Auditions For New White House Press Secretary 

Which of these candidates should replace Jen Psaki?

The brilliance of adding the lie “Rachel Levine is a woman“ in light of all the controversy it caused you guys in the Twitterverse isn’t lost on me.

Lying on command is essential. Dancing around questions is imperative. Having dead eyes is a plus for intimidation.

The soulless candidate actually gave me a jump scare with the close up smile... She should get the job. 🤣

Dead-eyes Debbie is it. She doesn’t look quite lizard enough but perhaps it’s acquired through length of service. 😁

That this was posted during a live Psaki "briefing" is pure pottery.

"Epstein killed himself " "I'm not the Zodiac Killer " this was way to short

You guys are so much better and more believable than psaki nut - you're hired!

You've convinced me, Biden doesn't need a press secretary, he needs a press team.

Honestly all of these remarkable candidates look perfect for the job! Considering today's standards. Wait... What are standards?

I think the people being interviewed are too sane.

"Pineapple belongs on pizza" 😧 That man is pure evil! He'd be perfect for the job!

The Candidate must be able and be ready “to circle back” at any time!

0:25 "I can lie about anything with a straight face" 2:26 "I'm not the Zodiac killer" LOL

Dead eye girl, she definitely gets the job!

I am voting for Brandon Brown, the racing driver. So that before each briefing the participants can chant: Let's Go Brandon!

"Where did you get a script?"

I used to watch/read The Babylon Bee for the satirical humor but now I watch it because I can’t can’t stand the MSM. Instead, I watch The Bee and the news is easier to swallow when someone is pretending with me that the Left needs help being ridiculous.

“Tomorrow, is 2 days from now’s yesterday”. 😆 😂

I think that the winner of the audition is, “I’m smiling with my mouth, but not my eyes.”

“Are my eyes dead enough?” I nearly spat pizza across the room. Well played! 😝

Sometimes after watching news after watching the Babylon Bee I still think I'm watching the Bee. Get me of this godforsaken earth

They are applying for position of minister of propaganda.

“Are my eyes dead enough?” I still feel the chill along my spine from that quote.

"Tomorrow is two days from now's yesterday" is actually true, so that guy just disqualified himself.

I'm only partially sarcastic when I joke that "like every redhead in media, they plan to replace her with a black woman."

Those were all excellent candidates clearly living up to the high standards of this administration.

Unmistakably government employee material, one and all.

Followed by a Stacey Abrams commercial??? 🤣 RU-vid...

“I still feel nothing” smiles creepily, room goes dark. I will have nightmares.

Dead-eyes seems like the best choice.

I admire Greg's ability to say all those lies, especially about pineapple belonging on pizza, with a straight face. I could never say that.

Somehow all of these people would be an upgrade.

The guy lying with the straight face is my favorite

I will miss her...Hope Hollywood give her a contract.

I demand that they replace her/it with a 6 foot 6 pink haired black trans woMan.........stunning and brave!

I've been waiting for some to do the "Leave Joe Biden alone" line. I knew you guys would eventually do it.

"Pete Davidson is funny" An Oscar winning performance! I mean, he said that with a straight face!

I don't know about the rest of you, but youtube is suggest I watch the Psaki press briefing next. How funny is that.

"Pineapple belongs on pizza." Truer lies were never spoken. And my daughter loved the "Tomorrow is 2 days from now's yesterday."

Damn each one has their own special piece of that crazy biznatch

I nominate Mark Zuckerberg. Lol! Oh wait, arent they the same person?

Something is incredibly wrong with me. "Dead Eyes Debby" was my favorite and was about this close 👌🏿 to simping. But simps belong on the wall so I thought of sad puppies and Jack Murphy's 69 for 69 and pulled through.

The fact that there's a question about the validity of Jen Pasaki's assertions to the fact that the same request to the point of what we have a great record of as we spoke about on Friday and your question was what they said they would do when we definitely took a stand against the thing that you voted us into office to do and thanks for allowing me to clear this up. Exchange Jen to any other Dem. And it reads the same.

All of these actors are over qualified for the position with the current administration. Loved this! 🤣🤣💯💥👍

"Rachel Levine is a ma----" I can't say it. I'll get banned on twitter, too.

A Stacy Abrams beg for money ad followed this on my feed. At first I thought it was another satire piece. But it was the real thing. I will have nightmares tonight

Bald dude with the blue eyes can GET IT

"Tomorrow is two days from today's yesterday. " That about sums all the press conferences with Psaki and Jean-Pierre right up.

Priceless! They were all great but the actress crying at will had me on the Floor!

"Are my eyes dead enough?" Hired!

"Are my eyes dead enough." Just killed me.

Can't wait to see where Mrs. Chucky goes next

You forgot to have then all declare Biden is competent while keeping a straight face.

"Tomorrow is two days from now's yesterday.." got my older brother's parent's younges't son thinking very hard just now. And my brother only have one brother in case you're asking.

"Peter Douchey" is best line by far...kudos to the writer!

the "cry on demand" chick is hilarious. Everyone is great

OMFG !!!! you guys KILLED IT this time priceless !!!!!

We need all of them.

The boldly escaped YT censorship with flying colors. Excellent work, Comryan!

They are going to need all of them.

They all seem quite qualified…..

The bald guy is the winner hands down. I’m not the zodiac killer! This made my day. Hilarious.

Hey!! Thanks for that Jeffery Epstein shout out!

You have to start every answer with "Let's be really clear on this", and then proceed to not answer the question asked. That's what got Jean-Pierre appointed.

Couldn't they just hire a robot to replace her?

Even when Psaki leaves, her replacement will be just as mockable.

More brilliance from the great minds at the Bee... SO glad you guys can help me laugh at the insanity we call our government.

Truth guy, I mean lying guy was the best!

Not enough diversity in the applicants...shame on you Babylon Bee!!! 😂😂😂

That amazing girl with the black shirt 🤣👏🏻👏🏻 @1:19: "I can smile with my mouth, but not my eyes" 👀 😳 😶

You have to upload more frequently. This is the funniest channel on RU-vid

The British Office is better than the American Office!

That ending line about twit'der was great now that your buddy Elon owns it 😂

The guy that could lie about anything with a strait face won it! Whoever wrote his part and lines well done!!!

@The Babylon Bee Excellence in journalism! 😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Seriously, Bee, y'all should ALSO be on broadcast network TV, kind of like SNL's Weekend Update, only 1. Way funnier 2. Every night, not just Saturday. Production-wise, it wouldn't be hard. Just have an anchor at a desk, reading these same stories. I could totally see Fox buying, say, a 5 minute nightly segment & featuring it, right at the end of their nightly news. People would tune in for it! The SNL Weekend Update fans would tune in because they're curious, & they'd get hooked, because, did I mention? Y'all are WAY FUNNIER! There's a huge untapped TV audience out there in the mainstream that's never heard of the Babylon Bee, and that's a shame. No, it's a SIN!

The ladies are killing it

'Real communism hasn't been tried' - Priceless!

Well that just about nailed it. WH - let’s check all the boxes that don’t apply then we have our new Press Sec. Easy Peasy, right?

Where is the diversity pick? The next would be a Black, female and trans minimum.

For a few minutes I was actually impressed by Kamilla Harris. I heard that the new White House Press Secretary was going to be Ms. Sucky, and I thought it was impressive that she was taking on two jobs at once.

This is absolutely brilliant. This might be the best I've seen from you guys.

“Are my eyes dead enough?”🤣🤣

I totally loved the "lying" guy...Nailed it.

The British office is sooo much better than American after thought…

"I'm not the zodiac killer" I laughed WAY too hard at that!

“I still feel nothing”

Peter Dooshy. 🤣🤣

"I'm going to walk back that circle back, then I'll circle back to that walk back and walk it back some more" 😂 "Waves oscillating through and through...Tomorrow is two day's from now's yesterday" sounds like Kamala's writer 🤭. I can't tell the number of times I've repeated this video. It would have been funnier if it wasn't so accurate😅. sad how we've moved from comedy being based on reality, to reality being based on comedy🥲. Honestly though, the Babylon Bee sketches are always witty and amazing👏 Great content guys👍

I’m definitely going to be using the “tomorrow is two days from now’s yesterday” line. That was brilliant.

Simple job. Just need to answer a question with a question, than answer that question.

"I'm not the Zodiac Killer"... LOL

The one they picked in the end is even more outrageous than these people.

The guy who could dance around anything got the job. I just hope he can tap dance too.

Pineapple goes on pizza... The truest statement ever associated with Jen Psaki. Like PB&J 👍

Tough call the lying guy is solid, but I was going to go with the dead eyed girl but the leave Brandon alone line gave me second thoughts the deepthinker is better suited for the office of the VP. I immediately tried to forget the dancing guy as soon as the video ended

This is so true! I always thought Jen quit because she was tired of lying.

I've missed you guys like nobodies beesness .....

Nailed it Bee.

"The sky is green, the grass is blue, Rachel Lavine is a woman"