The Waifu Lovers of Reddit [Feat. Marshal Does Stuff] 

SootHouse loved the video

SootHouse I'm only 3:32 into the video and I can't take it

SootHouse are my waifu

SootHouse I am one of the 6 who isn’t a bot

no

....but

Tuesk tater salud

Such...Genius!

CHUMIMI

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I actually want to believe that it's actually real, it'd be even funnier lmao

The problem is that what age the guy was when he said he first played Mario 64.

@@nemotheclownfish7590 if he was a child then princess peach would be a child groomer 😂

@@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie facts

Random account #bowserdidnothingwrong

Fun fact : A large amount of people who have waifus also are wehraboos

It's because shes a girl from a tank anime in which she drives a panzer IV . Yes I watch anime and yes I laugh at these weebs. Not all of us are like this.

When a guy who's a great grandson of a former Wehrmacht officer gets addicted to cursed Japanese content

That’s Yukari, aka the tonk nerd of GUP. Don’t ask.

Professional ShitPoster and looks like we’re on the same boat. I am very careful about buying anime merchandise, And the only thing i ever wanted was a figure of Yukari sitting on the cupola of the Panzer with a shell. Edit: Spelling errors.

Yep

I’ve just internalised that they’re all joking to cope with the fact that people like this almost certainly exist.

Man.. I thought this sub reddit was satire wtf...

Kind of. But they're not hurting anyone, or themselves really. I say let them live like that if they want to. What's the drawbacks really? Chances of them reproducing is crippled to zero? No problemo, we humans are multiplying way to fast for our on good there days. As long as someone's happy with the way they're living, I say it's fine. I'd say it would just be degrading them to call it depressing.

@@radornic2387 i dont think you can call this being happy. imagine longing for someone you know isnt even real and you will never end up with. they might appear happy on the outside but on the inside they are completely broken down. its sort of like fake hapiness u get by doing drugs and stuff. for me, this is definitely damaging to them and if my friend was like that, i would definitely try to help them.

Not very will I presume.

I'm a lurker in the sub, and from what I've seen, they usually make headcanons or something similar to that

RIP Vandham

From my experience with a fictional character dieing, not well

My anime husbando is dead in canon. It's saddening but there are reasons why headcanons and alternate universes exist

DededesuccALT ye they’re very comfy

My only pillow is a body pillow. The pillow case looks like a massive barcode... I just realised this...

Ghost waifu

@Rill Is this some Anime joke i'm too non weeb to understand

Does it have a naughty side?

That’s deep. Deeply gay...

@@yhorm9959 i mean that would actually be weird. And question what do you thing is "deeply straight"?

What is deeply straight?... I assume being deeply straight is the exact point in which you are so straight that even other straight dudes fall for you.

you are waifu is real

r/showerthoughts

Yes. I think some of these are trolling, but there are people who legitimately believe fictional characters love them

Yeah, poor soothouse, they will never know what it’s like having a waifu

me too dude

Agreed. Some of them probably have mental illness, but honestly I think alot of them are just extremely socially anxious people. They may be ugly bastards, or dont take care of themselves enough, or be really nice to converse with, but at the end of the day there was definitely alot of sad, terrible things that happened in their lives to lead them to seek affection from fictional characters. No one is born bad.

in a way, its their way of coping. Ive browsed alot of posts and alot of people rlly have gotten real girlfriends so good for them.

He's better than those out shape nerd that laughed at him in this video

Ahaha no

Yeah, maybe it starts clearing his mind, he abandons all his weeb shit and reenters society

He's exploited it in a way, having delusional goals to do very, very good things

Exercise does improve one's mental health, so hopefully he is in a better place.

titanium h W I T E

Happy little trees

how about waluigi

Waluigu is pretty hot, however I think that Tony the tiger is still best girl

Excuse me bob Ross is mine

peach is a peach

She's. A. TOADSTOOL!

toad is a mushroom not peach although peach fucking sucks too

There is just some dudes who want to pollinate mushrooms. Dont ask me how.

Watch the game theory. Peach is a mushroom.

Thats true but theres also deviantarts and thats much worst

Reddit shows how shockingly many creeps are out there in plain sight. Take for example that there's literally reddit pages for pretty much any female "content creator" or similar and it's ALWAYS just a bunch of perverted shit on there. Do these people ever leave their basement? I've never really went on reddit and at this point there's such a stigma around it for me that I unwillingly judge anyone who uses that website. That's one of the downsides to social media or the internet in general. People detach themselves from reality and are stuck in their own little world of products to be consumed, videogames to be played and literally COOM - this comment isn't meant to offend anyone btw, i just want to demonstrate how harmful some people's behaviour is for themselves Its not healthy.

@@doublevision2943 As a almost-one-year Redditor, that is really true, they can expose some people as creeps, but I still use that website because I kinda fit in, even though when I entered I swore to myself not to become a Living-in-dads-basement neckbeard addicted to anime, hentai and videogames.

@@doublevision2943 Facts everywhere. Same is true for male and female characters in any game (even ones who aren’t adults). A lot of the time people mask it by saying it doesn’t matter because they’re fake characters... Just really scary stuff. This is why I can’t join most game sub-reddits. On the other hand, there are some better places to be on there. I’ve used it and it can be pretty wholesome or mature (in a good way) if in the right place.

@@stannosaurus I don't wanna ask what kinda community you wanted to join, because all the gaming communities that I joined are everything but that.

But what picture should be on the picture of a body pillow?

sd sd A PICTURE OF A body pillow, of course. Because w h y n o t .

sd sd a picture of a mirror.

Jake Zepeda Delet dis

What what should be on that picture of a body pillow?

Man: "I honestly don't think leaving everything with my waifu is a good choice judge." Body pillow: "..." Judge: "Good argument pillow, you have won the divorce."

R.I.P.

AIDS

Life hits you hard, bud.

And that's the waaaaaaaay the news goes.

My Mom: "Oh God what is that?!?" My Dad: "It's a Mistake."

LMAO I'm crying 😂

The funny thing is, in the show she's in, that is actually a very correct description of her.

She's from Casshern Sins. The art style to that show fucking rules by the way, it's just a little different from most anime

It’s from like the 70’s, one of my favorites though

Edward Helms what, aboit,,,, 2 anime grils

Jonathan Sicoli you do you. Shoot for the moon.

Edward Helms only if the moon has huge tittays and a down syndrome face

I mean Let's be real at least 82% of us would aim remarkably low on the whole Multiverse thing

oblivioni traditæ think about it for a second. If you had the ability to travel to paraler universes you could also go to the universe with everything you want in it. But due to the way the human brain works you would get borred of it relatively quickly. So wouldn't it be a smarter idea it go to a universe with just one thing you like so you don't exhaust every single one at once?

religious people are like this

@@lucaspd5446 edgelord detected

r/atheism user detected

@@lucaspd5446 😐

@@lucaspd5446 Most lonely Reddit neckbeards are Atheists, so not really lmao

Oh shit I remember that

And delet profile pic to both of you

There are children here

You're poisoning their minds

Peanuts are not nuts!

Nah it's probably Luigi

@@linus6718 It totally is Luigi.

@@jeremy5434 Waluigi is too much of a chad for that shit

@@flowersanbones he'd probably just get it on with Bowser as revenge

@@nrggvrn5576 why not get on with Bowser for real tho?

@Dream Salad Nothing to do with parasocial relationships tho. A person feeling like a friend of a streamer (for example) is reinforced by the streamer addressing the group the fan belongs to, and also they live in the same world. A regular person can be attracted by good content and fall for the weaponization of the parasocial relationship into feeling like friends of the content maker. A person having a waifu is several steps further detached from reality, and the problem gets to a point where the attachment to the waifu is the least of all evils.

@@0_toast_045 the irony is not lost to me, yessiree

Imagine being delusional and a loser

@@chejchi9090 imagine being a weeb

@@0_toast_045 I could say the same for you, moron.

LaX *In theatres near you.*

well im a Russian bot...

Smittening Fuck Fortnite, Roblox Battle Royale is the real shit where it's at

LaX prison royale

I call dibs on being not a bot

YOU are my waifu

Marshal Does Stuff your my husbando *nuzzles* xD

you're my waifu and soon we'll be together my love.

yesss i love wilbur

Marshal Does Stuff same Marshal same

Lol, underrated comment.

Killer Queen best waifu.

The original Raven is the ultimate waifu uwu

Fuck I wanna kick my own ass for even saying "uwu"

Asuna.... like i know that fucking name. Heard and i get bad vibes whenever i hear it. We know the best waifu is Truck-kun thot-slayer and man-killer.

Leisurous mental illness is now normal. Really.

You must be young. I knew people took this kind of stuff seriously before the internet became mainstream.

Evan Russell As someone with a trekkie mother, I am aware that us young peeps never really created anything new - we just popularized nerd culture.

I think my age group is the one that's popularizied nerd culture. I'm 24, but there's too much damn "new" stuff targeting my age group with my older brothers and sisters. 80s nostalgia is super high right now for some reason and a lot of movies and shows have tried to cater to that. For my age group in particular, Pixar has realized if they make squeals that appeal to us, their movie is bound to make a ton of money. Reason why we have an Incredibles 2 movie freaking 14 years after the first one AND a Toy Story 4 movie coming out that's bound to succeed.

Ruby Y. I hate my age group's love for nostalgia because they've proven to companies that you don't need to make anything new to appeal to them. Reference the 90s or early 2000s and they'll get people to flock.

Right

Right?

?Left

R-right?

@Ruseau what

Sluts the bunch of them are

Non-waifu body pillows do exist, I have one and it's nice and comfortable

Kristijan Car Why not both?

You have stared at the abyss too long, and now it's staring back!

+TheNellehFox i’m so sorry for you...

I don't know at what point people stopped calling them dakimakuras But it's simpler

He is living proof that waifu lovers can still have a real life 3D girlfriend XD

Weeaboo Jones?

No, it's Joey the Anime man

@@comicstrider4851 pretty sure it was from Filthy Frank's "Weeaboos" video

May his soul R.I.P. in peace

Nice husbando you got there.

*B A S E D*

FR MAN

Holesome 100

Nah Mario is

"Back"

They probably never got into a real relationship to begin with. No that one time in 3rd grade doesn’t count my guy

@@owlblocksdavid4955 Bold and highlight it as well please.

i dont watch anime or know terms

This.

And shall we point out how lazy of a term that is? Lol All they did was add a Hat on the word Husband. Edit: This reply was sponsored by Nord VPN and the Joke Gang.

@@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven waifu and husbando come from the fact that Japanese doesn't work with English very well. The words are meant to be wife and husband but that's as close as you can get. it's "engrish"

I am quite aware and was simply making a joke. However, a lot of " Anime Terms" are Fan-Made. Husbando being one of those Fan-Made terms.

...NICE.

He can’t smash though.

@@theguythatasked6400 how do you know?

@@epicghandi6141 cuz he's not in smash bros

Man of culture.

Robot waifus are alright.

@bigboi chase So? It's what I liked. Doesn't mean you have to agree.

@@Ellisepha neurotoxin gas turned me on

neo is the best waifu

Ayyy Neo pfp

Hello, have panic attack!

no u

Hi HavePanicAttack, I'm Dad!

Chicken Permission *c h i c k e n p e r m i s s i o n*

W H E R E H A V E Y O U B E A N

ima take this real quick

@@theglass1303 where is it, I want to buy it

Because it is hilariously false

...COMRADE

Did you use webMD? I hear that’s a common disease

do you have any specially called: *small die?*

How many die? was it 12 sided die?

ill commit *s t o p l i v i n g*

Well, it is a possibility. In fact, if the universe is infinite, the probability is 1, or 100%. That means, our waifus are real.

I was hoping somebody would make that reference. Thank you, human of culture. 👏

@@nagitokomaeda3237 I mean even if parallel universes are real they still have to follow the basic laws of physics though. You don't really think that there are universes in which people are 24 drawings in motion every second, do you? (If you were being sarcastic feel free to woosh me. I don't care)

You don't need parallel universes for them to exist when you can just wish them to be real in heaven 😎🤝✝️

ᴵᵗˢ ᶠʳᵉᵉ Cₒₙₙₒᵣ

No you are a birb sent by cyberlife

Ah, yes. You are correct.

Do you speak for all girls??

I can't say I am surprised...Schizophrenics aren't that sexy...

Edgy

R/madlad

i hope you know all(or most) of these are faked for laughs. idk about that asuna parallel universe guy though

i played tag with her at recess

@@mirairoses The comment now has 420 likes

Y’all remember that scene in spongebob where he struggles to lift those two stuffed animal? Yeah that’s pretty much this guy

I think he is talking about lifting here as if she was a real human and not the pillow. because i really don't think any human is so weak he can't lift a pillow.

@@danieltsiprun8080 A paralyzed man would like to have a word with you

Thats must be a very Dense pillow

He meant the weight of the actual character

Does the extermination of waifus has to start with her?

@@MouldMadeMind That is a risk I am willing to take

Wicked Amoeba that’s why I chose waluigi he is a sexy beast

NovaGamer 551 Oddly enough, I can respect this.

Donkey Kong is best waifu

Nabuchodonosor McGalapàtràmanski you misspelled Captain falcon

Gabriel_The_Doggo 9078 You misspelled Donkey Kong

Yea they have an actual psychological issue called Erotomania, it's delusional and if people are being bullied cus of it and believe in parallel universes or a heaven where they can meet them they may commit suicide, or just because they r depressed tbh comorbidity is likely with this :(

Definitely a Human Or they are Just Lonely You can get realy wierd If youre Lonely

or a friend

You are very badass aren't you?

Arsakia_ so you want 13yr olds to have guns? Well, they can always shoot themselves.

Probably not. Eh, who cares.

@@nagitokomaeda3237 Me.

@@rwbyistrash603 Well I don't think you should. It's not any of your business.

@@nagitokomaeda3237 it was never anyones business

Username checks out

No reason to feel ashamed.

I’m dead Inside Damn straight

Nah man, Yog Sothoth is the ultimate waifu

Waifhulhu

Thomas Stewart HAHA!

I’m dead Inside sphaget monster flying go pew pew to big squid

to be fair chiaki is top tier waifu material

@@DrMedicsGameSurgery I wholeheartedly agree. There can be no better waifu than her but I don't want to get into a war here so let's leave it at top-tier.

Chiaki :(

@@DrMedicsGameSurgery not a chiaki simp (despite my pfp), but I completely agree

I wanna point out also that sometimes parents are nasty people and therefore wouldnt be as important at all

BooBoy456 Wario you fool

waluigi is my fucking husband

It's because we, Waluigu adorers prefer not to reveal our secret identity

There you go mate img08.deviantart.net/59f3/i/2015/104/2/b/waluigi_dakimakura_by_vickinky-d8phar8.jpg

@@alexanderstilianov thanks, we needed this desperately

He's way better than those @ s s hole that laughed at him in this video. And i bet he can beat these skinny a s s nerd without much difficulty

@@illegalpic6814 It is funny to start doing lifting to impress a fictionnal person. Especially for the purpose of lifting his waifu, which I assume means lifting a body pillow or something. I don't know why you're taking this so personnally.

@@illegalpic6814 was that you in the video lol

oh i just got the reference lol

@@ffrai3094 Evangelion?

@@petrkinkal1509 sí

And it all comes TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

Personally my first waifu turned into the moon.

Random Computer hes not a genius. Asdfmovie9 search it

Elizete Ripperoni

Where is waluigi and pink gold peach

I don't have any hope for mankind after this

a big ail

Abigail Eldritch There’s that moment when you realize it’s not ironic humor anymore. It’s kinda depressing.

Johnathon Upadhyay Wait these dudes on reddit aren't memeing? You sure man?

:(

That's a fma refrence right?

@@taabott yeah bro yeah it is and it’s still sad

They turned everyone into tango cans

It's not that niche of a reference dude, Evangelion is an incredibly popular show, and the tang scene is an iconic scene from the show

this comment is a fucking meme ignore it pls thanks

Mary or something underrated comment

Comment King 1th Isnt that a Romeo and Juliet thing like the US has? I dont think its blanket consent at 14

Comment King 1th yeah, except these are fictional characters to begin with, so it doesn't actually matter. And even if the laws did apply to them, they couldn't give their consent (because y'know they don't exist) so they'd always be illegal, no matter the age.

It’s gotta be a troll.

Lolicon is illegal in most states...

Comment King 1th Oh ok

andretheinternaut Same 👌👌

Josef Stalin is my waifu

Your waifu is just right 👌

When the memes are just right

This comment is so underrated

He is going to reject you, because his pp is not just for one girl uwu...

You got that somethin that i need

It appears you're lost there. I suggest you learn his language

A male waifu is called a husbando

Because you are a christian body pillow

Just ask you would be fine

You disgust me.

People just find fictional characters attractive. The whole waifu culture isn’t as bad as this video makes it out to be. But Jesus Christ people take it too far to the point where I think they need help.

i think these people are too deep into the fantasy to really care. they are lonely and want to feel a small amount of affection that they lacked as a child. they turn these fictional characters into a reality (body pillow, printed out picture, etc.) and they imagine having a meaningful relationship that they always wanted.that or they are trolling idrk

You do know waifus are real... right??

@@prototypeinheritance515 they're as real as any other fictional characters

@@prototypeinheritance515 Ugh I wish

This is not what matters.

people like that exist

Rangerborn 128 And Dot Hack would be more popular.

And Beserk 2016 would be the best anime

in that parallel universe does the original Teen Titans still air new episodes, justice league unlimited is still doing the same and cowboy beebop had 4 more seasons? Do i have the will to get up out of bed in the morning with a smile on my face without a load grunt in frustration because an idiot did a dumb thing and got famous from it? Does this universe also have a good version of Halo 4&5?

Sunny apartment Room 203 the way he pronounced asuna makes my want to take a cyanide pill

Matthijs Calje they ain't weebs like some of us

Epiccam12 *G O O D*

*she’s underage*

Most animated characters are, as the duration of the existence of many topical waifus is under a few years.

Epiccam12 That's the reasonable thing.

Jude Pelaez exactly, but so am I so it would be ok

It's a dude, decent husbando tho.

Nagito Komaeda r/wooooooosh

@@nagitokomaeda3237 no he's too cute, everybody thinks he's gay so the men can have him.

@@randomcrappidydoo7625 He is gay though.

@@nagitokomaeda3237 sorry you hope bagel but r/wooooosh

Well he is the ideal waifu. :)

ChibiPrincess: Would Gracia approve?

i love this channel so much

Timeflow IS DEAD

WINDEX GLASS CLEANER **rocking back and forth** no he's not, he's not dead, he's not dead...

Pierre the thing abou "turned humanity into tang" killed me xDDD

+Yury Moncada I can always appreciate a good Eva reference

Yeah I’m trash too

ikr what a cutie haha

Mines David.

charlie is everyones waifu

Vsauce is my waifu

just know that you were the first by 4 minutes

no, i cant believe it....... BOWSER CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT FUCKING BITCH PEACH AND U?????!??!!!!!???! 😤😭😭 **cryes and cuts meself**

Cheat on him back with Mario.

Ntr ....

same, *_George Lopez_* be cheatin on me with *_that dope head Cory down the block_*

I sEe YoU'rE aLsO a MaN oF cUlTurE

Futa version only, thank you kindly.

The humor comes from the fact that the character is fictional and therefore the relationship was never real in the first place. Personally I find it more sad in the first place, but they clearly weren’t intentionally laughing at people who were depressed to the point if suicide

@@jacobyoung9981 This was sarcasm.

@@wilsonh2052 oops lol, went right over my head

where is the justice 😭😫😖 so sad

I used to have crushes on fictional characters. But most were from non-anime cartoons.

Isn't this from Kubz Scouts??

F

At least ur not a vegan who only eats tofu?

kot4311 9/11 would smoke again.

Cryfu doesnt really work, but A for effor

Mieszko Zdun B I G M O O D

B R O B A N D O S, #NOHOMO

#butAllTheBromo

Big anime titties are the bomb tho. *My* *waifu* *always* *takes* *me* *to* *flavortown*

Phelyppy Lopes Google "Nekojishi"...

PubeSweatTheBongGod I'm experiencing what I think the furries thought when soothouse made fun of em

loool i think this takes it too far but i get feeling attached to fictional characters

PubeSweatTheBongGod Pretty sure half of those are satire, the other half just makes me ashamed to be part of the community. Which is why I'm its kinda sad knowing I'm part of the latter demographic.

PubeSweatTheBongGod the princess peach one is to long and specific to not just be a joke, but its so funny

Pretty sure they're all jokes. or the majority of them, anyways

Genesectasaurus of all the Waifus to have, why Asuna?? She’s the blandest of bland characters!!

Because she's animal

Привет, товарищ, у меня паническая атака!

_But don't forget _*_shine-o_*

asundere

psychosis? naah, it is actually normal to humanize objects for humans, psychcentral.com/news/2010/03/01/why-do-we-anthropomorphize/11766.html "Giving human characteristics to animals, inanimate objects or natural phenomena is a human trait called “to anthropomorphize.”" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropomorphism It is considered to be an innate tendency of human psychology.[2] loneliness, sure.

Personification is used yes but in literature or film such as maus it softens the blow of image but these the "waifus" have no meaning or no purpose and it's just makes everyone around them feel creeped out

redmanticore Cool. But what about those who claim that it's not an illusion? Or attempt to convince others that the character is indeed alive?

They're really dilusional and are kind of a waste of brain cells at time. But they have nothing tupolev tu 95 bear

Dovah Girlie usually to my understanding they say things such as "2d is superior than 3d", implying they get it its not actually real , as in "3d" here. and well, even if it would be for some, even then we get into territory of should it be considered psychology psychosis to be treated or not. you see, you can argue that people who talk jesus is real and even try to convince others of it are classified to exact same extent, jesus is an hypothetical idol like those drawn girls. it gets to thought crime section if... we would pump full of antipsychosis medicine to every human who just chooses to talk of nonexistant things. i guess its about how much in danger the individual is to others or themselves.

*Fieri Guy-kun

KAH! You thought Speedwagon is best waifu but it was he! DIO!

@@DZ-1987 Nah Joshu Higashikata is best waifu

Okay, you beat me with Speedwagon, but my husbando is Kak and you can’t take him from me

A man of culture i see

I’m a member of the SCP Foundation... THE SPEEDWAGON IS COOL AND PRETTY FOUNDATION!

0_0

Says The Incel

The Medic indeed, I’ve just started and so far I’m really enjoying the jojo memes

I Am Everything i mean...most people are

I Am Everything if you are everything does that mean you are yourself? 🤔

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It is the only healthy response to weebs.

She's 14. *FBI OPEN UP*

it sucks when you have a good waifu like megumin and then watch another anime and then lost interest

yes

Speed wagon: *"Im disgusted of this man"*

@@duoduos9221 I haven't lost interest. My taste just changed. KonoSuba's an anime that has sticked with me in the last few years and stopping to rewatch it is like betrayal. Your point goes for most anime but definitely not for this one in my case

Again, nice one.

I wish just jojo fans fill the fucking comments with speed wagon is best waifus

Pantsu Pirate good taste.

Crimson Koba no. I'm gonna rail his boipussy, and you're gonna watch!

No! Not his boipussy!

Crimson Koba yes! It's mine!

I feel bad for Yui as well. She is not the kind of girl to get with a guy like that.

It wasn't.

@@nagitokomaeda3237 it is

Nah i think it was fukin uhhh Miho from ankle fish team

Mir Plex Texas or Alabama? Heard they have really warm weather.

SparkyTheFox Arkansas

Kentucky

Mir Plex y all can be

NeoTenic I’m kind of sad I didn’t catch that on my first view, considering I’m a fan of NGE