Bad 2 Sentence Horror Drawing Challenge 

Good news, Julia's proposed "adding a third sentence that makes the story wholesome" thing already exists! It's called r/thirdsentencehappy

"The cream of the bottom of the barrel" sounds absolutely disgusting, thank you Julia

“You can’t talk if you don’t have blood.” It’s an absolutely insane thing to say, but it’s also a 100% true statement.

The fact that Julia can deliver a "joke" like "meat cute" and then drop something as hard as "truly personal pizzas" in the same episode shows just how impressive her range is.

Holy shit....Julia's "mom voice" just came out of nowhere. I never knew she was secretly a voice actress!

The idea of a murder clown saying "yeah" really evolves my digimon

"We're here for a good time, not a perspective time." A sentiment that resonates with artists everywhere

_Meat worm facts:_ -friends with Berry, who let's it go like on frozen -likes the snow -will exist -he is the meat. Want the meat -spawns after you leave meat in the fridge for too long. -part of a delivery surface and only delivers meat. It is the delivery and you must eat it. -does NOT pay taxes -is a billionaire and a libratarian -HATES Tuesdays 😤!!! Mondays are okay -considered unattractive to be cute in the meat world. Dislikes "meat"cutes. -wears size 4 shoes which aren't too cute. -meat worms are ALWAYS bilingual.( They're very talented) speak worm and all human languages at once.

I don't see anyone mentioning Julia saying, "he's missing his middle tooth" and everyone acting like that's a normal thing to say. Most things don't have a "middle tooth" Julia.

Karina: He's just a regular clown with like a slightly dark sense of humor and an inability to read the room. Me: Maybe I am Murder Clown

“Welcome to Drawfee, this will be your drawffice. And here is your partner, Kabina.”

the mom jacob drew has "is this a pigeon?" vibes and i love it "is this a friendly clown?

honestly, this episode’s banter is on another level. not sure what level though

"The cold never bothered me anyway, but the citizens of Arendelle are pretty judgmental" - Elsa, when asked about what kept her from letting it go in the snow

I think they really missed out by not doing “‘dad, it’s time to open your Christmas presents,’ I said jokingly. My smile turned to horror as his urn levitated and flew towards the tree.”

"I will not be talking to my two beautiful boys, at all. They can watch Frozen, and then they can go live their lives." This is a more effective two sentence horror story than most of the posts on the subreddit

The twist that Karina was not only aware that FNAF was in fact cool again, but knows about the nonsense that the fandom is up to, al revealed in one line. Truly makes this episode a cinematic masterpiece.

“he’s just a regular clown with a slightly dark sense of humour and an inability to read the room” i think karina just described me perfectly

Jacob and Julia saying "you done with the pizza yet?" in perfect unison with the same intonation is fantastic

“It is the meat and it want the meat” just describes every carnivore.

A friend of mine had their own 2 line horror story happen recently. Their landlord was talking about a previous tenant and said "Yeah we had to ask him to leave. Don't worry though, we replaced the carpets." UHHH WHAT DOES THAT-- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CARPET?? WAS IT BLOOD? DID YOU MURDER HIM???

Nathan makes an absolutely amazing little squeak when Karina says "the viscosity of the blood", top tier noise

I can't believe they said the words "bottom cream" within the first 2 minutes. I love this channel.

Y'know, "I am a god and nobody cares." could get very existential, very quickly.

Jacob walks into the Drawfee studio. He sees Nathan, Julia, Karina, and… Jacob already recording an episode oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

Julia’s Halloween joke broke my concept of time and for a moment I thought I was still in October 2020

I was surprised they didn't do my favorite 2 word horror story: It feels like Christmas except I've got no eggnog. Thankfully I can just milk more from the creature

When Julia said "hello" as the mother i was like "WHO'S TALKING?!"

"truly personal pizza, it has your most beloved memories and your darkest fears as toppings" sounds like something out of The Good Place lmfao

This episode really hit the nail on the head. As a result of that, I've been impaled.

My disappointment is immeasurable that the snowball in Nathan’s drawing was not in fact a meatball to attract the meat worm

The squeak Nathan gave before saying 'visKHOSity' was the cutest thing I've ever heard. Shortly followed by Nathan saying 'visKHOSity', the most terrifying thing I have ever heard.

Drawfee episode quotes - "bottom cream" uegh "that would require talking to my child" "let it go in the snow" "father I'm experiencing complex emotions, I've been impaled" "eat whatever is left of the meat worm when it arrives" "Tuesday is like the monday of monday" "I've been impaled" x15 "im shaking and quaking, and shitting and pissing, and crying" "knife guy, murder clown, and meat worm are all in a group chat" "every balloon animal he makes is bleeding" "this anime mom is gonna die young" (damn a bunch of quotes in the middle got deleted instead of saving) "freddy vapes-in-the-bathroom my favourite fnaf character" "I picked this one spesfifically for kirina because it felt like the beginings of a bad fanfic that she would roast" "what is this show for except shit posting with extra steps" "is he gonna be a combantion of freddy fazbear and sonic" (damn some internet issues made this get deleted) "disco dancing dinosuar party" "you're dying alone" "a nightmare or a night bear"-" _mario falling in a pit yell*_

I legitimately thought they got someone to dub over Julia for the voice acting part 😳 man, she’s really good

JULIA'S TIKTOK VOICE WAS THE SCARIEST THING ABOUT THIS EPISODE. Well done, oh my god.

"This is a very high-concept nothing" me trying to remember the dream that had me waking up in a cold sweat

Julia to Karina: "Freddy Fastbear" Drawfee fans: Is that a Sonic I smell?!

"I've been impaled!" is a great idea for a stream emote, I think

I'd actually love to see the Drawfee crew draw Fnaf animatronics / characters they've never seen before. There are plenty of weird and obscure ones after all.

I don't know if anyone has mentioned it, but the jar with the letters "dō" looks like someone has written the Swedish word "dö" in a sloppy way (it's common). Dö means die.

Love how Karina drew a collar below Freddy's bowtie, implying that Freddy is wearing a bowtie around his neck Chippendale's style

Wife: "Terry, I have to talk to you. Our son is dying from cancer and has only 3 months to live. You should talk to him." Terry, tears dripping on his soundboard: "i'Ve BeEn imPaLeD!"

"Men, what's stopping you from dressing like this?" *instant flashback to when my friends and I got bored at a speech meet and piled every business dressy accessory we could collect from other bored speech kids onto one of the guys, resulting in a Look with quadruple the power and neck accessories of Freddy Fastbear*

“shit-posting with extra effort” is the best way to describe drawfee, thank you Jacob

When Nathan got his prompt…that’s probably the hardest I’ve ever heard him laugh

Not having Julia draw on a horror episode is a crime against humanity 😩

"You done with that pizza yet?" Truly, one brain cell

"You thought it was an icicle that impaled Olaf..." "BUT IT WAS I, MURDER CLOWN!"

Nathan's drawing Berry as a berry is like naming your child Human lol

Unexpectedly, Meatworm has a genuinely great and scary design.

This video is so good what the heck man, the jokes, the gross cream malaphor, Julia's voice acting out of nowhere??? Love it as usual my dudes

Good thing Berry is safe! He’s not made of meat, so I guess him and the worm are just chilling.

i love how "enjoy your meal concept" is burned into Jacobs brain

my dog's name is berry, and the meat worm just sounds like something he'd try to eat. to be honest, my dog trying to eat something unidentified he found in the yard is much scarier than whatever the story is actually trying to imply.

Murderclown was actually the hero. He killed Olaf, who is clearly a demon, thus saving anime mom and her kids. He’s just kind of an anti hero. Down on his luck, you know?

Please draw characters based on dumb nail polish color names. (think the less legitimate equivalent of those esoteric sounding color names that can be found on paint chips) In case you are unaware, there exists this bizarre convention of bestowing hues of fingernail lacquers with designations that could be generously described as everything from incomprehensible, misogynistic, politically inappropriate, to even cheeky/groan worthy puns. It’s wild man. Some examples would be: ‘Friar, Friar, Pants on Fire’, (questionable for sure), ‘I have a Herring Problem’ (huh?) or ‘Iris I was Thinner’ (Yikes!) and in cases even less dignified you may also encounter inane and inexplicable word salad names such as ‘Forgive, Forget, For Me I Will’ (that’s deep man.), or ‘Meet Balls’ (um, excuse me?!). If you aren’t able to scurry on out to your local drug store or wherever you go to behold shelves of assorted fingie varnishes for yourself, (no judgement), then may I refer you to this ancient, sometimes depressingly hysterical blog that I feel perfectly encapsulates the hilarious absurdity of this particular phenomenon. stupidnailpolishnames.blogspot.com/?m=1

I regrettably inform that Karina's "adding a third sentence to two sentence horrors to make it wholesome" idea is already a thing. It's r/ThirdSentenceHappy

I was struggling with photoshop when Jacob started saying "shut up, photoshop!" it was a beautiful coincidence

The great thing about the Meat Worm is the fact that it clearly stated that they love to play in the snow. The Meat Worm is just a big friend. A third sentence happy for that could be something like, "Their parents are happy to see them make friends." I love spooky wholesome stuff, so this is great. Freddy FASTbear immediately slayed me. This episode is so good you guys.

Hearing them say 'vanishing point' made me wonder if an episode where they draw art\Photoshop terms as characters. Vanishing Point sounded like some kind of hero\villain name.

Love that drawfee releases video at peak lunch time viewing hours and then proceeds to say the phrase "nasty bottom cream" right as I raise food to my mouth

Mother: "I am looking for a clown for my son's birthday party, are you one of those?" Murder clown: "Yeah" "I am a god and no one cares", he thinks

Julia's Mom voice was incredible, how has she not pulled that one out for drawtectives

Suggestion: Please draw film noir birds. You would totally nail the aesthetic and the puns. Rain, dark alleys, cynical ducktectives and there's got to be a henne fatale of course.

15:04 My phone went quiet right after Julia's pun and I legit thought they had an awkward pause for a solid 30 seconds 😂

I can't get enough of the self-referential humor in these episodes. Pour one out for Borgu King.

This whole show is one big inside joke now and i am here for it! I’ve been here since forever and it only gets better

Karina being friends with knife guy makes sense, since Karina is knife girl

There’s no such thing as bad 2 sentence horror. They’re just usually good for different reasons than the intended.

I really appreciate when they bring up the drawing that goes along with their callback reference! The banter was top notch this episode. No bottom cream here. Also the concept and execution of truly personal pizzas had me rolling.

I’m really appreciating the clown motif that has been appearing in videos recently. I’d love to see y’all draw some clown OCs, or perhaps some clownsonas

The cream of the bottom of the barrel somehow triggered my brain to go 'she had the barrel bottom cream' to the tune of apple bottom jeans 😂

I'm 1 minute in and I've already shouted "Don't call it bottom cream!" There's no way my neighbors are happy with me.

Berry loved to play in the snow. But so did the Meat Worm. They were best friends and played together every day. Even now, years later, they still keep in touch. Berry was very happy to hear about the birth of the Meat Worm's first child last week. Someday, they hope their kids will be friends too.

Totally gonna binge "Is My Husband A Handsome Murder Clown?" this weekend

I liked this video JUST because of Julia's "mom" voice acting

I remember a comment from a while ago where someone had a dream that Jacob was being canceled for a really dumb reason, and asking that you each draw the dumbest thing you could be canceled for. I would also like this. It's prime material for a clickbaity thumbnail and title.

The horror from Nathan's drawing is that Meat Worm is looking for meat, but Berry has no meat. Only Berry.

These are the most gloriously weird people having the most gloriously weird conversations I’ve ever experienced in my life. And I adore it. Oh, sorry, I meant to say- “I’VE BEEN IMPALED.” There, finally a sentence to properly express the complex emotions I’ve been feeling about Drawfee. What a gift they’ve given me on this day.

Is the meat worm related to Worm Train™️? Edit: Julia answered my question, thank you Julia.

Incredible how hilarious Julia can be without telling a single joke!

Julia’s “nondescript white woman” voice is scarily good

I fully expected a Pucconici revival when Jacob's prompt was given!! I like to imagine he and Murder Clown run in the same social circles.

Nathan's giddy squeak at 22:41, what a treat this man is

So, isn’t Berry the berry technically safe from the meat worm? Maybe humans have evolved into a colony of fruits and veggies to be safe from Mr. Meat. Although, he’s probably mad at Berry for being so gosh dang cute…

Julia: They had to invent a whole software for that Karina: Yea to capture the vischhhostity of blood Nathan: DZEEEE! 22:30

The “bottom cream” bit took me to another plane of reality before the 1:30 mark

Please draw creatures from lumberjack folklore/tall tales! Such as the Squonk, the Cactus Cat, the Snow Wasset, the Billdad, the Hyampom Hog Bear, the Agropelter (this one's for Nathan, it's a Rude Ape), or the Snallygaster!

Hey, could y'all continue the "handsome men" and "raddest women" series with one about nonbinary people? Use whatever adjective you want but personally I'd like to suggest "fancy nonbinary people"! Partly because fancy clothes are awesome to look at and fun to draw, party because I really really want one of y'all to draw SuitVeil (the wonderful spouse from Game Of Life on sss)

Karina’s photograph pizza looks like something she’d draw for a porfmas episode. I mean that in a good way trust me. 😅

not enough appreciation for Jacob and Julia saying "are ya done with that pizza yet?" in unison in the comments is the real two-sentence horror edit: timestamp 38:02

*Snowy meat worm* -- *_Expectation:_* Picturing the Dune sandworm, but popping out on Hoth. *_Reality:_* Nathan delivered! *Birthday murder clown* -- *_Expectation:_* Pennywise, obviously! *_Reality:_* Robo-Julia-Mom and Pagliacci the therapist knife clown Expected: Normal frozen references. Got... an Olaf necromancy nightmare, created from a blood sacrifice It's like these dudes write lore and backstories or something

Meatworm could also be a religious institution. Those don't pay taxes either!

I enjoy the reality where rather than hiring clowns through an agency or their website, you just find them out in the world and go "hey you look okay, get in"

ya know, I never thought I'd hear the phrase "The Bottom Cream". let alone hearing it without medical or sexual implication. content like this is why I come to drawfee, never change you 3

I thought this would be a regular drawfee episode… and so did the creature…

I wanna see Drawfee design THEMSELVES as weird Vtubers!

Julia's voice acting was really good, I didn't recognise the voice as hers at first lol

"I will be handing this goo to you" is a good one-sentence horror story.

If the Drawfee team really wants the cream of the bottom of the barrel, they should use as prompts something like r/cursedimages. Just saying.