Bad Women's Anatomy Posts [Feat. SorrowTV] 

The real difference between men and women? Men don’t have arms.

Ah, the two genders: pizza, and pizza with arms.

as a woman, i think balls are a myth

4:18 I can just imagine this guy saying "Sex doesn't create a child! How else could my girlfriend get pregnant when we never had sex, huh? Checkmate!"

"do women actually orgasm?" not with you buddy

If you gave someone a blood transfusion using menstrual blood, they would go into septic shock and die...

+1 for knowing the muffin man scene from shrek by heart

This video is basically: 25% Gingerbread man 25% George edging 50% David's laugh

I wish menstrual pain was a myth lmao

bump

I like how they specified that only /straight/ women who get breast deductions are selfish. So glad I can get a breast reduction with full support from the homies

Once agirl in my class had her period and missed class, and a guy tried to tell me you only bled once. Like a single period. Not a weeks worth of terror, just one bleed, and no pain.

I mean, I wish periods were tiny dots...

Scientists are wrong about classifying us humans as "intelligent animals"

I put on my headphones but forgot to plug them in and I just blasted *OnLy WoMeN hAvE hOrMoNeS* to the entire room lmao

sorrow’s laugh is the most clearly pronounced ‘HA. HA. HA. HA.’ I’ve ever heard

I once had a guy trying to tell me that women dont grow ovaries until puberty.🙃

“Our genitals are not for pleasure” Clit: exists purely for pleasure

One time someone told me you had a baby automatically, I was scared in 1st grade about having a child at any momeny

Her: I want a baby Him: Okay my love, turn on the vacuum cleaner Him: * takes off pants *

"Do women actually orgasm" yes, yes they do, and it's not subtle...

As a medical student, I officially am trying not to have an aneurysm.

I remember that one I saw on tumblr in the wild, some years ago... It went something like; _'tampons toothpaste etc, get out with that from our stores, I don't wanna see it.'_ 'you don't brush your teeth?' _'Of course I don't brush my teeth, I'm a guy._'

3:41 is like me saying "as a girl, I think morning wood is a myth." It doesn't make sense to invalidate something that happens to people just because it doesn't happen to you.

"That's the devil's doorbell and if you keep ringing it, soon enough he will answer." "Just abuse it like it's a Bop-it!"

The lack of proper sex ed in regards to human female anatomy is honestly scary, like... I'm honestly worried for these people

As a menstruating teen, I can indeed confirm that we donate our blood. 「I have been warned to not share private information, so I apologize. Our secrets shall not be revealed to you mere mortals.」

That was an incredible Gingerbread man impression

'you sound like the gingerbread man from shrek' i'm in tears-

I dunno about that whole 'Satan's doorbell' thing. Mine must be broken cuz he's never shown up. And it's been rung *a lot.*

This proves that not everyone should be allowed to have a kid.

Menstrual cramps dø ńöt ëxįšt *P E R I O D* pun was very much intended

Vacuum vag is what made me actually laugh out loud.

Do these people have some leather bound books

I've said it once and I'll say it again: SEX EDUCATION IS A NECESSITY.

When I was little, I was taught that babies are made when 2 people who loved each other slept together. I used to sleep on the same bed with my little sister (this is when we were younger than 10) and as a kid with few friends I loved my sister (not in a creepy way), so I was always scared about it until we get our own bedrooms.

I was at a hair salon getting a fresh hair cut but... I think I cut the baby cord! *SOMEONE HELP*

6:30 there's nothin more fun than ding dong ditching the devil

"Just abuse it like it's a bop-it" My favorite line ever

"Female orgasm is a myth" gives a whole new meaning to the term orgasm denial.

Conspiracy: *Sorrow actually played the muffin man*

"Just abuse it like it's a Bop-It!" Yeah. Dead. Right there. Killed me.

i knew so little about womens anatomy when i was a child that when i first got my period i thought it was more rational of an explanation to assume that i had somehow gotten hemorrhoids.

It’s fascinating to me, how incomprehensible some human beings actually are.

I have indeed hit my cronch against the table and I fookin screeched

"That blood gets wasted!" unless someone wants blood coming out of someones uterus, which would be very concerning, then no, we're throwing it in the trash.

The period blood one made me question how humanity has lasted this long. That kind of stupidity can be deadly.

soothouse: pant david: *_raucous laughter_*

No one on earth is as good at choosing topics as Soothouse

That's a spot on impression of the gingerbread man

6:30 So the Devil is a gynecologist? “Sorry, I can’t take your soul, it already belongs to your insurance company. “ 8:23 From the NC-17 version of Labyrinth.

I love Sorrow's belly laughs. Like, uncontrollable, full powered, throw your head back laughter kinda laughter. It's sp rare to hear it when he's doing a video by himself. But here. At 8:33 , you can hear that power. The pureness in that laugh kills me, I don't know why.

It's not that they have no idea, it's that they're 100% confident that they do.

* presses devil's doorbell * " aye Satan, u home? "

The comment of “the clit is used for creating a child” haunts me, not just because it’s so horribly wrong, but because I’m just so fascinated by how someone could come to that conclusion, like how’d they get to that point?? Was it a super strict church or something? Their parents? Or their own bizarre imagination and nobody bothered to correct them, I can only imagine what they’re like now😳

4:56 “just a bloke standin there” lmao

Bush did menstruation pain

As a girl and a registered nurse I'm currently crying in the corner of our ER 😂😂

Everyone: *says joke" Siegeengine: DISGUSTANG

Rhianna should've been in this one, she could've learned so much about her own body from these obvious doctors.

"sliding down the umbilical cord" 5:00 I'm 99.99% sure that babies do not come out of the umbilical cord. But what do I know, I'm just a biology student.

7:50 "Abuse it like a bop-it" This is what I'm doing instead of my school work.

This is honestly the best video they've ever made, I've ended up here a few times now and every time I leave in tears from laughing so goddamn hard.

"As a guy, I think menstrual pain is a myth." A good counter to that should be: "As a girl, I don't think getting kicked in the balls actually hurts."

*activates hymen-detecting glasses* E N H A N C E

as a girl who teaches at an all-boys school, i've heard some of these, and some weirder ones, before 😂

2:19 sounds like a guy that's so miserable in the sack that he has to resort to attempting to gaslight women

Nobody seems to know anything about the hymen so heres a fun lesson about it. Starting with facts, because there are so few compared to myths; The hymen can sometimes break during intercourse. That's about the only thing they've got right, besides the fact that it exists. Myths: - The Hymen should really not be breaking during intercourse. If your partner or whatever you're inserting into you is a comfortable size, youre relaxed, and theres proper lubrication, there should be no problems. It does happen sometimes, but the risk is exacerbated by extra stress or pressure on the area. - The hymen is not a barrier. It's an archway of muscle within the vagina, more like a banner that's passed under than a gate that blocks the way, feel me? There are some conditions where the hymen can block the vaginal opening, but those are rare and can be fixed with medical intervention. - There's no guarantee they'll even have a hymen, or at least much of one. Hymens vary in size, and some people dont have one to begin with. - Hymens can be damaged in ways outside of sex, some of which include injury or exercise. Basically, the hymen is an arbitrary uh indicator of virginity as those who've had sex can still have it in tact, and those who haven't could have a broken hymen or no hymen at all. Virginity in general makes no sense to measure, because theres no physical permanent change in the body after protected sex (unless you're really fucked up somehow).

Guys the majority of period blood isn’t even blood

It's a "period" because it happens periodically. As in a span of time, on a fairly regular basis... idiots should not be allowed on the internet.

As someone who was born female, 100% can confirm this is all accurate

As a virgin, I think that sex is a myth.

They just needed leather bound books

*JUST PLAYIN' THE LONG CON* -Sorrowtv

Devil's door bell? Well most demons/devils I've seen are very attractive so, I'll keep dinging it.

Got to the "Clit vs Table Corner" bit and I think my soul left my body. Clits everywhere shrank back in sympathy.

THIS COLLAB IS A DREAM COME TRUE. DO THIS AGAIN

"Menstrual pain is a myth" No it's a nightmare

"Do you know, the muffin man?" "Well, of course i know him. He's me"

For the "donating period blood" part, and i dont want to sound like someone who belongs in this video, but "period blood" isnt normal blood right? Like its blood, but i have to assume its not really same, since it is caused by the shedding of the uterus lining, right? Am i the dumb one here? You couldnt just donate it.

How long will it take for people to understand that the hymen is not able to tell you if a girl is a virgin...

*do you know the muffin man?*

3:15 ah yes, because men are born without arms yet women are

The post asking about cutting your hair while pregnant stems from a very interesting Native American myth, where it was thought if you cut your hair then the baby would die.

The muffin man re-enactment is the quality content I subbed for

There's something about watching a video with a bunch of people having a conversation and laughing that makes it 10x funnier

Taking a moment to appreciate the Front Bottoms at the end

THE CLITORIS IS LITERALLY MEAMT FOR PLEASURE THAT IS THE SOLENPURPOSE OF THE CLITORIS!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Apparently my vaginal suction power is too weak because I've had to resort to manual insertion every time. Feels bad man.

Genuinely encountered someone who thought "black women don't have periods and it only happens because of poor diet". He said "it should only be a single drop of blood hence the name period." I think his contact with women was probably limited to the inflatable plastic kind

I’m having a really really bad, depressed day, so I decided to watch some Sorrow TV/Soothouse to cheer me up. George’s “orgasm” by “bumping his clit on the corner of a table” actually made me laugh out loud. Thank you guys for making such funny videos.

"thats the devil's doorbell and if you keep ringing it he'll answer" the girl from the shape of water : //spreads legs// good.

*ooн ooн*

Gene police! SIR ... GET OUT OF THE POOL!!

1:53 I didn't realize that was actualy Sorrow talking to himself until I looked at the text colors, *W H A T* .

This was simultaneously the most painful and hilarious episode.

My Girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid 10, but also imaginary.

1:42 I lost it at the Gingerbread Man from Shrek bit. Thanks guys.

Trying to distract myself from a panic attack, thank you for making me laugh

"If a women has starch masks on there body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?"