AUSTRALIA vs NEW ZEALAND Speech! 

You two are like a pair of old socks. A very comfortable sense of humour and you both seem to be very nice. Great video, really enjoyed it.

A billabong is an oxbow lake, which is an old section of curved river that the river cut across during flood, and now its just a small lake.

Piss is almost a swear word in the US. It's definitely considered rude. My only misunderstanding when I first visited Australia was when someone said they were "drinking piss." I said, "You were drinking... human excretions??"

In the US, bail can also simply mean to leave. "I think I'm gonna bail and get some z's." Pissed is more of a crude expression than a swear. "Piss off!" is a mid-grade angry request for you to leave...harsher than "Get out!" but milder than "F*ck off!" Being or becoming pissed can refer to a state of drunkenness or anger. "He was absolutely pissed after drinking all day." "She was pissed that her car got scratched." There is also, "Pissing me off," meaning to be seriously irritated by someone or something. Thanks for the fun video!

The “aye” at the end, aussies says yea 😂

I kid you not, there's an Aussie brand of beer, literally called "Piss". They also have a light-beer, which is called "Piss Weak" 🤣

I'm a Gen X Aussie and definitely used 'on the turps' to mean getting drunk when I was in my 20s. Also, I've always thought of 'bail' as an American term, e.g. "We bailed on that party". I wouldn't use it. Fair dinkum is used more as a question these days, e.g. if someone says something you don't quite believe, you might cock one eyebrow at them and ask, "Fair dinkum?"

Candace and Morgan, thank you for the fun! Always a great time)))) Thumps up every time!

In England we say bail for cancelling plans as well lol but it's not commonly used. We use ta as well although I thought it was tar lol. We say chocka or chocka block like when the traffic is ram packed or something is full lol but generally means traffic. We use sweet as, as well. We say taking the piss, a piss up, piece of piss and all other ways of saying it lol saying "p*** off" is kinda swearing lol. Good video love from a fellow Bong lol.

I grew up in Australia but live in NZ now and have a been told I have a mixed accent, ( I sometimes have a hard time telling the difference between the two.) Moving to NZ never ask for a rubber (as to erase something) they will think it's something else... and when someone says "choice" don't ask what the "choice" is or what they are choosing.

"waffled on" was used so casually at the end of this video..

Nice video, Candice and Morgan. You are obviously great mates. As an Aussie, I have to clarify a couple of things. A billabong forms when a meandering river changes course by the "neck" of the loop joining up to form a more direct route, cutting off the old curve in the river, which becomes an isolated U shaped piece of water. "Turps" is definitely used in Australia: "He's on the turps", meaning he drinks a lot (presumably a dipsomaniac would even stoop to drinking turpentine). When you mentioned "dunny", I think it is worth letting people know that that is a somewhat coarse word and that the standard word is "toilet" but never "bathroom" or "restroom". I think it weird that Americans use those terms when it is generally not a place to take a bath or have a rest. Maybe "toilet" is the coarse form for them? By the way, classic US sound effect of the fire engine during the video.

I’m so happy that you did another video w/ Morgan. You two are so funny. These videos are super useful for me since I plan on going to NZ one day. Plus I love hearing the 2 accents side by side. 8:56 Also I heard a story from someone who went to NZ & a male server told her “sweet as” & she also interpreted it the wrong

Fintastic??? Awww i love the accents ladies. Cheers🙏🏻

"A big one on the turps" is Australia too, its just a bit old and younger Aussies may not have heard it. Turps is Turpentine... it's alchohol used for cleaning paint brushes!

In America if someone said they were “getting pissed” I would know they were getting angry. To be pissed off means you are angry.

Cool video. A lot of similar slang in Canada. Ta or ta ta means give it or hand it over never thank you. We get pissed here and when really drunk it's "pissed to the gills", also "shit faced", and occasionally "f**cked out of my tree". We "bail" off bikes and skateboards and also "bail" out of bad or boring situations. 😊

In the states we say "fair enough" or "that's fair" to agree with someone similar to "fair income"

Fair dinkum is one of my favorite Aussie slang. It’s so funny.

I’m from Sydney and have heard get on the turps a lot. Not sure if it’s an age or regional thing but some of the kiwi words Candice didn’t know I’ve heard of.

You both have such good energy and vibe! I love watching your vids 😊

I’m in love with Morgan

The girl in the right speaking Aussie accent is more alike like Sia the musician but your are more beautiful I love her songs and you too

It's actually wild watching this because Morgan, you sound and have mannerisms -exactly- like Suzy Cato. You two have the best rapport with each other too! Love, a fellow kiwi :)

Also "piss off" = go away, but "pissed off" = annoyed

It's spelled "eh," pronounced like the letter A. Canadians are famous for saying, "eh?" And I used to see it in really old British novels.

Watch out for the dunny budgies! (blow flies!) Hence the term 'to dack' (to pants) somone ... "I got dacked at school!" Hit the turps (etc.) ... we do have that in Australia! 😊

Bail out is definitely used here in California as well !

Left one keeps staring at the right one too much 😂

Fun, light hearted energy from you two. And a bit of an education as a bonus. Thanks from Hawaii!

Most of these terms are used throughout the commonwealth, though ‘bail’ is of American origin and we’re more likely to say ‘knackered/worn out/done for/done in/cream crackered’ than ‘puffed (out)’ in the U.K. ‘chocker’ only refers to traffic (normally vehicular but sometimes pedestrian) and we don’t use the purely antipodean terms ‘dunny’ and ‘fair dinkum’ or ‘billabong’. On the turps’ is an extremely rarely used expression over here but I vaguely recollect hearing it.

Well done. But you do need to clarify a few things. In Oz (and probably New Zealand too). Some words can have multiple meanings, and vastly different too. All based on the context and content of what’s being discussed. Fair Dinkum is one where it could mean I agree, or that’s true, or it’s honest and some others. But the one I want point out that you did well on is Piss. For non Aussies/Kiwis/Poms, Taking the Piss (out of someone), and Taking a Piss are two totally different things. piss is also alcohol, urine or anger (pissed of). These are just a few. So it’s not also swearing or mildly naughty. It can be totally acceptable in polite conversation (as in taking the piss out of your mates). Bastard is also another word that is highly dependent on its context. For eg during Bodyline (it’s on RU-vid, just type in, “Which one of you Bastards called this Bastard a Bastard”). I could count at least 5 different meanings in that scene (out of 7 times it’s used). Bastard can be an insult, a friendly greeting or a commiserating gesture (i.e. poor Bastard) that’s neutral in meaning as it’s not an insult at all. It’s what makes our slang so confusing as not enough emphasis and clarification is made in videos such as this (yours are still amongst the best though). And finally to top it off, when we have the “ Great Australian adjective” (i.e. “Bloody”) thrown in. Foreigners really do get easily confused. (BTW, “The Great Australian Adjective”, was actually a humorous poem of that title, that has since lent its name to this word) You guys should do a video on this as you should be able to make it far more enjoyable and entertaining than my poor attempt of an explanation. It’s really good to see us Aussies and Kiwis having fun together. Especially the subtle fun you took of each other that everyone else probably missed.

Girls. I liked the fart 1.😹 Requesting more videos with Morgan.:)

NZer here - one of my favourite Aussie slang terms is "dunny budgies" (flies). Disappointed to see the NZer not knowing what a "billabong" is!

Yeah nah, if someone’s been on the turps they’ve had a lot to drink. I actually used it last week. I’m from Melbourne.

Both of you all the Best N Z and aussie is quite similar and atractiv accent

Very, very funny and interesting! Thank you!

A night on the turps is common in Australia too. Don't know why that stumped our Aussie lass.

Culture sisters that was halourious content, cheers

There's also "piss off" which means please get very far away from me or I will get very pissed (angry).

“Choka block” and “tah” are also used by scousers in Liverpool. “Piss” in the US is urine. Lol.

On the piss also means consuming or on alco. For example, it's Friday night Jonno is on the piss.

We do have “on the turps” in Australia. Or at least I’ve heard it before. From Sydney 🇦🇺

Sounds like from the intro you all might confuse each other on this one even. 😄

We use the "get pissed" "piss up" and "taking the piss" terms. The word "piss" can be classed as a swear word...

love ur content so much! i loved and always exiting to learn english and the english accent from some english speaking country like US, NZ and Australia. Btw i was born and raise in east Indonesia so i didnt speak english since i was little kid, just started speak english 6 years ago (2015) and i started with learning by doing in my daily life, watching movie without subtitle, learn from song lyric, learn from youtube also and i was working in french rest in canggu Bali so i can practice my english with all the customer. now my english is better than the first time i moved to bali on 2011.

"We live in LA."

Saying right after a sentence is mostly heard out west….valley type talk…..im from midwest usa and never hear that except on tv!

As a Kiwi, I would always say puffed out. I've never heard anyone say 'puffed as'.

Aussie “wave” in New Zealand at least a few years ago it was and it was known to come from waving flies away.

Ive never heard of getting on it as far as getting drunk…lol…..im from the ole usa

Yasss I am from New Zealand and England and currently live in austarilia I only use kiwi and English slang! Also yes pissed is like a swear word!

Always wanted to spend time in NZ

Pantalones

Queenslanders up north say aye. Candice don’t forget lollipop lady!

Bailed is just english used in america

A billabong is an oxbow lake (a loop in a river that has been cut off due to erosion).

When I came to New Zealand (I'm german) I tried to buy a bike from an older man and he said sweet as a lot during this process and I felt kind of offended..still got the bike though :D

9:26 This sounds like something Korg would say! lol

Aussies from QLD often say “ey”.

You DO look fantastic!

Piss not polite use in the US but not profanity, as I’m sure peeps have said.. but love the vids! “True beauty!” might be an Australian way to express my appreciation?

We say “bailed” in the US

I reckon until you get to the Thongs/Jandles and Corner Shop/Dairy dichotomy it will be much the same between the ANZAC cousins!

Morgan looks a little like Camila Vallejo from Chile to me.

Isn't "billabong" an Aboriginal word?

"Mickey mouse" in Aussie it means spot on, good quality. In Kiwi land it means cheap n nasty

"Big one on the turps" Not just a rural slang ... common in West Auckland, but we're all low class

Having a yarn is my favorite Ozzie slang.

I feel like the kiwi spent a majority of her life in aus or picked it up in aus at some point of her life then went back to nz her accent isnt like most strong nz accents

beginning to love you 2 together... farm-rasied kiwi here living in Australia.

Wow beitifull llike it, imfornation,good letter

Hey girls I seen a bush toilet in karijini national park at dales gorge with a open hole in the ground in pilbara region of western Australia Australia

First from india ❤️❤️❤️

Aussies say "Hey" in the same way we say "Ey".

Love from Macau.

😊 it means right on 😊 JAKX

Aussies say “been on the turps”. You girls are a bit young perhaps. 😂😂

😊 yip sweet as is like yeah nah 😊awesome 😊

Billabong i thought was a swamp

I'm from the uk, and I'm a parent. I say 'ta' to 😊

Never heard of an Aussie salute.

im from nz and yes piss is a swear but not mean normally adults use it it means aw im gonna go take a wee

Long drop in the bush at night? If it's a cool night, watch out for snakes snuggling up to the can to get warm....

Pissed is a way to say mad, not normally what you say in front of young children, but it's still considered mild cussing... Not something you'd say in "church"....

oh candice, you are so naughty ! We do use turps, quite a bit - get on the turps, a night on the turps. hit the turps and not limited to only those.

The kiwi 'ey' is very similar to the Canadian 'eh', or the English 'innit' in terms of rhetorically throwing it at the end of statements.

We say bail in Denmark too, and we don't even speak English! How odd

"Piece of piss" *TF2 Theme kicks in* Sniping's a good job mate. Challenging work. Outa doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry.

สวัสดีค่ะ ฉันเป็นคนไทย ฉันติดตามคุณเพราะฉันอยากจะฝึกพูดภาษา ออสเตรเลียให้ได้

I only heard chuck on Deck....

You should eating crocodile meat or kangaroo meat also or mud crab

must be south island some of these don't run in Auckland. (ey) but we say (tah - give it here but only to a dog)

Wee Otago or Southland.

Hitting the turps

In Auckland we always say 'puffed out'. I noticed Candy mention "bush walking" @ 7:53. I wonder if she's heard of 'tramping'? Also, in the English speaking world we have a pandemic of people saying "ON accident" 3:58. It is 'BY accident' in every country. I know you can say ''ON purpose', but when talking about something happening accidentally, it happened 'BY accident'. Although if enough people keep saying it the wrong way for long enough, it may become the new normal.

5:55: WOW, AT A 666 RIPOFF TIMESTAMP LOL!!!! ALSO AT THE RIGHT TIME

What about 'pissed off'?

If I hear crikey a lot, I know who the Aussie is. lmfao

Us Aussies also say “had a big one on the turps” Candice. You clearly aren’t a piss head.