Auto-aiming bow vs. FLYING targets 

HIIII

Shut up

No u

@@lilililli8942 why so toxic

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Yes

Specifically the Nose

Must be strength level 6 or higher to equip (or have a robotic arm snake thing)

He just hasn't found the helmet that goes with this bow yet.

Mark Rober

Also how humans dominated nature.

That describes humanity as a whole, we’re actually quite s**t at hunting on our own, but give us a spear and suddenly we’ve spread across the entire available landmass.

You act like you came up with that

....like Tony Stark, except he was a great alcoholic.

His wife mastered 17 areas of those things he engineered

But he still can't shoot a bow, typical engineer.

NOPE !!! not a chance !!!

​@@chompysnakelmao no she didn't MASTER them. She trained at them before. That's it To even try and assert his wife is more talented is just brain-dead. Women have such an inferiority complex

"Hey look buddy he's a engineer, wich means he solve problens"

Except that a 5 minute tutorial on proper form would have saved a lot of work and face-punching… but then I wouldn’t be sitting here cracking up after every shot 😂

this is waaaa beyond Robers reach.

He basically made the same thing but with darts

So it’s much in his reach

@@santiagoferrari1973 mark rober could definetely make something like this he just hasn't done it something like this is hard to make but if you really try and work towards it, you can get it done eventually that's what engineering is

Hi mumbo

oh hi mumbo

Hello Mumbo!

Well this is random

You can use this aim bot for your end crystal challenges

lol, she's great isn't she?

I think the two of them are actually the same person.

Be a mist supporting family soon

Most*

I love the dry humor, and find her role hilarious.

*lightly but yeah lol

wow. biggest twist ive ever experienced. i applaud you. i am now ur biggest fan. and anyone saying something like "That’s a very lame plot twist, you’re just saying the video is fake" is automatically wrong.

Plot Twist of a Plot Twist: he coded a coach to teach him instead.

I.e., the software was actually made using deep learning AI.

​@@incollectio No you all got it wrong. He coded a coach who coached their unborn baby in the future to uncode the original uncoached errors first made by Shane.

@@s.n.8128 Nah, he built a robot to take over the world to gather all the knowledge and brains into one computer to teach him how to peel a banana to get the energy to code.

want a lot of likes on your comment no matter what you write? just get a check mark next to your name...

Welcome fellow cuber

Dont get me wrong, all his stuff is awesome but the Explosive Bat is still my favorite by a lot. It's just so cool

Whats up checkmark

@@MR-pt7ou It's just that easy!

to pull it back, only feasible reason

Came here to post this.... Get a drop away rest...

i am not sure if i understood this but you are probably right ;) btw i never thought that a software engineer can have a different hobby other than coding xD

100% this!

Also shaft quality. Something reputable with 0.0005-0.003" straightness will be helpful compared to a random set from Amazon

All these words could be made up and I wouldn’t even know

Get back to tunnelling.

Hi Colin

10000000 Fireworks

Bryllyant

hi colin

-Elon musk Probably

@@Lucas_van_Hout Not just probably, he tried to buy a Russian ICBM to launch some plants to Mars, but they wouldn't sell to him. So he built his own rockets.

That's a different guy. That's practically the origin story of SpaceX.

“Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell-and great was its fall.” Matthew 7:24‭-‬27

@@gonun69 astronaut farmer lol

It figured out the only winning move: not to play.

@@Marci124 haha

@@Marci124 if its not losing its winning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He could probably adapt it to be stand alone with a few encoders for bow location and a stereo or quad camera for target tracking. I imagine his biggest reason and a very good one at that for going with the camera marker tracking system is that he has used it extensively before so he won't have to learn a bunch of new stuff and it's cheaper to use stuff you already have.

A true engineer lol

@@DyslexicMitochondria hey man I watch ur videos. Love ur channel

That his wife can still tolerate him xD

For real, completing this project in 17 minutes or so is insane

its a video,its edited he proabbly spends months and moths on this

Even as a casual beginner archer , the mistakes in his form are painful

Same here.... well, more on a national than international level, but still ahah !

Any level of archers would be triggered by him

Also a casual archer - so much hurt could have been avoided. Lol

The fact that someone actually gets "Triggered" over something they don't have control over is entertaining. 😁

One day we will all have someone like that in our lives. Or be that person for someone we love. It's bonkers

@@contractualnews9488 I can only hope

Yeah, I have to agree. “Wife” is actually the best part of these videos. 👍

Maybe she'll start an Only Fans like Whistlin Diesel's wife did...?

US military: _this can be arranged_

Just add a couple of high resolution cameras, paired with accelerometers, gyroscopes, an image recognition program, and a VR eyepiece (so you know what it is aiming at). Such a weapon would be extremely difficult to program but once the bugs are worked out it would be the ultimate medium range daytime weapon.

@@garethbaus5471 or just.. use a pew pew box

@@Tisrok I'm sure the military have many advanced weapon projects on the go as we speak. I think they put the Rail Gun project on hold for the moment and im sure theres something else that's taken its place.

@@laska907 also us military:lets write it down

Just like in the "My wife is a demon queen" manga

@@Dragurdean haha true (although it sucks after tournament arc)

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Not anymore!

Yo

thats funny

He'll have to buy life another time, to be able to partake in it.

"Show off" mark rober

despair*

kinda like Michael Reeves

@@kaanskbg But sane.

Exactly. The guy's very humble and I think thats the part of why he's so good at this. Like Mythbusters, "Failure is always an option"

I've just finished studying engineering and this guy makes me feel like i've learned nothing

@@monketok141 lol, same here

Yeah and suddenly become a mass murderer by shooting everyone with arrows

Positive impact like using this bow in olympics

Engineering is about the mindset, not just the things you learn is school. If you have the mindset and drive, you can learn the math and stuff. But if you don’t have the mindset it’s a struggle. Well, it’s a struggle either way but you get something out of it.

This sort of forethought and commitment to the joke is almost on Mark Roberg level. It's hilarious stuff and I'm totally on board for it

I just love the fact it took at least several hours of finding clothes, fake moustache, and coming up with the bit, and he left it in for less than a second. Wonderful stuff.

Yep me too!

*wow and flutter on the VCR tape intensifies*

I know right! Waaaayy past that

😂😂 should be call cheating your way through life

Yeah, that could be basically the channel's slogan.

I love that video by the Onion

The aim-bot would not fire? Just at the peoples with bullseyes on their t-shirts? :) :) :) Or probably everything in its database that it recognizes as a target. That could be humans as it might contain a bug that recognizes human heads (especially starving vegans :) ) as a zombie skull :).

We need to talk about Kevin?

Whoaaaa tjhat's so weird, I just watched that video yesterday... God I love the frequency illusion.

Won’t fix mine lol

I’m not a good gamer but I’m good at scripting so that means I’m good at gamging

Anti-aircraft is one thing, CRAM is another level all together, and anti-ballistic missile is out of this world (literally) lol

@@djsomeguy good old CRAMs

Anti-aircraft artillery (guessing you're American because we're the only ones that call it that lol) is impressive, sure, but have you heard of "hit-to-kill" interception? A couple excerpts from the Patriot missile wiki page: "The PAC-3 radar is capable, among other things, of discriminating whether or not an aircraft is manned and which of multiple reentering ballistic objects are carrying ordnance." "The active radar also gives the warhead a "hit-to-kill" (kinetic kill vehicle) capability that completely eliminates the need for a traditional proximity-fused warhead."

@@nova5303 Speaking of the Patriot... in early versions, there was a clock issue if the system wasn't periodically restarted. When Iraq launched a SCUD in the instance of one system that had been on for 100 hours, 28 soldiers were killed because the system ended up having enough of a timestamp mismatch that the system looked in the wrong part of the sky and failed to launch a missile due to not finding a target.

@@spyderf16 I'm now wondering how that was missed in development

no u are

@@siennaq5553 Damn. Didn't have to be so mean... I am rubber, you are glue, we're both dead cus biology doesn't work like that :(

@@jonbar140 wat?

@@siennaq5553 idfk

Yep

came here to spread Joerg’s latest offer to donate the most advanced bow of 2021 to this project!

Please

LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES

Link to Joerg's video: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-F583BtHJihQ.html

I didn't know I always wanted a full-auto, rubber-powered machine gun crossbow turret with auto aim until I read your comment. And now I have always wanted it.

Imagine your code punches you in face every time bug occurs

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-DbRG9AduLg8.html💨

We all are......

Being rich doesn't hurt. He can afford to spend time and money learning this stuff.

He put all his attribute points into intelligence and not much in anything else

@@LawTaranis rich or not you don't just acquire this skill just for being rich give the man credit you lil hater

Calm down Token

and it took him only 17 minutes!

I'd say it'd take most engineers years to make. 3-6 months is only for those that already have the skills, which is a very limited pool

Eight years as a Formlabs engineer, though. Makes me think he might have a tiny chance of causing a "we found our CTO in the RU-vid comments" event, which would be amazing...

@@sharp7171 lmao

I'd like to think of this a different way. Most engineers could have done it at the pace he did, but would that necessarily meant it would have been the same quality? Good chance not, but I'm just an SWE with no real fundamentals on the mechanical parts of the project. Seriously impressive job though!

She seems like a wonderful lady! Made me laugh right away lol

Her unamused expression is just spot on for comedic value.

@@MuhammadNafisJamil no doubt. Reminds me of my old lady hahaha

is she pregnant or sth

The thing is everything he makes also goes on his CV. He is a RU-vidr but he is an Engineer first. He can get a gig anywhere if he gets to build something awesome.

I get pissed when I cant get a piece of wood line up on a project.... fuck all the coding and mechanical shit lol

Glad you summed it all up for us with that brilliant comment

Also helps that he builds insane shit that requires big brain

Haha 420 likes

O god please test thoroughly before trying on the kid...

Pretty sure this isn't his first kid

They already have 1 kid.

@@joegrycowski211 you mean the alpha build?

Kid made here

Dude, im pretty sure one could learn archery in the time of watching this video just to get a feel of what NOT to do, and then spending another 17:36 practicing a little. Ngl his stance and posture made me cringe so hard, no wonder he punched himself so many times. Like even the way he holds the bow is so wrong. Compare his stand to his wife, his arm is just so out there, his feet are all wrong.

@@DarkRaen666 yeah so he built the aimbot

he did say he missed over a thousand times

i had the same thaught

plot twist . ..the wife actually learn programming

wow i didn't expect to see you here! hi insym!!

Ok.

Ok.

@@loganmcbride7304 sounds more like Michael reeves. But less violent

I decided to comment cause I was early

Hi

I think it would be considered plot armour at that point

dont give him the idea you will emd the world

@@niceguykai8612 nah infinite armour from that one minecraft mod

Or a lightsaber for that matter

Fr

tiktok intensifies

@@schorsch7457 cheating and hacking intensifies

Guys it's not auto aim hes just has a good.....bow.....chair.

Seriously?! If that's true how do you think he's good in engineering? Some bot helped him to design this auto aim arrow?

People who get stunlocked and have a 3 milisecond time to attack back: *"what's time"*

Editors too

@@NoOne-qi4tb raid?

@@phillipferreira9134 raid what?

@@NoOne-qi4tb shadow legends🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm dying over here laughing. I just arrived at that line and I knew there will be a comment about it. Didn't have to search long.

WHEN IS THE HIRICANE GONNA BE BACK IN STOCKKKKKK

Mrs. Stuff seems to know how to hold a bow, but looks like she didn't teach Mr. Stuff all she can teach.

I laughed so hard I had a cramp in my chest for 20min.

I couldn't stop laughing XD!

Do we

is* a great addition

@@goldensperm9667 are*

@@gobo667 is*

Ps you should also make a targeting system you can use anywhere, maybe by some sort of shoulder mounted projection system 🤷🏻‍♂️

Lol

DARPA: >:)

Literally like this dude is dangerous lmfao

But he can re use the bow?

@@dmatthews2564 he's on my zombie apocalypse wishlist. I'm sure we'll be fine.

nigga wat

Same

Wouldn't it be funny if she wasn't pregnant?

My man delivering the creampies

@@dylanspriddle ayo

@@dylanspriddle vile comment

The video is up for 4min only so you havent watched the whole video yet, you cheating bastard

@@RandomCrap stfu

you posted this 3 minutes after the video was posted, I see you bro.

IRL aimbot. the world has changed, but is it really for the better....

His wife's exhibition or the aimbot?

Not singlehandedly, jlaser and hacksmith are still around

@@falldamage8405 also mark rober

@@falldamage8405 even Michael Reeves

@@jesusmariotti3710 and my dad

@@falldamage8405 and colin furze

reminds me of that scene from The Last Samurai where an army of elite swordsmen who trained all their lives is mowed down by a bumbling doofus with a gatling gun.

@@DFPercush Auto aiming Gatling gun is what he needs to make next

Welcome to modern warfare

@@vibn6964 Sounds a whole lot like a bootleg Phalanx/Centurion CIWS

We dont have to imagine! COD Warzone!

Yeah, he should work with the Hacksmith.

If he even know how to make it & he starts from today making it would take him nearly around 15-20 years

@@arjunmehra3045 you most be fun at parties

He could be the barely misses man. His arch nemesis is the broad side of a barn guy.

Hacksmith have

Collaborating with "Smarter Every Day" helps too.

he's seriously earned it I didn't even realize he was past 1m yet

Collabs really help...Lockpickinglawyer is another good one...

Wowzers i honestly didnt realize he was over 1M until you said this. Domb

Holy shart. I joined at 300 too

at least she's consistent

@@soza.pidgeon True lol

she matches his energy

the inventor guy isnt enthusiastic either

@@hellofiend6983 sure he is, he spent god knows how many hours making it, he’s just not a super high energy person