awe, true to shitsec 

And so the Clown, who had cheated Sec in the hallway outside the Brig, cheated Sec once again, and the Space Station was forever changed.

Free the clown, all he did was Resisting Arrest, Possession Drugs, Indecent Exposure, Vandalism, Trespass, Assault, Pickpocketing, Narcotics Distribution, Possession of a Weapon, Rioting, Creating a Workplace Hazard, Petty Theft, Breaking and Entry, Insubordination, Assault With a Deadly Weapon, Assault of an Officer, Manslaughter, Possession of a Restricted Weapon, Possession of Explosives, Inciting a Riot, Sabotage, Theft, Murder, Attempted Murder, Mutiny, Grand Sabotage, Grand Theft and slipping the warden.

Little did headsec know, that clown had already disconnected 10 minutes ago.

You know its bad when John Security gets bwoinked for doing his God damn job Smh my head rn bro

There is no sweeter joy then busting the clown and planting a "woody got wood" book in his bag. The detective cries out, the warden is shocked, the HOS asks for a speedy execution and the Captain instantly agrees. You might think callous clown execution barbaric and unnecessary. I call it a good start.

you forgot the part where the clown is banned for being unrobust

What was that clown names? "Honker von Handholdington"? cause i met a clown with that same name earlier today. They robust all of Sec, Captain, and HoP with the mimes using slip and stole sec Stun baton 4 time. I added fuel to the fire by giving them gears and watching the chaos unfold. Literally didn't get punished for it. Unfortunately, Cap ordered KOS on them, so they got magdumped by HoS.

This isnt caveman grug, ceejay you posted on the wrong channel. 🤓

Finally someone is doing something about the feline menace.

that'll teach that damn clown

I dont trust clowns and I never will. HoS didnt go far enough.

mimes would never betray clowns, inaccurate

Amazing. And the Mime at the end? Chef's kiss.

dude someone linked this in the comments of a ban appeal funniest shit ive ever seen

we all know warden used an illegal esword that a sindi had and than had med put him back together before telling anyone that he got that clown

John Securdy