Bad Gas 

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I eat on the box, I eat on the ass,
Don't really mind if you got terrible gas.
I'm living life with a carefree flow,
Wherever I eat, that's where I go.
I eat on your kitty, I eat on your cat,
Love the way it drips, just like that.
In this quirky world, where fun is the key,
Come along, let's embrace the eccentricity.
Lunch on the rooftop, dinner in the street,
Everywhere I go, it's a tasty feat.
Gas or no gas, we're all in delight,
Feeding my hunger, morning 'til night.
I eat on your kitty, I eat on your cat,
Love the way it drips, just like that.
In this quirky world, where fun is the key,
Come along, let's embrace the eccentricity.
Boxes and asses, where I take my seat,
Life's a banquet, oh, isn't it sweet?
Let's celebrate the joy of being absurd,
In this wild, wacky, whimsical world.
I snack on the weird, dine on the bold,
In this culinary tale, stories unfold.
Whether it's fancy or just plain sass,
I'll eat anywhere, just raise a glass.
I eat on your kitty, I eat on your cat,
Love the way it drips, just like that.
In this quirky world, where fun is the key,
Come along, let's embrace the eccentricity.
So here's to the oddities, the laughter, the cheer,
Eating on everything, far and near.
In this melody of mirth and grace,
Let's savor life's peculiar embrace.