Turning Awful 2 Sentence Horror Stories Into Illustrations 

That would be amazing

It woud be so chaotic but I'd love it. I guess Caldwell and Willy would have to take the lead as doing the intro bits since they would probably be most used to it?

I can just imagine an “aw shucks! We forgot to schedule any of our main hosts!! Here’s the most unhinged of all our guests in one room together!”

Please pleasee PLEASEEE

yessss i love it!!

why... tonight's the anniversary...

What are you talking about? This RU-vid video is just 43 minutes of static

Like an engraving of a coffee mug or just like, a mug sitting on the gravestone?

​@@TheBabalogayes.

And they're all buried under the same gravestone lmao

Dude even sounds like Ralph. Master of disguise

I can't believe you'd lie to me on this day of our Lord, All Hallow's Eve

I can't remember the last time there was an even semi-serious comment at the top of the list lmao. Love drawfees fans

I wasn’t

And his smile is so Good and Normal and not stupid at all

3 sentence horror story

This gave me a good laugh 😂

Ya know? The vibes Drawfee present would absolutely play out this way.

Poor Jacobs...the only way they can get back in now is with a Jacob's Ladder.

when did these jokes start and why because i love them

Do you mean, Like, an absurd series of actions to unlock kinda secret, a 100% completetion bonus kinda secret, or a cheat code secret? Maybe even a "play on specific dates/holidays" secret?

@@RadicalGarry maybe it's a mortal kombat reptile type deal

If I could unlock Ralph as a bonus playable character, I would.

He fits in really snugly, both in drawing style and company

Just scroll over to Jacob on the character select screen and hold Select while pressing Start to unlock him!

The Nathan one was so cute 😭💜

I NEED this lol

I absolutely NEED to see his

It was in the last episode, where they made cryptids for their hometowns.

​@@lukas8670Damn really? I must've forgotten by now, do you recall a timestamp or which drawing it was?

It's not fine, Dillon, the narrative continuity means we're still in the fire, Dillon!

OOOOOOH! thats what was missing...

I legitimately didn't recognize him, and had to go back and check again after reading this.

I literally just had to go back to the picture after reading a comment about Nathan‘s being in this one… it just looked like a random guy-

sounds like you haven't heard the story from [some episode] when Karina said that they did the "is Genovia real?" "no, Lauren, Genovia isn't real", except Karina comes before Lauren in the alphabet so you read it out of order

​@@evrenviggiano2969 Aren't yearbooks usually ordered by the surnames? In that case it depends on what Lauren's surname is.

I swear I had to check to make sure it didn't say "Geneva isn't real". Like, Karina just doesn't believe in Switzerland.

@@avashihteyaz4542 Lauren Ipsum

@@leopoldbloom4296solo shit

I just want you to know this comment made me do a proper out loud laugh, not just a nose exhale. Stellar 2 sentence storytelling, thank you.

So cyanide doesn't smell like almonds... almonds smell like cyanide!

Also, it's specifically bitter almonds which they don't sell anymore. The almonds you eat don't contain cyanide.

So how many almonds is too much?

@@gljames24 Sweet almonds do have cyanide, but massively less than bitter almonds.

So do apple seeds.

Necromancy is a curiois thing

awesome drawfee anniversary idea imo

What about turning them alchemylike into wisdom

**a finger on the monkey's paw slowly curls closed**

But is it a hand or a paw?

Ridiculous, inconceivable, totally absurd, completely unaccomplishable, I’m running out of synonyms, absolutely ass backwards

“Dwayne the tub” had me roaring 😂😂😂😂

As someone with a deviated septum, I felt that.

Mood. I just breathe like that. My dad does too, shit's genetic, we sound like vader 😅

that would be amazing!! NATHAN OWNS YOU AAAAALLLLL

Wow you’re actually so right, that’d be purrfect! Edit: I just noticed you made the same pun and I feel so stupid now smh

Aaaaand now I have to listen to that song again. Kipo was too good!

YES. I was like "wear the cat ears as the lumberjack!!!" 😂❤

AW HELL YEAHH!! NATHAN DRAWFEE PROTECTS YOU ALL!!

So cute!

karina’s killed me. like, of course that was her photo. of course that was her quote (I do know the story of her and Lauren’s quotes, but I forgot and it made me laugh out loud to actually see it). and of course that was her signature. it’s just SO KARINA. she hasn’t changed😂

I think it means that like, instead of being focused on anatomical correctness, it's more of a focus on shape language and movement? But i also am not sure

yeah it’s about shape language! :) when shapes exaggerate the expressiveness of something and is generally just pleasing to the eye

Milking machine. That is all. 😂

It wasn't random. They meticulously chose the street corner where the people who pass by are the *least kind* out of any corner in New York.

The opening song from Oliver and Company playing in the background.

And knowing the new yorker episode reference, he knows the lore

He knew he had to do it to us

Unironically my favorite thing about Drawfee is that everyone acts like huge fans of Drawfee, even guests and the hosts themselves

I would have the biggest crush on both of them now if I wasn't exclusively attracted to hippopotamus skeletons

they found the source of the ticking

you know how jacob gets with pumpkins ifykyk

Don’t you mean, Jake-ob-lantern?

He was isekai'd into a pumpkin

They turned him into a pumpkin, called him Jacob-lantern, funniest shit I’ve ever seen

you are what you smooch

*that’s* why it came up on the screen! Thank you, I could not think of the connection for some reason, but of course now it’s so obvious. I just saw it appear and thought, well yea 100%, but kinda random? 😅

😂 absolutely, I feel like I'm personally flipping off Joanne Koane Rowling lmao

lol Nathan: I'm going to suck your blood Me: Ok. Go for it. Nathan: THANK YOUUUUU! (Did you say it like Nathan in your mind?)

Is there any other way to say it?

..better than all the rest~!

that "ha ha ha im gonna suck your dick-" vampire voice

From one Dylan to another, wasn’t it so weird to hear Drawfee shout our name? Lmao 😂😅

@@aspiringwayfarer would be so cool if it weren’t being said with so much urgency 😅

You must be new. They absolutely are not. 😂 Karina, specifically.

but who made the two stops

i cant believe Ralph gave a poisoned cake to Jacob

Feel better

Get well soon, buddy

Well... I had covid at Christmas... That was even worse no family. Just me all alone feeling like crap. Get soon well

Get well soon!

Get well soon!

Cowabunga Carl!

the kind of eyes I've fallen for in the past, regrettably!

Like "finishing each other's sketches" but all using the same base?

hey, your brain lagging doesn't make you dumb

That was my first thought as well. The classic Scooby Doo trope of "Shaggy, your hand is awfully clammy," "What do you mean? That's not my hand." Karina's was pretty fun as well, though I'm sad that there ended up being nobody actually breathing heavily in it. I love me some silly Drawfee content, but sometimes I wish they'd stop using random generators for everything under the sun. There are plenty of great 2 sentence horror stories that offer plenty of creative freedom for drawing. Let the insanity come from the artist's interpretation, not from the computer having a seizure trying to generate random words into some semblance of a prompt.

They do say that in the episode lol

Knowing the real interpretation I was pretty terrified seeing that man with the caption "She asked why I was breathing heavily. I wasn't" the thumbnail followed me whichever video I was watching the moment it was uploaded so that might've been it too

I was with Karina it took me forever to even understand what the intended interpretation was 😂

is the super crown 4 years old already? Bloody hell..

PEDANT WARNING!: my issue with this is everyone misunderstands how that works. Bowsette would never exist. if Toadette gets a super crown she gets hybridized with Peach, right? the portmanteau of Peach and Toadette = Peachette. so if Bowser gets hybridized it would be 'Peachowser'. Bowsette would be Toadette getting a Boswer crown (which does not exist). "Peach-" will always be the 1st part of the name of any character taking super crown, and the last part of their name will always be the last. "-ette" only applies to a mix with Toadette.

​@@SpydrXIIIcounter point: that sucks ass to say and would be a bad naming convention

@@JakeTheHawk too bad, that IS the naming convention nintendo used. it's right there in the name, and the use of the super crown. it's just basic logic. if you never heard of bowsette you wouldn't be clinging to this incorrect idea.

​@@SpydrXIII isn't this the same logic Prozd used in his Bowsette skit?

Like, consecutive too

Honestly? I suspect Julia doesn't know for sure, either!

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oh i really like that. he explains a few simple things in a complicated way and they draw what they think the thing is

"We don't have to talk about the milking machine. I closed the door at the end of the hallway." Some people just have poetry in their souls, and their every thought and action lets it sing out.

OMG THE GRADUATION PHOTOS

nathan in faux formal wear had me dying

Sometimes I forget that not everyone has read an unhinged amount of Agatha Christie novels and has poison facts ready to go as needed.

Wouldn't it just be that he was exposed to Golden Experience Requiem?

​@@OlivethefeyThat would make sense. I was going more off the sound effect