest at the end.

“A LEGO set that, instead of instructions, just made fun of you the whole time, as you did it..” This is how i viewed my own existence when I misunderstood the biology lesson on “the building blocks of life”.

I mostly remember Extreme Makeover from the meme of how they'd focus on one specific thing for the kids' rooms. Little girl: "I kinda like horses I guess" Ty: "We made your room into a horse and decorated it with horses and here we got you 3 pet horses and we're paying for surgery to make you into a horse!!"

something worth noting for whiterun and I think solitude prison have spots you can grab the evidence/belongings chests from a safe spot.

You got me with "suprise it's your new dad"😂😂😂

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I subscribed to Joov.."

Joov never disappoints. Unless he doesn't show up to my birthday.

Please make this a series. I love these stupid ass quests

I love you Bethesda doug doug, keep up the quality content x

I've only seen an episode of Extreme Makeover Home Edition maybe once probably a decade ago. And I remember it quite well. That's the power of Ty Pennington.

These were some very fun vods to watch as they went up. And it was fun to see the highlights reel for all of them.

So, for future completionists attempting the decorating 'quest': first drop the items you intend to place in the room (maybe a dozen at once) from the menu; exit the house, enter again, and THEN move them where you want without putting them in your inventory. That's when they should stay where you put them. (I'm told quick-saving and loading after coming back inside helps, but I haven't noticed a difference). Rince, repeat.

You should do more videos of viewer suggested quests like this, this was great

Yooooo, Joov back at it again. I had a long, stressful day and I'm so grateful that I'll get to check out your video to relax and chill. Thank you, truly.

dude i fuckinh love your content man this stuff is awesome i’ve been followed for a while and even caught a few streams but this challenge really showed me more of your humor?? idk?? it just felt different than the usual challenges, and it was epic! nice job dude

honestly the jail quest was my favourite of the quests. why was that bit so fun to watch. maybe i enjoy tierlists and interior design more than i’d ever thought. thanks for the post joovy!!

Joov you're easily one of my fav. youtubers of all time. Outgoing, light-hearted & funny, nevertheless original and invested in your work. You'll be in the millions within 2 years if you keep going and I couldn't be more hopeful for you. Cheers from MX mate!!

Perfect timing man, I just got home and I'm ready to watch some good content

40 minutes of Skyrim challenges. Yeah, this was a great video. My favorite challenge is definitely the prison tour, especially Raven Rock's prison being better than basically half of Skyrim's player homes. But then there was that child challenge that got a little morbid. But that just made it so much funnier to see you murder parents and then adopt their children.

a few days ago i was trying to find the jail review section of this video and didn't remember it was part of a larger video so i couldn't find it. today i rewatched this at random and lo and behold what i so desperately wished to see again when i wasn't even looking for it. amazing content thank you

So sometimes when two havok items are touching and the game saves, it interprets their locations as overlapping, and if you don't 'lock' them, they get pushed apart as reality asserts itself which causes the exploding problem. If you notice in other places with food and plates on tables, the food is actually hovering over the plate to prevent the explosion. You can safely put small stuff inside a non - havok item (like a brazier or something) and they'll just shudder a bit on load but havok inside unlocked havok is a disaster waiting to happen.

i can't want to see The Chill with Rocky

"Dancing Waifu of Copyright Defense" is a new way to get around things, very creative. I swear the things content creators do to bypass stuff get wackier by the day

“Orphanable children” is the single most horrifying phrase I have ever heard.

I used to have the biggest crush on Ty Pennington. Loved seeing him randomly show up here lol.

I will always be your fan, Joov. Your videos are funny every time I watch them. Can you play with a mod that spawns enemies correlating to what you say into the mic?

“Orphanage successfully restocked” My favourite quote from this video

This is my favorite challenge and video you've done so far, please do more of these!!

Vod channel is better then Twitch chat, if you think I’m wrong your wrong because I’m not wrong and you are wrong so that’s why I am not wrong

Hi I’m sorry but it is nearly 3am, I will watch tomorrow

11:47 The prophecy foretold of a man capable of standing the statue of dibella upright, but i never thought i would live to see it for myself

This was possibly my favourite of your Skyrim videos. Such a creative idea! Props to the people who supplied the prompts for such awesome ideas!

Hell yeah, a new Micky D and a new Joov video in the same day 🎉

I’ve been wondering how many kids you can orphan in Skyrim my question has finally been answered!

Thank you for the wonderful content. I've been playing skyrim for years, and every time I watch these, I feel like I learn something new. Again, thank you. You are great.

I love netches. They're floaty, glowy, have cattle names (Betty, bull, calf), and they purr like cats. I love them and I never want to hurt them.

These Skyrim challenges are funny!

Joov really sounds like the narrator in arrested development😂

oh my god.. extreme home makeover is amazing man, for real, ty was literally one of my favourite tv hosts because he just seemed so genuine

I randomly got this guy in my recommended and I've not stopped watching for 3 days now, amazing channel

Thank you for your content bro.Your getting me through some stressful times.🙏🏽

These should be new CC Content quests 😮

I tuned in for a bit of this one, what a blast!

I've been binge watching your skyrim videos for a week while trying to finish off a 400 hour playthrough and think this video might be the best one of them all

man I love it when you do crazy stuff like this, any chance Fallout 4 will be used one day?

Skyrim and House Flipper are my most played games at the moment, so i really enjoyed the music while you were fixing up the abandoned shack.

I stumbled across your channel a few months back, and I have to say you have stepped up your game on the edits. Keep up the good work brother.

the QUICKLOAD to save a single flute from falling over and the realization of the horrible mistake XD made me laugh way too hard

What you said about Sven and Faendal at 3:10 is actually hilarious!🤣

9:40 man was kidnapped, tied up, and blindfolded inside a middle-of-nowhere shack while some guy decorated it all against his will

I've watch this video before but I'm just now realizing Joov added House Flipper music for the "decorate a murder shack" quest.😂

Super fun video, would love to see more quests :)