Bad, Bad Leroy Brown - Jim Croce [MINECRAFT PARODY] 

Lyrics:
Well, the south side of the biome
With the acacia leaves
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man name of minecraft steve
Now steven more than trouble
You see he stand about 'two blocks tall
All those testificates call him "Treetop jumper"
Cause his boots have feather fall
And he's bad, bad minecraft steve
The baddest man in the whole damn seed
Badder than herobrine
And greener than a jungle vine
Now steven he a miner
And he like his fancy gear
And he like to swing his diamond sword
So creepers run in fear
He got a maxed enchantment table
He got some Elytra wings too
He got a 32 blocks in his hotbar slots
He got a gapple that he can chew
And he's bad, bad minecraft steve
The baddest man in the whole damn seed
Badder than herobrine
And greener than a jungle vine
Well Friday 'bout a week ago
steven firing shots
And holding an iron bar
Sat a girl named alex
And oh that girl looked hot
Well, he threw a snowball at her
And the trouble soon began
And minecraft steve had learned a lesson
'Bout a-messin' with a woman who would take a stand
And he's bad, bad minecraft steve
The baddest man in the whole damn seed
Badder than a-herobrine
And greener than a jungle vine
Well the two players took to fighting
And when they respawned in their base
steven looked like a sticky piston
Had rearranged his face
And it's bad, bad minecraft steve
The baddest man in the whole damn seed
Badder than herobrine
And greener than a jungle vine
And he's bad, bad minecraft steve
The baddest man in the whole damn seed
Badder than herobrine
And greener than a jungle vine
Yeah, he was badder than herobrine
And greener than a jungle vine