Aussie man puts lizards in his house to eat spiders 

I did a thing No! Look at your shorts!

Just as a warning, outdoor lizards need Ultraviolet light to survive. Without it they begin to get severely sick over the course of weeks. Windows tend to block UV so even that is not enough. They also need a reliable source of heat. Some found some, but others may have not. If they don't heat their body enough per day, they'll become sick, lethargic, and won't move or eat much. Then they die after a few weeks because their organs cannot function without proper blood flow. Also stress from being introduced to a new environment can often lead them to commit suicide by not moving or eating anymore. The one on your piano may be not reacting to you for this very reason.

@@UltraEgoMc You have a problem with jorts?

Ginsu131 no one cares

Been done for quite a while

Planet Bazinga underated

@@H777ERO *_uNdErAtEd_*

@@Randus1058 UnDERATWEd

Then when the lizards become a problem, all he has to do is burn the entire house down.

Doomrider no. Then he gets snakes. If snakes become a problem, then you get a mongoose.

w w releasing tarantulas into my home to eat the snakes... Rinse & repeat

Releasing eagles into my house to solve snake problems

I feel it happening soon

Releasing saltwater crocodiles in my house to take care of everything.

​@@Crussman499 We will then release gorilla's to eat the snakes, the winter will then take of the gorillas.

Yeah, how has no one batted an eye at that 😭😭

Did not need that at 11:20pm 😮

The fact that no one pointed that out. I found it pretty funny last time I saw this and now. Maybe because both the times I watched it were in the day.

Kinda wild that spiders beat scorpions where they are

Fair enough but I'd take my chances with the scorpions

Some Scorpions kill spiders

@@AtagoSKKMaybe the scorpions they had were small? Idk but ya ironic.

Y u lie ?

Cane toads next... then golfers

@@kdjnhdojgdjjdhrge7824 so, you are Australian?

@@kdjnhdojgdjjdhrge7824 Do they not poop everywhere?

Yeet 1000 like

Parker Jeffrey the solution to that problem is obviously to just get insects that eat the poop.

Checking back in a year later and this still rattles me lmaoo

at least he's got mosquito net on his windows

Snakes can get through them too

@@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038Oh… um ok? I don’t think that’s what he meant :(

You clearly don't understand how spiders work. Blocking that gap would do absolutely nothing at all. You would have to deal every tiny crack in the house basically making it airtight.

In my house I use to have a huntsman named roxie but she gone now and all I see are daddy long legs and these different baby spiders who live within thy walls.

​@@sebastianreade9079daddy long legs are the only spiders I let live in my house. I had one who lived in the bathroom, he'd set up at the indented base of the vanity unit. I caught a small mothlike bug once and threw it still alive into the web and Harry, yes Harry, immediately pounced on it. I actually felt real bad for the tiny moth I'd consigned to a horror film reality.

You are crazy. Please no. Tell me you don’t live with spiders to get rid of less bad pests. Spiders are just not great. Just use lizards instead

@Random gamer I find spiders pretty cool, though! Lizards would be the dream, but I don't think my cat would leave them alone.

I had a decent size spider that would just chill up on its web in the corner or my apartment for months. I almost never seen it move until I noticed it getting closer over my computer desk. I’m afraid of spiders but knew this guy was an ally so I tried hard not to panic. One day, I couldn’t take it anymore and had to try and get him outside so I grabbed a broom to hold him on so I can transport him outside. It was a struggle, but after successfully getting him on the broom, I lost track of where he was at on the bristles and panicked. So instead of bringing him out the front door like I should’ve, I opened up my balcony door (I’m on the 3rd floor) and hung the broom over the railing. I thought he would just Spider-Man himself down but I moved the broom in a way where he fell off and I was extremely upset. Even though it’s been a year since that happened, I still think about him and wish he understands it wasn’t supposed to end like that

yeh damm i will do a retake

@@Ididathing but without socks your gay.

The 90s jorts scared em off

Ah a original comment of class

Shakila Muhammad look at the likes omg

It's a selling feature. Adds value.

@@LynKitty666 it's in australia that's just better lmao

Shakila Muhammad what does why he has mean

Hes selling a zoo I would buy ngl

Imagine how much lizard poop he has to clean up

English please?

YES 🤮

faster car judging by how nasty his house is, the thought probably never factored into trying this idea

Get bigger spiders to get rid of the lizards

Wholewheatbread 76 THEN GET BIGGER LIZARDS TO GET RID OF THEM

Shibi luu ThEn GeT a DrAgon

Krystle Addison THEN CANT GET ANYONE CUZ U DED lol

And I trained a hawk to eat it

Next video: "introducing cats to get rid of my owl problem"

getting a cat would already do that

Surota Onishi Getting a dog to get rid of my cat problem

Getting Asians to get rid of my dog problem

CrumbL getting North Koreans to get rid of my Americans problem

kk kkk pretty much

True tho

video error nah spider can teleport trust me I’m australian

@@binkbonk3189 same I'm Australian and just had a big ass spider fall from my roof on my shoulder and freaked the fuck out that shit was like big and scary

video error just another day in the down under

@@videoerror9805 How do you live under those conditions?

@@joel7342 I don't I am Farley shire I'm dead

Can komodo dragons eat my cat problem?

@@SaikiFries can tigers eat my komodo dragon problem?

@@mact0night715 Can poachers eat my tiger problem?

@ryan Cotter can PETA eat my poacher problem?

@@jackstoves149 Can Cthulhu eat my PETA problem?

SandGirl I had that problem with my little cousins, large monitor lizards work great for dealing with them

Retics and burms work real good for small children if you’d rather use snakes

Wolverines are better for this kind of infestation.

SandGirl speaking from personal experience. I can totally recommend medium/large alligators. Worked for me 8/10 times

Lizards no. Pedophiles yes.

So do spiders, and many other small predatory animals.

Omi B my fish do

@@robnwoo401 dogs do too

I also chase laser pointers :p

@@terrydaniels9573 you're my new favourite person

Wowwwww I'd had almost forgotten about that book

isabelle damn that just came rushing back

Yeahhhhhhhh!

Skinks aren't problematic, they aren't destructive, don't get into food, they are also skittish and unlikely to be found lurking in your clothes draw ready to pounce. That issue is better represented in say - cane toads.

She eventually comited canabilism

it was

it really took a dark turn lol

What kidnapping scene?

What timestamp? Nvm, found it

The music in the background was from SCP 087-B game. Spooky

Seriously bro, this is not humor or satire. I have tenants just as bad (even worse) than this guy and it takes WEEKS to clean, plus all of the mudding and sanding and painting, as well as trying to get rid of the smell left behind. This dude is fucking disgusting

@@trendmend learn what humour is mate.

TrendMend and you’re fucking disgusting for thinking this isn’t for humour Some people are willing to go the extra mile for their viewers

Mass Nagg exactly my thoughts

@@trendmend shut up u neek, idk any body as thick as u to not understand a joke

Bug get in either way you'll never escape from bugs

@Draggy654 Or maybe, just maybe... during winter, in the NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, it's too cold for most bugs. Some bugs hibernate in the winter, copulate and produce less offspring, and simply don't wander around too much, as that uses a lot of energy, and there's less natural food in winter. Additionally, bugs already are pre-programmed via instinct to do so. Sealed windows help, but for many houses, dilapidation leads to random small cracks bugs find. You can't just stop bugs from coming in 100%. This doesn't really apply to bugs already infesting your house, though, only those that want to go in.

@@zthulu2540 gottem 🤣

Only is Australia

Yeah where I live it comes pre-installed

In Russia House makes a food chain out of you

I'm from america and I do this lmao

@@trinityp3607 same except myn is by accident lol

Same

@C B If there was no crack, the spiders will bring their own.

Mage -a- Karp Crack-dealing spiders.

@@mikedanielespeja6128 Nice

Oliven G those boys too thick to be vacuumed

this guy doesn't look like the vacuuming type anyways

Does it look like he vacuums

shhhhhhhhooOOMP

Just empties out the the vacuum and sees a whole family of lizards just sprint out

😂

It's not a pest if you want it there. Same way a weed isn't a weed if you like the weed.

@@geministargazer9830 I like all kinds of weed

@@geministargazer9830 I love weed

@@orue5499 yes

Weed

You've never had Turkish coffee, have you?

Yeh im suprised at how many people havent ahaha

@@robveale1902 you've never had Pakistani pizza, have you?

@@duffman18 oh god don't get me started

Fun Fact: We use those coffee grinds for fortune telling after we drink it. There is even an app for it. :)

Australia mate

@@mrevilducky confirmed, I live in Australia,

Im 3rd noice

What? And you don't m8?

who doesn't, honestly?

I live in a clean house totally sealed from the outside, doors sealed, Windows sealed, and I STILL have a hunstman spider in the bathroom . Can only have come in through aircon or skylight. Nature finds a way.

@@BigRedWrenster Guess so. To be fair I'm in England and (relatively huge) spiders appear out of nowhere. Maybe I need some lizards.

I'd say living in Australia is the explanation, this place is a hell hole

@@elbrad02 g the biggest spiders we get are like 2 inches, tiny compared to the rest of the world

@@kaixlotl_7296 mate I live in wales right next door to England and the biggest spider I've seen is 4 inches much bigger than 2

next video is about training the lizards to use the bathroom

Y yes, yes it would.

Introduce snakes to eat the lizards. Or maybe dung beetles?

Next video: Flushing the lizards down the toilet.

They don't pee, well they do but their body turns it into a solid.

it definitely helps

That’s a yes

1 problem: Australia

I can’t like.. it’s 420

@@kurtanthonycovita2499Ur pfp: it’s perfect

Please make tasty clean vegan lizard food, dog food, cat food, bird food, fish food, whatever animal and insects food. So animals and insects in zoo and wild can be vegan too. Make clean vegan pet food without gene-edit, pesticides, chemicals. Many dogs and cats are already homeless. They need vegan pet food. Better karma. Eat animal‘s and insect’s meat, causing more angry animal‘s and insect’s souls to take Revenge on the already homeless dog and cats. Clean vegan pet food is real help. Enjoy sunshine and Please be Vegan, no animal’s eggs, animal’s milk, animal’s cheese, animal’s butter, and insect’s honey🥬🥗🌽🥕🥦🥥🥑🍓🍇🍌🍎🍐🍑🥭🍅🥒🍉❤️🌞🌈👼❤️🏖.

@@AliensKillDevils. vegan pet food doesn’t work for carnivores. It kills them from the inside out. If you don’t like them being animals with needs get a cardboard cutout

I think that was under the sink during the video.

Thats what the lizards are doing.

I hope he does clean house as lizards can transmite salmonella and other diseases if he does not clean up pretty frequently.

Oh, just wait until the lizards shit everywhere.

@@Rethardus Yea he didn't mention the loads of lizard shit in his house.

@@chiguksu553 holy shit yes, I heard the same thing. This is not "creative", "funny", or whatever this person thought it was. It's just someone who can't clean for shit and is just going to have an even bigger problem to deal with later.

Wrecked RU-vid wat

@@edenisok894 Holy crap hahahaha,this man waterboarded himself in the name for entertainment lol

Redmonkey18 sorry I don’t know what waterborded means. Could you please explain

@@edenisok894 6:36 Waterboarding is a form of torture that simulates drowning when a person is tied down at a slope with their head pointing down and has their head covered in cloth, then water is poured over their face to block their breathing passages. It's not exactly what happened in the video but its the idea that counts.

Xylathoth thanks, I get it now

Happy Syrup lol it might get too hot and kill the lizards

STONKS

noice

Happy Syrup cancer has joined the chat

How do you profit from that?

yeh they do. i didnt do much besides move them ahaha

MawlinatoratGmail Ok but that doesn’t make your wife any less awesome lol

I laughed too hard at this lol

Lol the lizard kidnapping part 😂

*Jurassic park theme plays but epicly jazzed*

Welcome... to Jurassic House!

Where we got lizards eating insects while they scare you in bed at night

lol yeah they do

im never gunna un see that

are your family lizards

I wish they were, then I could live out the rest of my days fearing for my life. Or better yet, I could be a pet, then be a happy fat lizard for the rest of my short lizard life. No expectations, just chillin, being a lizard and stuff.

I'm genuinely confused as to why nobody, and I mean NOBODY commented about that short horror thing. i loved it, and thought it was hilarious .

@@annacarr5080 what horror thing? idk what you're talking about you must've been the only one to see it

@@blehbleh9688 I started at 5:55. the little skit. with the lizard man. I had to watch the video again, and honestly, I forgot what i was talking about. hope that cleared some things up.

Underrated

...ever considered he already had ants?

@@CaptainBeeFart Ayyy you’re here

@@CaptainBeeFart I doubt there would be that many crawling all over his food like that though

@@PullthaleverKronk lmao someone knows me

Don't forget his garage

i always suspect this house is just a prop he is using to film in, like.... who would actually live in this dump? im concerned about the guy

@@robinbinder8658 hes house is 10 times better than mine :c

@@NifixD Clean your Crackhouse lookin crib then xD

@@robinbinder8658 you aren’t Australian are you

Fire kid Gaming what sketch. i think you are imagining things.

Oh, yeah! Need to make sure they don't get metabolic bone disease. He could try dusting the roaches for lizard fishing with calcium to make sure they're getting enough of that too!

@monkie 🤣🤣

I was hoping this would be mentioned.

Bruh i didnt set up any "chill zone" in my house at all but thoose lizards still are everywhere

NEVER FOLLOW WIKIHOW

There wasn't a dream skit O_O Sincerely- -The Lizard People

NEVER FOLLOW WIKIHOW

Yo same

ok

Nah nah nah. Tim tams are bait for anyone whose eaten them before, nationality be damned.

@@aathish04 true.

I'm you're hundred comment ^>^

Jordyn Morgenstern 😂💀

@@aathish04 I can agree girlfriend gave me some to eat now I'm missing them

One of my grandparents used to let black rat snakes live in his house since it kept the house rodent free.

@@Slaughter_Otter pardon

@@Slaughter_Otter I hope they are not venemous... Other than that, nice Fix!

Same here and I remember growing up with geckos living inside my house, ever since I got indoor dogs though there's been none

@@Peeser87 rat snakes aren't venomous. They are completely safe for humans and are often kept as pets!

Blake Wollsieffer Oh you sweet innocnet thing. you think spiders need big fuck off cracks under doors. Australian spiders know strange magic, that let them go anywhere they please.

they'll meet each other on the way through then

Daniel Irvine it sure doesn’t hurt to have a big fuck off crack now does it?

hows it like being a ghost?

@@ishraqhakim1356 *_ethereal moan_*

@Weed ghost phone/ipad/computer?

@Weed he used the force.

you scaring me