Bad Movie Beatdown (w/  

Yeah you've produced some good banter with Todd on this one. Thanks for re-uploading it.

The banter between you two is pretty good.

HEY DON'T DIS GLEE HOW COULD YOU NOT FEAL REMORSE WITH CORY MONTITH

I think that The Assylum are try to make It's So Bad That It's Good Movies, but for you and I, they're just bad.

"the shoot is gonna be grueling" oh past todd, you have no idea.....

Really? I didn’t realize that was what was happening. How could he not know how to crack an egg by then?

@@thejorgieverse15 Especially when cracking eggs is one of the easiest things to learn.

AussieMan I know

June300c that egg salad food poisoning makes it sound like the studio couldn't afford the extra choir

June300c That egg salad food poisoning actually sounds more interesting than the rest of the movie. I was kind of hoping for that to be a "cut away" gag.

+ajmrowland Or heck they could include a subplot with people trying to figure out how it happened in the first place.

Manslaughter by egg salad. hell egg salad is gross enough...

Given everyone's intelligence, I don't think this is Asylum's fault, I just think these kids all got held back by several years.

I'm 15 minutes away from my school and it's a different zip code; the bus won't take me

RiNickulous Productions Zip/Area codes are not a problem where I live. I could go across the whole city on the bus.

I live 20 minutes away from my school and I take a bus! There's literally buses that go everywhere and I live in the middle of nowhere.

He could also do what I do and carpool

In elementary school I took a 50 minute bus ride with other children 4-10 years old. Middle school 1 hour away (11-14) and high school I had to take a private bus due to severe bullying was an hour again (14-17). GET A BUS RIDE

We get all these raging-atheists that don't want you to go to church.

That was the best joke in the review. He really did sound like Savage Garden while singing that particular song.

Thomas Carmody it’s like he was infected by the soul of Darren Hayes

@@jessica23claire Thinking back on it now, it's safe to say that Savage Garden were the Wham of the late '90s.

Gabe The Samurai , nah.. you just need to be a functioning human to be embarrassed about this...

Let’s be honest, this movie really isn’t a Christian movie. Like Todd said, there’s barely any Christian elements even in it. The church aspect really only exists as a plot/legal device to keep the movie from getting sued by the Disney Channel

I've seen plenty of low-budget Christian films and this has to be the dullest one yet. No energy, selfish, unlikable characters, and a plot that doesn't even make sense, much less have a Christian message.

Could be that the elementary school and the high school share the same building. One half is the high school and the other is the elementary. I'm probably being generous here, more like as not the Asylum was too cheap and lazy to bother not shooting the sign.

Eamonn Deane lmao

They did review The Squeakquel the following year.

+imdb88 that was the Rap critic

horaciosi No I would love bad we beat down Todd in the shadows and rap critic crossover

I grew up listening to gospel music (Clark sisters, Kirk Franklin, Tye Tribbett,). My friend thought I would like Christian rock… I didn’t like it. It was low key awful 😂😂😂.

Same boat here

Well the piano intro wouldn't bring any copyright claims like the actual song would.

And thank you for the latest episodes. Those haven been pretty good.

Rise and fall, crash right on my ass!

TheSefirosu200x People will do that so that the egg's shell won't fall into the bowl on accident.

Probably just a coincidence.

On the other hand, they're teenagers. Teenagers often have problems keeping their priorities in order no matter what religion they follow.

Scripturally, the church is anywhere two or more Christian's gather, not a sacramental building. On the other hand scripturally, this movie sucks balls and has no concept of scriptural doctrine and is pandering as a means to increasing the income of a spiritually hollow, christ-veneered business. It's an either/either argument. I think.

He recently did one for "Leap Year".

Well, it's a mockbuster of the High School Musical movies, which are already terrible to begin with.

but this movie makes that movies music sound like something Micheal Jackson would sing x.x

The music sounds like it was made by film composers if it was their first week on the job

Glad someone else noticed it.

but I believe Matt and Todd are still friends.

@@kevinthepilgrim me too

Cause the dude is dangerously overweight now.

At least the HSM soundtrack is good

@@blazicgd indeed

Probably

And given the "conflicts" regarding the plot of the movie, it seems like they're _trying_ to contradict itself. And very poorly, to say the least.

This is the theme song to the British sitcom Steptoe and Son (which was remade in the US as Samson and Son).