Baby Superpowers 

As a new father I can say that the baby grip is a real thing. They will also use that grip to hold onto your chest hair as hard as possible. Giggling as you scream.

"Babies trigger cuteness in our brains" * draws the most repulsive atrocity I've seen in my life

"In almost every case, the babies took the nice one." Welp looks like we found Megamind, the outlier baby.

Did you know a swarm of piranhas can strip a baby to bone in 10 seconds? Anyway I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Who figured out babies last longer than adults underwater and why?

I think you missed one. Babies can teleport, kind of like a house cat. One moment they’re there, and the next, they’re on the roof.

Uh ok so when babies have a large forehead and big bulging eyes it’s “cute” but when I have it I’m “horrifically ugly” and “cant go within 500 feet of any maternity ward”??? This double standard makes me sick.

"Babies have a good sense of morality" My sister as a toddler: *tears centipede into three pieces and laughs as life slowly drains out of it*

That drawing of the Fillipino president was strangely accurate

2:03 My baby caring instincts WERE NOT set off at all after looking at that...

I like how he talks about babies like it's own separate species

It's amazing how well that knock at the Philippines aged! No seriously I have no idea how the entire country just forgot one of the biggest events in the country and tried playing it off as "oh only his father did it"

Their bones bend instead of breaking

I thought this was going to be about their ability to learn, grow and heal ridiculously fast. This was interesting too though.

“It’s kinda cheating cuz they only weighs as much as baby” Hm yes the floor is made of floor

1:31 baby: *grows up DNA: ᵒʰ ʸᵉᵃʰ ˡᵉᵍˢ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ

2:50 why does he look like a cross between a man and a flowerpot

I’m sorry but can we talk about what the person was doing who found out babies can hold their breath for a while.

Why did God decide to nerf us after we grew up?

1:14 I can’t help but see a sad man in a grey bodysuit.

2:00 is my sleep paralysis demon now. If I saw that thing run at me, I don't know what I'd do.

Baby: **Large forehead and eyes** Brain: Nice

Did you know that baby’s can’t dodge lightsabers

All true, but let’s not forget the fact that babies have amazing language acquisition skills! They can learn several languages and like, two years. I took two years of French in high school and still can’t speak a word of French, so I’d say that’s a pretty epic baby super power!

"Hey, I uh, I like lookin' at this thing we should uh, we should keep it alive for a while."

2:01 the ideal male body

o look time to fish the baby out again

Baby face proportions and their“seductiveness” are the reason anime eyes and eye makeup exist

the close up on that baby's face dropped me good

“almost every baby chose the nicer puppet” “almost” i want to meet that one fuckin baby who wanted the mean puppet

You should do a video on all the things wrong with horses evolutionarily.

The thing about babies being born with an inherent sense of right and wrong is so amazing to me, and it's also really tragic because most of the time when people lack empathy it wasn't because they were born that way, but because their environment killed the empathy inside of them :(

found this channel litteraly 6 minutes ago, already subscribed and gave my soul away

“Babies instinctively hold their breathe under water” Me: ok this is a joke vid Sam: *keeps going on about it* Me: oh shit this is real

00:29 Yeah, did you know that the color blue slows down your heartbeat? Now I know why

that's it. Iv'e watched every video made by this guy. I officially know everything now.

The reason they're superior to adults is because when they're on Minecraft they have hyperscreeches which can kill a thousand men and women per minute.

Your delivery is fucking gold

Did you know... Babies can actually bounce, making them undamaged from falls of up to 13m. (Disclaimer: joke. Do not try this)

Learning about babies make me wish I was a baby again. I've lost too much innocence and the world's morality is blurry.

2:03 "Large foreheads and eyes" Exactly why anime characters are cute

*That Filipino reference triggered the president's fandom*

0:31 **slowly takes five month old baby out of the deep end of the pool** *two months, junior*

I was at target and there was a wall for Ragú and i said “RIP those poor babies who failed the test” and my m0m deadass responded with “what the actual F U C K Snail-“

Let's not forget babies up to about 6 months basically have a healing factor. When my cousins was born, he had birth complications, so the doctors had to like, break one of his arms and collar bone so he would be born, little dude was covered in huge deep bruises and was in a tiny cast when I first say him. Then, less than 3 weeks later, the little guy was 100% normal, bones fixed, bruises gone, like nothing had ever happened

**sees that a baby is 15 lbs** **looks up 15 lbs to kg** **sees 6 kg** the heaviest weight i have ever lifted is equivalent to a baby.

I'm worried about the fact that Sam said "almost" every time

“In *almost* every case they took the nice one” So you mean- some decided to be edgy or something? XD

I can confirm the holding breath thing. I have personally drowned many babies and they generally last a lot longer than the adults I have drowned.

Sam: Babies are born with an innate sense of right or wrong. 1 Year Old cousin: *Repeatedly punching everything he sees* (How the hell did this get 1k likes...)

Other babys: superpowerfull Me as a baby: I don't remember tbh idk where this was going

No mention of baby flexibility. As an adult of sorts I think their ability to put their body in any position is a super power.

1:21 I don't know why, but this image, this one image, made me laugh the hardest out of everything else in the video.

2:03, hmmmm but i have both of those and when i roll around in poo people scream at me

Also...if you have a child and actually are glad you have one... When your child is born you will experience a new emotion. Fatherly or Motherly love. You love you parents and family (maybe), you have loved a significant other (hopefully) and now when the baby is in your life you experience a new kind of emotion. Love for your child.

You forgot an important thing about the study on empathy in babies. The baby had to choose between two kinds of breakfast treats. Next, they saw a puppet choose the other breakfast treat rather than the one the baby preferred. Then, the baby viewed a play where the mean doll bullied the doll that had chosen the different breakfast. Result? The babies REWARDED the bullying by choosing the bullying toy. In other words, babies thinks it's okay to bully, as long as you only bully people with different preferences than themselves.

As a Filipino, I LOL'd at the unexpected dig at our president at the end of the video.

When me and my mom argue my baby sister starts crying and trying to shove us apart. She’s about 18 months.

just found this channel... instantly subscribed.

Me, who is absolutely repulsed by how babys look: *Sips juice aggressively*

2:00 Jesus christ burn it with fire!

Neuroplasticity dude. Awesome baby super power. What I'm a baby and I just fell and busted my brain? Hold up my brain is a tangle mess of neurons I'll just prune around this garbage matter in my skull that got mangled. Alright good as new, or much better off then adults would be anyway.

*We should keep it alive for a while.*

So who was the weirdo submerging babies in water and making them dangle off edges to test their abilities?

I'll give it 2 months before he hits 100k

But aren't babies also sociopaths and incapable of desiring anything which does not benefit them? That may be an exaggeration, but babies, I've heard, actually lack a degree of empathy

I was hoping this was gonna be about like early Britain or America or Russia or something like that but this works to

How can his art be so simple yet so accurate.

1:34 Netflix: *I’m taking that out of context*

Actually there were many protests for justice to the people who died because they did drugs in the phillipines. Everyone was NOT on board with it.

*Filipino local starts offering food being humble and shit* "Oh what's that? You're a druggo?" *Takes out knife*

Fun fact: some fossils of baby dinosaurs were found to have bigger eye sockets than others in the nest Usually they were herbivores and herd animals, they evolved to have bigger eyes and be cuter to get more food from the mother Cuteness was a survival mechanism

I am so grateful I found this channel, such great content

The whole Drug problem in the Philippines Is Damn accurate

0:35 Time to play a fun little game with Little Jimmy

Imagine youre a mother and your baby reaches up, grabs your arm with the might of thor gripping his hammer, looks you in the eye and says: There's a school of thought today that rejects patriotism. People are made nervous by that intense allegiance to a country. They think it can only lead to war and bloodshed and that fights can be avoided if we all just compromise and get along. And, of course, compromise and getting along are great things as long as you're not sacrificing essential values. But I believe there's a line in the sand, some things that you have to be willing to stand up for, even if it means trouble. Charlie's patriotism is not blind, flag-waving jingoism: it's an intense allegiance to the American concept of liberty. And then proceeds to shit on you. Fucking wild man.

1:26 last known picture of harambe, 2016 (colorised)

Cuteness 2:01

Hey Salmonella, what if I hate babies? do I miss a gene then?

I love how babies have 0 fear, because they didnt develop phobias yet, Something that makes adults Extremely weak

Fun Fact: Nirvana's Nevermind album cover was made possible by babies non-drosning reflexes.

They also make very good Ragu, I'd say that's a superpower

That "seductive" drawing wtf? I DO NOT want to go through your porn searches lol.

I know someone has probably commented this; but the whole baby not drowning thing is more likely due to the fact they just spent 9 months in a water balloon. That being said mammals have a weird relationship with diving so it could just be that the diving reflex works better for them because they use less oxygen than an adult.

2:14 -- What I learned: Yale has an Infant Cognition Center.

"I'm Salmonella and thank you for watching"

2:30 that's so wholesome im gonna die

HAHAHAHAHAHA I am Filipino and a fan of you. Love the drawing of the best president in the universe. 😂 Glad that old bag is now gone, but I'm afraid someone worse replaced him.

the morality thing is extremely remarkable given just how fast kids go from that to killing anything that moves just cause its interesting and funny

“The president of the entire country” Ah yes *as aposed to the president of half the country* Yes I am aware of civil conflict exceptions

2:32 "Almost Every Case"

0:43 how many babies did you hurt to prove this fact?

Babies last longer under water because maybe they lived 9 month under water until they born.

2:03 i had to bleach my eyes for 3 hours staright

Wait how do we know babies can hold their breath longer?

Man I miss when this man uploaded

2:01 - That face had me laughing for a good 5 minutes.

That hair thing is a fact. If a baby gets ahold of your hair he will not let go for anything.

Out of curiosity, I look this stuff up sometimes. You pretty much just read from the page you found it and cram a bunch of shitty jokes into it. Whatever you do, dont stop

"Babies do actually have some traits that make them superior to adults" yeah they can be happy