Barstool Pizza Review - Little Caesars (Princeton, WV) 

I’m astounded. Every single time I thought he had said “pizza pizza” for the last time he shocked me said it again. Incredible.

One bite, everybody knows the rules. Pizza pizza. The sauce actually has a decent amount of tang, it's super floppy, did I mention everyone's fat?

"Sauce actually has a decent amount of tang. It's super floppy. Did I mention everyone's fat?" Perhaps the GOAT quote episode. This is Dave at his stimmed-out best.

"Everyone's fat!" Skinny woman proceeds to walk into Little Caesars.

Condensed version of this video: -Pizza Pizza -one bite everyone knows the rules -everyones fat -Pizza Pizza

Those "pizza pizza" tourettes outbursts had me crackin up.

That “Pizza Pizza” intro had me laughing uncontrollably. 🤣

I've watched dozens and dozens of these. This one literally had me rolling I was laughing so hard.

Everything about this video is unintentionally hilarious.

I love how the words, “pizzapizza” is like a recurring tick.

"I wanna make West Virginia healthy... gimmie those pizza breads..." LMAO top notch!

Every little Ceasars is so different. I lived in a town that burnt down and it's all we had for a year. But out of the 20 or so ones I've tried, it was the best. Crispy and cooked well. Never thought I'd ever find that in a place like this

"my nose is being used as a cocaine funnel" PIZZA PIZZA

One case of early onset Alzheimers everybody knows he has no idea where he is

Dave has me craving pizza everyday now 😂😂

“Everyone’s fat; they got no choice,” was killing me

How many times he said “pizza pizza” 👇🏼

Mans railed half a 🎱 on the bathroom counter and yelled pizza pizza after standing up I bet.

"I want to make West Virginia healthy." (Same breath): "Gimme those cheesy breads." 3:04

Honestly, I like how he's not really snobbish about it. He doesn't say "this is the worst Pizza in the world! How can anyone eat Little Caesars!?" I think he's right. If you want pizza that's not terrible relatively quickly, Little Caesars is a decent option. It's like a lot of other pizza chains. You're not going there for the experience. It's not a hole in the wall where you're either going to fall in love or be horrified. It's consistently.... okay.

Guess the drugs he’s on .... everyone knows the rules.

Little Caesars: "It's Hot and Ready." Customer: "Is it good?" Little Caesars:"It's hot. And it's Ready

I have never seen a man so defeated and demoralized as he was when the pizza slice tore as he tried to pull it away.

You have to take the price into account.... for $5, ain't nothing better.

One line of coke for every Pizza Pizza, everyone knows the rules

he may have only said "Pizza pizza" 16 times but it sure felt like 40

this is my favorite video on the internet.

ever so often i come back to this beautiful chaotic gem

Little Caesars: It’s Hot and it’s Ready. Me: Is it good? Little Caesars: It’s HOT and it’s READY!

One paid endorsement, everybody knows he’s low on coke.

Been sick in bed this week absolutely hammering these and this one right here pizzapizza is the best one. Salute.

This is by far my favorite review he has done. So far.

Us watching the pizza disintegrate from 1:20 to 1:38 while he talks then Dave looking down at 1:39 is priceless

one coke addiction, everybody knows it keeps the weight down

You would think by now, when Dave walks into your pizza spot, you do your very best to make a good impression. Dude couldn't even slice the pizza right 😂

One thing you can always count on with Little Caesars is that they will basically just gently lay the pizza cutter on the pizza and hope it kinda, sorta slices it a little bit.

With all the pizza pizza he eats you’d think he would be fat too, I guess it’s all the coke tho. Pizza pizza

“It’s super floppy, did I mention everyone’s fat, they have no choice Frankie” best bit

"A lot of people say, 'i should be President.' Pizza Pizza. Everybody's fat here." LOL

Everyone's fat, they have no choice Frankie.

"I wanna make west Virginia healthy, gimme those cheesy bread"

“Did I mention everyone was fat?!?” 😅😂😂😂😂

Imagine reviewing some of the greatest pizza in the world… then having to review fast food chains. I’m shocked he even agrees to do it.

"Everyone is fat here" *Skinny girl walks in the frame*

Prez says "pizza pizza" over a dozen times, everybody knows it's tourettes.

this is the funniest review ive seen 😂😂 2:03 the adhd or tourettes whatever the hell switching topics 24/7😂

“Everyone’s fat” *proceeds to demolish pizza

"everyone here is fat!" as 1:31 nice figured girl walks in to PIZZA PIZZA

1:32 I love how hes talking about how everyone in the community is a fat pig meanwhile a local woman whos totally in shape is walking in the door while giving his rant lol

I don't know why, but him going "Pizza Pizza" so enthusiastically, then, when the pizza breaks off and he's goes, "Pizza P-uhh" kills me lmfaoooo

“Did I mention everyone’s fat, open up a Panera” 😆

Right before the show he's like: "Alright one drug, eveybody knows the rules"

The way he starts walking in place while naming the fast food joints has me weak 🤣

“I didn’t know little Caesar’s was still in business” I’ve never seen one close down 😂

As a lifelong resident of WV, I approve this message. The observation is accurate, the critique of the ppl warranted. Sheetz is probably the #1 go to spot. It’s not just what we eat; it’s how mind numbingly lazy we are… the food and the lack of activity is our culture. Watch your back in Princeton! The chemically enhanced want your stuff!

3:29 putting the dirty bread back in the bag everybody knows the 5 second rule

One shifty looking dude named "spider", everybody knows Dave's his best customer...

Pizza pizza! Pizza pizza! pizza pizza! pizza pizza! *Pizza falls apart* *Goes to rip another slice, wont give* Pizza- The little stop he does like "Ok im doing a bit but this pizza wont give"

Never seen this dude in my life this is hilarious 🤣😂😆 I love how I randomly clicked on this and got more than I can ask for thats a sub

Are we all just gonna ignore that he called their crazy bread “cheesy bread”? Coke is a hell of a drug

I’m literally in tears “pizzapizza” after every word

One line of coke in the Little Caesars bathroom, everyone knows the rules

I’ve never been more involved in a video on RU-vid then this one I laugh every time at pizzapizza and say with him everytime

This is the hardest I've laughed this week dear god I need to go outside

the girl that walked in the store is in better shape than you hahahaha

The cheese falling and him eventually realizing had me wheezing

2:20 to 2:30 is one of the funniest ten seconds in all of internet history.

Man who eats pizza every day on his soapbox about healthy eating.

One gram of coke per night everybody knows that is the reason he got the name of the state wrong.

This has to be the most honest review of Little Caesers in the history of Little Caesers. If I ever get the urge to buy one, I will always remember this video. I found it very fair you didn't seem to hold it against them that it became a floppy, greasy, runny mess in the box before you took the first bite.

Rain, sleet or snow this guy is gonna give you a pizza review.

One of the most hilarious reviews prezz has done "everyone is fat" " you get fatter walking" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pizza pizza

“Now Frankie I like all states in the union. A lot of people say I should be president-PIZZA PIZZA- All right...”

The Pizza Pizza bit is from long ago when you got 2 Pizza's for the price of 1. They stopped that and many Little Caesars closed up. I think most of the shops around here were closed up in the mid 90's. They started opening back up around here in 2010. Some don't last long either. The 1 near me lasted 5 years. More than likely because of a very poor spot in a strip mall. Busy road with lots of traffic, but very difficult to go through the drive thru. I have heard of other shops closing up after a few years also. The first one I remember opening near me is still in business. They had the Hot n Ready concept. They don't do well on that. I went twice and didn't return until recently for the Fanceroni Pepperoni Pizza. And it is quite good. Crust is not as crispy as I would like, but no shortage of Pepperoni on this pizza. I might get 1 today. Did I mention, I am NOT fat? Little Caesars can thank Eric from theendorsement, Big Ben from Somthing New, Cathy fr0m 2 cents Chick for my return. Did I mention these folks are NOT fat either?

I love how a norma looking woman walked in behind him as he was calling everyone fat

The slices couldn't even hold together how was the score not a 1🤦🏾‍♂️

Drink a shot every time he says “pEetzaPeEtZa”

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen out of context, thank you algorithm, that one rare time you work. Subscribed.

This is crazy cause little ceasars in my town goes crazy even for 7$ it’s always crunchy you got to do another review!!

3:23 So we're really just gonna gloss over the part where he drops the breadstick into a puddle, then puts it back in the bag like nothing happened?🤣

One "Pizza Pizza" everybody knows it's annoying.

Pretty sure he snorted Coke off the toilet seat of this place.

"alot of people say i should be president, pizzapizza" killed me

"My fingers are being used as forks, I mean knives, Everybodys fat, one bite everyone knows the rules, PIZZA PIZZA" -Dave

I love how he lets out all of his anger on Frankie lmao

“Everyone’s fat here” *As a healthy woman walks into the store behind him*

Nothing is more relatable than having a slice of little ceasers pizza dissolve in your hand.

Calling everyone fat while a petite girl walks behind him.

I love that he starts saying “one bite everybody knows the rules” literally before the box is even opened

I used to eat Little Caesars often because it’s in the same lot where I work. Long story short, I got sick from it and ended up puking. The last time I had it, my manager bought LC pizza for everyone to have and had one slice out of curiosity thinking I wouldn’t puke this time. I ended up puking from one slice and refuse to eat it anymore.

My guy be rollin’ on his addy’s 😂

1:27 Where did my cheese go

This guy is like a character in his own head

LOL, one of my favorite reviews, just hilarious!

Little Ceasars is what you get helping somebody move into new apartment.

1 sponsorship contract where you're required to say "pizza pizza" a certain amount of times to get the money. Everyone know's the rules

"Everybody knows the rules." No, actually, I don't know the rules.

I watched the cheese fall off and couldn't wait until he saw it 😂😂

I live in Orlando and this is definitely and we all will give a rookie score 9/10 that pizza good af when you add the garlic butter on the crust 🤤🤤

Sucks you can tell the pizza wasn't ready