Awful PC Games: Iceberg Explorer Review 

I never understood the fuss around Minecraft, while this masterpiece was avaialable for nothing. Talk about under-appreciated masterpieces...

Dammit Stan, stay out of that icy water, you're gonna get Hippo Fever!

Take a shot everytime Stan says "floating ball of energy"

IGN: 5/10 Too much water

Easily my favorite youtuber, Forget those famous niggabit youtubers who get 20 million comments/ second this guy is fucking AWSOME

his mummy wrote the map~...

I made this a couple of years ago when I was learning game development xD I remember how proud I was of the ice texture back when I made it haha. Luckily I have grown a lot since then. Thanks for making this video, I laughed a lot xD

"There's a Yeti down there smoking some weed" omfg i died

"that's not how it works! you don't just poop out a potato!"

A floating ball of ENERGY and an asshole with a map! This is priceless!

Actually, icebergs CAN be that big, and even bigger.

"you have perished and your adventure has ended" lmao

You missed a Plant

I am a potato, I find this offensive!

I laughed so hard about that potato

The Titanic reference when you first began to fall into the depths of ocean made me fall out of my chair laughing.

Oh and, the ball of lighting was just the creator of this game being lazy creating good lighting. He just put a ball of light and meh. ( I MEAN FUCKING DIRECTIONAL LIGHTING EXISTS)

Well some of his points are really valid criticisms. But i just love his Ability to miss glaringly obvious things when its right inj front of his face *stands in huge crater* *looks at small ditch in the ground* "what a giant hole, that must have been what killed the dinosaurs" *climbs out 4 m deep and 10 m wide hole* and in another review he frankly said," I dont see any doors in here, i will have to restart" while directly looking at a door. but dont get me wrong, that makes the videos much funnier at times xD

A huge bird crapped a potato? Dang, that must've been painful.

He finds mushrooms on an iceberg and assumes they're a new species; then proceeds to pick ALL of them. thus making them extinct or an invasive species when he takes them home. Good.

To be fair, finding a potato on an iceberg is a bit of an anomaly

A hot spring inside an iceberg. xD Wow, that makes sense alright.

9:42 it's a spirit bomb

you should do a top 10 worst PC games list

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS AGAIN FOR YEAR

" A FUCKING POTATO!" CLASSIC

I kept laughing at him saying Potato! :D

That POOR Bird who had to shit out a potato the size of 2 human heads. R.I.P Birdie.

I can’t believe this video is 5 years old

4:36 best part. HAHAHAHHAAAAHHAHAA

lol loved how the 6 year old kid can sink to the bottom of the ocean and still be alive, but when he starts moving toward getting back on the shore, then he dies. I think the story of this game is that Santa Claus hates this kid, so he fakes a whole exploration mission to keep him busy so the kid doesn't bug him

This must be some magical, enchanted iceberg with a secret cave owned by fairies with hot springs and mushrooms...

maybe the game takes place in a time where potatoes are very rare...

THIS GAME NEEDS A STORY LINE!! >:( Mother: "Go, now! The glacier will be your new mother..." :'( Child: "Yay! I'm an explorer now! YAAAY!! A POTATO!!" XD Potato: "YES!! I'M FINALLY SAVED!!" :'D Bird: "Dammit!! I knew I shouldn't have stored my potato on a damn glacier! I'll get you, yet, exlplorer! I'll get you, YYYYEEEEEEETTTTT!!!" DX< *global warming happens. everyone dies* Al Gore: "...and that's why we have to stop global warming, er.. I mean.. 'climate change'" ;)

this game made by platinum arts sandbox engine so that sucks

just at the beggining of the game you can see something kinda interesting "Long live the mighty POTATO!" i think that the guy who created this game worship a potato god or something

And, it's not even an iceberg. It's conected to the ocean floor. And hot spring can't happen in an iceberg. And how the hell didn't the steam from the hot spring never melt the ice on top? The game makes no sense.

Hot springs in an iceberg. Right. =D

How potatoes can arrive on icebergs? Like coconuts, they can be carried by swallows.

Does anybody remember the name of a dinosaur PC game Stan reviewed some years ago about a time travelling dinosaur, which had a random horse who wanted to race you, killer black spiders and a gorilla who ran a shop on top of the mountain where you could buy the back to the future hoverboard for 200 gold coins? I just wanna play it again.

I have to find the potato - it belongs to a museum! The new Indy Jones Movie.. Indiana Jones and the Last Potatoe™ .. ;o)

He probably meant "It looks like a potatoe, but a potato being out here is stupid, it might be bird poop" which still begs to question "why did I pick up bird poop." Also that whole area around the meteor was the hole, not just that small part it was in. I literally don't care about this game, but you're complaining about stuff without even thinking.

>My face when hot-spring inside of an iceberg.

There;s actually a glitch in this game where you can fall through the iceberg and see the map from below. ANd yes, I actually did play this game.

There needs to be a game that lets you create your own journal entries if you don't want the default one

Clearly the creator of the game was such a fan of the snow biomes that he created an extra horm for a creature that never had one. What they have is a tusk which is among the most sensitive part of its body because the'r nerves are on the outside, ramming stuff with your dental pulp is not recomended. They can ram you with their 15 inches middle friend though, very hornlike indeed.

I love the comment about the hipsters

Potatoes?! How do they work? Don't need no botanist, telling me lies, and getting me pissed

Hey Stan, I am a HUGE fan of your Awful PC game reviews, and I was going to revisit one of my favourite reviews of all time, your "Street Cleaner Simulator" review. BUT I COULDN'T FIND IT, WHERE IS IT STAN!?

About the part where you went in the water, you can press F1 to go into edit mode and you can see that at a certain distance, the water says " water, death".

It´s crazy how productive this guy is! Thanks for all the great work!

With captions: do you keep this in mind that got him potatoes mark on your map.

"I think somebody's smoking a bong" Yes. It's the game developer. NARWHAL HORN +30.

Gee Stan, give this game a break... For what it's worth, it's a good attempt at an adventure game for a no-budget developer. Maybe you should have a chat with Nathan Drake, ask where he learned his ropes. On this iceberg, no doubt.

And I read it as "Internet Explorer". I was like, sure Stan, everyone already knows that's an awful PC "game".

Do you even potato!? YOPO You only potatoed once. Well technically twice with the 'meteor'.

WTF IS A SPINGSHOORM?!

the glowing ball in the cave was a light source, i guess.

Thanks so much for uploading these, mate. Love finding stuff I will keep watching

I guess nobody will be playing hot potatoe on that iceberg

i just downloaded the game but i just got a bunch of files?

this is the games description: Iceberg Explorer is a small first-person exploration game in which you take the role of a daring explorer on an iceberg who looks for the discovery of his life that will probably make him famous... 'probably make him famous.' so there is a chance that you find something but loose the game anyway?

Botany is the study of plants, mycology is the study of fungi, Stan.

actually stan some birds have the ability to create vegetables and crap them and they are really comestable

If I found a floating ball of energy, I'd be me more famous than an astronaut. lol Most people don't find supernatural things in their daily lives.

The potato was created by the floating ball of energy.

11:15 Umm your standing in the hole. Its that entire dent in the ice.

a fucking POTATO!!! laughing my ass off at that point

Please come back stan :(

The game also only runs at 30Fps lol

Review the sequel: Iceberg Explorer II: Enter Norway

These hills remind me of Stan plating Minecraft. Good times...

The snow looks like marschmallow.

I'm pretty sure if the game didn't have a map, you'd be lost.

3:42 that's just f*cking stupid, a god damn potato in the middle of nowhere?

You too could be famous if you found a potato and hot springs in an iceberg

haaaaaaaaaaa !!!!! i found a potato.... (not telling anyone bout the ball of energy).......

In my opinion, his videos are centered around being for entertainment. If the game looks like it might be fun and if it is free (like this one), he gives you a link to the download in the description so you can give it a try.

That Titanic bit 💀

XD this video is now my fave all because of that potato. LOLOL potato coming out of a bird's poop, I can't help but laugh at that. Great video though

The developer used sand and colored it white.

Their nextgame could be garden explorer at least there he can find not only potatoes but carrots and even cabage...

You have perished and your adventure has ended.

*sings Titanic song* LMFAO Im done

Wow. Never knew icebergs were that big! How the hell did the captain of the Titanic not see one of those? And why didn't Rose move over a little so Jack pull himself up out the water as well? ...this game really makes you think.

Never heard of this game

the map isn't part of the the game's "Story" it's just there for the player

its like skyrim with icebergs

My god a potato really why ???? the only good part of the game was the cool ball of energy but no entry in the journal ??????????????????

Stan, that potato is the right size. You're a 6-year old child, after all.

The simplistic concept could have been pulled off well enough but this just game just isnt done all to well.

the potato killed me XD

Thank you for making my lunches so enjoyable! Thanks nyc soho

Maybe an African swallow carried it to the antarctic.

Explore the sea a little bit more and maybe you will find R'Lyeh.

Hot springs on an iceberg. My sides lol

I think Stan Burdman is the only gamer on youtube who uses his real name

how do you not have more subscribers dude jesus christ, you're hilarious

The potato is the game's tie-in to Portal 2.

It looks like a kid used the free program called "Sand Box" to make that game! If you use third person camra you would see that he is a yellow robot monkey!