I actually unironically think this game is a wonderful experience. It has a level of absurdity unmatched by anything I have seen at that time, it's actually extremely unique, and I think this game was made to be extremely confusing and just a bit frightening
Given the circumstances you approached me with the name Shane I hereby have to inform you that the name the woman otherwise referred to as "mother" has bestowed upon me is in fact not Shane, not yet fully grown up fellow homo sapien
That is the Amiga version, the DOS port changed the singing to... that and changed the song in the beginning and decreased color depth to 16-color VGA but otherwise it's the same.
I don't know why youtube is recommending this speedrun of all things but I need something to play in the background right now. Also is that... Alex Navarro there right behind the player?